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(DNA India)   Woman in sex tape embarrassed friends and family know she's done it with Hulk Hogan. "He's very corny"   (dnaindia.com) divider line 95
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2012-10-06 01:36:10 PM  
FTA: "What's worse is Hulk's interruptions - stopping Heather when she's performing a sex act to check his cell phone and then admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right before after they finished up."

Of course, she's embarrassed. She's obviously doing it wrong.

/Not really.
//Sounds like Hogan is a boring lei.
 
2012-10-06 01:50:43 PM  
a busty brunette

Oh? Link?
 
2012-10-06 03:24:23 PM  
Honey, if this were 1985, you would be the envied by... I dunno, dozens of people.

Anyway, here's what it probably looks like when Hulk is on top of you, railing away:

img9.uploadhouse.com
 
2012-10-06 03:40:36 PM  
She is embarrassed about Hulk Hogan, but, fine with being known as the wife of "Bubba the Love Sponge"?
 
2012-10-06 04:08:04 PM  

AirForceVet: FTA: "What's worse is Hulk's interruptions - stopping Heather when she's performing a sex act to check his cell phone and then admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right before after they finished up."

Of course, she's embarrassed. She's obviously doing it wrong.

/Not really.
//Sounds like Hogan is a boring lei.


...ate too much right before after they finished up.

Oh "Source" you crazy person you!
 
2012-10-06 04:08:16 PM  
"Brain, another day..."

"Another day we have to hear about someone having sex with a bald-headed champion, oh and Hogan too."
 
2012-10-06 04:15:22 PM  
admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right before after during they finished up
 
2012-10-06 04:18:00 PM  
"...he ate too much right before after they finished up."

I'm calling it now, that's the new "I accidentally the whole thing."
 
2012-10-06 04:29:07 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: a busty brunette

http://gawker.com/5948770/even-for-a-minute-watching-hulk-hogan-have- s ex-in-a-canopy-bed-is-not-safe-for-work-but-watch-it-anyway


Haven't figured out the link thing.

Obviously NSFW

 
2012-10-06 04:30:45 PM  

you are a puppet: admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right before after during meanwhile about ahead around within sooner chop chop frequently repeatedly regularly constantly invariably all the while simultaneously they finished up

 
2012-10-06 04:34:09 PM  

you are a puppet: admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right before after all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light they finished up

 
2012-10-06 04:34:22 PM  
did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.
 
2012-10-06 04:34:48 PM  
So he shiat on her?
 
2012-10-06 04:34:58 PM  

you are a puppet: admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right before after during they finished up, altogether

 
2012-10-06 04:35:59 PM  
If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

howardstern.com
 
2012-10-06 04:36:17 PM  
has anybody seen the video and can tell me if he said he felt like a pig before or after they finished up
 
2012-10-06 04:38:01 PM  
That's the difference between the oldschool wrestlers and today's guys...

When Hulk Hogan says he feels like a pig, it means he's just finished boning some hot chick.

When John Cena says he feels like a pig, it means he wants to have sex.
 
2012-10-06 04:39:31 PM  
"She is also said to be horrified that the video makes her look like "a piece of meat"."

Yeah, she wants to be a piece of meat in privacy. You know, lady, you don't have to have any morals in life.
 
2012-10-06 04:41:25 PM  

Roook: has anybody seen the video and can tell me if he said he felt like a pig before or after they finished up


It can be best described as "meh"
 
2012-10-06 04:42:37 PM  
Hulkamania was running all over her, brother!
 
2012-10-06 04:49:12 PM  
The "thank you" exchange at the end made the whole encounter just awkward and WTF
 
2012-10-06 04:50:50 PM  

I'm assuming "corny" refers to his biological flavor. And just because I can't resist posting this image:

cdn-www.cracked.com
 
2012-10-06 05:05:19 PM  
Act like a whore, prepare to be treated like one.
 
2012-10-06 05:05:19 PM  
Hulk write the headline, too?
 
2012-10-06 05:13:05 PM  
So this guy Bubba just rents his ex-wife out to his buddies? good friend to have
 
2012-10-06 05:18:48 PM  
Hulk corn-y, Heather. wink
 
2012-10-06 05:21:39 PM  

jmr61: If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

[howardstern.com image 426x640]


I'd suplex her.
 
