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		Only a few weeks left to degrade yourself and completely embarrass your children; here's some of the worst Halloween costumes that you can buy (ramblingbeachcat.com)		90
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Nickster79		2012-10-06 03:13:30 PM

/weirdest boner right now
//don't judge me

Roook		2012-10-06 03:21:16 PM

Sexy Spongebob costume? come on now

Bontesla		2012-10-06 03:36:52 PM

So, Dollar General sells actual scrubs for about 8 bucks a pop. Pretty sure that whatever I am - it'll involve those scrubs.

FloydA		2012-10-06 04:41:22 PM

Sexy Enema Bag costume.

PacManDreaming		2012-10-06 05:58:56 PM

What utter crap. Vintage Halloween stuff is the best!

FloydA		2012-10-06 06:10:41 PM

Sexy Ruined Spanish Fresco Monkey Jesus costume

dillenger69		2012-10-06 06:45:32 PM

They actually have Sexy Mustard.

vossiewulf		2012-10-06 06:55:01 PM

GAT_00		2012-10-06 07:00:23 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

Ugly bag of mostly water.

the_chief		2012-10-06 07:19:08 PM

Those are almost as bad as Adam Sandler.

Pupsta		2012-10-06 07:21:01 PM

hah...my ex girlfriend bought that sexy spongebob costume...for her six year old. she apparently ignored the word "sexy" in the description and then biatched when the costume didn't fit the kid right.

A Terrible Human		2012-10-06 07:21:24 PM

I'm going to try to dress up like Janis Joplin,it's not like the kids will get it or if they'll even be any kids trick or treating here.

Lone Stranger		2012-10-06 07:22:14 PM

/oblig

Lone Stranger		2012-10-06 07:23:58 PM

Just add some sketti and budder.

Gonad the Ballbarian		2012-10-06 07:24:25 PM

Nacho Libre, a jelly fish and The Amazing Spider-Man.

Oh yeah baby!

Gyrfalcon		2012-10-06 07:25:40 PM

I'm sure my youngest nephew will be Spiderman for the third year in a row.

FraggleStickCar		2012-10-06 07:25:41 PM

Disagree on some of these. The pencil, dreidel, foot, and cockroach are all great. I'll be going as a peanut this year

Catlike Typist		2012-10-06 07:26:06 PM

That flesh skin suit actually looks like a great base for something genuinely freaky. Something from Silent Hill, perhaps.

/ooh, new movie

Dave and the Mission		2012-10-06 07:27:43 PM

NSFW Language

s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com

KarmicDisaster		2012-10-06 07:29:38 PM

Come on, the roach kid is good!

hourheroyes		2012-10-06 07:30:40 PM

No sexy drywall?

LordOfThePings		2012-10-06 07:30:46 PM

Just a blue jump suit with the word "Halloween" emblazoned across the left side.

i178.photobucket.com

peterthx		2012-10-06 07:34:37 PM

Dave and the Mission: NSFW Language

[s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com image 380x306]

I was waiting for "...and frog."

You, sir, win an internet.

/Sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon is strangely appealing

Joe Peanut		2012-10-06 07:36:02 PM

/weirdest boner right now
//don't judge me

Feral_and_Preposterous		2012-10-06 07:37:29 PM

Nickster79: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 136x320]

/weirdest boner right now
//don't judge me

2.bp.blogspot.com

Ditto.

Azlefty		2012-10-06 07:37:32 PM

Elmo done Right!
i.huffpost.com

meh...		2012-10-06 07:39:45 PM

I'm not sure what is worse, the costumes or this douchnozzle' profile pic

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Dimensio		2012-10-06 07:42:40 PM

I am the first to present this reference?

Huntceet		2012-10-06 07:47:48 PM

This year I'm going as a juror. Swiped a juror sticker from the court house. Cheapest costume ever.

