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(BBC)   Bank allows you to call them to get money out of any ATM, without your card, without having to prove who you are. For some reason this has increased the amount of fraud happening   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, phone operators, debit cards  
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2012-10-06 04:13:58 PM  
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"Now, let me get this straight, Mr., ..uh.. Mr. White. You'd like to borrow $50,000 from our bank, but you have no collateral, you have no credit. You don't even have any I.D. Is that correct"?

"That's right".

"Mr. White, I'm sorry. This is not a charity. This is a business..."

"Uh, Harry, why don't you, uh, take your break now? I'll take care of.. uh.. Mr. White".

"Well.. okay. Thanks, Bob".

"That was a close one, wasn't it"?

"It certainly was".

"We don't have to bother with these formalities, do we, Mr. White? Huh"?

"What a silly Negro"!

"Just take what you want, Mr. White. Pay us back anytime. Or don't. We don't care".

"Tell me, do you know of any other banks like this in this area"?

2012-10-06 07:25:25 PM  
I can haz free moneyz?
2012-10-06 08:04:55 PM  
Hello, my name is Mr Burns
2012-10-06 09:39:17 PM  
Some places require pin numbers, some don't.
2012-10-06 10:36:39 PM  
Open borders for all!!!!!
2012-10-07 05:19:45 PM  
They've been advertising this in the UK for months.

My spidey sense told me this was probably a good reason to not bank with Natwest
2012-10-08 01:37:37 PM  

calbert: /obscure?

very, when was the last time eddie murphy did something funny on purpose?

/i would've include snl but their political skits are great.
//i think hulu might have the skit.
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