2012-10-06 05:31:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Honey, if this were 1985, you would be the envied by... I dunno, dozens of people.

Anyway, here's what it probably looks like when Hulk is on top of you, railing away:


And...gross.
 
2012-10-06 05:31:51 PM  
I can't see the sentence for the words.
 
2012-10-06 05:36:12 PM  
img140.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-06 05:39:08 PM  

dletter: She is embarrassed about Hulk Hogan, but, fine with being known as the wife of "Bubba the Love Sponge"?


That's Bubba the Love Sponge Clem.

www.sptimes.com
 
2012-10-06 05:51:15 PM  

StrikitRich: dletter: She is embarrassed about Hulk Hogan, but, fine with being known as the wife of "Bubba the Love Sponge"?

That's Bubba the Love Sponge Clem.

[www.sptimes.com image 300x200]


her arm has a nice hourglass shape to it
 
2012-10-06 05:54:27 PM  
Why the fark do I want to see this tape?
 
2012-10-06 05:56:51 PM  
That's not Bubba's wife, no way.

/Cincinnati
//Think Bubbas way older than he is?
 
2012-10-06 06:03:51 PM  
Dude's pushing 60 and still scoring great tail while not taking any of it too seriously, making jokes about feeling fat?
A real American.
 
2012-10-06 06:15:59 PM  
I'd put her in the "Boston Crab". Old school move.
 
2012-10-06 06:17:57 PM  
pics of Hulks woman...

Link
 
2012-10-06 06:18:06 PM  
Did he run around the bedroom naked, flexing and posing after he finished?

/sorry for putting that image into your heads.
 
2012-10-06 06:20:15 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Hulkamania was running all over her, brother!


Well, at least down her leg.
 
2012-10-06 06:20:17 PM  
Whatcya gonna do when saturated fats run wild on you?

doubleaxhandle.com
 
2012-10-06 06:20:28 PM  
Didn't watch the tape, just read the play-by-play description on Gawker. It contains this gem:

Then we watch Hulk stand up and clumsily attempt to roll a condom on to his erect penis which, even if it has been ravaged by steroids and middle-age, still appears to be the size of a thermos you'd find in a child's lunchbox.

Now I've had that description if Hulk Hogan's penis spoiling my appetite all weekend. Thanks a lot Gawker.
 
2012-10-06 06:23:18 PM  

Buttle not Tuttle: Didn't watch the tape, just read the play-by-play description on Gawker. It contains this gem:

Then we watch Hulk stand up and clumsily attempt to roll a condom on to his erect penis which, even if it has been ravaged by steroids and middle-age, still appears to be the size of a thermos you'd find in a child's lunchbox.

Now I've had that description if Hulk Hogan's penis spoiling my appetite all weekend. Thanks a lot Gawker.


They're overselling it, although not by much.
 
2012-10-06 06:33:16 PM  

Kygz: That's not Bubba's wife, no way.

/Cincinnati
//Think Bubbas way older than he is?


Bubba Clem is about 45, maybe 46.
 
2012-10-06 06:34:23 PM  
Where's the Brooke Hogan sex tape?
 
2012-10-06 06:34:48 PM  
So did the Hulkster when finished being angry . Did it turn into puny Banner ?
 
2012-10-06 06:42:19 PM  
The 1984 version of me just made a face like you shiat on his PB&J. The 2012 version made a face like you ate it.



/will not watch Hulk hump
//would watch Hulks daughter get plowed
/// would probably watch Hulks son get prison-raped for laughs because the little d-bag deserves it.
////There are.......four.......slashies!
 
2012-10-06 06:45:51 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: So did the Hulkster when finished being angry . Did it turn into puny Banner ?


Did you just accidentally before after?
 
2012-10-06 06:47:24 PM  
She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.
 
2012-10-06 07:08:40 PM  

skinink: "She is also said to be horrified that the video makes her look like "a piece of meat"."

Yeah, she wants to be a piece of meat in privacy. You know, lady, you don't have to have any morals in life.


bingo! she not only banged The Hulk, she banged him on 'record'. i hope he didn't make her come.
 
2012-10-06 07:15:24 PM  
Are you kidding? That whore is happy she f-ed a "celebrity." She's loving it.
 
