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2012-10-06 07:47:47 PM
Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.
 
2012-10-06 08:08:15 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.


There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.
 
2012-10-06 08:12:43 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.


It's those awesome pants he's wearing
 
2012-10-06 08:49:47 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

It's those awesome pants he's wearing


Or the chick sandals. Probably stole them from her just to get the date.
 
2012-10-06 09:06:50 PM

FriarReb98: whyRpeoplesostupid: I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

It's those awesome pants he's wearing

Or the chick sandals. Probably stole them from her just to get the date.


Yeah, what the hell is with those shoes? Are those fashionable (for men) anywhere in the world?
 
2012-10-06 09:35:20 PM
Hollywood douches, they think Range Rovers are status symbols.
 
2012-10-06 09:38:45 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Hollywood douches, they think Range Rovers are status symbols.


The treat objects like women, man.
 
2012-10-06 09:42:50 PM
You don't understand - I'm Tom Jayne!
 
2012-10-06 09:49:56 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.


Let's be honest, that's all it takes.
 
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2012-10-06 10:05:52 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

It's those awesome pants he's wearing


must be bugle boi jeans.
 
2012-10-06 10:12:19 PM
He shook her hand... way to put yourself in the friendzone dude.
 
2012-10-06 10:13:41 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.


I mean, he did get Katy Perry's boobs to marry him.
 
2012-10-06 10:25:26 PM
That fellow does not do it for me. I've heard he's funny and smart, but I've only seen pictures of him.

And he's actually better-dressed in these pictures than he usually is.
 
2012-10-06 10:38:33 PM

cryinoutloud: That fellow does not do it for me. I've heard he's funny and smart,


Yeah, I heard that, too.

Lies. All lies.
 
2012-10-06 10:41:34 PM
With a beard and hair like that, I'm amazed he's not arrested every week.
 
2012-10-06 10:56:06 PM

ThisSideofSteinway: You don't understand - I'm Tom Jayne!


I just want my kids back
 
2012-10-06 11:00:44 PM
If he walked into the same room as me I'd want to take a shower
 
Boe
2012-10-06 11:08:37 PM
He always looks like he smells bad
 
2012-10-06 11:19:45 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: ThisSideofSteinway: You don't understand - I'm Tom Jayne!

I just want my kids back


Was gonna be all witty and post a pic or screencap or something. You guys stole my thunder.

/Fark you guys...
 
2012-10-06 11:25:36 PM

Boe: He always looks like he smells bad


He's European, that's pretty much a given.
 
2012-10-07 12:31:14 AM
I'm guessing subby hasn't spent any amount of time in Hollywood or the surrounding areas. It's absolutely crawling with absurdly hot women on the arms of various levels of troglodyte. Who knows, maybe the guys in L.A. all have great personalities and senses of humor, and it has nothing to do with money, fame, or power.
 
2012-10-07 01:07:31 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.

It's those awesome pants he's wearing


The sad thing is that that outfit he is wearing is probably all designer and probably cost a upwards of $1000. .
 
2012-10-07 01:26:14 AM
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Is it wrong that I take satisfaction from the fact that he is driving the base model Range Rover? Hell, if you're gonna spend $80,000, spend $88,000 and get the cooled seats! The wheels are a dead giveaway.
 
2012-10-07 01:45:24 AM

RangerTaylor: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x826]

Is it wrong that I take satisfaction from the fact that he is driving the base model Range Rover? Hell, if you're gonna spend $80,000, spend $88,000 and get the cooled seats! The wheels are a dead giveaway.


No more wrong than the satisfaction I get from his nuts being crushed inside pants that would've been too tight for his ex-wife.
 
2012-10-07 02:11:55 AM
Some day that mane of greasy hair is going to get too close to an open flame and he will forever look like a prop from a Rob Zombie movie.
 
2012-10-07 02:17:15 AM
He spotted her personality from a mile away
 
2012-10-07 02:19:42 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.


Well hes mildly funny, doesn't seem that smart but the famous and rich with a funny accent will get a lot of dumb women to sleep with you.
 
2012-10-07 02:47:20 AM
He had the lean look, effortless hair and dressed down manner of a movie star.
 
2012-10-07 03:02:17 AM
I don't care if he wears 10 cans of hair spray and drives a 4x4 Rolls Royce, I am NOT going to see another movie this twit is in.
 
2012-10-07 03:06:38 AM

Kurmudgeon: I don't care if he wears 10 cans of hair spray and drives a 4x4 Rolls Royce, I am NOT going to see another movie this twit is in.


You saw one?
 
2012-10-07 03:23:25 AM
I saw 'homeless' and correctly guessed it was about Russell Brand.
 
2012-10-07 03:57:18 AM

steamingpile: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

Well hes mildly funny, doesn't seem that smart but the famous and rich with a funny accent will get a lot of dumb women to sleep with you.

 
2012-10-07 03:59:01 AM
He's... he's... he's wearing girl shoes.

WTF?
 
2012-10-07 05:08:22 AM

Christian Bale: Kurmudgeon: I don't care if he wears 10 cans of hair spray and drives a 4x4 Rolls Royce, I am NOT going to see another movie this twit is in.

You saw one?


I thought Russell Brand was a character done by that guy who did Borat.
 
2012-10-07 08:00:22 AM
As a 27-yo engineering graduate with a goofy looking nose, a nice sense of humor, and a mostly part time IT job...I have no doubt that I could've also walked up on the smoking jogger and gotten her number
 
2012-10-07 11:18:21 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.


But he appears to not to ever bathe, looks like he has a fresh and old load in his pants and hellishly unmanly sense of fashion.... Please, someone, explain his appeal to women for me.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ makes it all ok huh? Gross.
 
2012-10-07 11:29:23 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.

There has to be more, because that hasn't worked for me.


The problem is you wake up.
 
2012-10-07 12:05:06 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.



3 of 5 isn't bad i guess.
 
2012-10-07 01:47:59 PM

LemSkroob: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.


3 of 5 isn't bad i guess.


I have to agree with the Skroob on this one.
 
2012-10-08 01:15:58 AM

crzytxn: LemSkroob: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Funny, intelligent, famous, British, and rich. Can't imagine why he can pick up random hot women at will.


3 of 5 isn't bad i guess.

I have to agree with the Skroob on this one.


I would to but he has been in some funny and smart movies so gets the rub, even though I don't find his standup funny or smart. To be perfectly honest I think some Hollywood execs may cast him thinking they can get him cheaper than Eddie Izzard which if you had the choice wouldn't you go that way?
 
2012-10-08 03:59:13 PM

RangerTaylor: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x826]

Is it wrong that I take satisfaction from the fact that he is driving the base model Range Rover? Hell, if you're gonna spend $80,000, spend $88,000 and get the cooled seats! The wheels are a dead giveaway.


Fine, I'll drive one of the other exoctic cars from my fleet next time.

/people with money piss me off!
//No, really. They do
 
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