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(Huffington Post)   Teabagger candidate for Kansas state house explains bizarre anti-Obama Facebook rant by saying he wanted to help end racism. Bonus: he pulls out the "I have black friends" line   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 209
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2012-10-06 12:49:39 AM  

Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.


Survey Says: X
 
2012-10-06 12:55:07 AM  
Drunk 25 year old embarrasses himself on facebook.

So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.
 
2012-10-06 01:00:21 AM  

Blue_Blazer: Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.

Survey Says: X


...well played, sir. Well played.
 
2012-10-06 01:01:44 AM  

Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.

Survey Says: X

...well played, sir. Well played.


Thanks. I know there's that whole joke about confusing the two, but that seemed appropriate.
 
2012-10-06 01:10:01 AM  
Garvey, a 25-year-old property owner/manager...

And who wants to bet every single one of his tenants is on Section 8?
 
2012-10-06 01:10:37 AM  

obamadidcoke: Drunk 25 year old embarrasses himself on facebook.

So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com 

With enough clicks, we can get Google to point to this thread when search for Republicans
 
2012-10-06 01:11:56 AM  
God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.
 
2012-10-06 01:12:45 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.


How much you wanna bet he never met Breitbart? Or if he did, it was a quick handshake in a rope line or some such.

/he never washed that hand again
//it's his fapping hand.
 
2012-10-06 01:17:40 AM  
this is the end product of right wing social conditioning
 
2012-10-06 01:18:29 AM  

Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?


What?

Obama is shoving race down conservatives' throats constantly!

He walks around being all black and all and then he plays it all cool, like he's not doing it on purpose.
 
2012-10-06 01:19:33 AM  
csmoody.files.wordpress.com

johngushue.typepad.com
 
2012-10-06 01:21:38 AM  
Martin's death in Florida. He linked the focus on Martin to Florida's status as a swing state in the presidential election

Yes. Trayvon Martin set out to be killed so that Obama could carry Florida in this election.
 
2012-10-06 01:22:30 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-06 01:23:28 AM  

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.
 
2012-10-06 01:25:22 AM  

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!
 
2012-10-06 01:26:03 AM  

Kevin72: Martin's death in Florida. He linked the focus on Martin to Florida's status as a swing state in the presidential election

Yes. Trayvon Martin set out to be killed so that Obama could carry Florida in this election.


I think it's more:
Blacks kill THOUSANDS of white people EVERY DAY. But ONE black kid gets killed by a white guy and suddenly it's a national issue.
 
2012-10-06 01:28:12 AM  

jaytkay: Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?

What?

Obama is shoving race down conservatives' throats constantly!

He walks around being all black and all and then he plays it all cool, like he's not doing it on purpose.


No no no. It's because he acts all uppity. The nerve of that knee grow acting all smart and shiat.
 
2012-10-06 01:30:03 AM  
Garvey, a 25-year-old property owner/manager, told The Huffington Post that he wrote the rambling message on his personal Facebook account "when I was really mad."

I get drunk, too. You now what? I OWN it. Also, the worst thing I ever post to FaceFark is political invective or dick jokes.

Anyway, but you're "really mad." Dude, stay off the internet when you're seeking office. Jesus, even our worst retards here understand as much.

Dumbass.
 
2012-10-06 01:30:57 AM  

obamadidcoke: Drunk 25 year old embarrasses himself on facebook.

So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


It's old news
 
2012-10-06 01:34:09 AM  

dickfreckle: Also, the worst thing I ever post to FaceFark is political invective or dick jokes.


Dammit - the worst things don't post.
 
2012-10-06 01:34:12 AM  

Blue_Blazer: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!


Wait, are you talking about the speech he gave in 2007 when he was running the first time, or something new? Because the only one I heard of was some ancient, well covered, retoric that they used and failed with the first time. It don't mean a thang if it ain't got that zing.
Bullworth democrat, that's me.
 
2012-10-06 01:41:15 AM  

cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?


Getting drunk on Soju while listening to The xx, and then lengthy updates on his progress on creating a battalion of Afro-Futurism inspired Warhammer 40,000 miniature Space Marine figures*.


*Your experiences may vary.
 
2012-10-06 01:44:49 AM  
Farking KS
 
2012-10-06 01:50:22 AM  

redheededstepchild: Blue_Blazer: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!

Wait, are you talking about the speech he gave in 2007 when he was running the first time, or something new? Because the only one I heard of was some ancient, well covered, retoric that they used and failed with the first time. It don't mean a thang if it ain't got that zing.
Bullworth democrat, that's me.