2012-10-06 07:24:41 PM  
Hulk's going to be on Howard Stern this Tuesday to hype the next PPV. Somehow, I think that hype is going to take a back seat.
 
2012-10-06 07:46:16 PM  
When he came, crashing down, did it hurt inside?
 
2012-10-06 07:47:23 PM  

jmr61: If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

[howardstern.com image 426x640]


I'd give her a Dusty Finish.
 
2012-10-06 07:47:38 PM  
I want to see this video, strangely.

The problem is, I want to see it with commentary from Jerry Lawler and JR.

"Oh My Gawd King, she's gonna go down tonight!!"
"He's turning this into a real Slobberknocker!!"
 
2012-10-06 07:58:49 PM  

Roook: did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.


Whut?
 
2012-10-06 08:13:40 PM  
I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.
 
2012-10-06 08:24:11 PM  

Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.


Not even when this was going on...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-06 08:30:49 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Roook: did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.

Whut?


Well, would YOU like it if some chick was railing you with a strap-on and halfway through she dumped a cold can of creamed corn on your ass and started forking mouthfuls?

I didn't think so.
 
2012-10-06 08:47:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[i6.photobucket.com image 664x799]


ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!

/that is an epic screengrab
 
2012-10-06 08:50:02 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Harry_Seldon: Roook: did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.

Whut?

Well, would YOU like it if some chick was railing you with a strap-on and halfway through she dumped a cold can of creamed corn on your ass and started forking mouthfuls?

I didn't think so.


You kids now a days have some strange sexual peccadilloes.
 
2012-10-06 08:50:05 PM  

Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[i6.photobucket.com image 664x799]

ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!

/that is an epic screengrab


Oh, there was about a minute of that in the Wrestlemania 6 match. Then, Warrior reversed it, and Hogan looked like he was blowing the Warrior for about a minute.

/you can tell Pat Patterson was the one who laid that match out.
 
2012-10-06 08:52:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[i6.photobucket.com image 664x799]

ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!

/that is an epic screengrab

Oh, there was about a minute of that in the Wrestlemania 6 match. Then, Warrior reversed it, and Hogan looked like he was blowing the Warrior for about a minute.

/you can tell Pat Patterson was the one who laid that match out.


Why don't I remember this?!?!?! I watched WM6 FFS! What else is lurking in the back of my memory?!
 
2012-10-06 08:57:42 PM  

Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: FirstNationalBastard: Kuroshin: I gotta say, that even in that grainy footage, she's got a great bod.

I have never been jealous of the Hulkster until this moment.

Not even when this was going on...

[i6.photobucket.com image 664x799]

ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!

/that is an epic screengrab

Oh, there was about a minute of that in the Wrestlemania 6 match. Then, Warrior reversed it, and Hogan looked like he was blowing the Warrior for about a minute.

/you can tell Pat Patterson was the one who laid that match out.

Why don't I remember this?!?!?! I watched WM6 FFS! What else is lurking in the back of my memory?!


Here you go.

Considering it was a Hogan/Warrior match, it was surprisingly good.
 
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2012-10-06 09:04:53 PM  
i'd give her a lead drop off the ropes.
 
2012-10-06 09:22:19 PM  

hundreddollarman: jmr61: If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

[howardstern.com image 426x640]

I'd give her a Dusty Finish.


So the next day it'd be reversed and you'd never have had sex with her?
 
2012-10-06 09:25:53 PM  
He gave her the Atomic Leg Drop...

biatches LOVE Atomic Leg Drops!
 
2012-10-06 09:55:29 PM  
Hulk didn't take the release of the tape very well.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 11:00:33 PM  

Mystery Vortex: Act like a whore, prepare to be treated like one.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-10-06 11:03:17 PM  

iron_city_ap: She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-10-06 11:21:36 PM  
GAAAAH!

If it's a wedding, it's a "wedding video".

If it's a graduation, it's "graduation video".

If it's a party, it's a "party video".

But if it's sex, it's a "sex tape".

WHY does the word "tape" get used by media and idiots when the subject is sex, but not when it's ANYTHING else? When it's politics, people say it's a scandalous video. "Did you see the Obama video?" "Did you see the Romney video?" --- But if it's sex, suddenly there's non-existent TAPE involved.

