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2012-10-06 05:53:11 PM

UNC_Samurai: That Virginia FG attempt was so wide right, FSU wants the kicker to transfer in.


Conduff'd it.

/shutdown fullback reference
 
2012-10-06 05:53:12 PM
Minter out. Uh oh.
 
2012-10-06 05:53:30 PM

mikaloyd: ShamWowofDamocles: 40 points scored (so far) in the 3rd quarter of the Stanford/NMCC game.

Meanwhile, back at NBC, they show a 0-2 soccer game


Are the Red Bulls up at least?
 
2012-10-06 05:53:43 PM
And on back to back plays LSU linebackers get hurt
 
2012-10-06 05:54:03 PM

mikaloyd: ShamWowofDamocles: 40 points scored (so far) in the 3rd quarter of the Stanford/NMCC game.

Meanwhile, back at NBC, they show a 0-2 soccer game


Thats like 14-3 in American Football?
 
2012-10-06 05:54:12 PM

Donnchadha: mikaloyd: puffy999: geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.

But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.

Periodically they do. I column like I see em

*psst* The periods are the rows. Columns are 'groups'


Are you trying to start a row?
 
2012-10-06 05:54:19 PM

puffy999: bemis23: TheDumbBlonde: puffy999: Wow, what a Floridumbass.

As a Gator, that Elam dude needs a "Come to Jesus" beat-down by his own teammates.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I'll take an occasional personal foul if he can keep his edge and his super-physical play. I wish it hadn't extended an LSU drive, but the dude is a farking beast. The worse thing you could do is put a muzzle on him.

Obviously, you wouldn't want Michael Vick to kill him.


I disagree. He needs to be schooled when he's costing more than he's bringing to table. Play smart.
 
2012-10-06 05:54:50 PM

puffy999: bemis23: TheDumbBlonde: puffy999: Wow, what a Floridumbass.

As a Gator, that Elam dude needs a "Come to Jesus" beat-down by his own teammates.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I'll take an occasional personal foul if he can keep his edge and his super-physical play. I wish it hadn't extended an LSU drive, but the dude is a farking beast. The worse thing you could do is put a muzzle on him.

Obviously, you wouldn't want Michael Vick to kill him.


Umm ok?

Anyways, LSU players dropping like flies. I hope the players are ok, but seriously - as a major SEC program I'm really surprised they're dropping like this.
 
2012-10-06 05:54:50 PM
Also LSU is going to need the water boy soon with all these injuries.
 
2012-10-06 05:55:04 PM

bemis23: At least LSU is completely unable to move the ball. That makes me feel sort of ok.

/except for UF penalties
//and the fact that we can't move the ball either


LSU - only 3 first downs without Florida's help.

/Florida passes the 100 yard mark!
 
2012-10-06 05:55:18 PM
The look on Miles' face "They called a penalty against us?"
 
2012-10-06 05:55:27 PM

mikaloyd: Meanwhile, back at NBC, they show a 0-2 soccer game


At least they aren't showing an embarrassment to the sport on a worldwide stage.

/you know, ND football
//kidding
///I obviously mean the US Ryder Cup team
 
2012-10-06 05:55:31 PM
Duke with the DAGGER!
 
2012-10-06 05:55:54 PM
Holy cow, first down for Montee Ball. He must be up to 30 yards this game.
 
2012-10-06 05:56:31 PM
Florida... driving?
 
2012-10-06 05:56:39 PM
Duke is now leading UVA by 18 points. Duke might be bowl eligible by the end of the season.

/and UVA might not win another game this season.
 
2012-10-06 05:56:49 PM

bemis23: puffy999: bemis23: TheDumbBlonde: puffy999: Wow, what a Floridumbass.

As a Gator, that Elam dude needs a "Come to Jesus" beat-down by his own teammates.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I'll take an occasional personal foul if he can keep his edge and his super-physical play. I wish it hadn't extended an LSU drive, but the dude is a farking beast. The worse thing you could do is put a muzzle on him.

Obviously, you wouldn't want Michael Vick to kill him.

Umm ok?

Anyways, LSU players dropping like flies. I hope the players are ok, but seriously - as a major SEC program I'm really surprised they're dropping like this.


For October it is damned hot and humid here.
83 Degrees and about the same humidity is a bit above usual...
 
2012-10-06 05:57:06 PM
Thanks for giving me a heart attack, OU. At least we recovered it.
 
2012-10-06 05:57:08 PM
FINALLY, Gators.
 
2012-10-06 05:57:09 PM
Gators TD!
 
2012-10-06 05:57:14 PM
HOLY CRAP SOMEONE SCORED A TD!!!
 
2012-10-06 05:57:15 PM

Moodybastard: mikaloyd: ShamWowofDamocles: 40 points scored (so far) in the 3rd quarter of the Stanford/NMCC game.

Meanwhile, back at NBC, they show a 0-2 soccer game

Thats like 14-3 in American Football?


