Trance750: 'Smaller brains, more wrinkles, fewer teeth'So they'll all be Republicans?
Bacon is not Your Buttie: [upload.wikimedia.org image 340x329] Obscure?
Proteios1: if evolution followed a logical plan it would be called intelligent design.
And there will be darker skin as people move around the planet and races mix.
uE: I know this guy!
Habitual Cynic: The males will wear pointy shoes.
phlegmmo: Wow, all that in 1000 years. Too bad we have no way of knowing how much we've changed in our previous 1000 years. Oh, wait....
emersonbiggins: My prediction of what all women will look like in the year 3000:[images.askmen.com image 376x490]/male fertility rate continues to spiral downward because of teh crazy
leevis: If man is still alive...
Craps the Gorilla: phlegmmo: Wow, all that in 1000 years. Too bad we have no way of knowing how much we've changed in our previous 1000 years. Oh, wait....Exactly what I came here to say
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Humans have gotten larger as food production has allowed, because increased muscle was a selector for survival. Since we've invented computers and robots, the ability to perform big muscle work is no longer going to be a genetic advantage. We're already beginning to shrink, even though our diets are richer than ever, because we are requiring our bodies to do less work every day. Our distance vision will probably get worse from staring at computers all day, as well.
andersoncouncil42: [www.forevergeek.com image 411x278]
rhiannon: "fingers will increase because of the greater use of devices such as iPhones that need complex eye-hand coordination."If we're going to be using iPhones in 1,000 years we might as well just freaking end it now.
untaken_name: rhiannon: "fingers will increase because of the greater use of devices such as iPhones that need complex eye-hand coordination."If we're going to be using iPhones in 1,000 years we might as well just freaking end it now.It'll be twice as thin with 2" of greater screen real estate and a battery life of at least several hours by then, so at least there's that.
dready zim: More likely we will have good looking idiots who can just about function in life and can get laid...
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