Nobody except your grandma records on tape anymore! This video wasn't recorded on tape. It's a sex video. A sex video! A SEX VIDEO!

/And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.
 
2012-10-06 11:32:55 PM  
The dude's almost 60, and he's got an ass that would put most 30 year-olds to shame.
 
2012-10-06 11:51:44 PM  

ZeroCorpse: GAAAAH!

If it's a wedding, it's a "wedding video".

If it's a graduation, it's "graduation video".

If it's a party, it's a "party video".

But if it's sex, it's a "sex tape".

WHY does the word "tape" get used by media and idiots when the subject is sex, but not when it's ANYTHING else? When it's politics, people say it's a scandalous video. "Did you see the Obama video?" "Did you see the Romney video?" --- But if it's sex, suddenly there's non-existent TAPE involved.

Nobody except your grandma records on tape anymore! This video wasn't recorded on tape. It's a sex video. A sex video! A SEX VIDEO!

/And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.


Well, maybe her grandma set up the recording device.
 
2012-10-07 12:02:53 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Harry_Seldon: Roook: did he eat canned corn off her ass? I hear girls don't like it when you do that.

Whut?

Well, would YOU like it if some chick was railing you with a strap-on and halfway through she dumped a cold can of creamed corn on your ass and started forking mouthfuls?

I didn't think so.

You kids now a days have some strange sexual peccadilloes.


I want to know who told you about last Thursday.
 
2012-10-07 01:39:03 AM  
Cool video, Mon dam!
 
2012-10-07 01:45:11 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Honey, if this were 1985, you would be the envied by... I dunno, dozens of people.

Anyway, here's what it probably looks like when Hulk is on top of you, railing away:


I assure you, if it were 1985, it'd still be gross and embarrassing. There's nothing sexy about male wrestlers*.

*Except The Rock, but that's it.
 
2012-10-07 02:32:20 AM  
She is pretty damn good looking.
 
2012-10-07 03:12:38 AM  
What, getting caught on film being an easy piece for an over-the-hill celebrity in another dude's bedroom wasn't so fun after all? Shocking.

/all for free love, but really
 
2012-10-07 03:53:20 AM  

iron_city_ap: She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.




or a transaction of sorts...
 
2012-10-07 04:48:19 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: iron_city_ap: She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.



or a transaction of sorts...


Exactly, there are only 3 people who could know this video (hat tip to mansonozz) existed.and I'd be wlling to bet Hulk didn't take a copy with him. I'm thinking someone was or is looking for a career boost.

/is Bubba even still on the air?
//met him once in the studio when he was working overnights at WFLZ, pre-Power Pig days
 
2012-10-07 05:02:48 AM  
"What's in a name? That which we call a whore
By any other name would smell as stanky."

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-07 07:35:06 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: The dude's almost 60, and he's got an ass that would put most 30 year-olds to shame.


Spend a lot of time looking at men's asses, do ya?
 
2012-10-07 08:13:42 AM  
I really can't believe that releasing a sex video is considered a good career move but hey, if you want to go from D list to C list I guess you gotta make sacrifices.
 
2012-10-07 08:21:43 AM  

Billified: Tsar_Bomba1: iron_city_ap: She's embarassed, but in the video, she says something like 'he's in his office' (which I felt implied home office) and 'leave the door open' after they were done. AND the the thing was being recorded. Got no problem with them swinging, but there has to be MUCH more going on behind the scenes, like extortion.



or a transaction of sorts...

Exactly, there are only 3 people who could know this video (hat tip to mansonozz) existed.and I'd be wlling to bet Hulk didn't take a copy with him. I'm thinking someone was or is looking for a career boost.

/is Bubba even still on the air?
//met him once in the studio when he was working overnights at WFLZ, pre-Power Pig days


He's still on the air. We get the show in SC. They put him on here when Stern went to satellite and the attempt at a local morning show failed. It's still a fail if you ask me.

Bubba the Love Sponge sounds like a licensed commercial product to clean porn theaters.
 
2012-10-07 09:53:05 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

He's very corny? He should be in porn or see a doctor!
 
2012-10-07 10:28:50 AM  

ZeroCorpse: GAAAAH!

