If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support
style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You know, scientists deny that a perpetual-motion machine is possible, but I say to you that mankind has created a reality show that offers as its true prize the chance be the star of the next season of the same reality show. We are so close, people. All we have to do now is create a reality show in which every season after the first is an all-star edition drawing solely from itself and we will have made history.
