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2012-10-06 09:30:19 AM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-10-06 07:48:55 PM  
2 votes:

UNC_Samurai: ShamWowofDamocles: Wow. Hootie (sans his Blowfish) predicted the Cocks would dominate in this game.

/Darius hates that

This is becoming such a beating, even he might want to Look Away.


My friend is a UGA alum. Do I console her or Just Let Her Cry?
2012-10-06 06:51:20 PM  
2 votes:

Moodybastard: TheDumbBlonde: Moodybastard: TheDumbBlonde: ModernPrimitive01: does Muschamp make it through a single game without at least once appearing to be an adult child throwing a tantrum?

I don't think he's capable.

No, but we expect tantrums of some sort from our coaches.

Meyer did not have tantrums and his heart tried to kill him

That was his heart going turncoat.

He now wears a sweater vest next to his bare skin to keep his heart in check. Sorta like Tony Stark sans the cool stuff....but still a helluva recruiter.


He's just somebody I used to know.
2012-10-06 05:00:55 PM  
2 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: LSU's OL is taking a beating.


meow is here? Louisiana OL!
2012-10-06 11:35:33 AM  
2 votes:
modmyi.com

Beat Bye!
2012-10-07 12:04:58 AM  
1 votes:

Nick Nostril: wjmorris3: mikaloyd: PluckYew: PluckYew: need PAT FOR THE WIN!!
FTFM 

STATE UP 17-16 with :16 to go!!

This edges Notre Dame closer to the NCG

Notre Dame doesn't play a tough enough schedule to be considered for a BCS game - even if they're 12-0.

They play the Trees and University of Spoiled Children. I'm thinking they'll have trouble with 12-0.


I don't think they'll go 12-0. In fact, I don't think they'll qualify to be bowl-eligible this year. But even at 12-0 they don't belong in a BCS bowl.
2012-10-06 11:40:10 PM  
1 votes:
DOWN GO THE OVERRATED SEMEN HOLES
2012-10-06 11:30:39 PM  
1 votes:
I turned the channel just in time to see a dude in pink socks make a huge 4th down catch.
2012-10-06 11:17:24 PM  
1 votes:
i77.photobucket.com
2012-10-06 10:35:12 PM  
1 votes:
Oregon's helmets tonight are modeled on the Aliens in the movie "Mars Attacks"

larrybrownsports.comtheplastichippo.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-06 10:31:04 PM  
1 votes:
Nice Larry Bird pass dumbass!
ND ball!
2012-10-06 10:22:12 PM  
1 votes:

puffy999: I love those facemasks with like 6 or 7 bars that go across the front. What the hell are you, a gladiator?


Are you not entertained?
2012-10-06 08:23:14 PM  
1 votes:

Spaced Cowboy: 3rd and 35 for Nebraska.


Amateurs.

thepigskindoctors.com
2012-10-06 07:51:08 PM  
1 votes:

puffy999: ShamWowofDamocles: My friend is a UGA alum. Do I console her or Just Let Her Cry?

Tonguepunch her fartbox.


I don't remember that one. B-side track?
2012-10-06 06:58:04 PM  
1 votes:
Alright, I'm back from the pisser... let's get this Stanford/Arizona overtime started!
2012-10-06 06:56:35 PM  
1 votes:

wjmorris3: I think it's about time we move Florida to #2 in the nation. Do I have a second?


No, they haven't played a good team yet.
2012-10-06 06:35:16 PM  
1 votes:
LSU fans wear jorts, too.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like our D
2012-10-06 06:23:03 PM  
1 votes:
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

Sometimes the blitz gets you, and sometimes you get the blitz.
2012-10-06 06:21:21 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: The iPhone thumb commercial, because everyone has the same size hands....


Real apple fans with wrong size thumbs have them trimmed or stretched. All hail the apple as we await the return of King Jobs. Amen
2012-10-06 05:46:52 PM  
1 votes:
That Virginia FG attempt was so wide right, FSU wants the kicker to transfer in.
2012-10-06 05:46:33 PM  
1 votes:

puffy999: geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.

But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.


Periodically they do. I column like I see em
2012-10-06 05:42:54 PM  
1 votes:

geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.


But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.
2012-10-06 05:34:31 PM  
1 votes:

puffy999: mikaloyd: geom_00: H + Cl(aq) ---->

NaCl(aq)NaCl(aq)
_________________

C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Saline saline over the seven seas

Do you realize what you've DONE?


Sshhhhhh....they're bonding.
2012-10-06 05:32:37 PM  
1 votes:
And Duke gets the ball back with not terrible field position. They could make this a 3-possession game.
2012-10-06 04:52:48 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-06 04:51:20 PM  
1 votes:
Best Purdue defender? The crossbar.
2012-10-06 04:43:50 PM  
1 votes:

geom_00: LadyBelgara: TD MICHIGAN!

Who are they paying today?


Purdon't
2012-10-06 04:34:50 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Aar1012: I can't wait till the LSU/Alabama puntapalooza, myself.

I'd love it if they both had a loss or two by then.


Florida's QB just got steamrolled twice. They need to realize that their QB won't rise on the third play anymore.
2012-10-06 04:24:29 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: well the LSU Florida puntapalooza is exciting...


So rematch for the National Championship game?
2012-10-06 04:14:54 PM  
1 votes:

Donnchadha: Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?

[img.rasset.ie image 642x482]

Woo!! Football!!


That dude is holding the biggest sphere of KY jelly Ive ever seen.
2012-10-06 03:36:47 PM  
1 votes:

steamingpile: Cause you don't get it.


I get it, "We are UnrePENNtant STATE!!!"
2012-10-06 03:22:05 PM  
1 votes:

puffy999: I will ask the following questions, as I've done every week, because every week I've seen Penn State on either ABC or ESPN/ESPN2.

WHY DOES PENN STATE NOT HAVE A TELEVISION BAN?

ALSO, WHY DOES ESPN KEEP SHOWING PENN STATE GAMES?

Again, someone tell me how taking away scholarships "makes up" for child abuse, when EACH AND EVERY WEEK Penn State gets to project their message for four hours on NATIONAL TELEVISION.


Link
2012-10-06 02:56:05 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: And UConn goes full Keystone Cops.


Never go full Keystone Cops?
2012-10-06 02:41:37 PM  
1 votes:
The Arkansas wide receiver is a bettter quarterback than either Auburn quarterback.
2012-10-06 02:12:34 PM  
1 votes:

lecavalier: It is absolutely infuriating watching Navy or Army when they have the ball. On nearly every snap, the wingback will go in motion before stopping and then the entire goddamn offense turns and looks towards the sidelines for the audible. Are you telling me West Point and Annapolis students can't call their own audibles or that the whole offense has to look at the sideline?


You could:

a, take your meds.
b. change the channel
c. both A and B
d. go get some cheese to go with that whine.
2012-10-06 01:27:54 PM  
1 votes:
All I can think of everytime I hear PSU's QB is how lucky he is his first name isn't Pat after everything that's happened.......
2012-10-06 12:53:01 PM  
1 votes:
At the end of the first quarter, Indiana 17, Michigan State 0.....I may be able to stop laughing in about an hour...
2012-10-06 12:42:30 PM  
1 votes:

TheTrashcanMan: Sargun: florida 30 LSU 33

This is unlikely for so many reasons.

is gonna be more like Florida: 12 LSU: 3


But, but... SEC speed!
2012-10-06 11:11:29 AM  
1 votes:
www.toledoblade.com

"I better get some before Hoke goes all Sizzler on me."
 
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