Rich Cream: FLA is the only state that considers a U-turn to be an "extreme left-turn".
Makh: Really old people who can barely see the road, drive really slow, but some how passed the drivers test on the 6 try.Teenagers who drive way past the speed limitPeople from the sticks who think all of the safety laws are bullshiat bureaucrats make up. Even the ones where you drive sober and use seat-belts.When any two of those people collide, and they do often, the resulting accident is catastrophic.So glad to be out of Sarasota.
dahmers love zombie: No. Floridians cannot drive. As one of the few Floridians who can (HAH), let me tell you what the typical road in Florida contains:People from the Northeast who will not under any circumstances allow you to merge.People without drivers licenses at all, who are surprisingly better at driving than other people on this list.People drunk texting while getting road head and eating a Whopper.Women from Middle Eastern and Asian countries who just got their license last week. After eighteen tries. And a bribe.People in barely-moving cars who will, and I am not making this up, literally make NO attempt to avoid a crash if they see you make a driving mistake, so that they can call 1-800-PAIN-LAW before they even farking call 911.Tourists from countries where road rules apparently involve using the horn as a replacement for all signals and the brake.People actually cooking meth AS THEY DRIVE.Bikers riding without shirts, helmets, or shoes. On the Interstate.And, of course, people like me, who are fortunately so incredibly talented at avoiding all of the above that they've not been killed yet (makes jerking-off motion).
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