I didn't know what a Bullworth is. Ironically, Google led me to a Breitbart article 9/24/2012 imploring Romney to be a Bullworth.
 
2012-10-06 01:59:30 AM  

Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.


No, that's Richard Dawson. This guy:

joeprose.typepad.com

He's talking about Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and evolutionary biologist. This guy

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-06 02:01:34 AM  

redheededstepchild: Blue_Blazer: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!

Wait, are you talking about the speech he gave in 2007 when he was running the first time, or something new? Because the only one I heard of was some ancient, well covered, retoric that they used and failed with the first time. It don't mean a thang if it ain't got that zing.
Bullworth democrat, that's me.


Well Bullworth, I was talking about that speech.
I figured the "Zing" would have clued you in that I was joking.
 
2012-10-06 02:04:54 AM  
Satanic_Hamster:
I think it's more:
Blacks kill THOUSANDS of white people EVERY DAY. But ONE black kid gets killed by a white guy and suddenly it's a national issue.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-06 02:06:44 AM  

obamadidcoke: So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-06 02:10:46 AM  

friday13: Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.

No, that's Richard Dawson. This guy:

[joeprose.typepad.com image 252x360]

He's talking about Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and evolutionary biologist. This guy

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x313]


Who's the new guy?

/RIP Sophie Hawkins
 
2012-10-06 02:11:31 AM  

Mantour: "One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

DerangedHoboInASnuggie.jpg


Everytime I see that dude, I can't get over the fact that someone with such a cushy upbringing looked that haggard at 43. 

I've seen First Sergeants his age who have done half-a-dozen combat tours and gotten multiple Purple Hearts, and they look 15 years younger than him.
 
2012-10-06 02:16:06 AM  

friday13: No, that's Richard Dawson. This guy:


He's talking about Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and evolutionary biologist. This guy


Oh, I see. Richard Dawkins. I love his Planet Earth videos.
 
2012-10-06 02:26:37 AM  

Krymson Tyde: FlashHarry: Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?

you did see that he's a republican, yes?

Ha! Yeah, but still.


fusillade762: Lionel Mandrake: A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.

[colbert-with-black-friend image 503x375]


propasaurus: How much you wanna bet he never met Breitbart? Or if he did, it was a quick handshake in a rope line or some such.

/he never washed that hand again
//it's his fapping hand.


Maybe he learned his grammar from these fine educators?
 
2012-10-06 02:27:42 AM  
We're going to see more of this shiat as the decade progresses. The Republicans really have no response for the racism. It's been written about and talked about so much that any excuse these sad assholes can come up with to evade the issue will just be shot down. It's like the funniest way to learn about racism's corrosive effects by watching these losers reenact it, only to get shot down time and again for simply not bothering to exercise the slightest bit of humility.

On top of it, we're going to get more victimization from them as well. Because bootstraps only applies to ethnic people.
 
2012-10-06 02:32:10 AM  

libranoelrose: Farking KS


Bleeding Kansas
 
2012-10-06 02:34:18 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: We're going to see more of this shiat as the decade progresses. The Republicans really have no response for the racism. It's been written about and talked about so much that any excuse these sad assholes can come up with to evade the issue will just be shot down. It's like the funniest way to learn about racism's corrosive effects by watching these losers reenact it, only to get shot down time and again for simply not bothering to exercise the slightest bit of humility.

On top of it, we're going to get more victimization from them as well. Because bootstraps only applies to ethnic people.

 
2012-10-06 02:40:40 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: We're going to see more of this shiat as the decade progresses. The Republicans really have no response for the racism. It's been written about and talked about so much that any excuse these sad assholes can come up with to evade the issue will just be shot down. It's like the funniest way to learn about racism's corrosive effects by watching these losers reenact it, only to get shot down time and again for simply not bothering to exercise the slightest bit of humility.

On top of it, we're going to get more victimization from them as well. Because bootstraps only applies to ethnic people.


And a lot more projection. Remember: only liberals are racist because they're the ones that keep talking about race. This pure as the driven snow Kansan has a black friend, so there is no race discrimination on his part.
 
2012-10-06 02:43:10 AM  

Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?


i.imgur.com

He did in fact give a major speech on the issue when the Jeremiah Wright issue was big. He started out by citing one William Faulkner, the Nobel Laureate titan of American Southern Literature, and probably outside of Toni Morrison the most trenchant literary analyst of race in American literature overall. 

