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(TMZ)   Snoop Dogg (Lion) has a list of 10 reasons not to vote for Mitt, and 10 reasons to vote for Obama. So Obama is now King of the World, and Romney must retire to the Caymans   (tmz.com) divider line 68
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2012-10-06 09:57:09 AM  
Clearly the ringing endorsement I was waiting for...

ll-media.tmz.com

/ I seen that ni-bong hoop before and he got a jumper
 
2012-10-06 11:24:51 AM  
such a coherent and well thought out article.
 
2012-10-06 11:59:15 AM  
And Snoop is immediately tapped to head the DEA, which shall hereafter be known as the Drug Enjoyment Agency.
 
2012-10-06 12:47:47 PM  
He has girly handwriting.
 
2012-10-06 12:48:24 PM  
Uncensored version:

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-06 12:52:49 PM  
I'll admit, I have to agree with the line that Mitt "reminds me of every boss I ever hated"
 
2012-10-06 01:05:10 PM  
Are you saying that Obama will die a frigid, watery death because some chick can't be bothered to share her chunk of wood?
 
2012-10-06 01:34:45 PM  
Hey Snoop, thanks for playing into every stereotype the right has about black Obama supporters. Really appreciate that, big guy. Hope it was worth it.
 
2012-10-06 01:35:03 PM  

PainInTheASP: And Snoop is immediately tapped to head the DEA, which shall hereafter be known as the Drug Enjoyment Agency.


Can we make this happen regardless who wins in November?
 
2012-10-06 01:38:03 PM  
Not.. HELPING!
 
2012-10-06 01:40:56 PM  
Heh, what a smart ass.

I especially like the purple felt marker.
 
2012-10-06 01:41:32 PM  
LBC!

You know, I agree with his reasons. I'm sold
 
2012-10-06 01:44:37 PM  

pisceandreamer: I'll admit, I have to agree with the line that Mitt "reminds me of every boss I ever hated"


At the RNC he made me think "Is he running for president or trying to sell me a used car?"
 
2012-10-06 01:47:40 PM  

I Browse: Hey Snoop, thanks for playing into every stereotype the right has about black Obama supporters. Really appreciate that, big guy. Hope it was worth it.


Libderp problems.

When you sleep with dogs, you get fleas and shiat on your shoes.
 
2012-10-06 01:48:26 PM  
"He's a Mormon but he ain't go no hoes."

Fantastic.
 
2012-10-06 01:49:31 PM  
"He's hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck."
 
2012-10-06 01:52:42 PM  
Shame Obama's executive branch is so hell bent to shut down anything to do with your favorite recreational pastime, Snoop.

i.imgur.com

Obama hates pot, even state-approved medical pot. He'll shut down your dispensaries and tax them into oblivion.
 
2012-10-06 01:54:46 PM  

I Browse: Hey Snoop, thanks for playing into every stereotype the right has about black Obama supporters. Really appreciate that, big guy. Hope it was worth it.


Ah jokes, some people get them, others lose their shiat over them
 
2012-10-06 01:55:54 PM  
I'm anxiously awaiting Hank Jr's response.
 
2012-10-06 02:01:27 PM  

wellreadneck: I'm anxiously awaiting Hank Jr's response.


Hopefully on stationary that has a crying eagle with the flag in the background and the General Lee jumping a pond full of gators.
 
2012-10-06 02:05:51 PM  

I Browse: Hey Snoop, thanks for playing into every stereotype the right has about black Obama supporters. Really appreciate that, big guy. Hope it was worth it.


Win
 
2012-10-06 02:06:14 PM  

FunkOut: wellreadneck: I'm anxiously awaiting Hank Jr's response.

Hopefully on stationary that has a crying eagle with the flag in the background and the General Lee jumping a pond full of gators.


I bet he uses the n-word, too.
 
2012-10-06 02:09:39 PM  
I didn't know it was possible to be a white nubian.

And for accuracy, Obama is a mixed nubian.
 
2012-10-06 02:10:09 PM  

FunkOut: wellreadneck: I'm anxiously awaiting Hank Jr's response.

Hopefully on stationary that has a crying eagle with the flag in the background and the General Lee jumping a pond full of gators.


I pictured a rambling screed on the back of a stained Waffle House placemat.
 
2012-10-06 02:11:14 PM  
I approve this mahsizzle
 
2012-10-06 02:22:35 PM  
I'd like to see Snoop sub in for Obama during the next debate, foreign policizzle-ma-dizzle.
 
2012-10-06 02:25:29 PM  

wellreadneck: FunkOut: wellreadneck: I'm anxiously awaiting Hank Jr's response.

Hopefully on stationary that has a crying eagle with the flag in the background and the General Lee jumping a pond full of gators.

I pictured a rambling screed on the back of a stained Waffle House placemat.


Nah, he has money. More like Country Kitchen
 
2012-10-06 02:26:35 PM  

tomWright: wellreadneck: FunkOut: wellreadneck: I'm anxiously awaiting Hank Jr's response.

Hopefully on stationary that has a crying eagle with the flag in the background and the General Lee jumping a pond full of gators.

I pictured a rambling screed on the back of a stained Waffle House placemat.

Nah, he has money. More like Country Kitchen


Probably Roscoe's.
 
