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(DNA India)   Woman in sex tape embarrassed friends and family know she's done it with Hulk Hogan. "He's very corny"   ( dnaindia.com) divider line
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2012-10-06 07:24:41 PM  
Hulk's going to be on Howard Stern this Tuesday to hype the next PPV. Somehow, I think that hype is going to take a back seat.
 
2012-10-06 07:46:16 PM  
When he came, crashing down, did it hurt inside?
 
2012-10-06 07:47:23 PM  

jmr61: If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

[howardstern.com image 426x640]


I'd give her a Dusty Finish.
 
2012-10-06 07:47:38 PM  
I want to see this video, strangely.

The problem is, I want to see it with commentary from Jerry Lawler and JR.

"Oh My Gawd King, she's gonna go down tonight!!"
"He's turning this into a real Slobberknocker!!"
 
2012-10-06 07:58:49 PM  

Roook: did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.


Whut?
 
2012-10-06 08:13:40 PM  
I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.
 
2012-10-06 08:24:11 PM  

Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.


Not even when this was going on...

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2012-10-06 08:30:49 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Roook: did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.

Whut?


Well, would YOU like it if some chick was railing you with a strap-on and halfway through she dumped a cold can of creamed corn on your ass and started forking mouthfuls?

I didn't think so.
 
2012-10-06 08:47:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[i6.photobucket.com image 664x799]


ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!

/that is an epic screengrab
 
2012-10-06 08:50:02 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Harry_Seldon: Roook: did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.

Whut?

Well, would YOU like it if some chick was railing you with a strap-on and halfway through she dumped a cold can of creamed corn on your ass and started forking mouthfuls?

I didn't think so.


You kids now a days have some strange sexual peccadilloes.
 
2012-10-06 08:50:05 PM  

Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[i6.photobucket.com image 664x799]

ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!

/that is an epic screengrab


Oh, there was about a minute of that in the Wrestlemania 6 match. Then, Warrior reversed it, and Hogan looked like he was blowing the Warrior for about a minute.

/you can tell Pat Patterson was the one who laid that match out.
 
2012-10-06 08:52:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[i6.photobucket.com image 664x799]

ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!

/that is an epic screengrab

Oh, there was about a minute of that in the Wrestlemania 6 match. Then, Warrior reversed it, and Hogan looked like he was blowing the Warrior for about a minute.

/you can tell Pat Patterson was the one who laid that match out.


Why don't I remember this?!?!?! I watched WM6 FFS! What else is lurking in the back of my memory?!
 
2012-10-06 08:57:42 PM  

Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[i6.photobucket.com image 664x799]

ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!

/that is an epic screengrab

Oh, there was about a minute of that in the Wrestlemania 6 match. Then, Warrior reversed it, and Hogan looked like he was blowing the Warrior for about a minute.

/you can tell Pat Patterson was the one who laid that match out.

Why don't I remember this?!?!?! I watched WM6 FFS! What else is lurking in the back of my memory?!


Here you go.

Considering it was a Hogan/Warrior match, it was surprisingly good.
 
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2012-10-06 09:04:53 PM  
i'd give her a lead drop off the ropes.
 
2012-10-06 09:22:19 PM  

hundreddollarman: jmr61: If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

[howardstern.com image 426x640]

I'd give her a Dusty Finish.


So the next day it'd be reversed and you'd never have had sex with her?
 
2012-10-06 09:25:53 PM  
He gave her the Atomic Leg Drop...

biatches LOVE Atomic Leg Drops!
 
2012-10-06 09:55:29 PM  
Hulk didn't take the release of the tape very well.

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2012-10-06 11:00:33 PM  

Mystery Vortex: Act like a whore, prepare to be treated like one.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-10-06 11:03:17 PM  

iron_city_ap: She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-10-06 11:21:36 PM  
GAAAAH!

If it's a wedding, it's a "wedding video".

If it's a graduation, it's "graduation video".

If it's a party, it's a "party video".

But if it's sex, it's a "sex tape".

