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2012-10-06 09:30:19 AM  
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2012-10-06 11:01:30 AM  
over in one.
 
2012-10-06 11:03:58 AM  
Go 'eers.
 
2012-10-06 11:05:13 AM  
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2012-10-06 11:06:09 AM  
Let's Go, Mountaineers!!
 
2012-10-06 11:08:27 AM  
GO GATORS

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2012-10-06 11:08:32 AM  
Huskies!
 
2012-10-06 11:11:29 AM  

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"I better get some before Hoke goes all Sizzler on me."

 
2012-10-06 11:12:16 AM  
The blog (new window)

TFG top 25 (new window)

TFG full rankings (new window)

Games to watch today (new window)

Live odds (new window)

Projected ACC, Big East, C-USA, & Independents standings (new window)

Projected Big Ten, Big XII, MAC, & MWC standings (new window)

Projected SEC, Pac-12, Sun Belt, & WAC standings (new window)


AIR_FORCE            41 navy                 33
akron                33 BOWLING_GREEN        39
army                 33 BOSTON_COLLEGE       37
AUBURN               38 arkansas             35
ball_st.             36 NORTHERN_ILL.        42
CALIFORNIA           34 ucla                 32
CINCINNATI           44 miami_(oh)           26
CLEMSON              44 georgia_tech         37
colorado_st.         34 FRESNO_ST.           43
DUKE                 35 virginia             33
eastern_mich.        32 KENT_ST.             34
florida              30 LSU                  33
HOUSTON              39 north_texas          30
IDAHO                40 new_mexico_st.       36
indiana              27 MICHIGAN_ST.         38
KANSAS_ST.           45 kansas               27
kentucky             27 MISSISSIPPI_ST.      32
LA.-LAFAYETTE        48 tulane               28
LOUISIANA_TECH       48 unlv                 30
marshall             34 TULSA                38
MARYLAND             39 wake_forest          33
memphis              36 RICE                 41
miami_(fl)           29 NOTRE_DAME           36
middle_tenn.         33 LA.-MONROE           37
mississippi          29 TEXAS_A&M            37
MISSOURI             34 vanderbilt           25
NEVADA               43 wyoming              30
new_mexico           31 TEXAS_ST.            36
NORTH_CAROLINA       32 virginia_tech        31
north_carolina_st.   28 FLORIDA_ST.          37
OHIO                 40 buffalo              30
OHIO_ST.             35 nebraska             33
OREGON               46 washington           30
OREGON_ST.           40 washington_st.       30
PENN_ST.             33 northwestern         28
purdue               34 MICHIGAN             40
RUTGERS              32 connecticut          28
SAN_DIEGO_ST.        45 hawaii               31
SOUTH_CAROLINA       40 georgia              35
southern_miss.       30 BOISE_ST.            40
STANFORD             45 arizona              29
TCU                  36 iowa_st.             23
TEMPLE               33 south_fla.           30
TEXAS                41 west_virginia        35
texas_tech           32 OKLAHOMA             35
TOLEDO               46 central_mich.        32
UTEP                 34 smu                  32
WESTERN_MICH.        43 massachusetts        26
WISCONSIN            44 illinois             27


Projected record: 36.229 - 12.771
 
2012-10-06 11:12:51 AM  
I don't know who Mark Richt is, but apparently he wears jorts.
 
2012-10-06 11:15:00 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: I don't know who Mark Richt is, but apparently he wears jorts.


So. Much. Cock.
 
2012-10-06 11:19:33 AM  
Duke sucks.

That is all.
 
2012-10-06 11:22:22 AM  
Headed to Williams-Brice now.

Go Cocks!

/csb
 
2012-10-06 11:27:13 AM  
florida 30 LSU 33

This is unlikely for so many reasons.
 
2012-10-06 11:29:17 AM  
Some day there will be a non-conference game between the gamecocks and the beavers. No matter who wins or loses, the headlines on fark will be awesome.

/Go Beavs
 
2012-10-06 11:31:03 AM  
Getting these out of the way early:

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2012-10-06 11:31:17 AM  
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GO GAMECOCKS!
 
2012-10-06 11:34:07 AM  
GO! STATE! BEAT! WILDCATS!
 
2012-10-06 11:35:33 AM  
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Beat Bye!
 
2012-10-06 11:37:13 AM  
Rather concerned about today's game. LSU is perfectly capable of beating Florida, but so far has demonstrated that they'd rather make stupid mistakes than play sound football.

Time to wait and watch, and hope Miles has something clever up his sleeve today.

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2012-10-06 11:38:17 AM  
*Leans forward and CBS, ABC, and NBC come in clearly on the antenna*

Excellent!

*Leans back to get comfortable and the signal is lost*

DAMNIT!
 
2012-10-06 11:44:35 AM  
Aar1012:

on the antenna

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2012-10-06 11:46:42 AM  

Aar1012: *Leans forward and CBS, ABC, and NBC come in clearly on the antenna*

Excellent!

*Leans back to get comfortable and the signal is lost*

DAMNIT!


Need to get Peg and the kids into TV watching position
 
2012-10-06 11:49:27 AM  

Aar1012: *Leans forward and CBS, ABC, and NBC come in clearly on the antenna*

Excellent!

*Leans back to get comfortable and the signal is lost*

DAMNIT!


Antenna needs more aluminum foil and beercan enhancements
 
2012-10-06 11:49:56 AM  

kartofelkopf: Headed to Williams-Brice now.

Go Cocks!


Go Cocks!
Go E'Rolls!

/best sign ever.
 
2012-10-06 11:50:45 AM  
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2012-10-06 11:53:43 AM  
Go CATS!

/we're probably going to lose...
 
2012-10-06 11:54:26 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Aar1012: *Leans forward and CBS, ABC, and NBC come in clearly on the antenna*

Excellent!

*Leans back to get comfortable and the signal is lost*

DAMNIT!

Need to get Peg and the kids into TV watching position


I don't watch broadcast TV that much and I don't have a computer hooked up to the TV to get a good stream.

Christ, I'd pay ESPN for WatchESPN since my IP doesn't offer it.
 
2012-10-06 11:55:29 AM  
Heading down to Corvallis in a bit for some tailgating and football.

Uh, low clouds in the Navy game? Like, two feet from the ground?
 
das
2012-10-06 11:56:11 AM  
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2012-10-06 12:01:10 PM  
that is a bad shank there Air Force kicker.
 
2012-10-06 12:01:24 PM  

Aar1012: Unoriginal_Username: Aar1012: *Leans forward and CBS, ABC, and NBC come in clearly on the antenna*

Excellent!

*Leans back to get comfortable and the signal is lost*

DAMNIT!

Need to get Peg and the kids into TV watching position

I don't watch broadcast TV that much and I don't have a computer hooked up to the TV to get a good stream.

Christ, I'd pay ESPN for WatchESPN since my IP doesn't offer it.


No doubt. Companies need to realize there is a market outside of the cable/satellite universe
 
2012-10-06 12:03:29 PM  
F*cccccck!?

UGA is gonna lose now that corso picked them to win, asshole.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:05 PM  

mikaloyd: Aar1012: *Leans forward and CBS, ABC, and NBC come in clearly on the antenna*

Excellent!

*Leans back to get comfortable and the signal is lost*

DAMNIT!

Antenna needs more aluminum foil and beercan enhancements


You get a better image OTA than watching the games through a set-top box.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:25 PM  
Bill O'Brien had some balls. Going for it on 4th and 9...
 
2012-10-06 12:08:12 PM  
Go Stanford!
 
2012-10-06 12:08:40 PM  
Texas is favored by a touchdown?...and the O/U is less than 100??

I fear the 'eers, but Hook 'em!
 
2012-10-06 12:09:15 PM  
and 10 Northwestern...at it's own ONE YARD LINE.
 
2012-10-06 12:09:26 PM  
And kirk herbstreit is the dumbest person ever, no shiat idiots the line control the game?

Guess I should have listened to the entire corso pick, that farker is almost always wrong so sorry south farkalackee fans, no way they win with corso picking you.
 
2012-10-06 12:10:50 PM  
GBR!
 
2012-10-06 12:10:52 PM  
For the love of Tebow, can we drop the stupid "First" filter at least for these threads?
 
2012-10-06 12:12:27 PM  
God this lady calling the Ark/auburn game is a dummy and a horrible announcer.
 
2012-10-06 12:12:52 PM  
Northwestern playing like shiat so far
 
2012-10-06 12:13:39 PM  
So far ...

