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(Yahoo)   Orioles at Rangers, Saunders and Darvish in the AL Wild Card Game. One team moves on, one goes home butthurt. Discuss. 8:37pm ET, TBS   ( divider line
    More: Cool, American League, Rangers, Orioles, wild cards, Joe Saunders, Buck Showalter, Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Yu Darvish  
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305 clicks; posted to Sports » on 05 Oct 2012 at 8:24 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-05 11:17:23 PM  
3 votes:

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Why did they pull Darvish after 78 pitches? Is he on a limited pitch count?

In American baseball, you limit pitch count.
In Soviet Rangers baseball, pitch count limits Yu!
2012-10-05 08:56:15 PM  
2 votes:
2012-10-05 11:58:22 PM  
1 vote:
ball game.

Os vs Reds in the most boring WS ever.
2012-10-05 11:57:22 PM  
1 vote:
Are you still trying to win?
2012-10-05 11:52:39 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: All they had to do was win any ONE of those games against the A's this week, and they'd have won the division and wouldn't even be here.
2012-10-05 11:48:46 PM  
1 vote:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: i am surprised thome didn't score on that double. HAHA

Reminds me of what Tommy Lasorda said about Mike Scioscia.
"If he raced his pregnant wife he would come in third"
2012-10-05 11:46:47 PM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: And the wheels are coming off the cart.
2012-10-05 11:41:12 PM  
1 vote:

TheOther: They pinch ran for Thome after the double???

he'd need a walker after going 1st to 3rd.
2012-10-05 11:40:45 PM  
1 vote:

TheOther: They pinch ran for Thome after the double???

2012-10-05 11:25:38 PM  
1 vote:

Foaming: Welcome to free agency, Josh.

Watch the Angels sign him.. for the lulz
2012-10-05 11:15:27 PM  
1 vote:

RepoManTSM: Polish Hussar: Earguy: Miller 64's sea-shanty if a sailor would drink a beer that's 3% alcohol by volume. Even worse, Bud Select 55 is 2.4%. Not to mention they taste like crap. You're better off getting a beer you like and adding a quarter-cup of water.

It should be illegal to market these beverages as beer.

And speaking of sea shanties, here's one about Notre Dame fans trying to pretend losing to Navy in 2007 never happened.

Man, I don't think you could get drunk off of 2.4% even if you buttchugged.

It just occurred to me, in that context the phrase "cheap ass vodak" would pass the "does the phrase still work regardless of whether 'ass' is hyphenated to the word preceding or following it" test.
2012-10-05 11:06:28 PM  
1 vote:
you know what the rangers problem has been these past 3 years? they need something, like a rally monkey.
2012-10-05 11:00:24 PM  
1 vote:

2012-10-05 10:49:42 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: Bud Select 55 is 2.4%. Not to mention they taste like crap. You're better off getting a beer you like and adding a quarter-cup of water.

the "55" is how many you can have in 8 hours and still be safe to drive.
2012-10-05 10:24:37 PM  
1 vote:
oh man, that last pitch was absolutely disgusting
2012-10-05 09:52:08 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: COmmercial....Link

SHe's purty but someone somewhere is tired of her shiat.
2012-10-05 09:19:23 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, hey, it's a commercial, isn't there something better to do? Link
2012-10-05 08:49:31 PM  
1 vote:
Unrelated to baseball, I finally dug out the metal splinter I got from work today. Tiny splinters that you can't see hurt like hell.
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