offmymeds: WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.Chimpanzees aren't monkeys; they're primates, LIKE YOU AND ME.
TommyymmoT: Roto-Rot: One of the best scenes in the movie 'Apollo 13' is when the TV channels are being changed and we briefly see a commercial featuring a chimp in a cage attempting to destroy a piece of luggage.It's a Samsonite luggage commercial, which some people found offensive because it compared the ape to sky caps and bell hops.
jeaux65: I enjoy chimps in the same way I enjoy tigers at the zoo..I like them..but you can't pay me enough to be in the same enclosure as them.
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