[313] NAVY +8-110
[320] ARMY +7-110
[335] CONNECTICUT +7EV

Also, bad news for those who follow collegefootballnews.com (cfn.scout.com), they were bought by Fox. You damn well know half the features you love about the site are now going to be gone or never updated.

http://www.foxsportsnext.com/ncaa-fb/college-football-news.html
 
2012-10-06 12:13:57 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Northwestern playing like shiat so far


I'm ok with this.
 
2012-10-06 12:16:20 PM  
Other games I liked early on but did not take

USM +9
Indiana +14
Buffalo +14.5
Penn State -3
Kansas +24.5
 
2012-10-06 12:18:26 PM  
TD Kansas at K State. O_0
 
2012-10-06 12:20:51 PM  
ITS GAMEDAY biatchES!

GO GATORS!

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2012-10-06 12:21:07 PM  
Whoa, how on earth did McGloin just avoid that sack.
 
2012-10-06 12:23:41 PM  
Man that Geno Smith is an ugly motherfarker. Also, WVU, Morgantown and WV all suck.
 
2012-10-06 12:25:27 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Whoa, how on earth did McGloin just avoid that sack.


No damn clue. That was pure, unadulterated LUCK
 
2012-10-06 12:25:30 PM  

chewielouie: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 338x500]


That was then. Now she lives in a trailer and yo-yos I-95 for meth money.
 
2012-10-06 12:29:10 PM  
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GBR! Beat them buckeyes!
 
2012-10-06 12:29:16 PM  
TD K State
 
2012-10-06 12:30:14 PM  

steamingpile: And kirk herbstreit is the dumbest person ever, no shiat idiots the line control the game?

Guess I should have listened to the entire corso pick, that farker is almost always wrong so sorry south farkalackee fans, no way they win with corso picking you.


Corse didn't want to pick Florida, he's just been burned from picking against us twice and losing.
 
2012-10-06 12:30:15 PM  
Really, Auburn? Really!
 
2012-10-06 12:30:59 PM  
*?
 
2012-10-06 12:34:59 PM  
3 pre-snap penalties on the opening drive. Looking smart there, Carolina.
 
2012-10-06 12:35:11 PM  
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The Cougars can suck a big bag of dicks.
 
2012-10-06 12:35:32 PM  
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2012-10-06 12:36:33 PM  
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2012-10-06 12:37:12 PM  
Thankfully it's not supposed to get above 60F here in DFW, so I can drink dark beer while I watch football. This is the way things are supposed to be.

/Rahr Ugly Pug
//Stone Smoked Porter
///Great Divide Yeti Imperial Stout
 
2012-10-06 12:37:51 PM  
And Kansas with the easiest fake punt in history. The punter ran it for 13 yards.
 
2012-10-06 12:38:54 PM  
In six offensive plays, Northwestern has only had 12 yards.
 
2012-10-06 12:39:09 PM  

Sargun: florida 30 LSU 33

This is unlikely for so many reasons.


is gonna be more like Florida: 12 LSU: 3
 
2012-10-06 12:40:26 PM  

WhyteRaven74: And Kansas with the easiest fake punt in history. The punter ran it for 13 yards.


Best offensive play the fatman has had this year
 
2012-10-06 12:41:19 PM  

InfrasonicTom: Best offensive play the fatman has had this year


heh
 
2012-10-06 12:41:42 PM  
HOOK EM!! Try to keep Geno Smith under 400 yds, and I think we have a shot!

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2012-10-06 12:42:30 PM  

TheTrashcanMan: Sargun: florida 30 LSU 33

This is unlikely for so many reasons.

is gonna be more like Florida: 12 LSU: 3


But, but... SEC speed!
 
2012-10-06 12:44:24 PM  
94 yard kickoff return, Sean Tapley ties it back up for the Heels.
 
2012-10-06 12:45:28 PM  

UNC_Samurai: 94 yard kickoff return, Sean Tapley ties it back up for the Heels.


BEAMER BAWL!!!!!!
 
2012-10-06 12:47:40 PM  
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I got out of the shower and threw on my lucky shirt. The second I did, Ohio scored a touchdown.
 
2012-10-06 12:48:33 PM  
Uh, Indiana 17 Meatchicken State 0?


wut
 
2012-10-06 12:48:37 PM  
Sparty is apparently still hungover from last weeks loss to Ohio State

Indiana 17, Michigan State 0 at the end of the 1st

Yeah, I'm shocked too.
 
2012-10-06 12:49:21 PM  

InfrasonicTom: Uh, Indiana 17 Meatchicken State 0?


wut


Damn, 4 seconds away from a simulpost
 
2012-10-06 12:49:36 PM  
Dragon = Kansas
 
2012-10-06 12:51:32 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Sparty is apparently still hungover from last weeks loss to Ohio State

Indiana 17, Michigan State 0 at the end of the 1st

Yeah, I'm shocked too.


The good news for Michigan State is my computer says they're still about 69% likely to win. Inferior teams need a HUGE lead in the 1st quarter to be safe against a better one.

Then again, Sparty started out at about 85% likely to win, so this is definitely going in the wrong direction.
 
2012-10-06 12:53:01 PM  
At the end of the first quarter, Indiana 17, Michigan State 0.....I may be able to stop laughing in about an hour...
 
2012-10-06 12:53:58 PM  

InfrasonicTom: Uh, Indiana 17 Meatchicken State 0?


wut


Parallel universe?
 
2012-10-06 12:54:22 PM  

ffish: the_vegetarian_cannibal: Sparty is apparently still hungover from last weeks loss to Ohio State

Indiana 17, Michigan State 0 at the end of the 1st

Yeah, I'm shocked too.

The good news for Michigan State is my computer says they're still about 69% likely to win. Inferior teams need a HUGE lead in the 1st quarter to be safe against a better one.

Then again, Sparty started out at about 85% likely to win, so this is definitely going in the wrong direction.



Utah anyone?
 
2012-10-06 12:56:46 PM  
Did Ohio really go for a fake field goal?

Really?

Why!?!
 
2012-10-06 12:58:46 PM  
This is a stellar display of ACC passing acumen on both sides.
 
2012-10-06 01:00:00 PM  
In the battle of the inept versus the incompetent, Arkansas leads Auburn 10-0.
 
2012-10-06 01:01:42 PM  

Browncoat: In the battle of the inept versus the incompetent, Arkansas leads Auburn 10-0.


It's too bad they both can't lose. They're both terrible.
 
2012-10-06 01:03:34 PM  
Auburn must really suck if they're making Arkansas look good.
 
2012-10-06 01:04:33 PM  
I'm watching Miss St. to see how they'll hold up against the Vols next week. Hard to tell because the Wildcats are farking terrible. I hate both the Gators and LSU so I can't really pull for either. I hope SC beats up on Georgia tonight.
 
2012-10-06 01:05:03 PM  

DevilsHorns J: TheTrashcanMan: Sargun: florida 30 LSU 33

This is unlikely for so many reasons.

is gonna be more like Florida: 12 LSU: 3

But, but... SEC speed!


SEC games are so boring to watch, but I will be forced to watch this hoping that LSU gets their asses handed to them. They have been almost losing to nobodies for the past two weeks and if they keep that up they are going to get creamed today.
 
2012-10-06 01:05:12 PM  
Michigan State finally waking up
 
2012-10-06 01:07:03 PM  
Huuuuuge break for Northwestern right there
 
2012-10-06 01:10:05 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: Auburn must really suck if they're making Arkansas look good.


The hecker is looking more and more right all the time.
 
2012-10-06 01:10:57 PM  
Seriously, the announcer for the Ark/Aub that keeps saying "red area" instead of "red zone" is starting to really irritate me. It's not really important, but it makes him sound like an idiot.
 
2012-10-06 01:13:07 PM  
Honk if you've sacked Kiehl Frazier.
 
2012-10-06 01:13:31 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: Auburn must really suck if they're making Arkansas look good.


No, they both look bad. Arkansas is missing chances and auburn can't defend the run for shiat.
 
2012-10-06 01:14:26 PM  
Walking disaster Arkansas looks much, much better against Auburn than we did.

This does not fill me with confidence... :/
 
2012-10-06 01:14:28 PM  

bemis23: Seriously, the announcer for the Ark/Aub that keeps saying "red area" instead of "red zone" is starting to really irritate me. It's not really important, but it makes him sound like an idiot.


The female play by play caller is horrible.
 
2012-10-06 01:14:55 PM  
Two offsides by VT and Carolina has a 1st and goal.

Make that a TD under review.
 
2012-10-06 01:15:34 PM  
the ref in the UConn Rutgers came could give Ed Hochuli a run in the guns department
 
2012-10-06 01:15:51 PM  

InfrasonicTom: Olfin Bedwere: Auburn must really suck if they're making Arkansas look good.

