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(Huffington Post)   Teabagger candidate for Kansas state house explains bizarre anti-Obama Facebook rant by saying he wanted to help end racism. Bonus: he pulls out the "I have black friends" line   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-10-05 04:58:59 PM  
judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.
 
2012-10-05 05:05:11 PM  

FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.


Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?
 
2012-10-05 05:07:37 PM  
that's mighty white of him.
 
2012-10-05 05:09:52 PM  

cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?


ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.
 
2012-10-05 05:11:43 PM  

FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.


I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.
 
2012-10-05 05:20:02 PM  

cman: I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


fair point. my second statement was a general statement. i didn't mean to imply the man was racist. but the "i have black friends" thing is a classic tipoff. and teabaggers LOVE to claim that it is in fact those who point out racism who are the racists. so that was the context under which i was operating.

but you're right; perhaps i was a tad hasty. perhaps this man is in fact a beacon of tolerance.
 
2012-10-05 05:32:05 PM  
That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?
 
2012-10-05 05:42:19 PM  

Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?


you did see that he's a republican, yes?
 
2012-10-05 06:13:37 PM  
"I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist."

These people reside in the same universe as the Obama that was in Clint Eastwood's chair.
 
2012-10-05 06:23:13 PM  

FlashHarry: Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?

you did see that he's a republican, yes?


Ha! Yeah, but still.
 
2012-10-05 07:36:49 PM  

FlashHarry: i didn't mean to imply the man was racist. but the "i have black friends" thing is a classic tipoff. and teabaggers LOVE to claim that it is in fact those who point out racism who are the racists. so that was the context under which i was operating



This is the classic "he who smelt it, dealt it" theory propounded by Professor Allen West soon to be published as a monograph by Liberty University on its Grand Dragon Trade Press label. Look for his book tour coming to Fox News just as soon as he needs some more money.
 
2012-10-05 07:45:55 PM  
Was he using the "I'm getting rid of racism by treating black people just the way I'd treat white people" line? That one never gets old.
 
2012-10-05 08:17:41 PM  

i45.tinypic.com

"One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"



He sounds wicked smrt.
 
2012-10-05 08:36:27 PM  
"I was really fed up with people smearing the Constitution and spitting on the Founding Fathers' idea of how the country was founded,"

Let me guess: we're supposed to be a Christian nation, right?
 
2012-10-05 08:42:47 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [i45.tinypic.com image 194x259]

"One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

He sounds wicked smrt.


Someone should tell him that it's okay that there's different races on earth, and it's okay to point out that there's different races on earth. The problem stems from thinking one race is inherently superior to another. We're not ALL the same, and that's the point. Life would suck if every single person was an amorphous gray blob, with no distinguishing features from any other amorphous gray blob. Rather than saying we should all be exactly alike, he should be saying we should praise and respect the differences in each other.

You know, if he wasn't pants-on-head retarded.
 
2012-10-05 08:43:10 PM  

fusillade762: "I was really fed up with people smearing the Constitution and spitting on the Founding Fathers' idea of how the country was founded,"

Let me guess: we're supposed to be a Christian nation, right?


For a very specific definition of 'Christian.' Also: black people and wimmenfolk really need to learn their place.
 
2012-10-05 08:54:53 PM  
A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.
 
2012-10-05 09:10:59 PM  
FTA - he wrote the rambling message on his personal Facebook account "when I was really mad."

And by "really mad," he means, "drunk."

/it would explain a lot
 
2012-10-05 09:36:30 PM  
Ah, yes, I see we are sticking to our Founders' ideas of electing the best and brightest from our communities to represent us.

/this country is SO far away from that basic principle
//major sigh
 
2012-10-05 09:59:18 PM  

Richard Saunders: FTA - he wrote the rambling message on his personal Facebook account "when I was really mad."

And by "really mad," he means, "drunk."

/it would explain a lot


No kidding. He's 25- just admit (or say) you were drunk and acting like a dumbass.
 
2012-10-05 10:20:26 PM  

dugitman: Richard Saunders: FTA - he wrote the rambling message on his personal Facebook account "when I was really mad."

And by "really mad," he means, "drunk."

/it would explain a lot

No kidding. He's 25- just admit (or say) you were drunk and acting like a dumbass.


Because good, honest, hard working, God fearing Christians don't drink intoxicating spirits.
 
2012-10-05 11:39:31 PM  

cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


Good point. People who say their not being racists ALWAYS are not racist... Yeeeeah...
 
2012-10-05 11:40:42 PM  

cman: I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


Riiiiight it's like when people say "I am not racist BUT..." they are also trying not to be racist.
 
2012-10-06 12:07:04 AM  
Why even bother with the "I have black friends" subterfuge? Just say "I don't like the blacks" and at least be honest. You're running for the Kansas state house. It's not like it's going to hurt you with the voters. They'll just call you a "straight shooter" or some such shiat.
 
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2012-10-06 12:08:33 AM  

FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.


ManateeGag: that's mighty white of him.



this is why i come to FARK.
 
