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(Huffington Post)   Porn website offers to donate 1 cent for every 30 views of videos in "Big Tits" and "Small Tits" categories. Asinine: Susan G. Komen Foundation will not accept the donations (link SFW)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 29
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2012-10-06 02:00:21 PM
8 votes:

FunkOut: Of course, there's no such thing as medium tits, C cup and under are apparently considered a small niche market for men who are gay and/or secretly pedos. Or maybe it's D cup and under now that's considered small, I'm not up on the latest trends of breast size criticisms.


You sound flat.
2012-10-06 09:55:28 AM
4 votes:
If only they were donating for every pop-up of LiveJasmin. Breast caner research would rake in untold billions within hours.
2012-10-06 09:29:28 AM
4 votes:
Donating to breast cancer research is admirable, but methinks this is just a publicity stunt for pornhub. I'll wait for them to donate to animal shelters for all the kittens that go missing everyday.

/ also tubegalore/tubestack are much better porn aggregators
2012-10-06 02:33:31 PM
3 votes:
I like the gagging vids. Anyone support throat cancer charities? I'd like to think myself moral while enjoying my depravity.
2012-10-06 02:09:07 PM
3 votes:

FunkOut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: FunkOut: Of course, there's no such thing as medium tits, C cup and under are apparently considered a small niche market for men who are gay and/or secretly pedos. Or maybe it's D cup and under now that's considered small, I'm not up on the latest trends of breast size criticisms.

You sound flat.

Yes, 34D is considered tiny these days. You're right.


Well, you see, often people will say something about people's perception of weight and the pat response "you sound fat" will almost always pop up at some point later in the thread. Now in this instance, you said that........oh never mind.
2012-10-06 02:45:11 PM
2 votes:
Let's put it this way.... this is how bad the Komen stuff has become

prowrestlingpowerhouse.com
2012-10-06 02:37:42 PM
2 votes:

robohobo: Apparently charitable organizations turn down money all the time. I once offered my local PBS a great deal of money. I mean a LOT of money. Years of funding. It came with caveats, and they turned it down. Happens.


Yes, but telling them that they had to air Sesame Street with a hardcore porno soundtrack laid over top of it was asking a bit much.
2012-10-06 02:35:45 PM
2 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: FunkOut: Of course, there's no such thing as medium tits, C cup and under are apparently considered a small niche market for men who are gay and/or secretly pedos. Or maybe it's D cup and under now that's considered small, I'm not up on the latest trends of breast size criticisms.

You sound flat.


A lot of the fetishism of large breasts comes from chubby chasers or guys with a fat wife/girlfriend who prefer to regard them as large breasted rather than fat.

I you want a woman with nipples/areolas pointy enough to poke out your eye you mostly have to go with the small chest sizes. If you say that looks like children then you know some weird children and may need a professional examination of your hard drive.
2012-10-06 02:19:17 PM
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: GAT_00: Why the fark are they wasting their money on Komen? Donate the money to a real research group.

OH SHIAT!
We agree on something.


ytrewq.com
2012-10-07 06:55:29 AM
1 votes:

save russian jews: tits are connected to farking PEOPLE. superficial bullshiat like "save the ta-tas" is what leads to misogynistic shiat like this, where we grieve so much for lost ~titties~ and the grief that causes us as men or what the fark ever.


Sounds like you're just bitter that men aren't as attracted to you as they are to other women. You should try and accept your short-comings and stop projecting your insecurities on others.
2012-10-06 06:51:15 PM
1 votes:
Fortunately, the iron_city_ap foundation for breast viewing is gladly accepting any/all donations.
2012-10-06 06:14:34 PM
1 votes:

Zon: Well, to be fair, it's likely actually about $22 out of $260 million, on modest assumptions and fuzzy math*. Still, that's pretty terrible, at ~8.4% efficiency.

*The math gets wonky because the indirect treatment expenditures through intra-organizational donations. Komen spent $9 of $180 million directly (5%), but some portion of $76m (which is 42% of the $180m) indirectly on treatment [or other legitimate aim, such as research]. We might assume those organizations are equally (in)efficient, but on that assumption there are substantial doubly-indirect treatment expenditures, and so on. Doing an infinite sum would be silly, given the assumptions and vagueness involved (let alone the possibility of intra-organizational donation loops). So, just the first few iterations:

$9m directly
$3.8m indirectly (5% of $76m)
$1.6m doubly-indirectly (42% of $76m is $32m, and 5% of that is $1.6m)
$.65m triply-indirectly (42% of $32m is $13m, and 5% of that is $.65m)

Since these are rough anyway, let's just call it $15m out of that $180m. That's 8.33% efficiency. They still have $80m unspent (well, presumably that's why their expenditures are $80m less than their revenue), and if applied at the same ratio would yield ...


ytrewq.com
2012-10-06 05:04:26 PM
1 votes:

snocone: Money is fungible, you santctimonious asshats.

