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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-06 08:11:51 AM
There were those "things" that she did that strange "stuff" with. But I just try not to think about it.
 
2012-10-06 09:02:58 AM
For me it was not the strangest things I found in the fridge... but finding the food before it went bad (or started smelling) the night I decided to clean the fridge while on Ambien.

/Laundry in the dishwasher...
//Bacon in the sock drawer, condiments in the closet, frozen pizza stack was in the dish cupboard.
 
2012-10-06 09:13:43 AM
I thought that the Green Lantern was gay?
 
2012-10-06 09:14:07 AM
But it should.


What kind of freaky world do you live in if that doesn't crack the top ten?!
 
2012-10-06 09:19:52 AM
I found the tv remote control there once.
 
2012-10-06 10:26:16 AM
Found my car keys next to the frozen banana guacamole
 
2012-10-06 10:32:56 AM
Wifey lost her keys and a bottle of Xanax one night and blamed me.
Two days later I found them under a bag of seedless grapes.
 
2012-10-06 10:52:42 AM

NowhereMon: I thought that the Green Lantern was gay?


No, that's nu Earth 2's GL. Subby is talking about the GL that was pretty much the only GL after Hal went nuts after the destruction of Coast City and became Parallax and killed all the others.

/Yes, I'm a comic book nerd and somewhat proud of it.
 
2012-10-06 10:58:53 AM
i105.photobucket.com
Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators!
 
2012-10-06 11:28:15 AM

NowhereMon: I thought that the Green Lantern was gay?


Not that one, the other one.
 
2012-10-06 11:40:16 AM
ghostlightning.files.wordpress.com
"You don't want to know."
 
2012-10-06 11:40:43 AM
movies.infinitecoolness.com

Hi guys!
 
2012-10-06 11:40:58 AM
Once, in college, I actually found food in my fridge (tucked away behind all the beer).
 
2012-10-06 11:44:47 AM
ytrewq.com

/oblig
 
2012-10-06 11:46:20 AM

I'm the first? Really?

static.gamesradar.com
 
2012-10-06 11:46:56 AM
cdn5.movieclips.com

/ sorry for teeny
 
2012-10-06 11:47:07 AM
Indiana Jones.
 
2012-10-06 11:49:34 AM

GriffXX: Indiana Jones.


^^^
 
2012-10-06 11:50:20 AM
Visiting a friend in North Carolina, he warns me "Don't drink the water that's in the Mason jar in the fridge."
"Why not?"
"Because it's moonshine."
 
2012-10-06 11:50:25 AM
From the blasted slideshow... Some woman found her Husband's missing wedding band in behind the butter. Hmmm...
 
2012-10-06 11:55:45 AM
I found an extremely large dildo in my friend's freezer. Single guy. Awkward.
 
2012-10-06 11:56:25 AM
A fullback.
 
2012-10-06 11:56:49 AM

runcible spork: [cdn5.movieclips.com image 144x80]

/ sorry for teeny


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Cato.... my little yellow friend.... where are you?
 
2012-10-06 11:58:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-06 11:58:35 AM

wippit: [movies.infinitecoolness.com image 800x600]

Hi guys!


blogs.suntimes.com

Sorbet?
 
2012-10-06 12:00:25 PM

Omnivorous: Visiting a friend in North Carolina, he warns me "Don't drink the water that's in the Mason jar in the fridge."
"Why not?"
"Because it's moonshine."


Sounds like a party!
 
2012-10-06 12:02:23 PM
..."could be meat; could be cake"
 
2012-10-06 12:03:24 PM

bubo_sibiricus: ..."could be meat; could be cake"


A Meat Cake?
 
2012-10-06 12:04:22 PM
Know of some people that found a wine bottle full of lye in the fridge, lucky they lived.
 
2012-10-06 12:04:36 PM
I work in a hospital lab. The break-room fridge is pretty standard as far as break-room fridges go.
The walk-in fridge where we store reagents is where the real weirdness happens. We actually have a bucket to store severed limbs until histology comes to pick them up in the morning.
 
2012-10-06 12:04:49 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 639x483]
Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators!