2012-10-06 12:11:06 AM  

Corvus: cman: I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.

Riiiiight it's like when people say "I am not racist BUT..." they are also trying not to be racist.



images3.wikia.nocookie.net
You know my brother once told me? That nothing someone says before the word but really counts.
 
2012-10-06 12:11:58 AM  

FlashHarry: on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.


Speaking as a long-suffering Kansan - pretty damn batshiat.
 
2012-10-06 12:14:13 AM  

Smelly McUgly: Why even bother with the "I have black friends" subterfuge? Just say "I don't like the blacks" and at least be honest. You're running for the Kansas state house. It's not like it's going to hurt you with the voters. They'll just call you a "straight shooter" or some such shiat.


He probably won't get a single vote out of Nicodemus.
 
2012-10-06 12:15:49 AM  

fusillade762: "I was really fed up with people smearing the Constitution and spitting on the Founding Fathers' idea of how the country was founded,"

Let me guess: we're supposed to be a Christian nation, right?


Are those the same founding fathers who thought a black person was 3/5 ths of a real human? As I recall they didn't think women should vote either. Yep, the way the founding father's ideas founded the country is something we'll all willingly embrace I'm come election day.


/Farking GOP... I was far more tolerant during the last election, but this time around my patience for herp and derp is stretched to breaking. The fact that they've been campaigning to make sure Obama is a one term President since the day after McCain got his ass kicked is probably a factor admittedly.
 
2012-10-06 12:16:32 AM  
votesmart.org
 
2012-10-06 12:17:16 AM  
"One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

www.occupyforaccountability.org

W see Breitbart enjoying a STELLA ARTOIS beer.

STELLA ARTOIS = Belgic beer = Belgium (kinda like France)

France = Socialistic medecine

Socialistic medecine = Fartbongo

Breitbart = Fartbongo
 
2012-10-06 12:21:09 AM  
He's just demonstrating that descent is the highest form of patriotic.

And I hope that Breitbart is getting ass raped in hell.
 
2012-10-06 12:21:21 AM  

Mantour: "One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

[www.occupyforaccountability.org image 435x500]

W see Breitbart enjoying a STELLA ARTOIS beer.

STELLA ARTOIS = Belgic beer = Belgium (kinda like France)

France = Socialistic medecine

Socialistic medecine = Fartbongo

Breitbart = Fartbongo


Is he really wearing a snuggie in public?
 
2012-10-06 12:21:59 AM  
Considering this is the same party that has no problem endorsing the man who feels there is such a thing as "legitimate rape" and that women's bodies can magically prevent pregnancy in cases of REAL rape, this doesn't even rate a "meh" from the Republican Party, I'm sure. No doubt they too have plenty of black friends who can prove that this was in no way a disrespectful or racist rant.
 
2012-10-06 12:27:11 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Mantour: "One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

[www.occupyforaccountability.org image 435x500]

W see Breitbart enjoying a STELLA ARTOIS beer.

STELLA ARTOIS = Belgic beer = Belgium (kinda like France)

France = Socialistic medecine

Socialistic medecine = Fartbongo

Breitbart = Fartbongo

Is he really wearing a snuggie in public?


HOW DARE YOU insult a dead hero who cannot defend himself!!11!!

/ I think it's a slanket
 
2012-10-06 12:27:31 AM  
Man, I usually just delete my drunk facebook rants.
 
2012-10-06 12:27:55 AM  

fusillade762: "I was really fed up with people smearing the Constitution and spitting on the Founding Fathers' idea of how the country was founded,"

Let me guess: we're supposed to be a Christian nation, right?


I love that one of his hobbies is going to church. Cause god is a hobby.
 
2012-10-06 12:28:22 AM  

cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


The people who whine the most about racialism are invariably the ones who/ve spent most of their lives blaming minorities for everything that ever went wrong in their lives. "Affirmative Action has kept me poor; it's unfair, no one's racist any more so we don't need it."

Much like Confederate sympathizers who biatch and moan about how much the South was oppressed during Reconstruction, but then turn around and complain about black people ever mentioning slavery. "I never owned a slave, so therefore everything that happened before I arrived on this planet is irrelevant and water under the bridge. Even if my grandpa was a Grand Dragon in the KKK and personally lynched several darkies."

/yes, I've actually heard that contorted rationalization
//sounds like it's just up your mental alley
 
2012-10-06 12:29:08 AM  
fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.
 
2012-10-06 12:30:51 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-10-06 12:30:56 AM  

Mrtraveler01: snuggie


Conservatives LOVES the Snuggie:

Joe the plumber:

cache.gawker.com

Tucker Clarkson:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Mary Katherine Ham:

images.politico.com

Mr. Conservative, Gover Norquist

images.politico.com
 
2012-10-06 12:33:28 AM  

Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.


Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect
 
2012-10-06 12:33:59 AM  

Mantour: Mrtraveler01: snuggie

Conservatives LOVES the Snuggie:

Joe the plumber:

[cache.gawker.com image 431x500]

Tucker Clarkson:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x247]

Mary Katherine Ham:

[images.politico.com image 436x500]

Mr. Conservative, Gover Norquist

[images.politico.com image 500x342]


WTF?!?!?!? Is that why they are all crazy?
 
2012-10-06 12:36:04 AM  
I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?
 
2012-10-06 12:36:24 AM  

Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect


I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.
 
2012-10-06 12:43:18 AM  

dugitman: Richard Saunders: FTA - he wrote the rambling message on his personal Facebook account "when I was really mad."

And by "really mad," he means, "drunk."

/it would explain a lot

No kidding. He's 25- just admit (or say) you were drunk and acting like a dumbass.


Thirded. Everybody get's loaded once in a while and does stupid shiat. Own it. Because, fark me, if you're sober and write things like "anythinigh" or "try's" then you're just a straight-up dumbass, which is way worse in my book.

/drunk
 
2012-10-06 12:43:31 AM  
I'm.....I'm......What the shiat?
 
2012-10-06 12:43:34 AM  
Former Republican Congressman, Ernest Istook:

csmoody.files.wordpress.com

www.theblaze.com

"we have snuggies and we are not afraid to use them!
 
2012-10-06 12:44:49 AM  

Mantour: Mrtraveler01: snuggie

Conservatives LOVES the Snuggie:

Joe the plumber:

[cache.gawker.com image 431x500]

Tucker Clarkson:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x247]

Mary Katherine Ham:

[images.politico.com image 436x500]

Mr. Conservative, Gover Norquist

[images.politico.com image 500x342]


Am I the only liberal who owns a snuggie AND is sane enough not to wear it in public?
 
2012-10-06 12:49:39 AM  

Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.


Survey Says: X
 
2012-10-06 12:55:07 AM  
Drunk 25 year old embarrasses himself on facebook.

So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.
 
2012-10-06 01:00:21 AM  

Blue_Blazer: Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.

Survey Says: X


...well played, sir. Well played.
 
2012-10-06 01:01:44 AM  

Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.

Survey Says: X

...well played, sir. Well played.


Thanks. I know there's that whole joke about confusing the two, but that seemed appropriate.
 
2012-10-06 01:10:01 AM  
Garvey, a 25-year-old property owner/manager...

And who wants to bet every single one of his tenants is on Section 8?
 
2012-10-06 01:10:37 AM  

obamadidcoke: Drunk 25 year old embarrasses himself on facebook.

So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com 

With enough clicks, we can get Google to point to this thread when search for Republicans
 
2012-10-06 01:11:56 AM  
God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.
 
2012-10-06 01:12:45 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.


How much you wanna bet he never met Breitbart? Or if he did, it was a quick handshake in a rope line or some such.

/he never washed that hand again
//it's his fapping hand.
 
2012-10-06 01:17:40 AM  
this is the end product of right wing social conditioning
 
2012-10-06 01:18:29 AM  

Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?


What?

Obama is shoving race down conservatives' throats constantly!

He walks around being all black and all and then he plays it all cool, like he's not doing it on purpose.
 
2012-10-06 01:19:33 AM  
csmoody.files.wordpress.com

johngushue.typepad.com
 
2012-10-06 01:21:38 AM  
Martin's death in Florida. He linked the focus on Martin to Florida's status as a swing state in the presidential election

Yes. Trayvon Martin set out to be killed so that Obama could carry Florida in this election.
 
2012-10-06 01:22:30 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-06 01:23:28 AM  

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.
 
2012-10-06 01:25:22 AM  

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!
 
2012-10-06 01:26:03 AM  

Kevin72: Martin's death in Florida. He linked the focus on Martin to Florida's status as a swing state in the presidential election

Yes. Trayvon Martin set out to be killed so that Obama could carry Florida in this election.


I think it's more:
Blacks kill THOUSANDS of white people EVERY DAY. But ONE black kid gets killed by a white guy and suddenly it's a national issue.
 
2012-10-06 01:28:12 AM  

jaytkay: Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?

What?

Obama is shoving race down conservatives' throats constantly!

He walks around being all black and all and then he plays it all cool, like he's not doing it on purpose.


No no no. It's because he acts all uppity. The nerve of that knee grow acting all smart and shiat.
 
2012-10-06 01:30:03 AM  
Garvey, a 25-year-old property owner/manager, told The Huffington Post that he wrote the rambling message on his personal Facebook account "when I was really mad."

I get drunk, too. You now what? I OWN it. Also, the worst thing I ever post to FaceFark is political invective or dick jokes.

Anyway, but you're "really mad." Dude, stay off the internet when you're seeking office. Jesus, even our worst retards here understand as much.

Dumbass.
 
2012-10-06 01:30:57 AM  

obamadidcoke: Drunk 25 year old embarrasses himself on facebook.

So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


It's old news
 
2012-10-06 01:34:09 AM  

dickfreckle: Also, the worst thing I ever post to FaceFark is political invective or dick jokes.


Dammit - the worst things don't post.
 