The hecker is looking more and more right all the time.


Sounds like this to me.:
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2012-10-06 01:15:58 PM  

steamingpile: bemis23: Seriously, the announcer for the Ark/Aub that keeps saying "red area" instead of "red zone" is starting to really irritate me. It's not really important, but it makes him sound like an idiot.

The female play by play caller is horrible.


Agreed. I don't remember ESPN2 having such bad game callers, is this the 3rd or 4th string ESPN crew?
 
2012-10-06 01:17:22 PM  

InfrasonicTom: Olfin Bedwere: Auburn must really suck if they're making Arkansas look good.

The hecker is looking more and more right all the time.


What type of video camera was used for that? It looks like it was shot in 1972.
 
2012-10-06 01:18:18 PM  
Buffalol
 
2012-10-06 01:20:03 PM  
Ohio recovered a fumble from a punt (it hit a player) and a TD on the first play!

21-14
 
2012-10-06 01:20:40 PM  
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2012-10-06 01:21:14 PM  

bemis23: steamingpile: bemis23: Seriously, the announcer for the Ark/Aub that keeps saying "red area" instead of "red zone" is starting to really irritate me. It's not really important, but it makes him sound like an idiot.

The female play by play caller is horrible.

Agreed. I don't remember ESPN2 having such bad game callers, is this the 3rd or 4th string ESPN crew?


I think this is the chick who got that guy fired up at ESPN a few years ago for telling her that women are to fetch coffee or something like that........but she's horrible and should never be allowed to do play by play.

God damn you dumb biatch, its obvious nobody blocked it, shanked and a knuckle kick.
 
2012-10-06 01:21:28 PM  
Timeout in the VT/UNC game for scissors on the field...
 
2012-10-06 01:22:11 PM  
Wow, I can't believe that Arkansas kick wasn't tipped as awful as it was. I don't ever really say this, but I'm pretty sure even I could've done better than that.

/as could just about anyone else on here
 
2012-10-06 01:22:11 PM  
Late reporting, but lineman down and carted off PSU vs NU
 
2012-10-06 01:22:57 PM  

geom_00: Late reporting, but lineman down and carted off PSU vs NU


what sort of injury?
 
2012-10-06 01:23:52 PM  
HOW WAS THAT NOT AN INTERCEPTION?

/ PSU vs NU
 
2012-10-06 01:24:23 PM  

bemis23: Wow, I can't believe that Arkansas kick wasn't tipped as awful as it was. I don't ever really say this, but I'm pretty sure even I could've done better than that.

/as could just about anyone else on here


I have seen this kicker do that a few times when he has long kicks and moves up too high causing the ball to knuckle with zero rotation.
 
2012-10-06 01:24:28 PM  

WhyteRaven74: geom_00: Late reporting, but lineman down and carted off PSU vs NU

what sort of injury?


Leg (at least I think)
 
2012-10-06 01:27:28 PM  

geom_00: WhyteRaven74: geom_00: Late reporting, but lineman down and carted off PSU vs NU

what sort of injury?

Leg (at least I think)


According to the announcers.... ruptured quadriceps tendon.

/ouch
 
2012-10-06 01:27:54 PM  
All I can think of everytime I hear PSU's QB is how lucky he is his first name isn't Pat after everything that's happened.......
 
2012-10-06 01:28:04 PM  
NFL QB Conversation

Incase anyone hasnt seen this yet. Some great jokes.
 
2012-10-06 01:28:19 PM  
Dafuq was THAT McGloin?
 
2012-10-06 01:30:47 PM  
Wow replacement ref alert PSU/NU
 
2012-10-06 01:33:13 PM  
Since ASU is on a bye week, go Gatos

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2012-10-06 01:33:43 PM  

ShamWowofDamocles: ruptured quadriceps tendon.


ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
 
2012-10-06 01:35:42 PM  
And Northwestern takes the lead! 14-10
 
2012-10-06 01:39:59 PM  
Good game going on in Kansas.

Halftime
KSU 21
KU 14
 
2012-10-06 01:45:29 PM  

bemis23: And Northwestern takes the lead! 14-10


On a really shiatty PI call, terrible.
 
2012-10-06 01:50:00 PM  

steamingpile: bemis23: And Northwestern takes the lead! 14-10

On a really shiatty PI call, terrible.


Did the refs invoke the infield fly rule?
 
2012-10-06 01:52:10 PM  

UNC_Samurai: steamingpile: bemis23: And Northwestern takes the lead! 14-10

On a really shiatty PI call, terrible.

Did the refs invoke the infield fly rule?


Yes
 
2012-10-06 01:53:02 PM  

UNC_Samurai: steamingpile: bemis23: And Northwestern takes the lead! 14-10

On a really shiatty PI call, terrible.

Did the refs invoke the infield fly rule?


It was that bad....

And I guess I shouldn't be surprised an obvious headline that was a dig at me was green lit, when I did something similar as a joke I got a ban for a day.
 
2012-10-06 01:53:20 PM  
Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?
 
2012-10-06 01:54:42 PM  

poisonedpawn78: NFL QB Conversation

Incase anyone hasnt seen this yet. Some great jokes.


I lost it at "EAT shiat AND DIE WILSON"
 
2012-10-06 01:59:04 PM  

SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?


While I appreciate that you're trying to be gentlemanly about it, I just cannot summon up any love or respect for the Noles. I would like y'all to not screw up a ridiculous game this year so we can ruin your NC championship dreams at the end of the season, so there's that.

/Go Gators.
 
2012-10-06 02:00:08 PM  

bemis23: SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?

While I appreciate that you're trying to be gentlemanly about it, I just cannot summon up any love or respect for the Noles. I would like y'all to not screw up a ridiculous game this year so we can ruin your NC championship dreams at the end of the season, so there's that.

/Go Gators.


Also, I may go to the ATM machine and use my PIN # to get some cash money so I buy seat tickets for the game.

/been drinking
 
2012-10-06 02:03:50 PM  
The Heels' offense is starting to click, they're up 28-17 on VT now.
 
2012-10-06 02:04:37 PM  

SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?


Having attended both Florida and Florida State (undergrad and grad school, respectively), I know of no real football fans that could ever be that magnanimous. Hell, I was barely able to not (vocally) root against FSU when I was studying in Tally.

Now, I know many Florida fans that will root for LSU as long as they're not playing Florida, but that's a whole different rivalry, altogether.

/Go Gators!
 
2012-10-06 02:05:59 PM  
It is absolutely infuriating watching Navy or Army when they have the ball. On nearly every snap, the wingback will go in motion before stopping and then the entire goddamn offense turns and looks towards the sidelines for the audible. Are you telling me West Point and Annapolis students can't call their own audibles or that the whole offense has to look at the sideline?
 
2012-10-06 02:08:27 PM  
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Smokey has an off week but next week we get our first SEC win against Miss. ST
 
2012-10-06 02:09:11 PM  
Hey...McGloin...THROW THE BALL
 
2012-10-06 02:11:06 PM  
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2012-10-06 02:12:24 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Smokey has an off week but next week we get our first SEC win against Miss. ST


Yeah I don't think miss St will lose to UT, Dooley may need to update his resume.
 
2012-10-06 02:12:34 PM  

lecavalier: It is absolutely infuriating watching Navy or Army when they have the ball. On nearly every snap, the wingback will go in motion before stopping and then the entire goddamn offense turns and looks towards the sidelines for the audible. Are you telling me West Point and Annapolis students can't call their own audibles or that the whole offense has to look at the sideline?


You could:

a, take your meds.
b. change the channel
c. both A and B
d. go get some cheese to go with that whine.
 
2012-10-06 02:13:39 PM  

steamingpile: ModernPrimitive01: Smokey has an off week but next week we get our first SEC win against Miss. ST

Yeah I don't think miss St will lose to UT, Dooley may need to update his resume.


I hope UT loses that game too. We won't need the resume boost after we beat LSU anyway.
 
2012-10-06 02:13:53 PM  

melewen: SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?

Having attended both Florida and Florida State (undergrad and grad school, respectively), I know of no real football fans that could ever be that magnanimous. Hell, I was barely able to not (vocally) root against FSU when I was studying in Tally.

Now, I know many Florida fans that will root for LSU as long as they're not playing Florida, but that's a whole different rivalry, altogether.

/Go Gators!


too bad that you could not get into a good school.
 
2012-10-06 02:13:57 PM  
TOUCHDOWN PENN STATE
 
2012-10-06 02:14:15 PM  
The Hokies get a golden break on a botched punt catch, but they can't quite make it into the end zone. 28-20, UNC.
 
