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19003 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2012 at 5:18 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-06 05:52:50 PM  
2 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: [ image 363x285] 
What a bad place to build a settlement may look like

The pressure has increased sufficiently and the plates has been active lately.
The buildings were literally rebuilt on the rubble of the previous earthquake, leading to even more susceptibility.
Seattle has the same problem, but mostly from a tsunami.

"'Cause I'm praying for mayhem;
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please, flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it come down.
Bring it down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down." ~ MJK
2012-10-07 02:55:39 AM  
1 vote:

EVERYBODY PANIC: /Fly in for next Mardi Gras. I'll be there. 
//SF with a garbage strike would be like... Wednesday in New Olreans. You should see OUR garbage strikes!

So let that shiat pile up till you are above sea level, flood problem solved.
2012-10-06 08:17:54 PM  
1 vote:
If you use a magnifying glass you can see in tiny print after the article's title, "if you're gay".
2012-10-06 07:59:35 PM  
1 vote:
How much per gallon?
2012-10-06 06:43:31 PM  
1 vote:

Think Detroit, but in a swamp - with heat and lots of bugs.
2012-10-06 06:04:55 PM  
1 vote:
Otisberg willl one day take the top spot.

It's a little place.
2012-10-06 05:33:34 PM  
1 vote:

had98c: Did they ever get around to ethnic cleansing up San Francisco? Cause last time I visited back in 1996, it was by far the dirtiest, filthiest city I've ever been in. And I've been to Detroit.

As soon as I got away from the wharf area and started heading up toward the Presidio, there was garbage everywhere. I mean the streets were littered with it. Maybe I just went on a day where the garbagemen were on strike?

2012-10-06 05:30:51 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-06 05:29:14 PM  
1 vote:
Suck it haters

Well, I guess if you want to get it sucked, especially by a guy with a bushy mustache wearing black leather chaps, that's the place to go.
2012-10-06 05:26:16 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, but where is Alameida?
2012-10-06 05:21:13 PM  
1 vote:
As long as chilly weather, walking uphill, and really expensive real estate don't turn you off, San Francisco has no shortage of positive qualities.

Was gonna say. It's nice if you can afford it. I found I couldn't. But hey, #5 isn't bad.

And I think you'll find yourself walking downhill just as often as uphill.
2012-10-06 03:19:00 PM  
1 vote:
#1 smug city too.
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