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(DNA India)   Woman in sex tape embarrassed friends and family know she's done it with Hulk Hogan. "He's very corny"   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Hulk Hogan, Hulk, sex tapes, DJs  
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11337 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Oct 2012 at 4:02 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-06 03:40:36 PM  
5 votes:
She is embarrassed about Hulk Hogan, but, fine with being known as the wife of "Bubba the Love Sponge"?
2012-10-06 08:24:11 PM  
3 votes:

Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...
2012-10-06 04:38:01 PM  
3 votes:
That's the difference between the oldschool wrestlers and today's guys...

When Hulk Hogan says he feels like a pig, it means he's just finished boning some hot chick.

When John Cena says he feels like a pig, it means he wants to have sex.
2012-10-06 07:46:16 PM  
2 votes:
When he came, crashing down, did it hurt inside?
2012-10-06 04:50:50 PM  
2 votes:

I'm assuming "corny" refers to his biological flavor. And just because I can't resist posting this image:

2012-10-06 04:42:37 PM  
2 votes:
Hulkamania was running all over her, brother!
2012-10-06 03:24:23 PM  
2 votes:
Honey, if this were 1985, you would be the envied by... I dunno, dozens of people.

Anyway, here's what it probably looks like when Hulk is on top of you, railing away:
2012-10-08 10:59:09 AM  
1 vote:

Son of Streak: hundreddollarman: jmr61: If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

[ image 426x640]

I'd give her a Dusty Finish.

So the next day it'd be reversed and you'd never have had sex with her?

I guess it would be better than a Montreal Screwjob, where she calls for the bell before I'm even finished.
2012-10-06 11:21:36 PM  
1 vote:

If it's a wedding, it's a "wedding video".

If it's a graduation, it's "graduation video".

If it's a party, it's a "party video".

But if it's sex, it's a "sex tape".

WHY does the word "tape" get used by media and idiots when the subject is sex, but not when it's ANYTHING else? When it's politics, people say it's a scandalous video. "Did you see the Obama video?" "Did you see the Romney video?" --- But if it's sex, suddenly there's non-existent TAPE involved.

Nobody except your grandma records on tape anymore! This video wasn't recorded on tape. It's a sex video. A sex video! A SEX VIDEO!

/And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.
2012-10-06 08:52:24 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[ image 664x799]


/that is an epic screengrab

Oh, there was about a minute of that in the Wrestlemania 6 match. Then, Warrior reversed it, and Hogan looked like he was blowing the Warrior for about a minute.

/you can tell Pat Patterson was the one who laid that match out.

Why don't I remember this?!?!?! I watched WM6 FFS! What else is lurking in the back of my memory?!
2012-10-06 07:47:38 PM  
1 vote:
I want to see this video, strangely.

The problem is, I want to see it with commentary from Jerry Lawler and JR.

"Oh My Gawd King, she's gonna go down tonight!!"
"He's turning this into a real Slobberknocker!!"
2012-10-06 06:42:19 PM  
1 vote:
The 1984 version of me just made a face like you shiat on his PB&J. The 2012 version made a face like you ate it.

/will not watch Hulk hump
//would watch Hulks daughter get plowed
/// would probably watch Hulks son get prison-raped for laughs because the little d-bag deserves it.
////There are.......four.......slashies!
2012-10-06 06:20:28 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't watch the tape, just read the play-by-play description on Gawker. It contains this gem:

Then we watch Hulk stand up and clumsily attempt to roll a condom on to his erect penis which, even if it has been ravaged by steroids and middle-age, still appears to be the size of a thermos you'd find in a child's lunchbox.

Now I've had that description if Hulk Hogan's penis spoiling my appetite all weekend. Thanks a lot Gawker.
2012-10-06 06:18:06 PM  
1 vote:
Did he run around the bedroom naked, flexing and posing after he finished?

/sorry for putting that image into your heads.
2012-10-06 06:03:51 PM  
1 vote:
Dude's pushing 60 and still scoring great tail while not taking any of it too seriously, making jokes about feeling fat?
A real American.
2012-10-06 05:51:15 PM  
1 vote:

StrikitRich: dletter: She is embarrassed about Hulk Hogan, but, fine with being known as the wife of "Bubba the Love Sponge"?

That's Bubba the Love Sponge Clem.

[ image 300x200]

her arm has a nice hourglass shape to it
2012-10-06 05:36:12 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-06 04:30:45 PM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right before after during meanwhile about ahead around within sooner chop chop frequently repeatedly regularly constantly invariably all the while simultaneously they finished up

2012-10-06 04:18:00 PM  
1 vote:
"...he ate too much right before after they finished up."

I'm calling it now, that's the new "I accidentally the whole thing."
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