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(Huffington Post)   Teabagger candidate for Kansas state house explains bizarre anti-Obama Facebook rant by saying he wanted to help end racism. Bonus: he pulls out the "I have black friends" line   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 49
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2012-10-06 12:17:16 AM  
7 votes:
"One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

www.occupyforaccountability.org

W see Breitbart enjoying a STELLA ARTOIS beer.

STELLA ARTOIS = Belgic beer = Belgium (kinda like France)

France = Socialistic medecine

Socialistic medecine = Fartbongo

Breitbart = Fartbongo
2012-10-05 05:07:37 PM  
6 votes:
that's mighty white of him.
2012-10-06 12:27:31 AM  
4 votes:
Man, I usually just delete my drunk facebook rants.
2012-10-05 05:20:02 PM  
4 votes:

cman: I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


fair point. my second statement was a general statement. i didn't mean to imply the man was racist. but the "i have black friends" thing is a classic tipoff. and teabaggers LOVE to claim that it is in fact those who point out racism who are the racists. so that was the context under which i was operating.

but you're right; perhaps i was a tad hasty. perhaps this man is in fact a beacon of tolerance.
2012-10-05 04:58:59 PM  
4 votes:
judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.
2012-10-06 09:16:23 AM  
3 votes:

cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?


For one, you can't say "it's ok, I have black friends" after you say some racist crap.

However, today is your lucky day! By virtue of me replying to your post, you now have a black friend!

But wait! there is more! I am female, so you can also tell all the misogynist jokes you want ..... (with the disclaimer that your black female friend would find them funny)

You are welcome.
2012-10-06 07:48:48 AM  
3 votes:

Kibbler: People have told him in the past that they voted for Obama to prove they're not racist. They've told him. In the past. Which does not mean he made it up or imagined it.

Similarly, I will vote for Romney simply to prove thst I'm not prejudicced against Mormons. Then, every time I meet a frothing Mormon hater, I'll make a point of telling him my reason for my vote.


I know a frothing Mormon hater. Guy just sits in Starbucks all day drinking double lattes. Between sips he utters "Fark Kolob."
2012-10-06 01:18:29 AM  
3 votes:

Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?


What?

Obama is shoving race down conservatives' throats constantly!

He walks around being all black and all and then he plays it all cool, like he's not doing it on purpose.
2012-10-06 12:27:55 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: "I was really fed up with people smearing the Constitution and spitting on the Founding Fathers' idea of how the country was founded,"

Let me guess: we're supposed to be a Christian nation, right?


I love that one of his hobbies is going to church. Cause god is a hobby.
2012-10-05 06:13:37 PM  
3 votes:
"I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist."

These people reside in the same universe as the Obama that was in Clint Eastwood's chair.
2012-10-05 05:42:19 PM  
3 votes:

Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?


you did see that he's a republican, yes?
2012-10-06 12:56:50 PM  
2 votes:
I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist

So much this! I mean, I'm in the voting booth and I want to vote for the white guy, but that tv screen you poke to make you selection is just staring back at me. Unblinking. Unswerving. And so damn judgemental.

And polls - don't even get me started on those. As soon as I tell some random pollster who called my who, whom I have never met and will never hear from again, that I am going to vote for Romney I can just here him saying "Oh, you're a member of the Klan aren't you". I mean, those words are coming out of the phone but I HEAR them.
2012-10-06 09:49:22 AM  
2 votes:

Mrembo: cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?

For one, you can't say "it's ok, I have black friends" after you say some racist crap.

However, today is your lucky day! By virtue of me replying to your post, you now have a black friend!

But wait! there is more! I am female, so you can also tell all the misogynist jokes you want ..... (with the disclaimer that your black female friend would find them funny)

You are welcome.


Ooh, ooh! Can you help me with advice too?
Can I say I have a black friend if it's actually my wife's friend? I don't know much about him because she makes me get in the closet when he comes over. From the little I'm able to hear his name is Gary (no clue why she needs to yell his name so loud...) and I think he's a Rapper that works in construction cause my wife seems fascinated with his big black clock and something about studs and nailing. Anyway, does that count?
2012-10-06 04:58:11 AM  
2 votes:

Whiskey Pete: He's just demonstrating that descent is the highest form of patriotic.

And I hope that Breitbart is getting ass raped in hell.


That's cruel and uncalled for. Isn't it enough for you libtards that at this moment, Breitbart is the middle part of a human centipede along with Lee Atwater and Glenn Beck's mother?

You farkers are never satisfied, I guess.
2012-10-06 12:27:11 AM  
2 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Mantour: "One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

[www.occupyforaccountability.org image 435x500]

W see Breitbart enjoying a STELLA ARTOIS beer.

STELLA ARTOIS = Belgic beer = Belgium (kinda like France)

France = Socialistic medecine

Socialistic medecine = Fartbongo

Breitbart = Fartbongo

Is he really wearing a snuggie in public?


HOW DARE YOU insult a dead hero who cannot defend himself!!11!!