My cat can eat a whole watermelon!
 
2012-10-06 12:05:02 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 12:05:07 PM
Rorschach.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:31 PM

bubo_sibiricus: ..."could be meat; could be cake"


"Well, smell it...."
 
2012-10-06 12:10:01 PM
Zuul.
 
2012-10-06 12:11:09 PM
www.petwellbeing.com
 
2012-10-06 12:14:59 PM
My family had a dead flying squirrel (provided by a cat) in a baggie stored in the freezer for years. The goal was to get Rocky stuffed, but it never happened. Alas poor Rocky...

And then there was the winter we stored my cousin's dead cat, so that it could be properly buried in the spring. You know, when the ground thawed. The cat was tucked away in a shoebox, though, so nobody had to think about it as they were getting ice cream out of the freezer.
 
2012-10-06 12:18:18 PM
"Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
i.imgur.com
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.
 
2012-10-06 12:19:37 PM
Elephant tracks in the butter?
 
2012-10-06 12:25:11 PM
+1 to Subby.
 
2012-10-06 12:25:52 PM

asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.


She fixes the cable?
 
2012-10-06 12:26:34 PM

asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.


Your bum?
 
2012-10-06 12:31:01 PM

asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.


My imagination isn't so good these days. Do you have a slideshow?
 
2012-10-06 12:31:40 PM
Quite a few things, really:

1.- A bag of dice
2.- A plant pot with a tiny cactus in it
3.- Moldy something, I think it was a tiny island-city.
 
2012-10-06 12:35:23 PM
i.imgur.com

/ completely plausible
 
2012-10-06 12:37:36 PM

katerbug72: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 639x483]
Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators!

My cat can eat a whole watermelon!


i105.photobucket.com
I am the king of the Echo People.
 
2012-10-06 12:40:49 PM

PallMall: asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.

Your bum?


Igloo Dick, my ass!
 
2012-10-06 12:42:04 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 12:42:38 PM

Fano: PallMall: asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.

Your bum?

Igloo Dick, my ass!


That'll cause some HORRIBLE frostbite, there.
 
2012-10-06 12:43:15 PM
My dad was great at losing his glasses. Couldn't drive without them. We looked everywhere. Finally found them. In the freezer. He had set them down while looking in the bottom part of the fridge for something to eat.
 
2012-10-06 12:43:21 PM
Took me a while to get the reference.
 
2012-10-06 12:49:04 PM

hubmacfan: Took me a while to get the reference.


TVTropes is actually the direct reference.
 
2012-10-06 12:50:26 PM
I just wanted to congratulate Subby on the headline.

Awesome reference.
 
2012-10-06 12:51:42 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-06 12:53:39 PM

foxyshadis: hubmacfan: Took me a while to get the reference.

TVTropes is actually the direct reference.


The funny thing about the panel as printed (which is shown on TV Tropes) is that the artist originally drew the fridge with the door completely open so you could see the full, intact body stuffed in the fridge. But DC, in their infinite wisdom, said that was too gruesome. So, the artist re-drew the panel as it's seen, which actually makes the scene MORE gruesome because now you're left with the impression that Major Force dismembered Alex before stuffing her into the fridge.
 
2012-10-06 12:54:15 PM
Photographic developer. Drank a bit. Most displeased. But did not die.
 
mjg
2012-10-06 12:54:28 PM
My roommate's stool sample kit.

I kid you not. My college roommate (German dude, if that helps) had medical tests going on. He had to provide stool samples over a week's time. Yeah, the tests containers were 'contained', but still...
 
2012-10-06 01:08:40 PM

Shadow Blasko: For me it was not the strangest things I found in the fridge... but finding the food before it went bad (or started smelling) the night I decided to clean the fridge while on Ambien.

/Laundry in the dishwasher...
//Bacon in the sock drawer, condiments in the closet, frozen pizza stack was in the dish cupboard.


I've never taken Ambien, but for a while I was taking trazodone to help with my insomnia. I woke up
in the middle of the night one night at my kitchen table.

