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(TMZ)   Snoop Dogg (Lion) has a list of 10 reasons not to vote for Mitt, and 10 reasons to vote for Obama. So Obama is now King of the World, and Romney must retire to the Caymans   ( divider line
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2012-10-06 05:21:15 PM  
#1 through #9 -romney is an out-of-touch, incompassionate, self-centered blowhard who would do literally nothing for the american people while pointing and laughing at people in wheelchairs. Electing mitt romney would be like electing dick cheney..
2012-10-06 06:19:12 PM  
LesserEvil Obama hates pot, even state-approved medical pot. He'll shut down your dispensaries and tax them into oblivion.

Noooo, he'd "intercept" every "roof hit" while chooming, he just just hates pot for YOU.
2012-10-06 06:38:49 PM  
You know what his name was 70 years ago ? Stepin Fetchit

The same act of playing the fool.
2012-10-06 06:44:05 PM  
Snoop, you should've used Dre's help with this one.
2012-10-06 06:52:12 PM  
So? I've also hugged Beyonce and sniffed her neck.

Ok, well maybe I didn't. But I did tug one out while watching the "Single Ladies" video and imaging Beyonce was giving me a hand job with that shiny metal glove. Pretty much the same thing in my opinion.

/Atomic Spunk for President
2012-10-06 08:00:53 PM  

pisceandreamer: I'll admit, I have to agree with the line that Mitt "reminds me of every boss I ever hated"

That's Mitt's biggest problem. Kind of tough to convince blue collar workers you'll help them on the jobs front when you look and act an awful lot like the prick that laid them off.
2012-10-06 08:23:19 PM  
2012-10-06 10:39:31 PM  

pisceandreamer: I'll admit, I have to agree with the line that Mitt "reminds me of every boss I ever hated"

2012-10-06 10:49:33 PM  

-- "He is a white n**ga."
-- "He looks like he says 'n**ga' all the time"
-- "He always interrupts and talks over people like he's better than them. biatch, I will beat the sh*t out of you."
-- "He's a Mormon but he ain't got no hoes."

The post also includes the top 10 reasons to vote for Obama ... including the fact that Michelle has a "fat ass."

Problems with the fking article;
- it's a retweet, not Snoop's creation
- they don't quote the two lists verbatim
- they miss the entire point of the difference between n***a and n***er
- they compound missing the point by completing screwing up quoting point 5 on the anti-Romney list by spelling it 'n***a' when that's NOT what was on the list
- saying Michelle Obama has a fat ass is a compliment in the writer's community, and an insult in the white community

I don't know what the point of that article was, if they couldn't get the small shiat -- which is actually pretty big shiat -- right. Putting the article up is TMZ's way of trolling Romney supporters, Obama supporters, and dissing both groups of people in general. They'd never do this to a jewish performer.
2012-10-06 11:27:18 PM Full Size

Dang. Snoop's hair is grey now.
Time spares no man.
2012-10-06 11:33:46 PM  
Damn I wish I smoked, my first Green with a link to I just need a green......oh wait Whiskey, Apple Pucker, and Cranberry.......Washington Apple........that has green in it........and whatever if you don't like it, I got 2 words for ya!

Thank you.
2012-10-07 06:19:05 AM  
whatever, it made me laugh. reminds me of the boondocks episode when they ask riley why he likes obama and his answer was "cause he black."
2012-10-07 06:34:34 AM  
Mitt might as well retire to the Caymans. All the wealth he's sucked out of America already has.
2012-10-07 07:18:02 AM  
I tried to find a good reason to vote for Romney and I couldn't.
2012-10-07 09:51:57 AM  
I'll admit knowing Snoop is not the source makes it no longer one of the funniest things i've ever read.

Now it's merely somewhat amusing.
2012-10-07 12:38:55 PM  
Snoop has better penmanship than me!
2012-10-07 02:12:30 PM  
LOL - Ol' Snoop, he's a national treasure.
2012-10-08 07:38:51 AM  
We should all take our political advice from a man who rode one of these on stage on national TV.

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