WHY does the word "tape" get used by media and idiots when the subject is sex, but not when it's ANYTHING else? When it's politics, people say it's a scandalous video. "Did you see the Obama video?" "Did you see the Romney video?" --- But if it's sex, suddenly there's non-existent TAPE involved.

Nobody except your grandma records on tape anymore! This video wasn't recorded on tape. It's a sex video. A sex video! A SEX VIDEO!

/And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.
 
2012-10-06 11:32:55 PM  
The dude's almost 60, and he's got an ass that would put most 30 year-olds to shame.
 
2012-10-06 11:51:44 PM  

ZeroCorpse: GAAAAH!

If it's a wedding, it's a "wedding video".

If it's a graduation, it's "graduation video".

If it's a party, it's a "party video".

But if it's sex, it's a "sex tape".

WHY does the word "tape" get used by media and idiots when the subject is sex, but not when it's ANYTHING else? When it's politics, people say it's a scandalous video. "Did you see the Obama video?" "Did you see the Romney video?" --- But if it's sex, suddenly there's non-existent TAPE involved.

Nobody except your grandma records on tape anymore! This video wasn't recorded on tape. It's a sex video. A sex video! A SEX VIDEO!

/And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.


Well, maybe her grandma set up the recording device.
 
2012-10-07 12:02:53 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Harry_Seldon: Roook: did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.

Whut?

Well, would YOU like it if some chick was railing you with a strap-on and halfway through she dumped a cold can of creamed corn on your ass and started forking mouthfuls?

I didn't think so.

You kids now a days have some strange sexual peccadilloes.


I want to know who told you about last Thursday.
 
2012-10-07 01:39:03 AM  
Cool video, Mon dam!
 
2012-10-07 01:45:11 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Honey, if this were 1985, you would be the envied by... I dunno, dozens of people.

Anyway, here's what it probably looks like when Hulk is on top of you, railing away:


I assure you, if it were 1985, it'd still be gross and embarrassing. There's nothing sexy about male wrestlers*.

*Except The Rock, but that's it.
 
2012-10-07 02:32:20 AM  
She is pretty damn good looking.
 
2012-10-07 03:12:38 AM  
What, getting caught on film being an easy piece for an over-the-hill celebrity in another dude's bedroom wasn't so fun after all? Shocking.

/all for free love, but really
 
2012-10-07 03:53:20 AM  

iron_city_ap: She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.


or a transaction of sorts...
 
2012-10-07 04:48:19 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: iron_city_ap: She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.

or a transaction of sorts...


Exactly, there are only 3 people who could know this video (hat tip to mansonozz) existed.and I'd be wlling to bet Hulk didn't take a copy with him. I'm thinking someone was or is looking for a career boost.

/is Bubba even still on the air?
//met him once in the studio when he was working overnights at WFLZ, pre-Power Pig days
 
2012-10-07 05:02:48 AM  
"What's in a name? That which we call a whore
By any other name would smell as stanky."

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2012-10-07 07:35:06 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: The dude's almost 60, and he's got an ass that would put most 30 year-olds to shame.


Spend a lot of time looking at men's asses, do ya?
 
2012-10-07 08:13:42 AM  
I really can't believe that releasing a sex video is considered a good career move but hey, if you want to go from D list to C list I guess you gotta make sacrifices.
 
2012-10-07 08:21:43 AM  

Billified: Tsar_Bomba1: iron_city_ap: She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.

or a transaction of sorts...

Exactly, there are only 3 people who could know this video (hat tip to mansonozz) existed.and I'd be wlling to bet Hulk didn't take a copy with him. I'm thinking someone was or is looking for a career boost.

/is Bubba even still on the air?
//met him once in the studio when he was working overnights at WFLZ, pre-Power Pig days


He's still on the air. We get the show in SC. They put him on here when Stern went to satellite and the attempt at a local morning show failed. It's still a fail if you ask me.

Bubba the Love Sponge sounds like a licensed commercial product to clean porn theaters.
 
2012-10-07 09:53:05 AM  
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He's very corny? He should be in porn or see a doctor!
 
2012-10-07 10:28:50 AM  

ZeroCorpse: GAAAAH!