2012-10-06 01:34:12 AM  

Blue_Blazer: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!


Wait, are you talking about the speech he gave in 2007 when he was running the first time, or something new? Because the only one I heard of was some ancient, well covered, retoric that they used and failed with the first time. It don't mean a thang if it ain't got that zing.
Bullworth democrat, that's me.
 
2012-10-06 01:41:15 AM  

cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?


Getting drunk on Soju while listening to The xx, and then lengthy updates on his progress on creating a battalion of Afro-Futurism inspired Warhammer 40,000 miniature Space Marine figures*.


*Your experiences may vary.
 
2012-10-06 01:44:49 AM  
Farking KS
 
2012-10-06 01:50:22 AM  

redheededstepchild: Blue_Blazer: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!

Wait, are you talking about the speech he gave in 2007 when he was running the first time, or something new? Because the only one I heard of was some ancient, well covered, retoric that they used and failed with the first time. It don't mean a thang if it ain't got that zing.
Bullworth democrat, that's me.



I didn't know what a Bullworth is. Ironically, Google led me to a Breitbart article 9/24/2012 imploring Romney to be a Bullworth.
 
2012-10-06 01:59:30 AM  

Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.


No, that's Richard Dawson. This guy:

joeprose.typepad.com

He's talking about Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and evolutionary biologist. This guy

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-06 02:01:34 AM  

redheededstepchild: Blue_Blazer: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!

Wait, are you talking about the speech he gave in 2007 when he was running the first time, or something new? Because the only one I heard of was some ancient, well covered, retoric that they used and failed with the first time. It don't mean a thang if it ain't got that zing.
Bullworth democrat, that's me.


Well Bullworth, I was talking about that speech.
I figured the "Zing" would have clued you in that I was joking.
 
2012-10-06 02:04:54 AM  
Satanic_Hamster:
I think it's more:
Blacks kill THOUSANDS of white people EVERY DAY. But ONE black kid gets killed by a white guy and suddenly it's a national issue.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-06 02:06:44 AM  

obamadidcoke: So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-06 02:10:46 AM  

friday13: Smelly McUgly: Blue_Blazer: Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.

Dawkins, Richard Dawkins.

/fark you, autocorrect

I don't see why you have to bring the host of Family Feud into this.

No, that's Richard Dawson. This guy:

[joeprose.typepad.com image 252x360]

He's talking about Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and evolutionary biologist. This guy

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x313]


Who's the new guy?

/RIP Sophie Hawkins
 
2012-10-06 02:11:31 AM  

Mantour: "One of my best friends died this year Andrew Breitbart he believed in a regular society! With no hate no differences nothing we must not have anymore "race" we are all people one in the same"

DerangedHoboInASnuggie.jpg


Everytime I see that dude, I can't get over the fact that someone with such a cushy upbringing looked that haggard at 43. 

I've seen First Sergeants his age who have done half-a-dozen combat tours and gotten multiple Purple Hearts, and they look 15 years younger than him.
 
2012-10-06 02:16:06 AM  

friday13: No, that's Richard Dawson. This guy:


He's talking about Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and evolutionary biologist. This guy


Oh, I see. Richard Dawkins. I love his Planet Earth videos.
 
2012-10-06 02:26:37 AM  

Krymson Tyde: FlashHarry: Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?

you did see that he's a republican, yes?

Ha! Yeah, but still.


fusillade762: Lionel Mandrake: A spelling and/or grammatical error here or there is only human, but Holy F*ck!!

He didn't even spell his "best friend's" name correctly.

[colbert-with-black-friend image 503x375]


propasaurus: How much you wanna bet he never met Breitbart? Or if he did, it was a quick handshake in a rope line or some such.

/he never washed that hand again
//it's his fapping hand.


Maybe he learned his grammar from these fine educators?
 
2012-10-06 02:27:42 AM  
We're going to see more of this shiat as the decade progresses. The Republicans really have no response for the racism. It's been written about and talked about so much that any excuse these sad assholes can come up with to evade the issue will just be shot down. It's like the funniest way to learn about racism's corrosive effects by watching these losers reenact it, only to get shot down time and again for simply not bothering to exercise the slightest bit of humility.

On top of it, we're going to get more victimization from them as well. Because bootstraps only applies to ethnic people.
 
2012-10-06 02:32:10 AM  

libranoelrose: Farking KS


Bleeding Kansas
 
2012-10-06 02:34:18 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: We're going to see more of this shiat as the decade progresses. The Republicans really have no response for the racism. It's been written about and talked about so much that any excuse these sad assholes can come up with to evade the issue will just be shot down. It's like the funniest way to learn about racism's corrosive effects by watching these losers reenact it, only to get shot down time and again for simply not bothering to exercise the slightest bit of humility.

On top of it, we're going to get more victimization from them as well. Because bootstraps only applies to ethnic people.

 
2012-10-06 02:40:40 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: We're going to see more of this shiat as the decade progresses. The Republicans really have no response for the racism. It's been written about and talked about so much that any excuse these sad assholes can come up with to evade the issue will just be shot down. It's like the funniest way to learn about racism's corrosive effects by watching these losers reenact it, only to get shot down time and again for simply not bothering to exercise the slightest bit of humility.