Unlike boobies.


Money is fungible, boobies are fun-to-jiggle.
2012-10-06 03:51:12 PM
1 votes:

British: Why not donate it to prostate cancer research charities? There seems to be a breast cancer research fundraiser going on every 2 seconds(including being prompted to do so when I buy coffee).

You hear almost nothing for stopping prostate cancer. Guess guys aren't as important. You would think a porn site would want customers alive.


Because nobody wants to by a brown ribbon, that's why.
2012-10-06 03:34:30 PM
1 votes:
I propose the ladies donate BIE to the gents with EIP...
2012-10-06 03:32:44 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: Of course, there's no such thing as medium tits, C cup and under...


They're called 'Befores', now.
2012-10-06 03:26:25 PM
1 votes:
Well that sucks, i could've single handedly put an end to breast cancer
2012-10-06 03:09:46 PM
1 votes:

British: Why not donate it to prostate cancer research charities? There seems to be a breast cancer research fundraiser going on every 2 seconds(including being prompted to do so when I buy coffee).

You hear almost nothing for stopping prostate cancer. Guess guys aren't as important. You would think a porn site would want customers alive.


Movember is coming up. Get your 'stache ready and check you pron for the "milking" vids.
2012-10-06 03:09:24 PM
1 votes:
My wife does a lot of breast cancer research fund-raising. I tried to get her to partner up with a local strip club and get the ladies to donate their lap dance money to the cause. I told her that place would be packed if guys could write off dances as charitable donations. She didn't think the nuns at her hospital would go for it.
2012-10-06 02:45:59 PM
1 votes:
No charity should ever refuse to accept donations. It's basically the same thing as giving money to whatever group you think is too horrible to take money from.
2012-10-06 02:36:09 PM
1 votes:
Servers are busy.

Giggity.
2012-10-06 02:34:22 PM
1 votes:

yet_another_wumpus: Howie Spankowitz: Fear_and_Loathing: Howie Spankowitz: I tell charities all the time that there is such a thing as "bad" money.

I worked for non-profits for 30 years.  Unfortunately, most don't understand the concept of bad money and also mistakenly believe there is free money.
 
I have lots of stories, but none of them are "CSB".  Sadly.

Exactly. Especially when you decide to accept corporate money. Corporations don't do philanthropy. They'll use the language of philanthropy, but what they do is marketing, and if you accept their money, you better know how to negotiate a gift agreement and understand the value of your charity's brand or the relationship will be imbalanced and...well, let's just say I could tell you some horror stories.

That's the joke.

/Komen has existed solely for pinkwashing for years, who are they kidding with this?


CSB
A company I worked for years ago had annual runs for United Way, Komen and some other popular charities. One year, during the Komen drive, the company that was contracted for my employer's food service was pushing an awareness menu. A special lunch and a pink frosted cupcake. I asked how much from the sales of the cupcakes were going to Komen. Answer, none.
/CSB
2012-10-06 02:25:54 PM
1 votes:
They should just realign the program appropriately to those who searched for "coonts". Would be more fitting.
2012-10-06 02:13:53 PM
1 votes:

mentula: good, they shouldn't accept money generated by a cheap patronizing stunt


Right. Because cancer cares a lot about the moral high ground.
2012-10-06 02:13:26 PM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Of course they won't. Haven't we learned that Komen is kind of the Phelps Family of breast cancer? They just exist to sue people and be political trolls.


You couldn't be more completely and utterly wrong. Someone I know was an accountant at Susan G Komen at their HQ in Dallas either right before or right after that whole controversy, and he said it was entirely a non-political event until the media decided to interpret it as such, at which point the organization was forced to make a scapegoat of their CEO over essentially nothing. Also, he said all those talk about the organization pocketing something ridiculous like 90% of the money they raised was complete bullshiat.

After that, I learned the media could be evil sons of biatches.
2012-10-06 01:58:21 PM
1 votes:
Of course, there's no such thing as medium tits, C cup and under are apparently considered a small niche market for men who are gay and/or secretly pedos. Or maybe it's D cup and under now that's considered small, I'm not up on the latest trends of breast size criticisms.
2012-10-06 01:44:18 PM
1 votes:
Susan G. Komen Fraudation? Pffft!

Give it to someone who actually appreciates the boobies.

Like me.
2012-10-06 11:48:51 AM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Your can find pornhub links on tubegalore, or so I'm told.


I saw someone write "free-vidz" on a bathroom stall once. The bathroom attendant assured me that it was quite awesome, or so he had been told. Allegedly.
2012-10-06 10:59:49 AM
1 votes:
Donating money to "charity" is how Prop 8 got passed.
 
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