2012-10-06 02:28:02 PM  
Snoop...whoever, has a magical talent - No matter how good the song he might be collaborating on is, he can ruin anything. He's awful.
 
2012-10-06 02:30:19 PM  

Malcolm_Sex: I Browse: Hey Snoop, thanks for playing into every stereotype the right has about black Obama supporters. Really appreciate that, big guy. Hope it was worth it.

Ah jokes, some people get them, others lose their shiat over them



You got me, bruh. This is me losing my shiat. I'm outraged...outraged I tell you.

/nah, not really
//I was originally gonna post the "You're Not Helping" pic, but that's played out.
 
2012-10-06 02:31:45 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel:

When you sleep with dogs, you get fleas and shiat on your shoes.


But enough about your Mom...
 
2012-10-06 02:34:50 PM  
That's hilarious.

Like seriously, I genuinely laughed.
 
2012-10-06 02:49:39 PM  
It's cool to be racist as long as you are not white.
 
2012-10-06 02:53:10 PM  
Oh, yes. I can't stop laughing. This is the best thing ever. Ever.
 
2012-10-06 03:04:34 PM  
This very moment, your idiot brother in law is FW: FW: FW:-ing this to you as "proof" that "those people" are only voting for NoBama for free cell phones and such.
 
2012-10-06 03:05:52 PM  
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. HAHAHAHA, oh man, I'm still laughing.

"biatch has a dancing horse." - Yes, yes he does.

The best part though is that the right is going to take this very seriously. They truely are incapable of understanding and producing humor.
 
2012-10-06 03:17:39 PM  

justtray: This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. HAHAHAHA, oh man, I'm still laughing.

"biatch has a dancing horse." - Yes, yes he does.

The best part though is that the right is going to take this very seriously. They truely are incapable of understanding and producing humor.


So, it's not racist because a black guy wrote it?
 
2012-10-06 03:21:57 PM  

Old Smokie: So, it's not racist because a black guy wrote it?


Bit tougher to be racist if you're having fun at your own expense. I think you got the jokes backwards.

So, to simplify for you, no, this particular set of jokes is not racist.
 
2012-10-06 03:29:43 PM  

Old Smokie: justtray: This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. HAHAHAHA, oh man, I'm still laughing.

"biatch has a dancing horse." - Yes, yes he does.

The best part though is that the right is going to take this very seriously. They truely are incapable of understanding and producing humor.

So, it's not racist because a black guy wrote it?


How could it be racist?
 
2012-10-06 03:30:49 PM  

Old Smokie: justtray: This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. HAHAHAHA, oh man, I'm still laughing.

"biatch has a dancing horse." - Yes, yes he does.

The best part though is that the right is going to take this very seriously. They truely are incapable of understanding and producing humor.

So, it's not racist because a black guy wrote it?


Anyway thanks for proving my point.
 
2012-10-06 03:32:58 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I'd like to see Snoop sub in for Obama during the next debate, foreign policizzle-ma-dizzle.


He's not going back to Hofstra, he was just there a week ago

http://www.hofstra.edu/Events/eventshow.cfm?id=13519

http://www.hofstra.edu/Events/eventshow.cfm?id=13467
 
2012-10-06 03:37:53 PM  

I Browse: Hey Snoop, thanks for playing into every stereotype the right has about black Obama supporters. Really appreciate that, big guy. Hope it was worth it.


Great sense of humor you got there.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Libderp problems.

When you sleep with dogs, you get fleas and shiat on your shoes.


Well that was corny, stick to sports.
 
2012-10-06 03:43:09 PM  
This is the October Surprise that will finally bring Obama down.
i18.photobucket.com
WTF is this guys problem? Did he get his head caught in a golfball dimpler?
 
2012-10-06 03:48:28 PM  

justtray: This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. HAHAHAHA, oh man, I'm still laughing.

"biatch has a dancing horse." - Yes, yes he does.

The best part though is that the right is going to take this very seriously. They truely are incapable of understanding and producing humor.


I lol'd at that, and also both listings of "motherfarka's name is Mitt."
 
2012-10-06 04:08:32 PM  
Snoop isn't voting for anyone, because Felons can't vote.
 
2012-10-06 04:15:21 PM  

farkerintx: Snoop isn't voting for anyone, because Felons can't vote.


They can in California (and many other states) smart guy.
 
2012-10-06 04:16:39 PM  
The dancing horse part had me rolling, but he's pretty spot on about the boss part
 
2012-10-06 04:35:28 PM  
Best part is that it wasn't even his, it was a retweet.
Read the original on happyplace.com yesterday so it's both old and wrong. (Can't bother to check from my shiatty bby phone, maybe some farker can found the article and post the link).
 
2012-10-06 04:40:05 PM  

Dancis_Frake: Best part is that it wasn't even his, it was a retweet.
Read the original on happyplace.com yesterday so it's both old and wrong. (Can't bother to check from my shiatty bby phone, maybe some farker can found the article and post the link).


As I expected. That won't stop Fox News from pretending like it is though.
 
2012-10-06 04:50:18 PM  
Hot air... it would be sweet revenge if the secret service stopped by his house and beat the shiat out of snoop instead... words have consequences.
 
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