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(Huffington Post)   Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the main event: Octomom vs. Tanning Mom. Bring your puke bags   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 62
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2012-10-05 07:05:53 PM  
How can a match between two losers produce a winner?
 
2012-10-05 08:23:34 PM  
Well, I did always say I'd like to see 'em fist each other.

...but not this way.
 
2012-10-05 09:10:34 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: How can a match between two losers produce a winner?


BarkingUnicorn: How can a match between two losers produce a winner?


Simple al-jabr.

Both appear to be mid-Eastern types by superficial appearance.
 
2012-10-05 10:47:56 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 11:29:16 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

In this corner, the thunder thighs that produced 14 little guys, the vagina assembly line-a... THE OCTOMOM! And in this corner, the girl with a tan who can't get a man, weighing in at 135 pounds... TANNING MOM!


LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

/You all read that in his voice
 
2012-10-06 12:06:06 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-06 12:06:41 AM  
Whoever wins, we lose.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:04 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: How can a match between two losers produce a winner?


If, while they're fighting, the arena burns down and there are no survivors, then the winner will be society.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:54 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/oblig
 
2012-10-06 12:09:47 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, I did always say I'd like to see 'em fist each other.

...but not this way.


.... Ewwwwwe....

I admit it. I lol'd.
 
2012-10-06 12:11:58 AM  
img.gamespot.com
 
2012-10-06 12:16:08 AM  
The term "celebrity" has really taken a hit, I see.
 
2012-10-06 12:17:53 AM  
I'm going with Octomom. She has crazy on her side.
 
2012-10-06 12:18:23 AM  

Fano: [img.gamespot.com image 720x480]


goddamn, i miss that show
 
2012-10-06 12:18:48 AM  
Poor man's Angelina Jolie
 
2012-10-06 12:19:22 AM  
Can we get Vladimir Klitscho to fight both at the same time? That would be awesome.
 
2012-10-06 12:21:33 AM  
Can't be weirder than an intergender lego death match Link
 
2012-10-06 12:22:53 AM  
Make it a fight to the death and I'll watch.
 
2012-10-06 12:23:01 AM  
I need ten gallons of mind bleach just THINKING about the possible image.
 
2012-10-06 12:23:26 AM  
Oxygen at 2%... "Come on you biatch!!!!"
cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2012-10-06 12:28:42 AM  

L.D. Ablo: I'm going with Octomom. She has crazy on her side.


Pretty sure a woman who transforms herself into a real, live, Nutella mascot has a health dose of crazy.
 
2012-10-06 12:31:05 AM  
I really wish these people would just disappear and the media would let them die. I understand people love to watch a train wreck, but come on.

/Can't wait for the coming consequences of overpopulation
 
2012-10-06 12:31:37 AM  
It's not like the Octomom will agree to it... Her plastic surgeon will give her a note towards that...
 
2012-10-06 12:31:39 AM  
This is why al-Qaeda hates us.
 
2012-10-06 12:33:03 AM  
Michael Vick got in a lot of trouble for this type of thing.
 
2012-10-06 12:36:31 AM  
Put them in the ring, start the fight, and then fill the venue with concrete like they did at Chernobyl.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
2012-10-06 12:44:16 AM  
I don't think there's enough attention in the world to support this event
 
2012-10-06 12:47:25 AM  
Subby should stop, drop and roll.
 
2012-10-06 12:49:06 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: In this corner, the thunder thighs that produced 14 little guys, the vagina assembly line-a... THE OCTOMOM! And in this corner, the girl with a tan who can't get a man, weighing in at 135 pounds... TANNING MOM!


LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

/You all read that in his voice


I did, and it took FOREVER! Forever, forever.
 
2012-10-06 12:50:45 AM  

nastro: Subby should stop, drop and roll.


I had to re-read that. I thought you had said 'stop, drop and drool.'
 
2012-10-06 12:55:45 AM  
"And these nails are moneymakers."

wtf?
 
2012-10-06 01:22:33 AM  

GhostFish: Put them in the ring, start the fight, and then fill the venue with concrete like they did at Chernobyl.

It's the only way to be sure.


This may be slightly overengineered, but better that than the alternative.
 
2012-10-06 01:35:53 AM  
The public should completely ignore this event. Let the promoters lose all their money and maybe this type of rubbish will never occur again.
 
2012-10-06 01:36:50 AM  
How about let's not get it on...
 
2012-10-06 01:39:58 AM  
Midway through the fight, we partially flood the arena then release sharks and bears.
 
