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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Only a few weeks left to degrade yourself and completely embarrass your children; here's some of the worst Halloween costumes that you can buy   ( ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line
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2012-10-06 07:42:40 PM  
8 votes:
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I am the first to present this reference?
2012-10-06 06:10:41 PM  
7 votes:
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Sexy Ruined Spanish Fresco Monkey Jesus costume
2012-10-06 07:54:12 PM  
4 votes:
Bontesla: So, Dollar General sells actual scrubs for about 8 bucks a pop. Pretty sure that whatever I am - it'll involve those scrubs.

Dollar Store costumes are the best. A few years ago I wired 6 or 7 off-brand Barbie dolls to an old suit, and super-glued toy picks and shovels in their hands. When people asked what I was supposed to be, I'd shrug and say "I don't know, but chicks are digging me."

Halloween GOLD.
2012-10-06 07:00:23 PM  
4 votes:

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.


Ugly bag of mostly water.
2012-10-06 08:20:32 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-06 07:27:43 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-07 12:57:22 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-06 07:30:46 PM  
2 votes:
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Just a blue jump suit with the word "Halloween" emblazoned across the left side. 

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2012-10-06 07:22:14 PM  
2 votes:
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/oblig
2012-10-06 04:41:22 PM  
2 votes:
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Sexy Enema Bag costume.
2012-10-06 03:36:52 PM  
2 votes:
So, Dollar General sells actual scrubs for about 8 bucks a pop. Pretty sure that whatever I am - it'll involve those scrubs.
2012-10-06 03:13:30 PM  
2 votes:
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/weirdest boner right now
//don't judge me
2012-10-08 09:37:53 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, look! The clitoris!
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2012-10-06 11:57:22 PM  
1 vote:
I just need to put two pink lines on a white shirt and go as the scariest thing in the world: a positive pregnancy test.
2012-10-06 09:56:14 PM  
1 vote:

Ape Shiat Nuts: None of these are as bad as the costumes when I was a kid: a plastic mask of some cartoon character (held on one's face by the thinnest, weakest rubber band known to man) and a plastic smock displaying a picture and the name of said cartoon character.


I had this costume when I was four(1975):

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/there's something special about an old Collegeville costume
2012-10-06 09:51:52 PM  
1 vote:

finnished: Eegah: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)

I thought it was a Barbapapa.


blueyd1: Okay, I'll bite. It's Foofa from Yo Gabba Gabba.


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I figured it was a Barbapapa too. Now I'm a little concerned that this kids' show has a six foot, one eyed sex toy in it.
2012-10-06 09:37:12 PM  
1 vote:
James O'Keefe?
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2012-10-06 09:35:48 PM  
1 vote:

Eegah: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)


I thought it was a Barbapapa.
2012-10-06 09:19:03 PM  
1 vote:
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I don't know, this was kinda funny.....Big Foot.
2012-10-06 09:03:42 PM  
1 vote:
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Remember these kind of makeup products work best when you mix food coloring in with them. 

/I keed I keed
2012-10-06 08:42:13 PM  
1 vote:
None of these are as bad as the costumes when I was a kid: a plastic mask of some cartoon character (held on one's face by the thinnest, weakest rubber band known to man) and a plastic smock displaying a picture and the name of said cartoon character.
2012-10-06 08:40:29 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-06 08:19:25 PM  
1 vote:

sandbar67: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I thought it was a testicle


It is the neck of that guy from yesterday's child abduction thread.
2012-10-06 08:10:47 PM  
1 vote:
Add a compound fracture, a sucking chest wound and whiplash and this one might telepathically page BronyMedic. But not for the right reasons.

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/troll, natchurly
2012-10-06 08:01:12 PM  
1 vote:
Going as Amy Winehouse.


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Or as an unemployed worker under Romney:

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2012-10-06 07:53:40 PM  
1 vote:

Dimensio: [pics.blameitonthevoices.com image 470x630]

I am the first to present this reference?


Is it wrong of me to hope that someone punches his lights out?
2012-10-06 07:37:32 PM  
1 vote:
Elmo done Right!
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2012-10-06 07:26:06 PM  
1 vote:
That flesh skin suit actually looks like a great base for something genuinely freaky. Something from Silent Hill, perhaps.

/ooh, new movie
2012-10-06 07:21:24 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to try to dress up like Janis Joplin,it's not like the kids will get it or if they'll even be any kids trick or treating here.
2012-10-06 07:19:08 PM  
1 vote:
Those are almost as bad as Adam Sandler.
2012-10-06 06:55:01 PM  
1 vote:
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