On top of it, we're going to get more victimization from them as well. Because bootstraps only applies to ethnic people.


And a lot more projection. Remember: only liberals are racist because they're the ones that keep talking about race. This pure as the driven snow Kansan has a black friend, so there is no race discrimination on his part.
 
2012-10-06 02:43:10 AM  

Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?


i.imgur.com

He did in fact give a major speech on the issue when the Jeremiah Wright issue was big. He started out by citing one William Faulkner, the Nobel Laureate titan of American Southern Literature, and probably outside of Toni Morrison the most trenchant literary analyst of race in American literature overall. 

The larger point is that by virtue of being openly Black and in a position of power, his very presence invokes race. That's the power of Whiteness---in terms of the Presidency race was socially invisible before Obama--that every President was White was just taken for granted as the normative state by the dominant culture. Now you can't do that anymore because the structural features of racism have been highlighted by Presidenting While Black. And it frustrates those who enjoy deploying the cultural capital of Whiteness as the default "invisible" background norm. At this time and place that social niche is predominantly Republican. Conservatives really enjoy trying to make racism a matter of personal preference and behavior, hence "I can't be racist I've got Black friends." They do not want to acknowledge that "race" is a complex base feature of American social experience---quite literally experienced as a "cultural fact."

"The past isn't dead and buried. In fact it isn't even past." - William Faulkner, quoted by Barack Obama in 2008.
 
2012-10-06 02:51:48 AM  
FTFA: He told HuffPost he believes that legislators should be limited to introducing seven bills each a year and that the Legislature should focus its time on reviewing established programs and previously passed laws every two years to see if they are still needed.

For all of his asshattery, these particular points are not bad. Many states have a lot of outdated and unconstitutional laws. Like laws that prohibit atheists from holding office and that punish something called "sodomy."
 
2012-10-06 02:57:39 AM  

Somacandra: For all of his asshattery, these particular points are not bad. Many states have a lot of outdated and unconstitutional laws. Like laws that prohibit atheists from holding office and that punish something called "sodomy."


The problem is, though, he's not talking about those laws. He's talking about Obamacare, pro-marriage equality amendments, the Civil Rights Act, Roe v Wade and things like that.
 
2012-10-06 03:03:03 AM  

obamadidcoke: Drunk 25 year old embarrasses himself on facebook.

So what, I'm more intrigued by the republican/snuggie collection.


It's because they only feel at home wearing a long, loose-fitting garment over their clothes.

http://www.proa.org/exhibiciones/pasadas/serrano/sala2/klansman-gran- d ragon.jpeg
 
2012-10-06 03:03:47 AM  
Preview? What preview?

www.granitegrok.com
 
2012-10-06 03:12:30 AM  

Sgt Otter: Everytime I see that dude, I can't get over the fact that someone with such a cushy upbringing looked that haggard at 43.

I've seen First Sergeants his age who have done half-a-dozen combat tours and gotten multiple Purple Hearts, and they look 15 years younger than him.


Well are they alcoholic, coke addicts wiht rage issues that spend a good 30 minutes screaming at OWS to stop raping people?
/Seriously I'm a fat ass farker and I'm going to live a lot longer then he did,
 
2012-10-06 03:23:58 AM  
I know that English literacy tests for voters may be prejudicial but can we consider them for political candidates?
 
2012-10-06 03:40:37 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: The problem is, though, he's not talking about those laws. He's talking about Obamacare, pro-marriage equality amendments, the Civil Rights Act, Roe v Wade and things like that.


I'm sure that is true. However, in order to accomplish any specifics, there must be an overall policy. But its not like State Legislatures can nullify constitutional amendments, Federal laws or SCOTUS decisions at any level. So I'm not too worried about that.
 
2012-10-06 03:46:34 AM  

Somacandra: Kevin72: When does Obama even ever talk about race?

He did in fact give a major speech on the issue when the Jeremiah Wright issue was big. He started out by citing one William Faulkner, the Nobel Laure
"The past isn't dead and buried. In fact it isn't even past." - William Faulkner, quoted by Barack Obama in 2008.

.
Thank you, Somacandra. Right. 2008. The crybaby from Kansas was saying Obama always talks about
race. 2008. 2008.
 
2012-10-06 03:50:04 AM  
So what's his Fark name?
 
2012-10-06 04:27:30 AM  
Those crazy kids
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 04:31:20 AM  

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


A woman--girl? woman?--in school with me when I got my Criminal Justice degree wrote an entire term paper with "you" written as "u". I saw it when we had to turn our papers in at the end of class. There might have been a minor earthquake that day from my jaw hitting the floor. I don't know what grade she got, or if she got a grade. It was a TERM PAPER.

I think it may be time to leave this planet.
 
2012-10-06 04:38:52 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Preview? What preview?