2012-10-06 02:15:26 PM  

chuckufarlie: lecavalier: It is absolutely infuriating watching Navy or Army when they have the ball. On nearly every snap, the wingback will go in motion before stopping and then the entire goddamn offense turns and looks towards the sidelines for the audible. Are you telling me West Point and Annapolis students can't call their own audibles or that the whole offense has to look at the sideline?

You could:

a, take your meds.
b. change the channel
c. both A and B
d. go get some cheese to go with that whine.


Of course, everybody wants officer trainees to be able to make decisions, but you also want them to be able to take, follow and execute orders.
 
2012-10-06 02:15:43 PM  

chuckufarlie: lecavalier: It is absolutely infuriating watching Navy or Army when they have the ball. On nearly every snap, the wingback will go in motion before stopping and then the entire goddamn offense turns and looks towards the sidelines for the audible. Are you telling me West Point and Annapolis students can't call their own audibles or that the whole offense has to look at the sideline?

You could:

a, take your meds.
b. change the channel
c. both A and B
d. go get some cheese to go with that whine.


1. I finally said something after a couple of years of seeing this; it isn't like I just snapped after seeing it for a half.
2. I have money on Navy.
3. You are complaining about my complaining, so shall I offer you some Gruyere, too?
 
2012-10-06 02:17:07 PM  

bemis23: SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?

While I appreciate that you're trying to be gentlemanly about it, I just cannot summon up any love or respect for the Noles. I would like y'all to not screw up a ridiculous game this year so we can ruin your NC championship dreams at the end of the season, so there's that.

/Go Gators.


That's all I was trying to say, man. Go Gators

/It's just that I've had a long night and I hate the farkin' Eagles, Man.
 
2012-10-06 02:18:06 PM  
If Auburn loses this game it will be definitive proof that Gene Cheesedick is a terrible coach.

/hashtag
 
2012-10-06 02:18:57 PM  

SoupJohnB: bemis23: SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?

While I appreciate that you're trying to be gentlemanly about it, I just cannot summon up any love or respect for the Noles. I would like y'all to not screw up a ridiculous game this year so we can ruin your NC championship dreams at the end of the season, so there's that.

/Go Gators.

That's all I was trying to say, man. Go Gators

/It's just that I've had a long night and I hate the farkin' Eagles, Man.


Hey at least I was pretty civil about it. After a few more beers, that may change....
 
2012-10-06 02:20:52 PM  
Buffalo is starting to get on my nerves.
 
2012-10-06 02:23:29 PM  
Navy ties it up
 
2012-10-06 02:24:36 PM  
And Auburn finally scores a touchdown. 10-7 Arky.
 
2012-10-06 02:25:30 PM  

bemis23: And Auburn finally scores a touchdown. 10-7 Arky.


Assuming the play holds up on review and they make the PAT.
 
2012-10-06 02:33:17 PM  
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Watching PSU
 
2012-10-06 02:33:42 PM  

bemis23: SoupJohnB: bemis23: SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?

While I appreciate that you're trying to be gentlemanly about it, I just cannot summon up any love or respect for the Noles. I would like y'all to not screw up a ridiculous game this year so we can ruin your NC championship dreams at the end of the season, so there's that.

/Go Gators.

That's all I was trying to say, man. Go Gators

/It's just that I've had a long night and I hate the farkin' Eagles, Man.

Hey at least I was pretty civil about it. After a few more beers, that may change....


Didn't mean to be uncivil, amigo.

/Opens beer and offers a truce tap with your beer
 
2012-10-06 02:33:55 PM  
N'Western return for TD. Woot.
 
2012-10-06 02:36:46 PM  
Geaux Tigers!

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2012-10-06 02:37:32 PM  

MyEnamine: If Auburn loses this game it will be definitive proof that Gene Cheesedick is a terrible coach.

/hashtag


I think everyone already knew that.

Well, non Auburn people anyway.

TD Arkansas
/ color guy has mentioned petrino 3 times in the last sentence regarding how he's coaching this game.
 
2012-10-06 02:39:01 PM  

SoupJohnB: bemis23: SoupJohnB: bemis23: SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?

While I appreciate that you're trying to be gentlemanly about it, I just cannot summon up any love or respect for the Noles. I would like y'all to not screw up a ridiculous game this year so we can ruin your NC championship dreams at the end of the season, so there's that.

/Go Gators.

That's all I was trying to say, man. Go Gators

/It's just that I've had a long night and I hate the farkin' Eagles, Man.

Hey at least I was pretty civil about it. After a few more beers, that may change....

Didn't mean to be uncivil, amigo.

/Opens beer and offers a truce tap with your beer


I think you may have misunderstood me. I was congratulating me on being civil to a Nole, not berating you for being uncivil.

/cheers
 
2012-10-06 02:40:51 PM  
Oh, there is a petrino

*removes foot from mouth*
 
2012-10-06 02:41:37 PM  
The Arkansas wide receiver is a bettter quarterback than either Auburn quarterback.
 
2012-10-06 02:42:18 PM  
Eight sacks!
 
2012-10-06 02:43:44 PM  
Touchdown, Bobcats!

31-24
 
2012-10-06 02:46:19 PM  
The PSU running back just had his ankles grabbed. No, he didn't grab his own ankles.

- The announcers may or may not be going for the double entenedresdnesss
 
2012-10-06 02:46:33 PM  
Loved the signs pre-game today. Best one was "Cock Slap Georgia"
 
2012-10-06 02:46:39 PM  
So Arkansas beats Auburn, but I'm still not sure who's better. Auburn and Arkansas are both challenging Kentucky in the race to the bottom of the conference. Even Ole Miss is better than this.
 
2012-10-06 02:49:21 PM  
For this gator, the only school I feel anything close to contempt for is Auburn. This is all due to an unfortunate incident involving a scurillous biatch, a pom pom and the Kappa Alpha block seating.
 
2012-10-06 02:50:28 PM  
TD PSU + 2 Pt conversion
 
2012-10-06 02:54:20 PM  
How shiatty of a coach is Gene Cheesedick to be out coached by John L. Smith?
 
2012-10-06 02:54:24 PM  
UNC field-strips the VT ball-carrier. I guess that naval weapons course paid off.
 
2012-10-06 02:55:04 PM  
And UConn goes full Keystone Cops.
 
2012-10-06 02:55:14 PM  

Browncoat: How shiatty of a coach is Gene Cheesedick to be out coached by John L. Smith?


I think Auburn is going to get rid of the Chizrag before the end of the season.
 
2012-10-06 02:55:53 PM  
Dear Auburn,
Re: Arkansas game

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sincerely,
Everybody
 
2012-10-06 02:56:05 PM  

WhyteRaven74: And UConn goes full Keystone Cops.


Never go full Keystone Cops?
 
2012-10-06 02:57:57 PM  

Browncoat: How shiatty of a coach is Gene Cheesedick to be out coached by John L. Smith?


Give Auburn a break. The check didn't clear for the good players. They had to fall back on these players
 
2012-10-06 02:59:32 PM  

Aar1012: Give Auburn a break. The check didn't clear for the good players. They had to fall back on these players


BOOM headshot
 
2012-10-06 02:59:56 PM  
Just got back to the thread and...HOW THE HELL IS MICHIGAN STATE STILL SO FAR BEHIND IU???

/Really Sparty, really?
 
2012-10-06 03:00:07 PM  

Aar1012: Browncoat: How shiatty of a coach is Gene Cheesedick to be out coached by John L. Smith?

Give Auburn a break. The check didn't clear for the good players. They had to fall back on these players


Thing is, individually their players aren't all terrible. As a team they're awful though and Cheesedick is a shiatty coach.
 
2012-10-06 03:00:55 PM  
OK nevermind, they just scored so now it's only a 3-point game with 8 minutes still left
 
2012-10-06 03:01:11 PM  
VT finally gets a big return for a TD, but highly questionable 2-point conversion attempt.
 
2012-10-06 03:04:56 PM  
VA Tech getting smacked by the Tar Heels

/but - Gannett - get that farking 'you will lose Dish' crawl off the top of the damn screen - shesh
 
2012-10-06 03:09:55 PM  
I need the Nitanny Lion brand defibrillator STAT
 
2012-10-06 03:11:41 PM  
TD Spartans 31-27
 
2012-10-06 03:13:29 PM  
Getting close to game time for my Gators.... I love getting these pre-game jitters before a huge game in the Swamp. Wish I could be there, it's gonna be NUTS.

GO GATORS!