If it's a wedding, it's a "wedding video".

If it's a graduation, it's "graduation video".

If it's a party, it's a "party video".

But if it's sex, it's a "sex tape".

WHY does the word "tape" get used by media and idiots when the subject is sex, but not when it's ANYTHING else? When it's politics, people say it's a scandalous video. "Did you see the Obama video?" "Did you see the Romney video?" --- But if it's sex, suddenly there's non-existent TAPE involved.

Nobody except your grandma records on tape anymore! This video wasn't recorded on tape. It's a sex video. A sex video! A SEX VIDEO!

/And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.


Since it's called a "videotape" and is a recording system that uses magnetic tape, abbreviating it with "tape" makes just as much sense as "video." "Tape," however can also refer to an audio recording--Nixon Tapes, for example. So, when talking about a tape of Romney or Obama, it makes more sense to call it a video in order to imply an audio/visual experience as opposed to merely audio. Since nobody generally leak audiotapes of sex for the purposes of scandalous entertainment-- and homemade porn became famous during the era of Video--it made sense to just call a sex videotape a "sex tape." It caught on, and probably remained more because of the structure and rhythm of the consonants than a creepy hang up over descriptive terminology.

And in this universe, where we have a numerical measurement of time, 1990 is in the 1990s. There's no amount of mixtapes and music videos that can change that.
 
2012-10-07 11:09:54 AM  
ZeroCorpse

And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.

Ah, geez. Not this crap again.

And as for the tape v. video 'issue'....you gotta get past this.
 
2012-10-07 11:53:03 AM  
What's weird is that Bubba hasn't said a word about this on his show.
 
2012-10-07 01:45:10 PM  
Looks like Bubba the love sponge pimps his wife out to friends.
 
2012-10-07 02:44:50 PM  

John Buck 41: ZeroCorpse

And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.

Ah, geez. Not this crap again.

And as for the tape v. video 'issue'....you gotta get past this.


NO, U.
 
2012-10-07 03:26:49 PM  

digistil: FuryOfFirestorm: The dude's almost 60, and he's got an ass that would put most 30 year-olds to shame.

Spend a lot of time looking at men's asses, do ya?


I do a lot more than look at them. 8^)
 
2012-10-07 06:35:50 PM  

ZeroCorpse: John Buck 41: ZeroCorpse

And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.

Ah, geez. Not this crap again.

And as for the tape v. video 'issue'....you gotta get past this.

NO, U.


I am past it, 'cos I don't give a shiat what people call it.
 
2012-10-07 06:46:25 PM  
Not likely extortion. Regular listeners of Bubba's show could tell you that he likes to watch people having sex and has a pretty considerable self-esteem issue. It only makes sense that he'd try to get his buddies to like him by giving them something he thinks is worth having - aka, his wife. Also makes sense that he'd be sitting in his office watching the entire time.

The real question is how this got out. Bubba had a pretty messy divorce with Heather - I could see him leaking videos of her to hurt her, but there is little he's more proud of than his friendship with Hogan. I can't imagine Bubba throwing Hogan under this bus.
 
2012-10-07 09:32:45 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: Are you kidding? That whore is happy she f-ed a "celebrity." She's loving it.


Maybe she should have been with Ronald McDonald then. Less cheesy. More celebrity.
 
2012-10-08 12:59:48 AM  

John Buck 41: ZeroCorpse: John Buck 41: ZeroCorpse

And 1990 was the 10th year of the 80s, not the first year of the 90s, dammit.

Ah, geez. Not this crap again.

And as for the tape v. video 'issue'....you gotta get past this.

NO, U.

I am past it, 'cos I don't give a shiat what people call it.


Ok not the same thing 1990 was the 10th year of the 80's is a fact but calling things a tape or video is more like people calling adheasive bandages "Bandaids" or cotton swabs "Q-Tips."
 
2012-10-08 10:59:09 AM  

Son of Streak: hundreddollarman: jmr61: If it's her, and I'm not completely convinced it is, this is what she looks like:

[howardstern.com image 426x640]

I'd give her a Dusty Finish.

So the next day it'd be reversed and you'd never have had sex with her?


I guess it would be better than a Montreal Screwjob, where she calls for the bell before I'm even finished.
 
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