KrispyKritter: everywhere else in america you have to pay huge $$$ for permits and pass inspection just to have a frickin hot water heater replaced, much less the screaming headaches that come with building an entire house. a house based on pre-approved blueprints that conform to local codes. i'm not saying mr. hobbit contractor is blowing somebody, but i'm pretty sure mr. hobbit contractor is blowing somebody.
FloydA: I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a Hobbit lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a Hobbit, anyway?!"Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
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