2012-10-06 01:40:54 AM  
Honey Boo Boo Mom vs JonBenet Ramsey Mom + Dad.
 
TKM
2012-10-06 01:43:37 AM  
Please God, let them both eat the fish before the fight.
 
2012-10-06 01:46:38 AM  
I'd bang the shiat outta octomom, while I'm erect.

/not erect
 
2012-10-06 01:49:58 AM  

6655321: The public should completely ignore this event. Let the promoters lose all their money and maybe this type of rubbish will never occur again.


This.
 
2012-10-06 01:50:14 AM  
How about if they both team up and beat the hell out of tot-mom?
 
2012-10-06 01:54:21 AM  
ten bucks on octomom.

she's got the height, the reach, lifting children all the time builds some serious stamina in the punching muscles.

also she actually trains, and has boxed, albeit on the celebrity circuit.
 
2012-10-06 02:00:47 AM  
Is this the game where if you get a pair you can discard them?
 
2012-10-06 02:07:42 AM  
So... it has come to this...
 
2012-10-06 02:14:56 AM  

gwenners: So... it has come to this...


you... me... this moment...
 
2012-10-06 02:25:36 AM  
I bet their mamas are so proud.
 
2012-10-06 02:43:37 AM  
This brings my thoughts to an important question.


Is there a guide to competitive lesbian sex scoring systems?
 
2012-10-06 03:06:10 AM  
no matter who wins, we all lose.
 
2012-10-06 03:30:37 AM  

jmsvrsn: How about if they both team up and beat the hell out of tot-mom?


Thank you! Yes! Nancy Grace could be the emcee for the event!

I think I'd actually pay money to see something like that...
 
2012-10-06 04:02:03 AM  
www.bellenews.com

The current heavyweight title holder.
 
2012-10-06 04:16:56 AM  

buttery_shame_cave: ten bucks on octomom.

she's got the height, the reach, lifting children all the time builds some serious stamina in the punching muscles.

also she actually trains, and has boxed, albeit on the celebrity circuit.


You scoff, but when I was a fitness trainer, I used to give new members a quickie fitness assessment: Five-minute cardio, arms, legs and back. I could always tell the moms with toddlers--they'd be overweight and their cardio would be shot to hell, but DAMN could they do some upper body work!
 
2012-10-06 07:03:59 AM  
Normally, Dunkin Donuts coffee is my favorite. However, I'm sitting in the Ft. Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport and the DD's coffee isn't that good. Luckily there are beautiful Latin women here to make me forget about the coffee.
 
2012-10-06 07:14:24 AM  
I know what an Octomom is but I've never heard of Tanning Mom. How could I have been so unfortunate?

/Only recently learned of Honey Boo Boo. I can't avoid these people, no matter how hard I try.
 
2012-10-06 08:02:42 AM  
www.inquisitr.com

Playing the winner of the match.
 
2012-10-06 08:48:57 AM  
How about a jello wrestling match that turns into some steamy lesbian action with strap-ons.
 
2012-10-06 08:51:59 AM  
Here's a sneak peak of the action.
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-06 10:43:47 AM  
I'll burn in Hell for saying it, but Tanning Mom's looks have actually improved.

/yeah, still not saying a lot.
 
2012-10-06 12:14:30 PM  
Here's my advice for the two ladies.

Octomom: don't punch Tan Mom in the face cause all that UV radiation has killed her nerve endings there. You need to punch her in the bewbs.

Tan Mom: don't punch Octomom in the gut. All those spawns have destroyed the nerve endings in her abdomen, so your flabby punch will feel like a mid summer breeze. Instead, punch her on the shoulder, cause she seems to have problems picking up after herself and the kids.
 
2012-10-06 02:53:54 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-10-06 02:59:20 PM  
Is this some kind of twist on the "Who would you do?" game?
 
2012-10-06 04:34:10 PM  

bim1154: How about a jello wrestling match that turns into some steamy lesbian action with strap-ons.


Ah fark, Ill admit it...Id watch it.

Been a few weeks since the wife has given some up...standards dropping rapidly...
 
2012-10-06 04:50:45 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: bim1154: How about a jello wrestling match that turns into some steamy lesbian action with strap-ons.

Ah fark, Ill admit it...Id watch it.

Been a few weeks since the wife has given some up...standards dropping rapidly...


My wife's girlfriend gave her 3 volumes of "50 Shades of Grey". Was a long dry spell before that... now I'm farking running out of places to hide.
 
2012-10-07 10:12:14 AM  
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Oxygen at 2%... "Come on you biatch!!!!"
[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 525x385]


Best southpark EVAR
 
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