I was forced to watch a bit of that show. Ugh. That guy should feel lucky that he had anyone for any amount of time, aside from the group French kissing on the show.

enik: Oh wow -- the remaining couple have been married for almost two years. That's like a golden anniversary in Hollywood years.

I'm pretty sure Trista and Ryan have been married for almost ten years now. Don't ask me how I know that.

You know, scientists deny that a perpetual-motion machine is possible, but I say to you that mankind has created a reality show that offers as its true prize the chance be the star of the next season of the same reality show. We are so close, people. All we have to do now is create a reality show in which every season after the first is an all-star edition drawing solely from itself and we will have made history.

Even one couple together still surprises the fark outta me.