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(Some Happy Chimps)   After spending 30 years isolated in 5'x5' laboratory cages, dozens of chimps get a place built just for them. Don't go hogging the tissues now. w/chimptastic pics and vids   (gut-aiderbichl.at) divider line 58
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2012-10-06 05:58:43 AM
Did Jane Goodall just slip that guy the tongue?
 
2012-10-06 10:14:46 AM
Black-hearted evil people keeping chimps in a cage like that.

/I will never understand their thinking.
 
2012-10-06 10:23:52 AM
i.ytimg.com

/ soon
 
2012-10-06 10:25:23 AM
www.rodriguezbailbonds.net

Unimpressed.
 
2012-10-06 10:27:08 AM

2xhelix: Did Jane Goodall just slip that guy the tongue?


I came in here just to see if anyone else noticed. Good show!
 
2012-10-06 10:29:23 AM
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2012-10-06 10:29:30 AM
Chimp out!
 
2012-10-06 10:29:48 AM
Simply fantastic.

The transcribed CC's didn't prove to be helpful, however: "In need at least a writer bench dick mange to try to print it".

/bench dick mange
 
2012-10-06 10:30:57 AM

bluenovaman: Black-hearted evil people keeping chimps in a cage like that.

/I will never understand their thinking.


This isn't right by any measure, but I feel less empathy towards a chimp than I do towards a dog or cat. ( despite being close cousins, evolutionarily speaking...) 

/ reading about them mauling humans ain't helpin'
 
2012-10-06 10:34:46 AM
Know what other Austrian liked keeping inferior primates in camps?
 
2012-10-06 10:38:20 AM
I enjoy chimps in the same way I enjoy tigers at the zoo..I like them..but you can't pay me enough to be in the same enclosure as them.
 
2012-10-06 10:40:20 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-06 10:41:20 AM
Not to be snarky, but couldn't they get at least some good sports turf and put some damn leaves on the fake tree? It really couldn't cost all that much more, considering the total price tag. Still, good for the monkeys. Now they are one step closer to rleating everyone's faces. Just like Caesar wants.
 
2012-10-06 10:42:39 AM
Eating. Like my autocorrect can to to my balls.
 
2012-10-06 10:43:23 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i47.tinypic.com image 640x641]



So wrong. Laughed way too much at that.
 
2012-10-06 10:54:37 AM

iron_city_ap: Not to be snarky, but couldn't they get at least some good sports turf and put some damn leaves on the fake tree?


AstroTurf can irritate animals' feet, plus it harbors pathogens. As for the leaves, they'd be picked off in no time, so would be a waste of money.
 
2012-10-06 10:57:11 AM

jeaux65: I enjoy chimps in the same way I enjoy tigers at the zoo..I like them..but you can't pay me enough to be in the same enclosure as them.


Most humans are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them to dinner.

/From Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
2012-10-06 10:59:18 AM
Old news is old.
 
2012-10-06 11:02:31 AM
O.k., in that video, I could've done without the Mazzy Star music as Jane Goodall walked in. farking cheesy as hell. Good thing she never got mauled or any chimp keys left in her rectum.
 
2012-10-06 11:04:34 AM

2xhelix: Did Jane Goodall just slip that guy the tongue?


Perks of the rich. If you spend $20 million on a chimp playground, you get to do Jane Goodall.
 
2012-10-06 11:10:47 AM
I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.
 
2012-10-06 11:14:05 AM

WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.


Like the Dutch?

/joke Baybee!
 
2012-10-06 11:14:26 AM

WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.


Chimpanzees aren't monkeys; they're primates, LIKE YOU AND ME.
 
2012-10-06 11:16:43 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: bluenovaman: Black-hearted evil people keeping chimps in a cage like that.

/I will never understand their thinking.

This isn't right by any measure, but I feel less empathy towards a chimp than I do towards a dog or cat. ( despite being close cousins, evolutionarily speaking...) 

/ reading about them mauling humans ain't helpin'


They aren't pets either. I do see benefit in interacting with them in a scientific manner to learn from/about them. Well designed enclosures like this are cool in my book even though it changes their natural behaviors and culture.
 
2012-10-06 11:17:57 AM

offmymeds: WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.

Chimpanzees aren't monkeys; they're primates, LIKE YOU AND ME.


I'm not overly fond of people, so that makes sense.

I hate monkeys. Can't stand them.
 
2012-10-06 11:28:00 AM

WhippingBoy: offmymeds: WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.

Chimpanzees aren't monkeys; they're primates, LIKE YOU AND ME.

I'm not overly fond of people, so that makes sense.