What woke me up? The sound of the hand mixer that I found myself holding. I was making cookies
in my sleep. All the ingredients were in the mixing bowl, though oddly not a measuring cup was in sight.
The consistency of the dough was right so I figured I may as well finish making them.

They turned out pretty good!

I quit taking the trazodone after that, though.
 
2012-10-06 01:10:25 PM

Pud: There were those "things" that she did that strange "stuff" with. But I just try not to think about it.


i759.photobucket.com 

/Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
 
2012-10-06 01:12:33 PM

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 519x290]


"Butter's in the fridge."
 
2012-10-06 01:16:18 PM

WhippingBoy: Once, in college, I actually found food in my fridge (tucked away behind all the beer).

 

i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-06 01:21:20 PM
My cat.

When I was 14 or 15, we were all watching a football game. At half time, I went into the kitchen to
get drinks for everyone. I opened the fridge and I'm pulling out sodas and beer and setting them
on the counter.

I guess during one of my turns toward the counter, my cat jumped into the fridge. I didn't know it
and I closed the fridge.

Five or ten minutes later the fridge starts howling. I went over and opened the door and a cold,
very upset hissing ball of claws came barreling out.
 
2012-10-06 01:25:16 PM
Did you know that a frozen orange bounces on concrete floors? Until it shatters, that is.

/you can blame it on your younger siblings
 
2012-10-06 01:30:46 PM
Wouldn't mind finding this...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-06 01:40:31 PM
 
2012-10-06 01:45:04 PM

Dave and the Mission: Wouldn't mind finding this...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x657]


That's just wrong.

You're not supposed to put bananas in the refrigerator.
 
2012-10-06 01:50:45 PM
ftfa"My husband put a box of cereal in the fridge, but that is not what scared me. I thought, 'If the cereal is in the fridge, where is the milk?' It was in the pantry." -Heather Ferrante Cathrall

bbsimg.ngfiles.com


got nuthin
 
2012-10-06 01:51:04 PM

asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.


I'm guessing that she left to go to work at her favorite street corner.
 
2012-10-06 02:12:26 PM
Living in a household full of distracted people all with diagnosed ADHD, we tend to find all kinds of oddities in the fridge or freezer.

Yes, a cat - she hopped in while the door was open and I had the cream out for my coffee. I had no idea where all that meowling was coming from, but then opened the door, and there was that little dickens. Fortunately, I didn't leave for work immediately, or it could have turned out badly for her.

Keys, obviously. A bag of flour. The eggs were in the cupboard. Cat toys. Children toys. Glasses. Bag of sugar.

We have had fishing worms. We standardly have wax worms and/or meal worms for gecko treats. On occasion, the waxies have escaped.

A dead rat in the freezer (we were waiting for the ground to thaw so we could bury him). My friend had a dead cat in her chest freezer for the same reason.

And yes, we do, on occasion, actually have food in there!
 
2012-10-06 02:46:49 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-06 03:00:52 PM
img301.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-06 04:01:52 PM

MadAzza: Dave and the Mission: Wouldn't mind finding this...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x657]

That's just wrong.

You're not supposed to put bananas in the refrigerator.


Beat me to it, damn you!
 
2012-10-06 04:17:58 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 06:03:23 PM

digitalrain: Shadow Blasko: For me it was not the strangest things I found in the fridge... but finding the food before it went bad (or started smelling) the night I decided to clean the fridge while on Ambien.

/Laundry in the dishwasher...
//Bacon in the sock drawer, condiments in the closet, frozen pizza stack was in the dish cupboard.

I've never taken Ambien, but for a while I was taking trazodone to help with my insomnia. I woke up
in the middle of the night one night at my kitchen table.

What woke me up? The sound of the hand mixer that I found myself holding. I was making cookies
in my sleep. All the ingredients were in the mixing bowl, though oddly not a measuring cup was in sight.
The consistency of the dough was right so I figured I may as well finish making them.

They turned out pretty good!

