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(SeattlePI)   Rod Stewart explains why he eventually grew tired of groupies... probably because his insurance wouldn't cover so many trips to the ER   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 29
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2012-10-06 09:16:31 AM  
FTA: I remember being at a hotel in Cannes and we were s**gging ourselves rotten and I said, 'This is [bleep] depressing.'

Thay have to bleep the word "shagging?"
 
2012-10-06 09:28:38 AM  

CruiserTwelve: FTA: I remember being at a hotel in Cannes and we were s**gging ourselves rotten and I said, 'This is [bleep] depressing.'

Thay have to bleep the word "shagging?"


Apparently, in Great Britain, it's as rough as the f-word in the USA. I remember an interview with Elizabeth Hurley recounting her discomfort with her mother regarding "The Spy Who Shagged Me."
 
2012-10-06 10:20:00 AM  
Oh the terrible, terrible burden of being a a popular musician with more tail thrown at them than they could ever possibly exhaust.
 
2012-10-06 10:45:35 AM  
He's 67 years old now. If he started with the meaningless groupie sex at say, age 22, then it only took him 45 years to come to this conclusion.
 
2012-10-06 10:49:34 AM  
Good job on the headline subby.
 
2012-10-06 11:24:16 AM  
Just buy your own stomach pump.
 
2012-10-06 11:33:52 AM  

czei: He's 67 years old now. If he started with the meaningless groupie sex at say, age 22, then it only took him 45 years to come to this conclusion.



I assume he came to this conclusion in his 30s.  I'm 37, and I'd think I'd think if I had a groupie scene around me, I'd get bored of it after 5 or 6 nights.  I think its part of human nature to get bored of that which you can get freely and easily.
 
I'm not in that situation, but I can see how it could get boring.
 
2012-10-06 12:02:30 PM  
Rod Stewart explains why he eventually grew tired of groupies... probably because his insurance wouldn't cover so many trips to the ER A&E

farkin' Yanks
 
2012-10-06 12:03:24 PM  
Me and (bandmate) Ronnie (Wood) just got tired of sex after a while, and we were only in our early 20s.

So about the same time he quit making good music?
 
2012-10-06 12:06:48 PM  

downstairs: czei: He's 67 years old now. If he started with the meaningless groupie sex at say, age 22, then it only took him 45 years to come to this conclusion.


I assume he came to this conclusion in his 30s.  I'm 37, and I'd think I'd think if I had a groupie scene around me, I'd get bored of it after 5 or 6 nights.  I think its part of human nature to get bored of that which you can get freely and easily.
 
I'm not in that situation, but I can see how it could get boring.


I would prefer 5 or 6 years to try to tire of it, personally.
 
2012-10-06 12:09:45 PM  
His Valtrex budget must be ridiculous.
 
2012-10-06 12:10:55 PM  
Know how I know that subby knows shiat about UK healthcare?
 
2012-10-06 12:37:48 PM  
I now feel a strong kinship with Mr. Stewart. This is very similar to the realization I had after jacking it to Brazilian fart porn for six consecutive hours at a Motel 6 in Paris, Texas.
 
2012-10-06 12:47:49 PM  
Rod Stewart explains why he eventually grew tired of too old for attractive groupies 

Edited for accuracy
 
2012-10-06 12:48:45 PM  
Headline is a little tough to swallow.
 
2012-10-06 12:49:57 PM  
Old Rod was always a bit of a groupie himself, if you define it as someone who throws themselves sexually at a more famous person. I remember the 1970s when he was AWing himself all over the media about his relationships with famous ladies, first with George Hamilton's ex-wife and then with Britt Eklund, and then again the 1980s when he was married to Rachel Hunter. Quite the star-farker.
 
2012-10-06 01:33:02 PM  

CruiserTwelve: FTA: I remember being at a hotel in Cannes and we were s**gging ourselves rotten and I said, 'This is [bleep] depressing.'