... and now, Mr. Garvey is here to propose a Final Solution to the racial question in America

/Godwin'd
 
2012-10-06 04:58:11 AM  

Whiskey Pete: He's just demonstrating that descent is the highest form of patriotic.

And I hope that Breitbart is getting ass raped in hell.


That's cruel and uncalled for. Isn't it enough for you libtards that at this moment, Breitbart is the middle part of a human centipede along with Lee Atwater and Glenn Beck's mother?

You farkers are never satisfied, I guess.
 
2012-10-06 05:42:57 AM  
Jesus, what a farking illiterate moron. Sounds like a farker to me. The kind who seem to be typing while dosed to the gills on Thorazine, wrapped up in a straight jacket, and typing the whole thing with their forehead while dodging the nurse with the syringe full of sedatives.

I particularly like this little nugget in his "apology":

"It would have been better if I had left out the f-word," he said.

Yeah, buddy, that was the only thing wrong with it. The rest was a well-reasoned statement on the direction that you feel this country is heading in.

Hey Kansas; let this serve as a warning. You vote this guy into office, you deserve every little embarrassing thing that comes out of his mouth. You don't usually get THIS good of forewarning on someone before they get elected...
 
2012-10-06 05:56:31 AM  

Gyrfalcon: A woman--girl? woman?--in school with me when I got my Criminal Justice degree wrote an entire term paper with "you" written as "u". I saw it when we had to turn our papers in at the end of class. There might have been a minor earthquake that day from my jaw hitting the floor. I don't know what grade she got, or if she got a grade. It was a TERM PAPER.

I think it may be time to leave this planet.


When I was 12 this fat girl beat me up and took my lunch money.

MY LUNCH MONEY!

I don't know about the term paper

had to have butt secks with the vice principle just to get out of junior high

and then my cat died

...sheeeeeeeit
 
2012-10-06 06:39:29 AM  
People have told him in the past that they voted for Obama to prove they're not racist. They've told him. In the past. Which does not mean he made it up or imagined it.

Similarly, I will vote for Romney simply to prove thst I'm not prejudicced against Mormons. Then, every time I meet a frothing Mormon hater, I'll make a point of telling him my reason for my vote.
 
2012-10-06 07:05:36 AM  

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


You would be surprised at how many people use U instead of you. And it is not only in the U.S. Part of my department at my old job was in England and there would be plenty of people that had no problem with using U instead of you or teh instead of the in business related emails. It really did blow my mind.

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?
He is the type of person who thinks that he is right about everything, even though he is almost always wrong and usually way off base, and will never admit that he is wrong, and claim that anything that doesn't fall into his belief system or negatively impacts what he wants is incorrect.. You know the type, the type of person that will argue with scientist about scientific studies and claim they are wrong even though the extent of his science knowledge is the Biology 101 class he took in college. Or he will argue with the I.T people about an issue even though his computer knowledge consist of surfing the internet and using Microsoft Office. And these are usually the type of people who try to rewrite history to fit what they want to believe.

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

Seriously this. The right is always claiming that Obama is pushing the racial divide in this country, but never can explain how. As president he has never pushed any policies in regards to race, so please explain how he is pushing the racial divide? Is it because he is black and had the audacity to be elected president? Do these people think that he is causing racial division because he should of stayed in his place and let a white man be president?
 
2012-10-06 07:07:49 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: We're going to see more of this shiat as the decade progresses. The Republicans really have no response for the racism. It's been written about and talked about so much that any excuse these sad assholes can come up with to evade the issue will just be shot down. It's like the funniest way to learn about racism's corrosive effects by watching these losers reenact it, only to get shot down time and again for simply not bothering to exercise the slightest bit of humility.

On top of it, we're going to get more victimization from them as well. Because bootstraps only applies to ethnic people.


You don't get it, quite. They have sidestepped the problem by redefining racism.
Institutionalized racism, generations of discrimination, slavery, etc. - those have all been wiped away - the new definition of "racism" is "black and brown people complaing about American racism."
And under this convenient redefinition, Barack Obama can be called a "racist" - but this venomous hick and his rantings cannot. Simple, really, once you get the hang of it. Humpty Dumpty would be proud.
 
2012-10-06 07:08:23 AM  

Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?


Because that's how they get their free phones.
 
2012-10-06 07:10:29 AM  

Kevin72: redheededstepchild: Blue_Blazer: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

What about that recent racial speech where spoke street to his homies?

ZING!

Wait, are you talking about the speech he gave in 2007 when he was running the first time, or something new? Because the only one I heard of was some ancient, well covered, retoric that they used and failed with the first time. It don't mean a thang if it ain't got that zing.
Bullworth democrat, that's me.


I didn't know what a Bullworth is. Ironically, Google led me to a Breitbart article 9/24/2012 imploring Romney to be a Bullworth.


It's a movie. Warren beatty and holly berry. Actually, this movie is one of the best, least boring movies about the political process I've ever come across. It does give hints about how "class warfare" has always been a part of both parties agendas. And, warren in his prime, looks like clinton.
 