/ I think it's a slanket
2012-10-05 09:10:59 PM  
2 votes:
FTA - he wrote the rambling message on his personal Facebook account "when I was really mad."

And by "really mad," he means, "drunk."

/it would explain a lot
2012-10-07 01:44:38 PM  
1 votes:

Degenz: meh...: You really need a hobby or something. After all, this is only FARK. Peace Brother.

Peace on you.
[ronbenningtoninterviews.com image 435x290]


Only because this is FARK (and the fact I'm an ass) I leave you with this...

www.troll.me
2012-10-07 11:57:37 AM  
1 votes:

Degenz: propasaurus:
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here, lazy ass.


Ever consider the fact you weren't worth the effort to post the picture? :P
2012-10-07 03:41:29 AM  
1 votes:

Degenz: BuckTurgidson: Degenz: meh...: Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x304]

Not really, he brought up some obscure bullshiat that happened weeks ago and I forgot about it until he rudely shoved it in my face. He's the biggest piece of stalking shiat I've ever seen on Fark.

Maybe ... and I'm just sayin' ... you're an intelligent and perceptive --- I guess that means, sensitive (by which I TOTALLY do not mean "twitchy and psychotic") --- sensitive person. But ... I'm just sayin' ... maybe - maybe, just spitballin' here - maybe you weren't cut out for Fark.

I mean I hope you are! Because I like you! A lot!.

but just sayin'. Not sayin', just sayin'.

If by "not cut out for Fark" you mean I'm a crotchety old bastard whose become nauseated with the typical frat boy, circle jerking antics of some people around here then, yes, yes I am. At some point the juvenile snarkiness just becomes stale. No matter how much sophistry is plastered on the comments it all just smells of mental masturbation.


Well, bye.
2012-10-07 12:22:57 AM  
1 votes:

Degenz: meh...: Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x304]

Not really, he brought up some obscure bullshiat that happened weeks ago and I forgot about it until he rudely shoved it in my face. He's the biggest piece of stalking shiat I've ever seen on Fark.


Maybe ... and I'm just sayin' ... you're an intelligent and perceptive --- I guess that means, sensitive (by which I TOTALLY do not mean "twitchy and psychotic") --- sensitive person. But ... I'm just sayin' ... maybe - maybe, just spitballin' here - maybe you weren't cut out for Fark.

I mean I hope you are! Because I like you! A lot!.

but just sayin'. Not sayin', just sayin'.
2012-10-06 08:16:56 PM  
1 votes:

Degenz: meh...: Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x304]

Not really, he brought up some obscure bullshiat that happened weeks ago and I forgot about it until he rudely shoved it in my face. He's the biggest piece of stalking shiat I've ever seen on Fark.


t0.gstatic.com
2012-10-06 04:39:24 PM  
1 votes:

Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-06 02:14:46 PM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Right, which means no white person is ever racist, Jesse Jackson is the real racist, both sides are bad, Hispanics are banned from the Supreme Court, and Zimmerman is now Sheriff of Jacksonville so vote Republican.


So... you're a social worker?
2012-10-06 11:00:55 AM  
1 votes:

DoctorCal: That's disturbing. Where are the hoods?


they don't need hoods. it's okay to be openly racist in these modern times.
2012-10-06 10:43:09 AM  
1 votes:
*Sigh*, this farking state. Some mornings, I just want to wake up, get dressed, walk out of my house, and start slapping the ever loving shiat out of anyone that happens to be around.
2012-10-06 10:01:46 AM  
1 votes:

dickfreckle: Anyway, but you're "really mad." Dude, stay off the internet when you're seeking office. Jesus, even our worst retards here understand as much.
Dumbass.


I miss Rick Santorum since he gave up Fark. He really was a hoot. But you could tell that he never recovered after some big meanies told him to look up his name.

Mrembo: cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?
For one, you can't say "it's ok, I have black friends" after you say some racist crap.
However, today is your lucky day! By virtue of me replying to your post, you now have a black friend!
But wait! there is more! I am female, so you can also tell all the misogynist jokes you want ..... (with the disclaimer that your black female friend would find them funny)
You are welcome.


OMG OMG OMG, I"m so excited!!!! I'm a girl too, so we can have slumber parties and you can sleep at my house! It's in Montana, so we could have big parties when you come over! All the liberals around here are desperate for their own black friend.
2012-10-06 09:38:32 AM  
1 votes:

ShuyaNanahara: St Andrew: I love that among all the "Kansans are a bunch of tea bagging idiots" comments that none of you caught that he is running against an incumbent Democrat.

Don't let that stop your fun little narrative though, confirmation bias is fun!

If I click on your profile, I'm going to see that you're from Kansas and a tea-bagging idiot, aren't I?


i720.photobucket.com
2012-10-06 09:14:55 AM  
1 votes:

St Andrew: I love that among all the "Kansans are a bunch of tea bagging idiots" comments that none of you caught that he is running against an incumbent Democrat.

