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BronyMedic
2012-10-06 05:53:03 AM
Oh, hang on! I'll be right there.
Richard Saunders
2012-10-06 06:30:53 AM
What kind of dog can use the phone?
A Dial-matian.
Feral_and_Preposterous
2012-10-06 07:16:57 AM
Why was he burying the redial button in the back yard?
BumpInTheNight
2012-10-06 07:21:56 AM
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Why was he burying the redial button in the back yard?
Because it was attached to the thing that screams out before attacking his owner's hand and side of head a few times a day?
AthensBoy
2012-10-06 07:38:40 AM
Thank God it wasn't an encyclopedia salesman.
heywood-jablome
2012-10-06 08:49:22 AM
Gleeman
2012-10-06 09:10:37 AM
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2012-10-06 10:05:38 AM
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2012-10-06 04:55:29 PM
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2012-10-07 04:07:01 AM
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