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2012-10-06 05:29:49 PM
jesus christ this OU - TTU halftime is taking farking forever.
 
2012-10-06 05:29:59 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Duke TD again! I can't recall the last time we had a 2-score lead this late.


Memphis.
 
2012-10-06 05:30:55 PM

steamingpile: Ohhhhh bad news gamecock fans, Lou holtz is picking SC as well, in the vortex of picking having Corso and Holtz pick you is almost impossible to overcome


To be fair, Holtz actually picked "Etth-Thee"
 
2012-10-06 05:30:55 PM
Yep, Hydrochloric acid is an ouch.
 
2012-10-06 05:31:05 PM
Boo. Ambulance out for an Illini player. Be alright, guy!
 
2012-10-06 05:31:06 PM

geom_00: H + Cl(aq) ---->


NaCl(aq)NaCl(aq)
_________________

C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Saline saline over the seven seas
 
2012-10-06 05:31:35 PM

geom_00: Could someone please tell me how the team from Middle Tennessee who beat GT last week, it's now losing to Louisiana-Monroe?


Army played tough against Northern Illinois and Wake Forest. Then today they beat Boston College.

Last week they lost to Stoney Brook. At home. By 20.
 
2012-10-06 05:31:53 PM

Donnchadha: steamingpile: Ohhhhh bad news gamecock fans, Lou holtz is picking SC as well, in the vortex of picking having Corso and Holtz pick you is almost impossible to overcome

To be fair, Holtz actually picked "Etth-Thee"


His dentist yells at him when he doesn't wear his retainer.
 
2012-10-06 05:32:37 PM
And Duke gets the ball back with not terrible field position. They could make this a 3-possession game.
 
2012-10-06 05:33:09 PM

mikaloyd: geom_00: H + Cl(aq) ---->

NaCl(aq)NaCl(aq)
_________________

C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Saline saline over the seven seas


Do you realize what you've DONE?
 
2012-10-06 05:33:16 PM

geom_00: Yep, Hydrochloric acid is an ouch.


More that hydrogen and chlorine atoms don't really exist in any useful manner. They exist as H2 and Cl2 in their elemental state. Unless you meant the ions, H+ and Cl-, which then wouldn't actually react with each other too much -- that's why it's such a strong acid.
 
2012-10-06 05:33:59 PM

Belegur: Boo. Ambulance out for an Illini player. Be alright, guy!


Oh, no. That's never good.
 
2012-10-06 05:34:31 PM

puffy999: mikaloyd: geom_00: H + Cl(aq) ---->

NaCl(aq)NaCl(aq)
_________________

C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Saline saline over the seven seas

Do you realize what you've DONE?


Sshhhhhh....they're bonding.
 
2012-10-06 05:34:48 PM
That was a pretty pass by Stanford.
 
2012-10-06 05:34:57 PM
Dragon unleashed by Stanford
 
2012-10-06 05:35:50 PM

WhyteRaven74: Dragon unleashed by Stanford


Good. Arizona cannot be allowed to win.
 
2012-10-06 05:36:35 PM

UNC_Samurai: puffy999: mikaloyd: geom_00: H + Cl(aq) ---->

NaCl(aq)NaCl(aq)
_________________

C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Saline saline over the seven seas

Do you realize what you've DONE?

Sshhhhhh....they're bonding.


He's the third guy in, so he's anti-bonding
 
2012-10-06 05:37:14 PM

puffy999: mikaloyd: geom_00: H + Cl(aq) ---->

NaCl(aq)NaCl(aq)
_________________

C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Saline saline over the seven seas

Do you realize what you've DONE?


Engaged in whimsical non football discourse in the serious bidness FARK college football thread?

pffft I do that all the time.
 
2012-10-06 05:37:32 PM
Duke gets a first down by falling up the stairs.
 
2012-10-06 05:38:25 PM

mikaloyd: geom_00: H + Cl(aq) ---->

NaCl(aq)NaCl(aq)
_________________

C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Saline saline over the seven seas


At least you're not saline over K9P
 
2012-10-06 05:38:54 PM

UNC_Samurai: Duke gets a first down by falling up the stairs.


I don't even think that's a catch. WTF was that. These refs are terrible, too.
 
2012-10-06 05:39:11 PM
I'm going to be very drunk shortly.
 
2012-10-06 05:40:14 PM
Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.
 
2012-10-06 05:40:19 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I'm going to be very drunk shortly.


At least you're not Welsh.
 
2012-10-06 05:40:33 PM
WOOT! TD OU!!!
 
2012-10-06 05:40:46 PM

geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.


If it's a problem then the mods will keep an ion it.
 
2012-10-06 05:41:27 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I'm going to be very drunk shortly.


