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(Huffington Post)   Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the main event: Octomom vs. Tanning Mom. Bring your puke bags   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 62
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2012-10-06 07:03:59 AM  
Normally, Dunkin Donuts coffee is my favorite. However, I'm sitting in the Ft. Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport and the DD's coffee isn't that good. Luckily there are beautiful Latin women here to make me forget about the coffee.
 
2012-10-06 07:14:24 AM  
I know what an Octomom is but I've never heard of Tanning Mom. How could I have been so unfortunate?

/Only recently learned of Honey Boo Boo. I can't avoid these people, no matter how hard I try.
 
2012-10-06 08:02:42 AM  
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Playing the winner of the match.
 
2012-10-06 08:48:57 AM  
How about a jello wrestling match that turns into some steamy lesbian action with strap-ons.
 
2012-10-06 08:51:59 AM  
Here's a sneak peak of the action.
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2012-10-06 10:43:47 AM  
I'll burn in Hell for saying it, but Tanning Mom's looks have actually improved.

/yeah, still not saying a lot.
 
2012-10-06 12:14:30 PM  
Here's my advice for the two ladies.

Octomom: don't punch Tan Mom in the face cause all that UV radiation has killed her nerve endings there. You need to punch her in the bewbs.

Tan Mom: don't punch Octomom in the gut. All those spawns have destroyed the nerve endings in her abdomen, so your flabby punch will feel like a mid summer breeze. Instead, punch her on the shoulder, cause she seems to have problems picking up after herself and the kids.
 
2012-10-06 02:53:54 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-10-06 02:59:20 PM  
Is this some kind of twist on the "Who would you do?" game?
 
2012-10-06 04:34:10 PM  

bim1154: How about a jello wrestling match that turns into some steamy lesbian action with strap-ons.


Ah fark, Ill admit it...Id watch it.

Been a few weeks since the wife has given some up...standards dropping rapidly...
 
2012-10-06 04:50:45 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: bim1154: How about a jello wrestling match that turns into some steamy lesbian action with strap-ons.

Ah fark, Ill admit it...Id watch it.

Been a few weeks since the wife has given some up...standards dropping rapidly...


My wife's girlfriend gave her 3 volumes of "50 Shades of Grey". Was a long dry spell before that... now I'm farking running out of places to hide.
 
2012-10-07 10:12:14 AM  
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Oxygen at 2%... "Come on you biatch!!!!"
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Best southpark EVAR
 
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