I know that when you leave a head of lettuce in the crisper drawer for 3 years that it turns into a black fluid.

Shadow Blasko: For me it was not the strangest things I found in the fridge... but finding the food before it went bad (or started smelling) the night I decided to clean the fridge while on Ambien.

/Laundry in the dishwasher...
//Bacon in the sock drawer, condiments in the closet, frozen pizza stack was in the dish cupboard.

I've never taken Ambien, but for a while I was taking trazodone to help with my insomnia. I woke up
in the middle of the night one night at my kitchen table.

What woke me up? The sound of the hand mixer that I found myself holding. I was making cookies
in my sleep. All the ingredients were in the mixing bowl, though oddly not a measuring cup was in sight.
The consistency of the dough was right so I figured I may as well finish making them.

They turned out pretty good!

I quit taking the trazodone after that, though.

Elephant tracks in the butter?

From the blasted slideshow... Some woman found her Husband's missing wedding band in behind the butter. Hmmm...

/oblig