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(Newser)   Hello? Yes, this is burglar   ( divider line
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4962 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2012 at 7:08 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-06 05:53:03 AM  
Oh, hang on! I'll be right there.
2012-10-06 06:30:53 AM  
What kind of dog can use the phone?

A Dial-matian.
2012-10-06 07:16:57 AM  
Why was he burying the redial button in the back yard?
2012-10-06 07:21:56 AM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: Why was he burying the redial button in the back yard?

Because it was attached to the thing that screams out before attacking his owner's hand and side of head a few times a day?
2012-10-06 07:38:40 AM  
Thank God it wasn't an encyclopedia salesman.
2012-10-06 08:49:22 AM
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