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(Huffington Post)   Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the main event: Octomom vs. Tanning Mom. Bring your puke bags   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 62
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2012-10-05 07:05:53 PM
How can a match between two losers produce a winner?
 
2012-10-05 08:23:34 PM
Well, I did always say I'd like to see 'em fist each other.

...but not this way.
 
2012-10-05 09:10:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: How can a match between two losers produce a winner?


BarkingUnicorn: How can a match between two losers produce a winner?


Simple al-jabr.

Both appear to be mid-Eastern types by superficial appearance.
 
2012-10-05 10:47:56 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 11:29:16 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

In this corner, the thunder thighs that produced 14 little guys, the vagina assembly line-a... THE OCTOMOM! And in this corner, the girl with a tan who can't get a man, weighing in at 135 pounds... TANNING MOM!


LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

/You all read that in his voice
 
2012-10-06 12:06:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-06 12:06:41 AM
Whoever wins, we lose.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:04 AM

BarkingUnicorn: How can a match between two losers produce a winner?


If, while they're fighting, the arena burns down and there are no survivors, then the winner will be society.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:54 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

/oblig
 
2012-10-06 12:09:47 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, I did always say I'd like to see 'em fist each other.

...but not this way.


.... Ewwwwwe....

I admit it. I lol'd.
 
2012-10-06 12:11:58 AM
img.gamespot.com
 
2012-10-06 12:16:08 AM
The term "celebrity" has really taken a hit, I see.
 
2012-10-06 12:17:53 AM
I'm going with Octomom. She has crazy on her side.
 
2012-10-06 12:18:23 AM

Fano: [img.gamespot.com image 720x480]


goddamn, i miss that show
 
2012-10-06 12:18:48 AM
Poor man's Angelina Jolie
 
2012-10-06 12:19:22 AM
Can we get Vladimir Klitscho to fight both at the same time? That would be awesome.
 
2012-10-06 12:21:33 AM
Can't be weirder than an intergender lego death match Link
 
2012-10-06 12:22:53 AM
Make it a fight to the death and I'll watch.
 
2012-10-06 12:23:01 AM
I need ten gallons of mind bleach just THINKING about the possible image.
 
2012-10-06 12:23:26 AM
Oxygen at 2%... "Come on you biatch!!!!"
cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2012-10-06 12:28:42 AM

L.D. Ablo: I'm going with Octomom. She has crazy on her side.


Pretty sure a woman who transforms herself into a real, live, Nutella mascot has a health dose of crazy.
 
2012-10-06 12:31:05 AM
I really wish these people would just disappear and the media would let them die. I understand people love to watch a train wreck, but come on.

/Can't wait for the coming consequences of overpopulation
 
2012-10-06 12:31:37 AM
It's not like the Octomom will agree to it... Her plastic surgeon will give her a note towards that...
 
2012-10-06 12:31:39 AM
This is why al-Qaeda hates us.
 
2012-10-06 12:33:03 AM
Michael Vick got in a lot of trouble for this type of thing.
 
2012-10-06 12:36:31 AM
Put them in the ring, start the fight, and then fill the venue with concrete like they did at Chernobyl.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
2012-10-06 12:44:16 AM
I don't think there's enough attention in the world to support this event
 
2012-10-06 12:47:25 AM
Subby should stop, drop and roll.
 
2012-10-06 12:49:06 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: In this corner, the thunder thighs that produced 14 little guys, the vagina assembly line-a... THE OCTOMOM! And in this corner, the girl with a tan who can't get a man, weighing in at 135 pounds... TANNING MOM!


LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

/You all read that in his voice


I did, and it took FOREVER! Forever, forever.
 
2012-10-06 12:50:45 AM

nastro: Subby should stop, drop and roll.


I had to re-read that. I thought you had said 'stop, drop and drool.'
 
2012-10-06 12:55:45 AM
"And these nails are moneymakers."

wtf?
 
2012-10-06 01:22:33 AM

GhostFish: Put them in the ring, start the fight, and then fill the venue with concrete like they did at Chernobyl.

It's the only way to be sure.


This may be slightly overengineered, but better that than the alternative.
 
2012-10-06 01:35:53 AM
The public should completely ignore this event. Let the promoters lose all their money and maybe this type of rubbish will never occur again.
 
2012-10-06 01:36:50 AM
How about let's not get it on...
 
2012-10-06 01:39:58 AM
Midway through the fight, we partially flood the arena then release sharks and bears.
 
2012-10-06 01:40:54 AM
Honey Boo Boo Mom vs JonBenet Ramsey Mom + Dad.
 
TKM
2012-10-06 01:43:37 AM
Please God, let them both eat the fish before the fight.
 
2012-10-06 01:46:38 AM
I'd bang the shiat outta octomom, while I'm erect.

/not erect
 
2012-10-06 01:49:58 AM

6655321: The public should completely ignore this event. Let the promoters lose all their money and maybe this type of rubbish will never occur again.


This.
 
2012-10-06 01:50:14 AM
How about if they both team up and beat the hell out of tot-mom?
 
2012-10-06 01:54:21 AM
ten bucks on octomom.

she's got the height, the reach, lifting children all the time builds some serious stamina in the punching muscles.

also she actually trains, and has boxed, albeit on the celebrity circuit.
 
2012-10-06 02:00:47 AM
Is this the game where if you get a pair you can discard them?
 
2012-10-06 02:07:42 AM
So... it has come to this...
 
2012-10-06 02:14:56 AM

gwenners: So... it has come to this...


you... me... this moment...
 
2012-10-06 02:25:36 AM
I bet their mamas are so proud.
 
2012-10-06 02:43:37 AM
This brings my thoughts to an important question.


Is there a guide to competitive lesbian sex scoring systems?
 
2012-10-06 03:06:10 AM
no matter who wins, we all lose.
 
2012-10-06 03:30:37 AM

jmsvrsn: How about if they both team up and beat the hell out of tot-mom?


Thank you! Yes! Nancy Grace could be the emcee for the event!

I think I'd actually pay money to see something like that...
 
2012-10-06 04:02:03 AM
www.bellenews.com

The current heavyweight title holder.
 
2012-10-06 04:16:56 AM

buttery_shame_cave: ten bucks on octomom.

she's got the height, the reach, lifting children all the time builds some serious stamina in the punching muscles.

also she actually trains, and has boxed, albeit on the celebrity circuit.


You scoff, but when I was a fitness trainer, I used to give new members a quickie fitness assessment: Five-minute cardio, arms, legs and back. I could always tell the moms with toddlers--they'd be overweight and their cardio would be shot to hell, but DAMN could they do some upper body work!
 
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