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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Only a few weeks left to degrade yourself and completely embarrass your children; here's some of the worst Halloween costumes that you can buy   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 90
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2012-10-06 08:39:42 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-06 08:40:29 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-06 08:42:13 PM
None of these are as bad as the costumes when I was a kid: a plastic mask of some cartoon character (held on one's face by the thinnest, weakest rubber band known to man) and a plastic smock displaying a picture and the name of said cartoon character.
 
2012-10-06 08:47:40 PM

geoduck42: Heh. Used to put some of those up at Halloween around our house when I was a kid. Think we still have them stashed away somewhere.


I wish I had vintage Halloween decor, but I only have modern stuff.
 
2012-10-06 08:55:52 PM
Halloween is the one time of year I truly love and appreciate children.
 
2012-10-06 09:03:42 PM
c1334242.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com

Remember these kind of makeup products work best when you mix food coloring in with them. 

/I keed I keed
 
2012-10-06 09:19:03 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I don't know, this was kinda funny.....Big Foot.
 
2012-10-06 09:19:17 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.


I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)
 
2012-10-06 09:35:48 PM

Eegah: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)


I thought it was a Barbapapa.
 
2012-10-06 09:36:25 PM

Ape Shiat Nuts: None of these are as bad as the costumes when I was a kid: a plastic mask of some cartoon character (held on one's face by the thinnest, weakest rubber band known to man) and a plastic smock displaying a picture and the name of said cartoon character.


We always had to just use a team sport uniform, gray face paint, and a little fake blood. Undead Baseball Player. Undead Basketball Player. Undead Soccer Player. Each lamer than the one before...
 
2012-10-06 09:37:12 PM
James O'Keefe?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 09:37:20 PM

Eegah: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)


Okay, I'll bite. It's Foofa from Yo Gabba Gabba.

/yes, I'm ashamed I know that
//My 2-year-old son loves the show
///I know that's not an excuse
 
2012-10-06 09:39:05 PM

Ape Shiat Nuts: None of these are as bad as the costumes when I was a kid: a plastic mask of some cartoon character (held on one's face by the thinnest, weakest rubber band known to man) and a plastic smock displaying a picture and the name of said cartoon character.


Yeah well mine was a hand-me-down my mom made for my brother. A tiger costume that I wore for about three Halloweens.
It was made quite well. Come to think of it, it was pretty darn cute and quite warm and all the neighbours liked it so I'm fine with that.
 
2012-10-06 09:48:21 PM
Bathysphere:

Halloween is the one time of year I truly love and appreciate children.

Not even Halloween will do that for me.

Ome problem with OK Cupid is 99.99% of the available women over 40 -- the ones not likely to call me "pedophile" for writing to them -- have kids & often grandkids. And I hate children too much to fake it or even tolerate their screechy precence. (Does that make me a pedoPHOBE?) Add that to being a professional lunatic who does not accept "The Lord" and can explain exactly why Obama's not a socialist and you'll understand why I'm a very lonely old man.

*sniff*

Maybe this Halloween I should go as the "+" side of a glory hole.
 
2012-10-06 09:51:52 PM

finnished: Eegah: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)

I thought it was a Barbapapa.


blueyd1: Okay, I'll bite. It's Foofa from Yo Gabba Gabba.


4.bp.blogspot.com

I figured it was a Barbapapa too. Now I'm a little concerned that this kids' show has a six foot, one eyed sex toy in it.
 
2012-10-06 09:56:14 PM

Ape Shiat Nuts: None of these are as bad as the costumes when I was a kid: a plastic mask of some cartoon character (held on one's face by the thinnest, weakest rubber band known to man) and a plastic smock displaying a picture and the name of said cartoon character.


I had this costume when I was four(1975):

i.imgur.com 

/there's something special about an old Collegeville costume
 
2012-10-06 10:03:58 PM

Ape Shiat Nuts: None of these are as bad as the costumes when I was a kid: a plastic mask of some cartoon character (held on one's face by the thinnest, weakest rubber band known to man) and a plastic smock displaying a picture and the name of said cartoon character.


White people problems.
 
2012-10-06 10:05:16 PM

dennysgod: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x400]

I don't know, this was kinda funny.....Big Foot.


Or Sarah Jessica Parker
 
2012-10-06 10:11:43 PM
img846.imageshack.us

I've got the drunkest boner right now...
 
2012-10-06 10:13:57 PM
Awfully biatchy, plenty of those costumes were fine.
 
2012-10-06 10:21:46 PM

The One True TheDavid: Bathysphere:

Halloween is the one time of year I truly love and appreciate children.

Not even Halloween will do that for me.

Ome problem with OK Cupid is 99.99% of the available women over 40 -- the ones not likely to call me "pedophile" for writing to them -- have kids & often grandkids. And I hate children too much to fake it or even tolerate their screechy precence. (Does that make me a pedoPHOBE?) Add that to being a professional lunatic who does not accept "The Lord" and can explain exactly why Obama's not a socialist and you'll understand why I'm a very lonely old man.

*sniff*

Maybe this Halloween I should go as the "+" side of a glory hole.


:(
 
2012-10-06 10:26:17 PM

blueyd1: Eegah: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)

Okay, I'll bite. It's Foofa from Yo Gabba Gabba.