2012-10-06 07:12:34 AM  

jso2897: You don't get it, quite. They have sidestepped the problem by redefining racism. Institutionalized racism, generations of discrimination, slavery, etc. - those have all been wiped away - the new definition of "racism" is "black and brown people complaing about American racism." And under this convenient redefinition, Barack Obama can be called a "racist" - but this venomous hick and his rantings cannot. Simple, really, once you get the hang of it. Humpty Dumpty

George Orwell would be proud.

/FTFY.
 
2012-10-06 07:34:32 AM  

cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


All it implies is that he's either full of sh*t or demented. There's a reason Steven Colbert lampoons assholes who go on and on about being "colorblind." If you don't know that reason, you probably "don't see color" either.
 
2012-10-06 07:48:34 AM  

shotglasss: Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?

Because that's how they get their free phones.


The "Obamaphone" s no such thing. It's an iniative that likely predates even your sorry ass. During the Obama administration, it went to mobile. Thing is, the landline version of the service has been around forever, recently endorsed by none other than George Bush in 2008.

This specific program, SafeLink, started under President George Bush, with grants from an independent company created under President Bill Clinton, which was a legacy of an act passed under President Franklin Roosevelt, which was influenced by an agreement reached between telecommunications companies and the administration of President Woodrow Wilson.

/Fark is hating this link, for whatever reason (tried three times). That, or I'm just drunk,
 
2012-10-06 07:48:48 AM  

Kibbler: People have told him in the past that they voted for Obama to prove they're not racist. They've told him. In the past. Which does not mean he made it up or imagined it.

Similarly, I will vote for Romney simply to prove thst I'm not prejudicced against Mormons. Then, every time I meet a frothing Mormon hater, I'll make a point of telling him my reason for my vote.


I know a frothing Mormon hater. Guy just sits in Starbucks all day drinking double lattes. Between sips he utters "Fark Kolob."
 
2012-10-06 08:17:06 AM  

thamike: cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.

All it implies is that he's either full of sh*t or demented. There's a reason Steven Colbert lampoons assholes who go on and on about being "colorblind." If you don't know that reason, you probably "don't see color" either.


Hey, he could have a black friend. Actually, he's probably just referring to his autographed picture of Carlton from Fresh Prince.
 
2012-10-06 08:19:11 AM  
There are no superior or inferior races, only cultures. Case in point: places like where this guy is from and the South, where this sort of garbage is par for the course.
 
2012-10-06 08:34:56 AM  
Man, I would LOVE to read any bill this guy introduces if he gets elected. Not only would it be crazy, but I am sure the grammar and spelling would be amazing to see.

/people want less lawyers, less career politicians in office, but then these idiots are the ones who run
 
2012-10-06 08:37:23 AM  
I love that among all the "Kansans are a bunch of tea bagging idiots" comments that none of you caught that he is running against an incumbent Democrat.

Don't let that stop your fun little narrative though, confirmation bias is fun!
 
2012-10-06 09:14:55 AM  

St Andrew: I love that among all the "Kansans are a bunch of tea bagging idiots" comments that none of you caught that he is running against an incumbent Democrat.

Don't let that stop your fun little narrative though, confirmation bias is fun!


If I click on your profile, I'm going to see that you're from Kansas and a tea-bagging idiot, aren't I?
 
2012-10-06 09:16:23 AM  

cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?


For one, you can't say "it's ok, I have black friends" after you say some racist crap.

However, today is your lucky day! By virtue of me replying to your post, you now have a black friend!

But wait! there is more! I am female, so you can also tell all the misogynist jokes you want ..... (with the disclaimer that your black female friend would find them funny)

You are welcome.
 
2012-10-06 09:38:32 AM  

ShuyaNanahara: St Andrew: I love that among all the "Kansans are a bunch of tea bagging idiots" comments that none of you caught that he is running against an incumbent Democrat.

Don't let that stop your fun little narrative though, confirmation bias is fun!

If I click on your profile, I'm going to see that you're from Kansas and a tea-bagging idiot, aren't I?


i720.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-06 09:45:29 AM  
this is guy is young, right?

I've noticed that younger people seem to think there is no history of racism in this country, or at least that because they were born after the civil rights movement (and possibly the Rodney King riots) that there is no such thing as racism to them and it should all be wiped clean.

Sorry young'uns, people have long memories and this racist stuff is most certainly not gone.

\white Gen X-er
 
2012-10-06 09:49:22 AM  

Mrembo: cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?

For one, you can't say "it's ok, I have black friends" after you say some racist crap.

However, today is your lucky day! By virtue of me replying to your post, you now have a black friend!

But wait! there is more! I am female, so you can also tell all the misogynist jokes you want ..... (with the disclaimer that your black female friend would find them funny)

You are welcome.


Ooh, ooh! Can you help me with advice too?
Can I say I have a black friend if it's actually my wife's friend? I don't know much about him because she makes me get in the closet when he comes over. From the little I'm able to hear his name is Gary (no clue why she needs to yell his name so loud...) and I think he's a Rapper that works in construction cause my wife seems fascinated with his big black clock and something about studs and nailing. Anyway, does that count?
 