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2012-10-06 03:15:17 PM  
And looks like it's Penn State's game
 
2012-10-06 03:19:53 PM  
I will ask the following questions, as I've done every week, because every week I've seen Penn State on either ABC or ESPN/ESPN2.

WHY DOES PENN STATE NOT HAVE A TELEVISION BAN?

ALSO, WHY DOES ESPN KEEP SHOWING PENN STATE GAMES?

Again, someone tell me how taking away scholarships "makes up" for child abuse, when EACH AND EVERY WEEK Penn State gets to project their message for four hours on NATIONAL TELEVISION.
 
2012-10-06 03:20:34 PM  
It's a fortyburger in Chapel Hill!
 
2012-10-06 03:22:05 PM  

puffy999: I will ask the following questions, as I've done every week, because every week I've seen Penn State on either ABC or ESPN/ESPN2.

WHY DOES PENN STATE NOT HAVE A TELEVISION BAN?

ALSO, WHY DOES ESPN KEEP SHOWING PENN STATE GAMES?

Again, someone tell me how taking away scholarships "makes up" for child abuse, when EACH AND EVERY WEEK Penn State gets to project their message for four hours on NATIONAL TELEVISION.


Link
 
2012-10-06 03:22:30 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: VA Tech getting smacked by the Tar Heels

/but - Gannett - get that farking 'you will lose Dish' crawl off the top of the damn screen - shesh


Whut?
 
2012-10-06 03:23:31 PM  

puffy999: I will ask the following questions, as I've done every week, because every week I've seen Penn State on either ABC or ESPN/ESPN2.

WHY DOES PENN STATE NOT HAVE A TELEVISION BAN?

ALSO, WHY DOES ESPN KEEP SHOWING PENN STATE GAMES?

Again, someone tell me how taking away scholarships "makes up" for child abuse, when EACH AND EVERY WEEK Penn State gets to project their message for four hours on NATIONAL TELEVISION.


Personally, I think espn or the like is waiting for some fan to do something stupid.

As an alum...here's a dead horse for you to beat.
 
2012-10-06 03:24:18 PM  
VT dagron gets intercepted, this game is spiraling away from them quickly.
 
2012-10-06 03:24:59 PM  

puffy999: I will ask the following questions, as I've done every week, because every week I've seen Penn State on either ABC or ESPN/ESPN2.

WHY DOES PENN STATE NOT HAVE A TELEVISION BAN?

ALSO, WHY DOES ESPN KEEP SHOWING PENN STATE GAMES?

Again, someone tell me how taking away scholarships "makes up" for child abuse, when EACH AND EVERY WEEK Penn State gets to project their message for four hours on NATIONAL TELEVISION.


Cause you don't get it.
 
2012-10-06 03:25:51 PM  
P.S. Sorry for troll feeding.
 
2012-10-06 03:26:51 PM  
Just turned my TV on and found that the UNC/VT game is still somehow only in the 3rd and they won't be switching to the UF/LSU game until it ends (damn RDU area). Anyone know of a stream for the game?
 
2012-10-06 03:26:57 PM  

UNC_Samurai: It's a fortyburger in Chapel Hill!


I'm conflicted about this game. On the one hand, UNC still remains a competitor to the Canes for the Coastal Division so I can't outright root for them.

On the other, watching the Tar Heels make yet another dent into Virginia Tech's already colossal fail of a season makes it hard to not cheer for them.
 
2012-10-06 03:27:23 PM  
Rock Chalk dead hawk
 
2012-10-06 03:28:14 PM  
Nevermind, it looks like cbssports.com will have it. Who would have thunk it?
 
2012-10-06 03:28:14 PM  

steamingpile: AliceBToklasLives: VA Tech getting smacked by the Tar Heels

/but - Gannett - get that farking 'you will lose Dish' crawl off the top of the damn screen - shesh

Whut?


Carry dispute - so every station owned by Gannett (like 9 in Denver) gets to watch a big ass crawl over the top of the screen trolling Dish Network

/since I get it OTA, I don't care
//anyways, the big boys (LSU/FLA) are playing on another channel in 5 minutes
 
2012-10-06 03:28:46 PM  

geom_00: As an alum...here's a dead horse for you to beat.


This. If anything, they're glorifying the (now 4-2) players and replacement coaches, none of whom had anything to do with what went on. To think they did is just completely going into full delusion mode. Like Jack Welch / Sarah Palin level delusion.
 
2012-10-06 03:30:14 PM  

geom_00: Personally, I think espn or the like is waiting for some fan to do something stupid.


My complaint isn't about Penn State necessarily... I thought they got hosed in a "different" way. Again, they should've kept their scholarships (heck, I think they should have been allowed in bowls if selected; no BCS bowls or postseason championship of any kind, but the Meineke Hair Care Bowling Bowl would have been fine), but had a regular season TV ban and a much larger fine for the athletic department. That's on the NCAA.

BUT, just because they can be shown, does not mean they should be shown. Surely, there's more than one BigTen program that plays a routine "early" game. I would love, on national television,for someone to bring this up regarding ESPN. Not ON ESPN, because you'd get the same crap you get when an intelligent person challenges an idiot on Fox News or a talk show, but on other networks (like they have the attention span). Considering the horrors caused and how everyone cried for vengeance, it seems as if plenty of people just stop giving a shiat. Heck, if someone is writing a book about the evil deeds of ESPN and how it's really f*cked up the sports world, particularly after the Disney acquisition, this would be another great story to include.
 
2012-10-06 03:30:37 PM  

puffy999: ALSO, WHY DOES ESPN KEEP SHOWING PENN STATE GAMES?


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2012-10-06 03:32:31 PM  

UNC_Samurai: VT dagron gets intercepted, this game is spiraling away from them quickly.


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2012-10-06 03:33:02 PM  
And IU blows two huge leads to finally lose to Michigan State.
 
2012-10-06 03:33:12 PM  
Ok. It's game time. Tigers are nothin' but GATORBAIT!
 
2012-10-06 03:35:01 PM  
Also, Boston College is about to lose to Army.

What's the O/U on Frank Spaziani getting the pink slip by Monday?
 
2012-10-06 03:35:12 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: steamingpile: AliceBToklasLives: VA Tech getting smacked by the Tar Heels

/but - Gannett - get that farking 'you will lose Dish' crawl off the top of the damn screen - shesh

Whut?

Carry dispute - so every station owned by Gannett (like 9 in Denver) gets to watch a big ass crawl over the top of the screen trolling Dish Network

/since I get it OTA, I don't care
//anyways, the big boys (LSU/FLA) are playing on another channel in 5 minutes


Ohhhh and isn't dish based in Denver?

/or echostar
//whatever their name is
 
2012-10-06 03:36:47 PM  

steamingpile: Cause you don't get it.


I get it, "We are UnrePENNtant STATE!!!"
 
2012-10-06 03:37:43 PM  

geom_00: P.S. Sorry for troll feeding.


That's not a troll. I don't have a memory like an average voter.

Sometimes, ratings should not be the be-all, end-all of television, even in athletics. I live a couple hours away from my former campus, yet due to some bullshiat with my cable company, I have a hard time seeing my alma matter on television (even though they're undefeated and in the top 15). That's not because of ratings, but because Paul Allen is a dick. However, I find it absurd that I've seen more of Penn State than I've seen of even Miami (one of those programs usually given carte blanche treatment by ESPN).
 
2012-10-06 03:38:03 PM  

puffy999: geom_00: Personally, I think espn or the like is waiting for some fan to do something stupid.

My complaint isn't about Penn State necessarily... I thought they got hosed in a "different" way. Again, they should've kept their scholarships (heck, I think they should have been allowed in bowls if selected; no BCS bowls or postseason championship of any kind, but the Meineke Hair Care Bowling Bowl would have been fine), but had a regular season TV ban and a much larger fine for the athletic department. That's on the NCAA.

BUT, just because they can be shown, does not mean they should be shown. Surely, there's more than one BigTen program that plays a routine "early" game. I would love, on national television,for someone to bring this up regarding ESPN. Not ON ESPN, because you'd get the same crap you get when an intelligent person challenges an idiot on Fox News or a talk show, but on other networks (like they have the attention span). Considering the horrors caused and how everyone cried for vengeance, it seems as if plenty of people just stop giving a shiat. Heck, if someone is writing a book about the evil deeds of ESPN and how it's really f*cked up the sports world, particularly after the Disney acquisition, this would be another great story to include.


It was a select few in the school so you're response is to punish the entire school and all of those attached to their economic machine. Yeah that makes sense.
 
2012-10-06 03:38:55 PM  

steamingpile: It was a select few in the school so you're response is to punish the entire school and all of those attached to their economic machine. Yeah that makes sense.