Thay have to bleep the word "shagging?"


I thought it was snogging and the Limeys are even more uptight
 
2012-10-06 01:37:02 PM  
Ugh. The word "snogging" creeps me out.
 
2012-10-06 01:43:00 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Ugh. The word "snogging" creeps me out.


It makes me think of what Bac and Bic do with their snout noses

Flashbick

Two Q-berts nuzzling also sounds like snogging. Or those anteaters from the Racoon cartoon.
 
2012-10-06 01:48:16 PM  
The mental image of the peroxide gnome engaged in any such activity is nauseating.
 
2012-10-06 02:57:09 PM  
Humblebrag
 
2012-10-06 03:03:30 PM  
Know what he does in his hotel rooms now?

Model Trains.
http://mrr.trains.com/en/Press%20Room/Press%20Releases/2007/10/Rod%20 S tewart%20and%20model%20railroads.aspx

/Farking Impressive Model Trains
 
2012-10-06 03:34:31 PM  

Huggermugger: Old Rod was always a bit of a groupie himself, if you define it as someone who throws themselves sexually at a more famous person. I remember the 1970s when he was AWing himself all over the media about his relationships with famous ladies, first with George Hamilton's ex-wife and then with Britt Eklund, and then again the 1980s when he was married to Rachel Hunter. Quite the star-farker.


You think the women he farked were more famous than he?

Yeah, that George Hamilton's ex-wife, Mrs. Ex-Hamilton, what a prize she was. And what's-her-name, the model.
 
2012-10-06 04:42:08 PM  
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Or maybe the groupies were tired of him pooping his pants.
 
2012-10-06 05:48:11 PM  

MadAzza: Huggermugger: Old Rod was always a bit of a groupie himself, if you define it as someone who throws themselves sexually at a more famous person. I remember the 1970s when he was AWing himself all over the media about his relationships with famous ladies, first with George Hamilton's ex-wife and then with Britt Eklund, and then again the 1980s when he was married to Rachel Hunter. Quite the star-farker.

You think the women he farked were more famous than he?

Yeah, that George Hamilton's ex-wife, Mrs. Ex-Hamilton, what a prize she was. And what's-her-name, the model.


At the time, in Hollywood, yes. He was very famous in the 1960s in England, but when he crossed the pond he was just another mid-level English rocker. He got huge press from being with Britt Eklund, who was a major thing back then. They were on the cover of People magazine every few months.
 
2012-10-06 06:52:21 PM  
You know what I always liked about Rod Stewart, though? He's on, what, his fourth wife now? He kept trading them in for a younger model, and I don't think any of them ever said an unkind word about him. (Maybe they did, but I never heard anything.) He must be a pretty decent guy to get away with that.
 
2012-10-06 07:32:48 PM  

Betep: Know what he does in his hotel rooms now?

Model Trains.
http://mrr.trains.com/en/Press%20Room/Press%20Releases/2007/10/Rod%20 S tewart%20and%20model%20railroads.aspx

/Farking Impressive Model Trains


He said being on the cover of MRR was a big deal for him personally. It's an amazing layout. Of course it helps to have a crew to build things for you but his model work is pretty great!

/Plays with trains.
 
2012-10-06 10:39:43 PM  
Come to think of it, we always got more fun out of each other, me and Ronnie, than we did with the girls we were with...

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2012-10-07 03:47:48 PM  

cryinoutloud: You know what I always liked about Rod Stewart, though? He's on, what, his fourth wife now? He kept trading them in for a younger model, and I don't think any of them ever said an unkind word about him. (Maybe they did, but I never heard anything.) He must be a pretty decent guy to get away with that.


I read a People article about one of his exes (this was the 80s or late 70s) in which the ex claimed he treated her like a sex doll. He demanded that she wear nothing to bed but Joy perfume and continually be eager for sex. She seemed pretty glad to be rid of him.
 
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