If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CNN)   What are the craziest things people have found in the fridge? No, Green Lantern's girlfriend didn't make the list   (cnn.com) divider line 88
    More: Stupid, Real Simple, Green Lantern, Qdoba  
•       •       •

5416 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2012 at 11:37 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



88 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-06 08:11:51 AM  
There were those "things" that she did that strange "stuff" with. But I just try not to think about it.
 
2012-10-06 09:02:58 AM  
For me it was not the strangest things I found in the fridge... but finding the food before it went bad (or started smelling) the night I decided to clean the fridge while on Ambien.

/Laundry in the dishwasher...
//Bacon in the sock drawer, condiments in the closet, frozen pizza stack was in the dish cupboard.
 
2012-10-06 09:13:43 AM  
I thought that the Green Lantern was gay?
 
2012-10-06 09:14:07 AM  
But it should.


What kind of freaky world do you live in if that doesn't crack the top ten?!
 
2012-10-06 09:19:52 AM  
I found the tv remote control there once.
 
2012-10-06 10:26:16 AM  
Found my car keys next to the frozen banana guacamole
 
2012-10-06 10:32:56 AM  
Wifey lost her keys and a bottle of Xanax one night and blamed me.
Two days later I found them under a bag of seedless grapes.
 
2012-10-06 10:52:42 AM  

NowhereMon: I thought that the Green Lantern was gay?


No, that's nu Earth 2's GL. Subby is talking about the GL that was pretty much the only GL after Hal went nuts after the destruction of Coast City and became Parallax and killed all the others.

/Yes, I'm a comic book nerd and somewhat proud of it.
 
2012-10-06 10:58:53 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators!
 
2012-10-06 11:28:15 AM  

NowhereMon: I thought that the Green Lantern was gay?


Not that one, the other one.
 
2012-10-06 11:40:16 AM  
ghostlightning.files.wordpress.com
"You don't want to know."
 
2012-10-06 11:40:43 AM  
movies.infinitecoolness.com

Hi guys!
 
2012-10-06 11:40:58 AM  
Once, in college, I actually found food in my fridge (tucked away behind all the beer).
 
2012-10-06 11:44:47 AM  
ytrewq.com

/oblig
 
2012-10-06 11:46:20 AM  

I'm the first? Really?

static.gamesradar.com
 
2012-10-06 11:46:56 AM  
cdn5.movieclips.com

/ sorry for teeny
 
2012-10-06 11:47:07 AM  
Indiana Jones.
 
2012-10-06 11:49:34 AM  

GriffXX: Indiana Jones.


^^^
 
2012-10-06 11:50:20 AM  
Visiting a friend in North Carolina, he warns me "Don't drink the water that's in the Mason jar in the fridge."
"Why not?"
"Because it's moonshine."
 
2012-10-06 11:50:25 AM  
From the blasted slideshow... Some woman found her Husband's missing wedding band in behind the butter. Hmmm...
 
2012-10-06 11:55:45 AM  
I found an extremely large dildo in my friend's freezer. Single guy. Awkward.
 
2012-10-06 11:56:25 AM  
A fullback.
 
2012-10-06 11:56:49 AM  

runcible spork: [cdn5.movieclips.com image 144x80]

/ sorry for teeny


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Cato.... my little yellow friend.... where are you?
 
2012-10-06 11:58:04 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-06 11:58:35 AM  

wippit: [movies.infinitecoolness.com image 800x600]

Hi guys!


blogs.suntimes.com

Sorbet?
 
2012-10-06 12:00:25 PM  

Omnivorous: Visiting a friend in North Carolina, he warns me "Don't drink the water that's in the Mason jar in the fridge."
"Why not?"
"Because it's moonshine."


Sounds like a party!
 
2012-10-06 12:02:23 PM  
..."could be meat; could be cake"
 
2012-10-06 12:03:24 PM  

bubo_sibiricus: ..."could be meat; could be cake"


A Meat Cake?
 
2012-10-06 12:04:22 PM  
Know of some people that found a wine bottle full of lye in the fridge, lucky they lived.
 
2012-10-06 12:04:36 PM  
I work in a hospital lab. The break-room fridge is pretty standard as far as break-room fridges go.
The walk-in fridge where we store reagents is where the real weirdness happens. We actually have a bucket to store severed limbs until histology comes to pick them up in the morning.
 
2012-10-06 12:04:49 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 639x483]
Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators!


My cat can eat a whole watermelon!
 
2012-10-06 12:05:02 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 12:05:07 PM  
Rorschach.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:31 PM  

bubo_sibiricus: ..."could be meat; could be cake"


"Well, smell it...."
 
2012-10-06 12:10:01 PM  
Zuul.
 
2012-10-06 12:11:09 PM  
www.petwellbeing.com
 
2012-10-06 12:14:59 PM  
My family had a dead flying squirrel (provided by a cat) in a baggie stored in the freezer for years. The goal was to get Rocky stuffed, but it never happened. Alas poor Rocky...

And then there was the winter we stored my cousin's dead cat, so that it could be properly buried in the spring. You know, when the ground thawed. The cat was tucked away in a shoebox, though, so nobody had to think about it as they were getting ice cream out of the freezer.
 
2012-10-06 12:18:18 PM  
"Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
i.imgur.com
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.
 
2012-10-06 12:19:37 PM  
Elephant tracks in the butter?
 
2012-10-06 12:25:11 PM  
+1 to Subby.
 
2012-10-06 12:25:52 PM  

asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.


She fixes the cable?
 
2012-10-06 12:26:34 PM  

asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.


Your bum?
 
2012-10-06 12:31:01 PM  

asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.


My imagination isn't so good these days. Do you have a slideshow?
 
2012-10-06 12:31:40 PM  
Quite a few things, really:

1.- A bag of dice
2.- A plant pot with a tiny cactus in it
3.- Moldy something, I think it was a tiny island-city.
 
2012-10-06 12:35:23 PM  
i.imgur.com

/ completely plausible
 
2012-10-06 12:37:36 PM  

katerbug72: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 639x483]
Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators!

My cat can eat a whole watermelon!


i105.photobucket.com
I am the king of the Echo People.
 
2012-10-06 12:40:49 PM  

PallMall: asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.

Your bum?


Igloo Dick, my ass!
 
2012-10-06 12:42:04 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 12:42:38 PM  

Fano: PallMall: asciidic: "Let's see..OJ, purple stuff, soda..."
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
"Alright! Dick!"

From a video a very good female friend made for me last year. You can guess where it goes from there.

Your bum?

Igloo Dick, my ass!


That'll cause some HORRIBLE frostbite, there.
 
2012-10-06 12:43:15 PM  
My dad was great at losing his glasses. Couldn't drive without them. We looked everywhere. Finally found them. In the freezer. He had set them down while looking in the bottom part of the fridge for something to eat.
 
Displayed 50 of 88 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


Report