I quit taking the trazodone after that, though.


i have horrible sleep problems so my psychiatrist had me try Ambien. worse screaming surreal death hell nightmares i ever had in my life. bonus: got up in the morning, went in the kitchen to make coffee. had no recollection of going in the kitchen sometime during the night and turning on one of the (electric) burners. i stored my very large hard plastic cutting board against the wall to the left of the stove on a little section of counter. the heat of the burner being on made the hard plastic slowly and eventually run down and semi melt into a large blob, completely ruining the cutting board. we were very lucky the damn house didn't burn down. fark Ambien. fark it right up the a.
 
2012-10-06 07:38:11 PM

KrispyKritter: digitalrain.


I don't doubt for a second that some folks have bad reactions to it, but as a person who has to do a lot of international business travel, it's a lifesaver for me. Get the dinner service on the plane, pop a pill, and I have a shot at getting some sleep. Without it, that kind of travel would be a disaster for me. On the ground, I take it each night until I've adjusted to the time zone... about 1 day for every 2 hours of time zone shift.
 
2012-10-06 08:17:08 PM
What, no Weird Al?
 
2012-10-06 08:21:07 PM

gwenners: bubo_sibiricus: ..."could be meat; could be cake"

"Well, smell it...."


"It has no smell whatsoever."
 
2012-10-06 08:25:32 PM
Crazy ex wife had a habit of putting fridge stuff in the cabinets and cabinet stuff in the fridge. Would routinely find things like unopened cans of corn in the fridge and opened gallons of milk in the cabinet.
 
2012-10-06 09:12:57 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [www.petwellbeing.com image 500x375]


Refrigerator cat is guarding the beer.
 
2012-10-06 09:13:30 PM
I know that when you leave a head of lettuce in the crisper drawer for 3 years that it turns into a black fluid.
 
2012-10-06 09:21:02 PM
[BEHINDYOUnoteinmolochsfridge.jpg]
 
2012-10-06 09:21:09 PM

digitalrain: trazodone


Trazodone chip cookies?
 
2012-10-06 10:03:50 PM

Ape Shiat Nuts: gwenners: bubo_sibiricus: ..."could be meat; could be cake"

"Well, smell it...."

"It has no smell whatsoever."


"It's good. Put it back. Somebody's saving it!"
 
2012-10-07 02:22:21 AM

digitalrain: Shadow Blasko: For me it was not the strangest things I found in the fridge... but finding the food before it went bad (or started smelling) the night I decided to clean the fridge while on Ambien.

/Laundry in the dishwasher...
//Bacon in the sock drawer, condiments in the closet, frozen pizza stack was in the dish cupboard.

I've never taken Ambien, but for a while I was taking trazodone to help with my insomnia. I woke up
in the middle of the night one night at my kitchen table.

What woke me up? The sound of the hand mixer that I found myself holding. I was making cookies
in my sleep. All the ingredients were in the mixing bowl, though oddly not a measuring cup was in sight.
The consistency of the dough was right so I figured I may as well finish making them.

They turned out pretty good!

I quit taking the trazodone after that, though.


Don't you like cookies?
 
2012-10-07 02:55:57 AM
my dad lost his wallet years ago and we could not find it. he had to get a new drivers license, cancel the credit cards, etc. they even checked at his job, he thought someone stole it from his truck (he leaves it there sometimes). anyway, like 8 months later my mom found his wallet in the freezer.
 
2012-10-07 03:06:05 PM

Ape Shiat Nuts: What, no Weird Al?


I put in a screenshot from "Headline News" (scroll up), but completely forgot about "Livin' in the Fridge". Good one!
 
2012-10-07 06:38:28 PM

BGates: I know that when you leave a head of lettuce in the crisper drawer for 3 years that it turns into a black fluid.


I know that after a year a banana turns into this half water balloon/ half used condom thing filled with epicly sickly-sweet smelling vile nastiness that has the consistency of warm honey and starts to burn after a minute or so.
 
2012-10-08 11:30:24 AM
"My seven-year-old daughter stood in the fridge to reach the top shelf and decided at that moment to take off her clothes. So I found her clothes in the fridge." -Julie Oliger Simons

Why does this one have a picture of a fat lady in her early 40s instead of a naked little girl?
 
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