Don't let that stop your fun little narrative though, confirmation bias is fun!


If I click on your profile, I'm going to see that you're from Kansas and a tea-bagging idiot, aren't I?
2012-10-06 08:17:06 AM  
1 votes:

thamike: cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.

All it implies is that he's either full of sh*t or demented. There's a reason Steven Colbert lampoons assholes who go on and on about being "colorblind." If you don't know that reason, you probably "don't see color" either.


Hey, he could have a black friend. Actually, he's probably just referring to his autographed picture of Carlton from Fresh Prince.
2012-10-06 02:11:31 AM  
1 votes:

Mantour: "One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

DerangedHoboInASnuggie.jpg


Everytime I see that dude, I can't get over the fact that someone with such a cushy upbringing looked that haggard at 43. 

I've seen First Sergeants his age who have done half-a-dozen combat tours and gotten multiple Purple Hearts, and they look 15 years younger than him.
2012-10-06 02:06:44 AM  
1 votes:

obamadidcoke: So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


i49.tinypic.com
2012-10-06 01:41:15 AM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?


Getting drunk on Soju while listening to The xx, and then lengthy updates on his progress on creating a battalion of Afro-Futurism inspired Warhammer 40,000 miniature Space Marine figures*.


*Your experiences may vary.
2012-10-06 01:23:28 AM  
1 votes:

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.
2012-10-06 01:19:33 AM  
1 votes:
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johngushue.typepad.com
2012-10-06 01:12:45 AM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.


How much you wanna bet he never met Breitbart? Or if he did, it was a quick handshake in a rope line or some such.

/he never washed that hand again
//it's his fapping hand.
2012-10-06 12:44:49 AM  
1 votes:

Mantour: Mrtraveler01: snuggie

Conservatives LOVES the Snuggie:

Joe the plumber:

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Tucker Clarkson:

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Mary Katherine Ham:

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Mr. Conservative, Gover Norquist

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Am I the only liberal who owns a snuggie AND is sane enough not to wear it in public?
2012-10-06 12:36:04 AM  
1 votes:
I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?
2012-10-06 12:30:56 AM  
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: snuggie


Conservatives LOVES the Snuggie:

Joe the plumber:

cache.gawker.com

Tucker Clarkson:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Mary Katherine Ham:

images.politico.com

Mr. Conservative, Gover Norquist

images.politico.com
2012-10-06 12:30:51 AM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.


images.wikia.com
2012-10-06 12:21:21 AM  
1 votes:

Mantour: "One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

[www.occupyforaccountability.org image 435x500]

W see Breitbart enjoying a STELLA ARTOIS beer.

STELLA ARTOIS = Belgic beer = Belgium (kinda like France)

France = Socialistic medecine

Socialistic medecine = Fartbongo

Breitbart = Fartbongo


Is he really wearing a snuggie in public?
2012-10-06 12:21:09 AM  
1 votes:
He's just demonstrating that descent is the highest form of patriotic.

And I hope that Breitbart is getting ass raped in hell.
2012-10-06 12:11:06 AM  
1 votes:

Corvus: cman: I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.

Riiiiight it's like when people say "I am not racist BUT..." they are also trying not to be racist.



images3.wikia.nocookie.net
You know my brother once told me? That nothing someone says before the word but really counts.
2012-10-05 11:39:31 PM  
1 votes:

cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


Good point. People who say their not being racists ALWAYS are not racist... Yeeeeah...
2012-10-05 10:20:26 PM  
1 votes:

dugitman: Richard Saunders: FTA - he wrote the rambling message on his personal Facebook account "when I was really mad."

And by "really mad," he means, "drunk."

/it would explain a lot

No kidding. He's 25- just admit (or say) you were drunk and acting like a dumbass. 


Because good, honest, hard working, God fearing Christians don't drink intoxicating spirits.
2012-10-05 08:54:53 PM  
1 votes:
A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.
2012-10-05 08:43:10 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: "I was really fed up with people smearing the Constitution and spitting on the Founding Fathers' idea of how the country was founded,"

Let me guess: we're supposed to be a Christian nation, right?


For a very specific definition of 'Christian.' Also: black people and wimmenfolk really need to learn their place.
2012-10-05 08:36:27 PM  
1 votes:
"I was really fed up with people smearing the Constitution and spitting on the Founding Fathers' idea of how the country was founded,"

Let me guess: we're supposed to be a Christian nation, right?
2012-10-05 08:17:41 PM  
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

"One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"


He sounds wicked smrt.
2012-10-05 07:36:49 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: i didn't mean to imply the man was racist. but the "i have black friends" thing is a classic tipoff. and teabaggers LOVE to claim that it is in fact those who point out racism who are the racists. so that was the context under which i was operating



This is the classic "he who smelt it, dealt it" theory propounded by Professor Allen West soon to be published as a monograph by Liberty University on its Grand Dragon Trade Press label. Look for his book tour coming to Fox News just as soon as he needs some more money.
 
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