Those "select few" happen to run the entire school.
 
2012-10-06 03:39:21 PM  
Dammit, Doe, don't look like a deer in headlights.
 
2012-10-06 03:39:27 PM  
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Ohio 38 - 31 Buffalo

6-0 Baby!!

Stand Up and Cheer!
 
2012-10-06 03:40:44 PM  
Err, forgot to add re: Oregon State sports.
Not when they are on ESPN, of course, but that's rare. They used to be on Fox Sports regularly, but since becoming Root Sports fewer and fewer Oregon games have played (and, incidentally, apparently the UTAH JAZZ are now our default NBA franchise in southern Oregon because they're so regularly on Root Sports... because Paul Allen, the owner of Charter Cable, cannot get a contract with Comcast Sports Network, the exclusive provider of Portland Trail Blazers basketball games... a team owned by Paul Allen...).
 
2012-10-06 03:40:45 PM  

bemis23: SoupJohnB: bemis23: SoupJohnB: bemis23: SoupJohnB: Go Noles. And 'til we play them, Go Canes and Go Gators

/Then we farkin' crush them

//*tink* *tink* Is this thing on? Anybody here from Florida?

While I appreciate that you're trying to be gentlemanly about it, I just cannot summon up any love or respect for the Noles. I would like y'all to not screw up a ridiculous game this year so we can ruin your NC championship dreams at the end of the season, so there's that.

/Go Gators.

That's all I was trying to say, man. Go Gators

/It's just that I've had a long night and I hate the farkin' Eagles, Man.

Hey at least I was pretty civil about it. After a few more beers, that may change....

Didn't mean to be uncivil, amigo.

/Opens beer and offers a truce tap with your beer

I think you may have misunderstood me. I was congratulating me on being civil to a Nole, not berating you for being uncivil.

/cheers


We cool, we cool, right?

/Gators win the toss
 
2012-10-06 03:41:53 PM  
DAGRON in Chapel Hill, VT got the 2 even.
 
2012-10-06 03:41:57 PM  
Dagron. 66yd TD for VT. And they got the 2pt. 45-34 UNC.
 
2012-10-06 03:42:12 PM  
That was a pretty good catch on that 2-point conversion.

Hokies still down by 11 and they show no signs of being able to stop UNC from eating clock.
 
2012-10-06 03:43:08 PM  
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2012-10-06 03:43:32 PM  
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2012-10-06 03:43:36 PM  
Worst part about watching ACC football? Hardee's commercials.
 
2012-10-06 03:44:01 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: steamingpile: It was a select few in the school so you're response is to punish the entire school and all of those attached to their economic machine. Yeah that makes sense.

Those "select few" happen to run the entire school.


And are either in jail, dead, or on trial.

Argument over, trolls can stop now.
 
2012-10-06 03:45:13 PM  

steamingpile: AliceBToklasLives: steamingpile: AliceBToklasLives: VA Tech getting smacked by the Tar Heels

/but - Gannett - get that farking 'you will lose Dish' crawl off the top of the damn screen - shesh

Whut?

Carry dispute - so every station owned by Gannett (like 9 in Denver) gets to watch a big ass crawl over the top of the screen trolling Dish Network

/since I get it OTA, I don't care
//anyways, the big boys (LSU/FLA) are playing on another channel in 5 minutes

Ohhhh and isn't dish based in Denver?

/or echostar
//whatever their name is


Yep - Dish is in unincorporated tax free Douglas County - imagine the embarrassment if they couldn't carry the local NBC affiliate --- so their customers could get DIV III games, but no Miami/Notre Dame
 
2012-10-06 03:45:41 PM  

mikaloyd: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x237]


Miguel Cabrera, you just knocked that one out of the park. Here's your silver slugger and your complimentary case of beer.
 
2012-10-06 03:45:59 PM  
Greetings at this unholy hour from Japan, where my brain has woken me up to watch football!
 
2012-10-06 03:46:13 PM  

puffy999: Err, forgot to add re: Oregon State sports.
Not when they are on ESPN, of course, but that's rare. They used to be on Fox Sports regularly, but since becoming Root Sports fewer and fewer Oregon games have played (and, incidentally, apparently the UTAH JAZZ are now our default NBA franchise in southern Oregon because they're so regularly on Root Sports... because Paul Allen, the owner of Charter Cable, cannot get a contract with Comcast Sports Network, the exclusive provider of Portland Trail Blazers basketball games... a team owned by Paul Allen...).


Oh you're just biatching because nobody gives a shiat about the west coast, sorry we only recognize LA as a legitimate sports town.

/and sometimes San Fran
 
2012-10-06 03:46:37 PM  

Donnchadha: [www.wanatix.com image 500x418]

Ohio 38 - 31 Buffalo

6-0 Baby!!

Stand Up and Cheer!


Nearly lost my mind at some moments. The two back to back holding calls was the worst.
 
2012-10-06 03:46:44 PM  
W00t! TD SOONERS!!!
 
2012-10-06 03:47:44 PM  
That comment about Monte Ball going from leading the nation in rush yards to being seventh in the Big Ten was depressing.
 
2012-10-06 03:48:47 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: That comment about Monte Ball going from leading the nation in rush yards to being seventh in the Big Ten was depressing.


Wisconsin's offensive line last year was really, really good.
 
2012-10-06 03:52:47 PM  

LadyBelgara: Greetings at this unholy hour from Japan, where my brain has woken me up to watch football!


Geeez and I thought the satellite sports bar was nuts kicking me out when we were Amsterdam last year, it was almost 3am though and I think they closed almost an hour earlier.
 
2012-10-06 03:53:47 PM  
Is it bad that I kinda want LSU to lose just because I don't want the potential for a rematch in the National Championship again?
 
2012-10-06 03:53:51 PM  

puffy999: geom_00: Personally, I think espn or the like is waiting for some fan to do something stupid.

My complaint isn't about Penn State necessarily... I thought they got hosed in a "different" way. Again, they should've kept their scholarships (heck, I think they should have been allowed in bowls if selected; no BCS bowls or postseason championship of any kind, but the Meineke Hair Care Bowling Bowl would have been fine), but had a regular season TV ban and a much larger fine for the athletic department. That's on the NCAA.



The biggest reason they didn't get a television ban (and why nobody will get a television ban again) is because you're not just punishing the team, you're punishing their opponents as well. How many nationally televised games do you think Ohio, Kent State, and Temple are going to get this year? Probably not many. But they got on national television when they played Penn State and Ohio State this year.

TV bans made sense back in the 1970s when the NCAA controlled who played on television and there was a limit on the number of times a team could be on television in any given year. Nowadays, it's a bigger punishment and it effects teams that didn't do anything wrong. Not to mention that there is a question of whether the NCAA even has the power to levy a TV ban given that the contracts are between the conferences and the networks and not the NCAA and the networks. The NCAA hasn't levied a TV ban in twenty years and I doubt they will any time soon.

/No whether ESPN SHOULD be airing these games is a different story.
 
2012-10-06 03:54:22 PM  

Aar1012: Nearly lost my mind at some moments. The two back to back holding calls was the worst.


They just wanted the following 36 yard pass play to be all the more humiliating

Also, what game were the refs watching?
 
2012-10-06 03:54:59 PM  

steamingpile: Oh you're just biatching because nobody gives a shiat about the west coast, sorry we only recognize LA as a legitimate sports town.


Who f*cking cares about that? We don't rape kids out here, just as they don't rape them in the south (they marry them).
 
2012-10-06 03:56:36 PM  

puffy999: steamingpile: Oh you're just biatching because nobody gives a shiat about the west coast, sorry we only recognize LA as a legitimate sports town.

Who f*cking cares about that? We don't rape kids out here, just as they don't rape them in the south (they marry them).


Yeah Polly klass would disagree.
 
2012-10-06 03:56:52 PM  

Donnchadha: Also, what game were the refs watching?


The scab refs needed a new gig?
 
2012-10-06 03:57:24 PM  

steamingpile: Geeez and I thought the satellite sports bar was nuts kicking me out when we were Amsterdam last year, it was almost 3am though and I think they closed almost an hour earlier.


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2012-10-06 03:58:03 PM  
Iowa State trolling the fark out of TCU
 
2012-10-06 04:00:27 PM  
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GAME TIME! BTFU!!!
 
2012-10-06 04:00:53 PM  
Puffy,

Sorry for calling you a troll. After reading your longer post, I do kind of get what your are saying.

That being said...enough about PSU. Other games are on. Let's not have this thread go full herp derp.
 