If it's a wedding, it's a "wedding video".

If it's a graduation, it's "graduation video".

If it's a party, it's a "party video".

But if it's sex, it's a "sex tape".

WHY does the word "tape" get used by media and idiots when the subject is sex, but not when it's ANYTHING else? When it's politics, people say it's a scandalous video. "Did you see the Obama video?" "Did you see the Romney video?" --- But if it's sex, suddenly there's non-existent TAPE involved.

Nobody except your grandma records on tape anymore! This video wasn't recorded on tape. It's a sex video. A sex video! A SEX VIDEO!

/And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.


Since it's called a "videotape" and is a recording system that uses magnetic tape, abbreviating it with "tape" makes just as much sense as "video." "Tape," however can also refer to an audio recording--Nixon Tapes, for example. So, when talking about a tape of Romney or Obama, it makes more sense to call it a video in order to imply an audio/visual experience as opposed to merely audio. Since nobody generally leak audiotapes of sex for the purposes of scandalous entertainment-- and homemade porn became famous during the era of Video--it made sense to just call a sex videotape a "sex tape." It caught on, and probably remained more because of the structure and rhythm of the consonants than a creepy hang up over descriptive terminology.

And in this universe, where we have a numerical measurement of time, 1990 is in the 1990s. There's no amount of mixtapes and music videos that can change that.
 
2012-10-07 11:09:54 AM  
ZeroCorpse

And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.

Ah, geez. Not this crap again.

And as for the tape v. video 'issue'....you gotta get past this.
 
2012-10-07 11:53:03 AM  
What's weird is that Bubba hasn't said a word about this on his show.
 
2012-10-07 01:45:10 PM  
Looks like Bubba the love sponge pimps his wife out to friends.
 
2012-10-07 02:44:50 PM  

John Buck 41: ZeroCorpse

And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.

Ah, geez. Not this crap again.

And as for the tape v. video 'issue'....you gotta get past this.


NO, U.
 
2012-10-07 03:26:49 PM  

digistil: FuryOfFirestorm: The dude's almost 60, and he's got an ass that would put most 30 year-olds to shame.

Spend a lot of time looking at men's asses, do ya?


I do a lot more than look at them. 8^)
 
2012-10-07 06:35:50 PM  

ZeroCorpse: John Buck 41: ZeroCorpse

And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.

Ah, geez. Not this crap again.

And as for the tape v. video 'issue'....you gotta get past this.

NO, U.


I am past it, 'cos I don't give a shiat what people call it.
 
2012-10-07 06:46:25 PM  
Not likely extortion. Regular listeners of Bubba's show could tell you that he likes to watch people having sex and has a pretty considerable self-esteem issue. It only makes sense that he'd try to get his buddies to like him by giving them something he thinks is worth having - aka, his wife. Also makes sense that he'd be sitting in his office watching the entire time.

The real question is how this got out. Bubba had a pretty messy divorce with Heather - I could see him leaking videos of her to hurt her, but there is little he's more proud of than his friendship with Hogan. I can't imagine Bubba throwing Hogan under this bus.
 
2012-10-07 09:32:45 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: Are you kidding? That whore is happy she f-ed a "celebrity." She's loving it.


Maybe she should have been with Ronald McDonald then. Less cheesy. More celebrity.
 
2012-10-08 12:59:48 AM  

John Buck 41: ZeroCorpse: John Buck 41: ZeroCorpse

And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.

Ah, geez. Not this crap again.

And as for the tape v. video 'issue'....you gotta get past this.

NO, U.

I am past it, 'cos I don't give a shiat what people call it.


Ok not the same thing 1990 was the 10th year of the 80's is a fact but calling things a tape or video is more like people calling adheasive bandages "Bandaids" or cotton swabs "Q-Tips."
 
2012-10-08 10:59:09 AM  

Son of Streak: hundreddollarman: jmr61: If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

[howardstern.com image 426x640]

I'd give her a Dusty Finish.

So the next day it'd be reversed and you'd never have had sex with her?


I guess it would be better than a Montreal Screwjob, where she calls for the bell before I'm even finished.
 
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