Thats actually a lot of action for soccer. Its more like a 14-3 baseball game.
 
2012-10-06 05:57:20 PM

puffy999: Florida... driving?


Touchdown even.
 
2012-10-06 05:57:33 PM
TD GATORS
 
2012-10-06 05:57:38 PM
TOUCHDOWN GATORS!!!

7-6 (after PAT)
 
2012-10-06 05:57:48 PM

UNC_Samurai: Duke is now leading UVA by 18 points. Duke might be bowl eligible by the end of the season.

/and UVA might not win another game this season.


Duke has VaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTech next week. They could be bowl eligible in seven days.
 
2012-10-06 05:57:49 PM
LOL @ the Gator cheerleader taking a picture with her phone while being lifted.
 
2012-10-06 05:58:18 PM
AND NO STUPID PENALTIES!!!!
 
2012-10-06 05:58:19 PM

bemis23: as a major SEC program I'm really surprised they're dropping like this.


I'm not that surprised, in part because of the major SEC program thing especially given how lackluster they look. Miles isn't exactly a coach who'll let things fall into place bit by bit.
 
2012-10-06 05:59:03 PM
LSU needs to go out and buy an offense.
 
2012-10-06 05:59:39 PM

bemis23: TOUCHDOWN GATORS!!!

7-6 (after PAT)


Ha....still 6-0 on my stream. Nice to know the future.
 
2012-10-06 05:59:44 PM
Bud Lite Margarita....because when you say Margarita, you think Bud Lite
 
2012-10-06 05:59:54 PM
40 burger scored agains Stanford by AZ
 
2012-10-06 06:00:21 PM
And Arizona is back to a 7 point lead.
 
2012-10-06 06:00:25 PM

mikaloyd: Donnchadha: mikaloyd: puffy999: geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.

But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.

Periodically they do. I column like I see em

*psst* The periods are the rows. Columns are 'groups'

Are you trying to start a row?


Don't make me drop an f-block
 
2012-10-06 06:00:26 PM

T-Boy: LSU needs to go out and buy an offense.


it's too late, Cam Newton is already in the NFL
 
2012-10-06 06:00:28 PM

miltonbabbitt: bemis23: TOUCHDOWN GATORS!!!

7-6 (after PAT)

Ha....still 6-0 on my stream. Nice to know the future.


And there it is. Are you a wizard?
 
2012-10-06 06:01:08 PM
And just south of a 1000 total yards (so far) of offense in the Standford/NMCC game. Defense schmeefense
 
2012-10-06 06:01:37 PM
Florida is a top 10 defense, but LSU's offense is painfully weak today.
 
2012-10-06 06:02:09 PM

Donnchadha: Don't make me drop an f-block


Empty shell of a threat
 
2012-10-06 06:02:15 PM

ModernPrimitive01: T-Boy: LSU needs to go out and buy an offense.

it's too late, Cam Newton is already in the NFL


ZING!!
 
2012-10-06 06:02:19 PM
I like the glimpse of the Gator cheerleaders. The two guys in the back are all "Yeah! Go Gators!" and the cameraman is all like "Whatever. I'm zooming in on the chick"
 
2012-10-06 06:02:31 PM

Donnchadha: mikaloyd: Donnchadha: mikaloyd: puffy999: geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.

But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.

Periodically they do. I column like I see em

*psst* The periods are the rows. Columns are 'groups'

Are you trying to start a row?

Don't make me drop an f-block


Be a noble (gas)
 
2012-10-06 06:03:30 PM
WOOO huge LSU gain!
 
2012-10-06 06:03:52 PM
AHAHAHA HUGE CATCH BY THE WIDE OPEN GUY

And it was fumbled at the end but he was down.

Florida was a millisecond from getting to the QB, too.,

OH WOW THAT BALL WAS OUT!!!
 
2012-10-06 06:04:12 PM

InfrasonicTom: UNC_Samurai: Duke is now leading UVA by 18 points. Duke might be bowl eligible by the end of the season.

/and UVA might not win another game this season.

Duke has VaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTech next week. They could be bowl eligible in seven days.


I'm not entirely sure if Duke can manage it in Blacksburg.

The rest of their schedule is
@ Va Tech
vs. UNC
@ FSU
vs. Clemson
@ GT
vs. Miami

There's no way they're beating Clemson or FSU. UNC is not impossible, but the disparity in talent would make it extremely difficult. Va Tech will be at home and embarrassed over their loss today. So I think their two best chances are at GT and (more likely) against Miami in Wallace Wade.

/Duke just intercepted again. Holy cow, UVA is a dumpster fire this year.
 
2012-10-06 06:04:13 PM
REPLAY
 
2012-10-06 06:04:33 PM
Loose ball!
 
2012-10-06 06:04:42 PM
That's a fumble... florida ball
 
2012-10-06 06:04:50 PM
And Stanford fumbles...
 
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