UNC_Samurai: ShamWowofDamocles: Wow. Hootie (sans his Blowfish) predicted the Cocks would dominate in this game./Darius hates thatThis is becoming such a beating, even he might want to Look Away.
Moodybastard: TheDumbBlonde: Moodybastard: TheDumbBlonde: ModernPrimitive01: does Muschamp make it through a single game without at least once appearing to be an adult child throwing a tantrum?I don't think he's capable.No, but we expect tantrums of some sort from our coaches.Meyer did not have tantrums and his heart tried to kill himThat was his heart going turncoat.He now wears a sweater vest next to his bare skin to keep his heart in check. Sorta like Tony Stark sans the cool stuff....but still a helluva recruiter.
TheDumbBlonde: LSU's OL is taking a beating.
Nick Nostril: wjmorris3: mikaloyd: PluckYew: PluckYew: need PAT FOR THE WIN!!FTFM STATE UP 17-16 with :16 to go!!This edges Notre Dame closer to the NCGNotre Dame doesn't play a tough enough schedule to be considered for a BCS game - even if they're 12-0.They play the Trees and University of Spoiled Children. I'm thinking they'll have trouble with 12-0.
puffy999: I love those facemasks with like 6 or 7 bars that go across the front. What the hell are you, a gladiator?
Spaced Cowboy: 3rd and 35 for Nebraska.
puffy999: ShamWowofDamocles: My friend is a UGA alum. Do I console her or Just Let Her Cry?Tonguepunch her fartbox.
wjmorris3: I think it's about time we move Florida to #2 in the nation. Do I have a second?
WhyteRaven74: The iPhone thumb commercial, because everyone has the same size hands....
puffy999: geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.
geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.
puffy999: mikaloyd: geom_00: H + Cl(aq) ---->NaCl(aq)NaCl(aq)_________________C+C+C+C+C+C+CSaline saline over the seven seasDo you realize what you've DONE?
geom_00: LadyBelgara: TD MICHIGAN!Who are they paying today?
WhyteRaven74: Aar1012: I can't wait till the LSU/Alabama puntapalooza, myself.I'd love it if they both had a loss or two by then.
WhyteRaven74: well the LSU Florida puntapalooza is exciting...
Donnchadha: Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?[img.rasset.ie image 642x482]Woo!! Football!!
steamingpile: Cause you don't get it.
puffy999: I will ask the following questions, as I've done every week, because every week I've seen Penn State on either ABC or ESPN/ESPN2.WHY DOES PENN STATE NOT HAVE A TELEVISION BAN?ALSO, WHY DOES ESPN KEEP SHOWING PENN STATE GAMES?Again, someone tell me how taking away scholarships "makes up" for child abuse, when EACH AND EVERY WEEK Penn State gets to project their message for four hours on NATIONAL TELEVISION.
WhyteRaven74: And UConn goes full Keystone Cops.
lecavalier: It is absolutely infuriating watching Navy or Army when they have the ball. On nearly every snap, the wingback will go in motion before stopping and then the entire goddamn offense turns and looks towards the sidelines for the audible. Are you telling me West Point and Annapolis students can't call their own audibles or that the whole offense has to look at the sideline?
TheTrashcanMan: Sargun: florida 30 LSU 33This is unlikely for so many reasons.is gonna be more like Florida: 12 LSU: 3
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