Psylent1		2012-10-06 07:49:48 PM

So will the "Daphne kid" be dressing as Velma or Scooby Doo this year?

optional		2012-10-06 07:53:40 PM

Dimensio: [pics.blameitonthevoices.com image 470x630]

I am the first to present this reference?

Is it wrong of me to hope that someone punches his lights out?

Barricaded Gunman		2012-10-06 07:54:12 PM

Bontesla: So, Dollar General sells actual scrubs for about 8 bucks a pop. Pretty sure that whatever I am - it'll involve those scrubs.

Dollar Store costumes are the best. A few years ago I wired 6 or 7 off-brand Barbie dolls to an old suit, and super-glued toy picks and shovels in their hands. When people asked what I was supposed to be, I'd shrug and say "I don't know, but chicks are digging me."

Halloween GOLD.

mooseyfate		2012-10-06 07:57:26 PM

Dimensio: [pics.blameitonthevoices.com image 470x630]

I am the first to present this reference?

I hope atleast 3 people punched him in the stomach.

wildcardjack		2012-10-06 08:01:02 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I was thinking "Does this make my ass look fat?"

skinink		2012-10-06 08:01:12 PM

Going as Amy Winehouse.

www.halloweenplayground.com

Or as an unemployed worker under Romney:

s7.thisnext.com

mooseyfate		2012-10-06 08:03:43 PM

skinink: Going as Amy Winehouse.
[www.halloweenplayground.com image 432x432]
Or as an unemployed worker under Romney:
[s7.thisnext.com image 352x352]

Winehouse would be great. Just buy an old bee-hive wig and slap an overly exaggerated "1 year sober" NA chip in the front and BAM!, you're Amy Winehouse.

NotBabylonian20		2012-10-06 08:03:46 PM

Dimensio: [pics.blameitonthevoices.com image 470x630]

I am the first to present this reference?

DUDE! way too early haha still made me laugh though

WhippingBoy		2012-10-06 08:05:00 PM

I'm going as "Sexy Spongebob" this year...

Bontesla		2012-10-06 08:05:50 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Bontesla: So, Dollar General sells actual scrubs for about 8 bucks a pop. Pretty sure that whatever I am - it'll involve those scrubs.

Dollar Store costumes are the best. A few years ago I wired 6 or 7 off-brand Barbie dolls to an old suit, and super-glued toy picks and shovels in their hands. When people asked what I was supposed to be, I'd shrug and say "I don't know, but chicks are digging me."

Halloween GOLD.

Hahahaha!!!

JWideman		2012-10-06 08:06:01 PM

Words that should never be in the same sentence together: sexy pre-teen costume.

WhippingBoy		2012-10-06 08:06:53 PM

JWideman: Words that should never be in the same sentence together: sexy pre-teen costume.

Exactly. Sext pre-teen is enough...

The One True TheDavid		2012-10-06 08:10:47 PM

Add a compound fracture, a sucking chest wound and whiplash and this one might telepathically page BronyMedic. But not for the right reasons.

2.bp.blogspot.com

/troll, natchurly

The One True TheDavid		2012-10-06 08:12:51 PM

Every year I go as the same thing: a fat old ugly CHUD. I.e. myself.

sandbar67		2012-10-06 08:18:19 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I thought it was a testicle

Beauf		2012-10-06 08:19:25 PM

sandbar67: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x457]
Sexy Enema Bag costume.

I thought it was a testicle

It is the neck of that guy from yesterday's child abduction thread.

geoduck42		2012-10-06 08:19:55 PM

PacManDreaming: What utter crap. Vintage Halloween stuff is the best!

Heh. Used to put some of those up at Halloween around our house when I was a kid. Think we still have them stashed away somewhere.

Elephantman		2012-10-06 08:20:32 PM

Amusement		2012-10-06 08:26:39 PM

Pre-teen?

Smackledorfer		2012-10-06 08:34:46 PM

Elephantman:

I love hitler mashups.

Evenbiggerknickers		2012-10-06 08:38:04 PM

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