2012-10-06 04:01:43 PM  

rugman11: The biggest reason they didn't get a television ban (and why nobody will get a television ban again) is because you're not just punishing the team, you're punishing their opponents as well. How many nationally televised games do you think Ohio, Kent State, and Temple are going to get this year? Probably not many. But they got on national television when they played Penn State and Ohio State this year.


I can accept the reasoning, and I understand it, but I just don't think those guys should matter. Not their fault, but still the fault of their opponent.

In reality, they care more about big games or "rivalries" involving Penn State, which is the big reason why they have no true TV ban levied by the NCAA. So, yeah, I'd have been fine with seeing PSU versus Michigan/MSU/Ohio State/ND/whoever they may play in the future that's a big-name program on ABC; even today's game was worth having on ESPN, given Northwestern's success this year. But even had both teams been winless, it still would have been on... but I mean, yeah, Temple? Ohio? Meh.
 
2012-10-06 04:02:30 PM  
Who the fark thought that iPhone commercial was a good idea? That was nearly as bad as "WHEEEEEEE, WHEEEEEEE"
 
2012-10-06 04:02:43 PM  

steamingpile: Yeah Polly klass would disagree.


California is too Catholic to count.
 
2012-10-06 04:03:12 PM  

Sargun: Who the fark thought that iPhone commercial was a good idea? That was nearly as bad as "WHEEEEEEE, WHEEEEEEE"


I've sort of lost whatever respect I gained for Jeff Daniels from the Newsroom.
 
2012-10-06 04:03:23 PM  

Aar1012: Donnchadha: Also, what game were the refs watching?

The scab refs needed a new gig?


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2012-10-06 04:03:40 PM  

geom_00: Let's not have this thread go full herp derp


To be fair, the only person who seems to be going herp derp is the one whose name befits his personality, but I mean, that would be happening regardless of the point of discussion.
 
2012-10-06 04:03:53 PM  

Sargun: Who the fark thought that iPhone commercial was a good idea?


Which one?
 
2012-10-06 04:04:18 PM  
Why the hell did we use a timeout there?
 
2012-10-06 04:04:25 PM  

puffy999: steamingpile: Yeah Polly klass would disagree.

California is too Catholic to count.


Uh huh, then the green river killer disagrees, face the westcoast is nutty as hell.
 
2012-10-06 04:04:49 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I've sort of lost whatever respect I gained for Jeff Daniels from the Newsroom.


Man, the Dude just needed some new Creedence tapes. It's not a f*cking travesty, Man!
 
2012-10-06 04:05:28 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Sargun: Who the fark thought that iPhone commercial was a good idea?

Which one?


Any of them? I think they should do some "retro" iPhone commercials with the silhouettes on bright backgrounds
 
2012-10-06 04:06:14 PM  

steamingpile: Uh huh, then the green river killer disagrees, face the westcoast is nutty as hell.


Hell there are plenty of murderers up here, just as there are all over the US (and particularly in large cities or isolated areas), but I don't see what that has to do with the point of discussion. Jerry Sandusky may have killed hopes and dreams, but I mean, he left his victims still breathing.
 
2012-10-06 04:06:28 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Sargun: Who the fark thought that iPhone commercial was a good idea?

Which one?


All of them.
 
2012-10-06 04:06:49 PM  

puffy999: geom_00: Let's not have this thread go full herp derp

To be fair, the only person who seems to be going herp derp is the one whose name befits his personality, but I mean, that would be happening regardless of the point of discussion.


Funny we have had what 3 weeks of cfb threads with pretty much zero issues until you had to derp it up with WHY DOES A MAJOR PROGRAM......shiat.

Large programs always get breaks, accept it and move on.
 
2012-10-06 04:07:08 PM  
Does LSU's quarterback know he can look to the left? Might have helped him out there, instead just looking forward or to the right. Missed the receiver getting wide open on the corner blitz as well as the corner blitz.
 
2012-10-06 04:07:12 PM  
Ooh, the Duke/UVA game is on Espn3! Let's see how bad we..hey, tied 14-14? HOORAY!
 
2012-10-06 04:07:32 PM  
Keystone Kops play at TT vs OU
 
2012-10-06 04:07:59 PM  

LadyBelgara: Why the hell did we use a timeout there?


Because you root for Michigan?

Hi there Lady!
 
2012-10-06 04:08:12 PM  
Okay I'm bored with that now, I'd rather do trolling back-and-forth in a politics thread. Will still make legitimate discussion regarding other issues.

Arizona just had a great catch. Pac12 refs found a way to somehow screw up the call but still give possession to the right team... and they still reviewed it and changed the call (from a fumble/recovery to a reception that rolled off of a player's back).
 
2012-10-06 04:08:17 PM  

steamingpile: Large programs always get breaks,


That's kind of the problem, they shouldn't.
 
2012-10-06 04:10:35 PM  

steamingpile: puffy999: geom_00: Let's not have this thread go full herp derp

To be fair, the only person who seems to be going herp derp is the one whose name befits his personality, but I mean, that would be happening regardless of the point of discussion.

Funny we have had what 3 weeks of cfb threads with pretty much zero issues until you had to derp it up with WHY DOES A MAJOR PROGRAM......shiat.

Large programs always get breaks, accept it and move on.


Puffy you are this close (holds thumb and forefinger 1/2 " apart) to getting the big I IGNORE YOU speech and dressing down by steamingpile. Watch yourself.
 
2012-10-06 04:11:01 PM  

puffy999: steamingpile: Yeah Polly klass would disagree.

California is too Catholic to count.


Good god, just shut up already. Vent your anger elsewhere. You're contributing nothing to the thread but herpderp.
 
2012-10-06 04:11:30 PM  

steamingpile: Funny we have had what 3 weeks of cfb threads with pretty much zero issues until you had to derp it up with WHY DOES A MAJOR PROGRAM......shiat.


I've actually brought this discussion up every week I've been cognizant enough after work to post for the earlier games. Go ahead, go back and re-read those threads. Most of the time, different perspectives and a generally good discussion. I always bring it up because I also recall the threads where I was hammered for being "too soft" on Penn State, because I didn't enjoy the scholarship penalties but wanted actual fiscal punishment. At the time, I really didn't expect them to literally be, aside from Alabama, the most televised college football program this year.

But then you showed up this week, took a post by someone else that he's even taken back, and ran it into derp. So, yeah, I'm putting you back where you belong.
 
2012-10-06 04:11:41 PM  
Can we just go back to talking about actual football?
 
2012-10-06 04:12:08 PM  
Hate to say it, but Driskel is looking to hard for a play to make. The last sack was very reminiscent of the Texas A&M game.
 
2012-10-06 04:12:10 PM  
Ill int.

Hold them, Badgers.
 
2012-10-06 04:12:12 PM  

Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?


Duke just got an actual stop on 3rd and short!

/it's the small things
 
2012-10-06 04:12:50 PM  

Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?


THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
 
2012-10-06 04:13:09 PM  

Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?


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Woo!! Football!!
 
2012-10-06 04:14:21 PM  

cookiefleck: Vent your anger elsewhere.


Seriously, you're upset at what's obviously a joke? That's kind of... well, that's kind-of like steamingpile.

And I'm actually not angry. See, adults are able to discuss things in the world without getting angry.
 
2012-10-06 04:14:54 PM  

Donnchadha: Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?

[img.rasset.ie image 642x482]

Woo!! Football!!


That dude is holding the biggest sphere of KY jelly Ive ever seen.
 
2012-10-06 04:16:31 PM  

geom_00: LadyBelgara: Why the hell did we use a timeout there?

Because you root for Michigan?

Hi there Lady!


Hiiii! Not sure how the hell I'm awake, but hey!
 
2012-10-06 04:17:11 PM  

Donnchadha: Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?

[img.rasset.ie image 642x482]

Woo!! Football!!


Is that guy going to go chop some wood after he's done on the pitch?
 
2012-10-06 04:17:23 PM  

LadyBelgara: geom_00: LadyBelgara: Why the hell did we use a timeout there?

Because you root for Michigan?

Hi there Lady!

Hiiii! Not sure how the hell I'm awake, but hey!


Yo bel
 
2012-10-06 04:17:29 PM  

mikaloyd: Donnchadha: Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?

[img.rasset.ie image 642x482]

Woo!! Football!!

That dude is holding the biggest sphere of KY jelly Ive ever seen.


I noticed that after I posted it. I think it's for "Kerry"?
 
2012-10-06 04:18:08 PM  
Dear CBS:

That montage of Florida fans really did not help show the people of Florida in a good light.