/yes, I'm ashamed I know that
//My 2-year-old son loves the show
///I know that's not an excuse


Sigh, this. Except my two-year-old is a girl. I downloaded the Halloween episode though, and I have to admit, I kind of dig the songs.

/She's pink and happy
 
2012-10-06 10:32:13 PM

fragMasterFlash: [img846.imageshack.us image 640x640]

I've got the drunkest boner right now...


[vox=sing-song]
I know who's a local!
[/vox]
 
2012-10-06 10:35:03 PM
And on a Halloween related note, if anyone would like some non-metal Halloween music, Rain Station put out some pretty good songs:

Broom Hopping

Trick or Treatin'

Candy

Twilight Sky

This Night

If you can find their album, Dark Ride, it's worth having.
 
2012-10-06 10:41:16 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Bontesla: So, Dollar General sells actual scrubs for about 8 bucks a pop. Pretty sure that whatever I am - it'll involve those scrubs.

Dollar Store costumes are the best. A few years ago I wired 6 or 7 off-brand Barbie dolls to an old suit, and super-glued toy picks and shovels in their hands. When people asked what I was supposed to be, I'd shrug and say "I don't know, but chicks are digging me."

Halloween GOLD.


Two years ago I used eight baby dolls from the Dollar store, took a blanket and fashioned a huge sling, and shoved all the babies into the sling, some upside down, just totally scattered. Long black wig, overdone lips and I was the Octomom. I made it into my kid's yearbook with that costume.

Last year, got a dress jacket and pants from Goodwill, ordered some blue contact lenses, kept my eyes REAL wide and mad-looking, made a bunch of campaign pins and went as Michelle Bachmann. Tip to both costumes was to be in character the entire time. Last year's was the best. One guy I passed on the street saw that I was carrying a trick-or-treat pumpkin and asked if I had any candy in there. I said yes, but I wasn't about to give any to him because he had to earn his own. He stared at me blankly and I said, "It's so great to finally meet someone from the 99%."

Not sure what's on tap for this year. Thinking Psy--powder blue jacket with black duct tape edging, short black wig and dark glasses. Add some piped music, do a little dance...done.
 
2012-10-06 10:58:26 PM
"Only a few weeks left to degrade yourself and completely embarrass your children"

/thought that this was going to be a politics tab and talk about supporting Romney.
 
2012-10-06 11:57:22 PM
I just need to put two pink lines on a white shirt and go as the scariest thing in the world: a positive pregnancy test.
 
2012-10-07 12:06:48 AM
I Love Halloween!

I really want to paint my face like a sugar skull with this skeleton thing I got goin' on, but I wear glasses : (
Should I not do that?
 
2012-10-07 12:34:51 AM
Every one of those is too absurd to possibly be for real.

I call shenanigans and salute, nod, and awkwardly fist-bump-high-five-bro-shake in compliment to the phony web site.
 
2012-10-07 01:13:27 AM
Until very recently, THIS was a U.S. Congressman:

media.theweek.com

Article: http://theweek.com/article/index/212374/oregon-democrat-david-wus-biza rre-tiger-suit-photo
 
2012-10-07 01:30:54 AM

dillenger69: They actually have Sexy Mustard.


I saw that and cracked the fark up. Awesome.
 
2012-10-07 01:49:54 AM
www.plaidstallions.com

Thanks mom
 
2012-10-07 02:35:13 AM

blueyd1: Eegah: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)

Okay, I'll bite. It's Foofa from Yo Gabba Gabba.

/yes, I'm ashamed I know that
//My 2-year-old son loves the show
///I know that's not an excuse


I actually appreciate that show as a nanny. Mostly for the random ska and punk references. "How do we clean up our toys? Pickituppickituppickitup!"
 
2012-10-07 04:07:49 AM

kisseswookies: blueyd1: Eegah: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I'm pretty sure it's the Sea Monkey Queen (or Princess)

Okay, I'll bite. It's Foofa from Yo Gabba Gabba.

/yes, I'm ashamed I know that
//My 2-year-old son loves the show
///I know that's not an excuse

I actually appreciate that show as a nanny. Mostly for the random ska and punk references. "How do we clean up our toys? Pickituppickituppickitup!"


Yeah, my 4yo and 15mo old love when we go on car trips. We have the YoGabbaGabba Music Is Awesome 1-3 cds in there.

/Imagination Movers isn't bad either.
//They have a pretty great live concert.
 
2012-10-07 05:11:30 AM
That was stupid

/your blog sucks
 
2012-10-07 12:11:11 PM
I really liked the Fallen Angel pre-teen costume.

3.bp.blogspot.com

But then when I got to the bottom of the page I saw this:

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4.bp.blogspot.com

"So why does your internet search history have
so many queries for children's Halloween costumes?" 

//YIKES!!
 
2012-10-07 12:57:22 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-07 02:53:36 PM

GAT_00: Ugly bag of mostly water.


Since I first heard it, this has remained my FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME!
 
2012-10-07 06:33:22 PM
I would go as Psy this year, but with my body type it's probably easier and more realistic to wrap myself in the khaki tarp and sliter around as Jabba the Hutt.
 
2012-10-08 09:37:53 AM
Hey, look! The clitoris!
i.imgur.com
 
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