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(Newsnet5)   New study from Charlie Sheen Research Institute says that money may not buy love, but it can buy more sex   (newsnet5.com) divider line 16
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2012-10-06 12:38:11 PM  
Oh, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they they're happy, but trust me. They ain't.
 
2012-10-06 12:42:13 PM  
News Flash: Rich folks eventually run out of fun things to do with their money and settle on screwing all the peasants they can.
 
2012-10-06 01:14:08 PM  
That fancy car, that nice suit? Women will chase guys with those things, despite the fact that they have no interest in them. They just care that you have the means. It's what all this ridiculous contemporary art is about. "Look, I've got so much money, I can afford to buy a painting made of elephant poo for $1m". You pay that instead of the guy bidding $900K and you'll have some woman on your cock later.
 
2012-10-06 01:32:09 PM  

farkeruk: "Look, I've got so much money, I can afford to buy a painting made of elephant poo for $1m". You pay that instead of the guy bidding $900K and you'll have some woman on your cock later.


And the losing bidder as well.
 
2012-10-06 01:40:51 PM  

farkeruk: That fancy car, that nice suit? Women will chase guys with those things, despite the fact that they have no interest in them. They just care that you have the means. It's what all this ridiculous contemporary art is about. "Look, I've got so much money, I can afford to buy a painting made of elephant poo for $1m". You pay that instead of the guy bidding $900K and you'll have some woman on your cock later.


Security for sex scam
 
2012-10-06 03:07:17 PM  
The price of a good woman was proverbially above rubies, so a skillfully bad one was worth presumably a lot more. - Terry Pratchett
 
2012-10-06 03:42:26 PM  
Money can buy happiness if the things that money buys make you happy.
 
2012-10-06 03:42:36 PM  
Close enough.
 
2012-10-06 04:38:10 PM  
Or as Milo Bloom put it, money cannot buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
 
2012-10-06 05:36:48 PM  
Gee, only 9 posts....Farkers must be poor and not getting laid to have any interest in reading this article.
 
2012-10-06 07:17:18 PM  
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can be rented for a while"
-"Weird Al" Yankovic
 
2012-10-06 11:19:32 PM  

farkeruk: That fancy car, that nice suit? Women will chase guys with those things, despite the fact that they have no interest in them. They just care that you have the means. It's what all this ridiculous contemporary art is about. "Look, I've got so much money, I can afford to buy a painting made of elephant poo for $1m". You pay that instead of the guy bidding $900K and you'll have some woman on your cock later.


Pish. I have no interest in men with lots of material possessions. I'm not comfortable around them. They keep looking at me and saying, "You live here? Is this the only car you own?"
 
2012-10-08 12:21:38 AM  
I haven't had sex since 2008. Y'all are welcome to contribute to my "Get Davy A Hooker" fund.

But dig deep: think about a hooker good for you, not a Face Of Meth.
 
2012-10-08 09:58:42 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Or as Milo Bloom put it, money cannot buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.


Yep.

Go on OKCupid and plaster a picture of a model into your profile and tell women that you make lots of money doing something wonderfully creative and unique.

Then post a picture of yourself on an 'average' day and don't talk about your income.

See who gets more 'winks' .
 
2012-10-08 11:14:20 AM  
 
2012-10-08 03:12:52 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Concurs. 

// hot like what a million dollars can buy ya
 
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