I hate monkeys. Can't stand them.


www.threadbombing.com
 
2012-10-06 11:28:31 AM
vid coulda used A LOT more chimp footage than geezer footage
 
2012-10-06 11:31:33 AM

offmymeds: WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.

Chimpanzees aren't monkeys; they're primates, LIKE YOU AND ME.


That's racist.
 
2012-10-06 11:34:11 AM

WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-06 11:55:01 AM
Subby: Don't go hogging the tissues now.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
 
2012-10-06 11:55:48 AM

bluenovaman: Black-hearted evil people keeping chimps in a cage like that.

/I will never understand their thinking.


xkcd.com
 
2012-10-06 12:26:51 PM
This happens a lot.
 
dh2
2012-10-06 01:01:58 PM

offmymeds: WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.

Chimpanzees aren't monkeys; they're primates, LIKE YOU AND ME.


Oook!
 
2012-10-06 01:09:17 PM
Never get off the boat...
 
2012-10-06 01:19:01 PM
One of the best scenes in the movie 'Apollo 13' is when the TV channels are being changed and we briefly see a commercial featuring a chimp in a cage attempting to destroy a piece of luggage.
 
2012-10-06 01:40:33 PM

Roto-Rot: One of the best scenes in the movie 'Apollo 13' is when the TV channels are being changed and we briefly see a commercial featuring a chimp in a cage attempting to destroy a piece of luggage.


It's a Samsonite luggage commercial, which some people found offensive because it compared the ape to sky caps and bell hops.
 
2012-10-06 01:50:34 PM
I'm so happy, I could eat someones face!
 
2012-10-06 02:10:44 PM
WTF is wrong with all you haters? This is great. Where I live, a research lab used two islands to raise chimps/monkeys/whatever. Was cruel as hell until the feds shut it down.
 
2012-10-06 02:30:15 PM
I can't imagine taking a jungle creature and locking it inside a cage for several decades. They must have thought they were dreaming when they touched real ground again.
 
2012-10-06 02:36:09 PM

TommyymmoT: Roto-Rot: One of the best scenes in the movie 'Apollo 13' is when the TV channels are being changed and we briefly see a commercial featuring a chimp in a cage attempting to destroy a piece of luggage.

It's a Samsonite luggage commercial, which some people found offensive because it compared the ape to sky caps and bell hops.


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-06 02:38:29 PM

TommyymmoT: Roto-Rot: One of the best scenes in the movie 'Apollo 13' is when the TV channels are being changed and we briefly see a commercial featuring a chimp in a cage attempting to destroy a piece of luggage.


This is relevant to your interests (pops)
 
2012-10-06 03:00:34 PM
After that xanax-fueled chimp went... well, apeshiat... and chewed off that woman's face, I haven't looked at chimps quite the same way as before.
 
2012-10-06 03:12:55 PM
Chimps are some scary-ass motherfarkers. Cannibalistic bastards too. When they attack, they go for the face and genitals. So yeah, they're a lot like smaller, stronger, and hairier versions of humans.

Which explains why we like them so much. Dolphins too. We get along so well cause we're all dicks.
 
2012-10-06 03:37:19 PM
These chimps had a special place built for them 30 years ago too.
 
2012-10-06 03:38:27 PM
i has a happy :3
 
2012-10-06 04:10:58 PM

offmymeds: WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.

Chimpanzees aren't monkeys; they're primates, LIKE YOU AND ME.


Apes, brah. We're apes. Pink, hairless, clumsy apes.

/Stop stealling monkeys!
//Fark you!
 
2012-10-06 04:21:42 PM

PallMall: TommyymmoT: Roto-Rot: One of the best scenes in the movie 'Apollo 13' is when the TV channels are being changed and we briefly see a commercial featuring a chimp in a cage attempting to destroy a piece of luggage.

This is relevant to your interests (pops)


Thank You.
 
2012-10-06 04:22:53 PM

Tainted1: I'm so happy, I could eat someones face!


Bath salts will do that to ya.
 
2012-10-06 04:27:10 PM

Moodybastard: WhippingBoy: I hate monkeys. Can't stand them. Always have, always will.

Like the Dutch?

/joke Baybee!


i.ytimg.com

pffffft. The dutch.
 
2012-10-06 04:38:15 PM

PallMall: TommyymmoT: Roto-Rot: One of the best scenes in the movie 'Apollo 13' is when the TV channels are being changed and we briefly see a commercial featuring a chimp in a cage attempting to destroy a piece of luggage.

It's a Samsonite luggage commercial, which some people found offensive because it compared the ape to sky caps and bell hops.

[ytrewq.com image 358x310]


It was especially offensive when you consider that in one ad the "ape" was actually Rick Baker in one of his custom suits.
 
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