I'm most of the way there already. I'm recording the game so i can watch the parts I dont remember tomorrow but at this point I'm not sure I want to. For the love of God of I hope our offense can step it up in the 2nd half.
 
2012-10-06 05:41:34 PM

Donnchadha: geom_00: Yep, Hydrochloric acid is an ouch.

More that hydrogen and chlorine atoms don't really exist in any useful manner. They exist as H2 and Cl2 in their elemental state. Unless you meant the ions, H+ and Cl-, which then wouldn't actually react with each other too much -- that's why it's such a strong acid.


Sorry...tired and haven't taken a chem class in 10 years.

/I'm a little oxidized (bad pun...I know)
 
2012-10-06 05:41:39 PM

puffy999: TheDumbBlonde: I'm going to be very drunk shortly.

At least you're not Welsh.


There's a Davies in the family a couple of hundred years ago, but I always pay my bets.
 
2012-10-06 05:42:28 PM
That Iowa State drive looked pretty good.
 
2012-10-06 05:42:54 PM

geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.


But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.
 
2012-10-06 05:43:22 PM

geom_00: Donnchadha: geom_00: Yep, Hydrochloric acid is an ouch.

More that hydrogen and chlorine atoms don't really exist in any useful manner. They exist as H2 and Cl2 in their elemental state. Unless you meant the ions, H+ and Cl-, which then wouldn't actually react with each other too much -- that's why it's such a strong acid.

Sorry...tired and haven't taken a chem class in 10 years.

/I'm a little oxidized (bad pun...I know)


I'm teaching gen chem, and I haven't had this class in... uh... 13 years? Fall '99, Spring '00 ... all of the sudden I have to remember all this crap and pretend I knew it all along
 
2012-10-06 05:44:14 PM
oooh LSU first down.

/on a penalty, but whatever
 
2012-10-06 05:45:36 PM
Oh let's have some Personal Foul penatlies, Y'all!
 
2012-10-06 05:45:53 PM
Wow, what a Floridumbass.
 
2012-10-06 05:46:33 PM

puffy999: geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.

But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.


Periodically they do. I column like I see em
 
2012-10-06 05:46:41 PM
OU PICK SIX!!!!!

Can we please go back in time and play KSU again?
 
2012-10-06 05:46:52 PM
That Virginia FG attempt was so wide right, FSU wants the kicker to transfer in.
 
2012-10-06 05:46:56 PM
Today's blowout special, UAB over SE Louisiana 52-3
 
2012-10-06 05:47:26 PM

puffy999: Wow, what a Floridumbass.


As a Gator, that Elam dude needs a "Come to Jesus" beat-down by his own teammates.
 
2012-10-06 05:48:07 PM

UNC_Samurai: That Virginia FG attempt was so wide right, FSU wants the kicker to transfer in.


LOL.
 
2012-10-06 05:48:37 PM
At least LSU is completely unable to move the ball. That makes me feel sort of ok.

/except for UF penalties
//and the fact that we can't move the ball either
 
2012-10-06 05:49:39 PM
40 points scored (so far) in the 3rd quarter of the Stanford/NMCC game.
 
2012-10-06 05:50:06 PM

mikaloyd: puffy999: geom_00: Only in Fark, can a college football thread devolve into chemistry puns. And people are fine with it.

But without a catalyst, some jokes may not have the proper reaction.

Periodically they do. I column like I see em


*psst* The periods are the rows. Columns are 'groups'
 
2012-10-06 05:50:34 PM
Sooners are building a nice highlight reel for this game.
 
2012-10-06 05:50:42 PM
It's like LSU is trying to look like they just can't get it done.
 
2012-10-06 05:50:43 PM

TheDumbBlonde: puffy999: Wow, what a Floridumbass.

As a Gator, that Elam dude needs a "Come to Jesus" beat-down by his own teammates.


Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I'll take an occasional personal foul if he can keep his edge and his super-physical play. I wish it hadn't extended an LSU drive, but the dude is a farking beast. The worse thing you could do is put a muzzle on him.
 
2012-10-06 05:52:09 PM

bemis23: TheDumbBlonde: puffy999: Wow, what a Floridumbass.

As a Gator, that Elam dude needs a "Come to Jesus" beat-down by his own teammates.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I'll take an occasional personal foul if he can keep his edge and his super-physical play. I wish it hadn't extended an LSU drive, but the dude is a farking beast. The worse thing you could do is put a muzzle on him.


Obviously, you wouldn't want Michael Vick to kill him.
 
2012-10-06 05:52:40 PM

ShamWowofDamocles: 40 points scored (so far) in the 3rd quarter of the Stanford/NMCC game.


Meanwhile, back at NBC, they show a 0-2 soccer game
 
2012-10-06 05:52:48 PM
Happy to see UF playing with some confidence.
 
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