The larger point is that by virtue of being openly Black and in a position of power, his very presence invokes race. That's the power of Whiteness---in terms of the Presidency race was socially invisible before Obama--that every President was White was just taken for granted as the normative state by the dominant culture. Now you can't do that anymore because the structural features of racism have been highlighted by Presidenting While Black. And it frustrates those who enjoy deploying the cultural capital of Whiteness as the default "invisible" background norm. At this time and place that social niche is predominantly Republican. Conservatives really enjoy trying to make racism a matter of personal preference and behavior, hence "I can't be racist I've got Black friends." They do not want to acknowledge that "race" is a complex base feature of American social experience---quite literally experienced as a "cultural fact."

"The past isn't dead and buried. In fact it isn't even past." - William Faulkner, quoted by Barack Obama in 2008.
 
2012-10-06 02:51:48 AM  
FTFA: He told HuffPost he believes that legislators should be limited to introducing seven bills each a year and that the Legislature should focus its time on reviewing established programs and previously passed laws every two years to see if they are still needed.

For all of his asshattery, these particular points are not bad. Many states have a lot of outdated and unconstitutional laws. Like laws that prohibit atheists from holding office and that punish something called "sodomy."
 
2012-10-06 02:57:39 AM  

Somacandra: For all of his asshattery, these particular points are not bad. Many states have a lot of outdated and unconstitutional laws. Like laws that prohibit atheists from holding office and that punish something called "sodomy."


The problem is, though, he's not talking about those laws. He's talking about Obamacare, pro-marriage equality amendments, the Civil Rights Act, Roe v Wade and things like that.
 
2012-10-06 03:03:03 AM  

obamadidcoke: Drunk 25 year old embarrasses himself on facebook.

So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


It's because they only feel at home wearing a long, loose-fitting garment over their clothes.

http://www.proa.org/exhibiciones/pasadas/serrano/sala2/klansman-gran- d ragon.jpeg
 
2012-10-06 03:03:47 AM  
Preview? What preview?

www.granitegrok.com
 
2012-10-06 03:12:30 AM  

Sgt Otter: Everytime I see that dude, I can't get over the fact that someone with such a cushy upbringing looked that haggard at 43.

I've seen First Sergeants his age who have done half-a-dozen combat tours and gotten multiple Purple Hearts, and they look 15 years younger than him.


Well are they alcoholic, coke addicts wiht rage issues that spend a good 30 minutes screaming at OWS to stop raping people?
/Seriously I'm a fat ass farker and I'm going to live a lot longer then he did,
 
2012-10-06 03:23:58 AM  
I know that English literacy tests for voters may be prejudicial but can we consider them for political candidates?
 
2012-10-06 03:40:37 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: The problem is, though, he's not talking about those laws. He's talking about Obamacare, pro-marriage equality amendments, the Civil Rights Act, Roe v Wade and things like that.


I'm sure that is true. However, in order to accomplish any specifics, there must be an overall policy. But its not like State Legislatures can nullify constitutional amendments, Federal laws or SCOTUS decisions at any level. So I'm not too worried about that.
 
2012-10-06 03:46:34 AM  

Somacandra: Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?

He did in fact give a major speech on the issue when the Jeremiah Wright issue was big. He started out by citing one William Faulkner, the Nobel Laure
"The past isn't dead and buried. In fact it isn't even past." - William Faulkner, quoted by Barack Obama in 2008.

.
Thank you, Somacandra. Right. 2008. The crybaby from Kansas was saying Obama always talks about
race. 2008. 2008.
 
2012-10-06 03:50:04 AM  
So what's his Fark name?
 
2012-10-06 04:27:30 AM  
Those crazy kids
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 04:31:20 AM  

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


A woman--girl? woman?--in school with me when I got my Criminal Justice degree wrote an entire term paper with "you" written as "u". I saw it when we had to turn our papers in at the end of class. There might have been a minor earthquake that day from my jaw hitting the floor. I don't know what grade she got, or if she got a grade. It was a TERM PAPER.

I think it may be time to leave this planet.
 
2012-10-06 04:38:52 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Preview? What preview?


... and now, Mr. Garvey is here to propose a Final Solution to the racial question in America

/Godwin'd
 
2012-10-06 04:58:11 AM  

Whiskey Pete: He's just demonstrating that descent is the highest form of patriotic.

And I hope that Breitbart is getting ass raped in hell.


That's cruel and uncalled for. Isn't it enough for you libtards that at this moment, Breitbart is the middle part of a human centipede along with Lee Atwater and Glenn Beck's mother?

You farkers are never satisfied, I guess.
 
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