Sincerely,

Aar1012
 
2012-10-06 04:18:53 PM  

Pop quiz, hotshot ... who said the following:

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I realize that I am full of shiat, but no more so than anyone else, I just chose to recognize this fact and not wallow in ignorance.



Was it:

a) Lee Corso b) Barack Obama C) steamingpile d) Drew
 
2012-10-06 04:19:17 PM  

Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?


On FARK?

/wanders off to GIS "tracy wolfson hot"
 
2012-10-06 04:19:22 PM  

Aar1012: Dear CBS:

That montage of Florida fans really did not help show the people of Florida in a good light.

Sincerely,

Aar1012


Hey, they can only work with what they've got
 
2012-10-06 04:19:31 PM  

mikaloyd: LadyBelgara: geom_00: LadyBelgara: Why the hell did we use a timeout there?

Because you root for Michigan?

Hi there Lady!

Hiiii! Not sure how the hell I'm awake, but hey!

Yo bel


Mika! How the hell are you?

Oh, and TD Michigan XD
 
2012-10-06 04:20:02 PM  

Aar1012: Dear CBS:

That montage of Florida fans really did not help show the people of Florida in a good light.

Sincerely,

Aar1012


pffft thats nothing. You shoulda seen what TBS showed Atlanta fans doing last night.
 
2012-10-06 04:20:05 PM  
Stanford's TROLLOLOL scorews a touchdown.

I mean, Troilolo
 
2012-10-06 04:20:47 PM  

mikaloyd: You shoulda seen what TBS showed Atlanta fans doing last night.


That's called the "Ted Turner at a casino" maneuver.
 
2012-10-06 04:20:48 PM  

puffy999: Stanford's TROLLOLOL scorews a touchdown.

I mean, Troilolo


I hope he makes it to the NFL, then NBC will play the Trolololo song when he scores
 
2012-10-06 04:21:08 PM  

puffy999: cookiefleck: Vent your anger elsewhere.

Seriously, you're upset at what's obviously a joke? That's kind of... well, that's kind-of like steamingpile.

And I'm actually not angry. See, adults are able to discuss things in the world without getting angry.


I call BS on that. You were stating what you really felt and when people started calling you out, you pulled the whole "Hurrr, I was just trolling, lol" cowardly card
 
2012-10-06 04:21:15 PM  
Please help darker stuck at wedding. Need link for lsu Florida thank
 
2012-10-06 04:21:38 PM  

LadyBelgara: mikaloyd: LadyBelgara: geom_00: LadyBelgara: Why the hell did we use a timeout there?

Because you root for Michigan?

Hi there Lady!

Hiiii! Not sure how the hell I'm awake, but hey!

Yo bel

Mika! How the hell are you?

Oh, and TD Michigan XD


Im well. Hows bel, other than asleep at the screen?
 
2012-10-06 04:22:33 PM  

puffy999: steamingpile: Funny we have had what 3 weeks of cfb threads with pretty much zero issues until you had to derp it up with WHY DOES A MAJOR PROGRAM......shiat.

I've actually brought this discussion up every week I've been cognizant enough after work to post for the earlier games. Go ahead, go back and re-read those threads. Most of the time, different perspectives and a generally good discussion. I always bring it up because I also recall the threads where I was hammered for being "too soft" on Penn State, because I didn't enjoy the scholarship penalties but wanted actual fiscal punishment. At the time, I really didn't expect them to literally be, aside from Alabama, the most televised college football program this year.

But then you showed up this week, took a post by someone else that he's even taken back, and ran it into derp. So, yeah, I'm putting you back where you belong.


Not really, I quoted your original PSU should be nuked from space argument and told you how stupid it was so just quit. I'm not the only one saying so either.

Its CFB day, a holy day where all the worlds problems stop from 12pm until 330am eastern standard time.

/FOOTBALL!
 
2012-10-06 04:23:02 PM  
well the LSU Florida puntapalooza is exciting...
 
2012-10-06 04:23:51 PM  

cookiefleck: You were stating what you really felt and when people started calling you out, you pulled the whole "Hurrr, I was just trolling, lol" cowardly card


About Penn State? Sure.

About ESPN? Sure.

But after the comment that somehow this was about the west coast, it was pretty much asinine mudslinging from there. That's where you chimed in.

So, yeah, what are you trying to say again? That you actually believe that I believe people from various parts of the country ARE in fact child molesters or murderers or incestual? I mean, what are you getting at?
 
2012-10-06 04:23:55 PM  

Dahnkster: Please help darker stuck at wedding. Need link for lsu Florida thank


http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/145089/1/watch-4-lsu-vs-10-florida.h tm l
 
2012-10-06 04:23:56 PM  
Nice to see the Tucson school closing in on Stanford.
 
2012-10-06 04:24:07 PM  

WhyteRaven74: well the LSU Florida puntapalooza is exciting...


It's like watching Canadian football -- except with pansy ass fair catches.
 
2012-10-06 04:24:29 PM  

WhyteRaven74: well the LSU Florida puntapalooza is exciting...


So rematch for the National Championship game?
 
2012-10-06 04:25:22 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: So rematch for the National Championship game?


Wait until the backup tells the head coach to go f*ck himself.
 
2012-10-06 04:25:27 PM  
Fellow farmers please does anybody have a link for live lsu Florida streaming. Thank you dahnkster
 
2012-10-06 04:25:37 PM  
Hey geom_00, I just remembered I wanted to send you on a reconnaissance mission in the Burgh, if you're willing... it involves beer.
 
2012-10-06 04:27:04 PM  

Donnchadha: Aar1012: Can we just go back to talking about actual football?

Woo!! Football!!


Don't remind me, still pissed at uverse for not having any games on
 
2012-10-06 04:27:11 PM  

Dahnkster: Fellow farmers please does anybody have a link for live lsu Florida streaming. Thank you dahnkster


I sent one already
 
2012-10-06 04:27:40 PM  

Donnchadha: Hey geom_00, I just remembered I wanted to send you on a reconnaissance mission in the Burgh, if you're willing... it involves beer.


Your mission, good sir. I'm listening.
 
2012-10-06 04:27:50 PM  
Interception Florida.
 
2012-10-06 04:27:54 PM  
I am going to be watching the Texas v WVU game a married couple's house. One is an OU fan and one is a TTU fan. They are both going to be very drunk by the time I get there, that is if both are still alive by that point.
 
2012-10-06 04:28:16 PM  

WhyteRaven74: well the LSU Florida puntapalooza is exciting...


I can't wait till the LSU/Alabama puntapalooza, myself. Hell, I'm hoping for another SEC/SEC Puntapalooza Championship this year. I always enjoyed botched offense defense lead games.
 
2012-10-06 04:28:26 PM  
WOOO GATORS!

First INT for Mettenberger this game!
 
2012-10-06 04:28:37 PM  

mikaloyd: Im well. Hows bel, other than asleep at the screen?


I am actually wide awake. IT'S FOOTBALL!

I'll pass the fark out again the second the game ends, I'm sure
 
2012-10-06 04:30:09 PM  
It's so strange how my mind is still boggled that people have internet but no access to CBS.

I should know better, just for the fact that the digital conversion made it so that it's impossible to receive one or two antenna stations. And clearly many people just don't have, or want, TVs.. and I can't blame them what with the crap that's on these days (except football).
 
2012-10-06 04:31:01 PM  

LadyBelgara: mikaloyd: Im well. Hows bel, other than asleep at the screen?

I am actually wide awake. IT'S FOOTBALL!

I'll pass the fark out again the second the game ends, I'm sure


Who scored for UMich?
 
2012-10-06 04:31:08 PM  

Aar1012: Dear CBS:

That montage of Florida fans really did not help show the people of Florida in a good light.

Sincerely,

Aar1012


It showed them in a realistic light.
 
2012-10-06 04:31:30 PM  

geom_00: Donnchadha: Hey geom_00, I just remembered I wanted to send you on a reconnaissance mission in the Burgh, if you're willing... it involves beer.

Your mission, good sir. I'm listening.


Vecenie Distributing in Millvale supposedly stocks Schell's Beer -- do you live anywhere near there? I want to stock up the next time I'm in town, but it's a trip across town from where I'd be -- if it's closer to you, could you see what sort of stock they have? If it's across town for you too, don't worry about it.

Schell's is damn good Minnesota beer from the second oldest brewery in the US
 
2012-10-06 04:31:59 PM  

Aar1012: I can't wait till the LSU/Alabama puntapalooza, myself.


I'd love it if they both had a loss or two by then.
 
2012-10-06 04:32:08 PM  

Krymson Tyde: It showed them in a realistic light.


There are enough teeth in the west grandstands to fill an ENTIRE alligator's mouth.