2012-10-06 09:52:11 AM  
Teabagger candidate mad because black people aren't going to vote for him. News at 10.
 
2012-10-06 09:59:57 AM  

nyseattitude: Mrembo: cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?

For one, you can't say "it's ok, I have black friends" after you say some racist crap.

However, today is your lucky day! By virtue of me replying to your post, you now have a black friend!

But wait! there is more! I am female, so you can also tell all the misogynist jokes you want ..... (with the disclaimer that your black female friend would find them funny)

You are welcome.

Ooh, ooh! Can you help me with advice too?
Can I say I have a black friend if it's actually my wife's friend? I don't know much about him because she makes me get in the closet when he comes over. From the little I'm able to hear his name is Gary (no clue why she needs to yell his name so loud...) and I think he's a Rapper that works in construction cause my wife seems fascinated with his big black clock and something about studs and nailing. Anyway, does that count?


Yes you can. Just leave out the rest of the story.

Actually, when Gary comes over leave the house.

/ lol! Thanks for the Saturday morning laugh!
 
2012-10-06 10:01:46 AM  

dickfreckle: Anyway, but you're "really mad." Dude, stay off the internet when you're seeking office. Jesus, even our worst retards here understand as much.
Dumbass.


I miss Rick Santorum since he gave up Fark. He really was a hoot. But you could tell that he never recovered after some big meanies told him to look up his name.

Mrembo: cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?
For one, you can't say "it's ok, I have black friends" after you say some racist crap.
However, today is your lucky day! By virtue of me replying to your post, you now have a black friend!
But wait! there is more! I am female, so you can also tell all the misogynist jokes you want ..... (with the disclaimer that your black female friend would find them funny)
You are welcome.


OMG OMG OMG, I"m so excited!!!! I'm a girl too, so we can have slumber parties and you can sleep at my house! It's in Montana, so we could have big parties when you come over! All the liberals around here are desperate for their own black friend.
 
2012-10-06 10:16:41 AM  

cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


Intelligence is tiring. Stupidity is exhausting.

/You sound exhausted.
 
2012-10-06 10:21:21 AM  
Ahh the token 'black friend' to hide your racist ways
 
2012-10-06 10:25:32 AM  

cryinoutloud: dickfreckle: Anyway, but you're "really mad." Dude, stay off the internet when you're seeking office. Jesus, even our worst retards here understand as much.
Dumbass.

I miss Rick Santorum since he gave up Fark. He really was a hoot. But you could tell that he never recovered after some big meanies told him to look up his name.

Mrembo: cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?
For one, you can't say "it's ok, I have black friends" after you say some racist crap.
However, today is your lucky day! By virtue of me replying to your post, you now have a black friend!
But wait! there is more! I am female, so you can also tell all the misogynist jokes you want ..... (with the disclaimer that your black female friend would find them funny)
You are welcome.

OMG OMG OMG, I"m so excited!!!! I'm a girl too, so we can have slumber parties and you can sleep at my house! It's in Montana, so we could have big parties when you come over! All the liberals around here are desperate for their own black friend.


Totally! Woo hoo! Slumber party! In Montana. With it's wide open spaces .... and lily-white communities .... ummm ....let me get back to you on that .....
 
2012-10-06 10:33:10 AM  
Congratulations, GOP! Your representation is exactly what you asked for!

You've made your devil by the tail, now you have to dance with the bed that you've sown.
 
2012-10-06 10:41:05 AM  
What bothers me isn't that he made a racist Facebook post, it's that he made a poorly thought out racist post, rife with grammatical errors and poorly constructed sentences. Every try to hire for an entry level position? Even the 22-25YO college graduates can't rub three words together to make a sentence if you spotted them a noun and a verb and made hints about the period.
 
2012-10-06 10:43:09 AM  
*Sigh*, this farking state. Some mornings, I just want to wake up, get dressed, walk out of my house, and start slapping the ever loving shiat out of anyone that happens to be around.
 
2012-10-06 10:53:13 AM  

cman: Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


Obviously it implied Obama's motivation is colour, so is accusing the country's only president of colour of acting on the basis of colour being racist? I'll have to go with 'yes' or 'paranoid'.
 
2012-10-06 10:53:25 AM  

Mantour: Mrtraveler01: snuggie

Conservatives LOVES the Snuggie:

Joe the plumber:

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Tucker Clarkson:

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Mary Katherine Ham:

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Mr. Conservative, Gover Norquist

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That's disturbing. Where are the hoods?
 
2012-10-06 11:00:55 AM  

DoctorCal: That's disturbing. Where are the hoods?


they don't need hoods. it's okay to be openly racist in these modern times.
 
2012-10-06 11:01:03 AM  

Degenz: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.


That sounds terrible. Do you know whose bathroom you were in when it happened?
 
2012-10-06 11:09:14 AM  

Blue_Blazer: fark you, you Christians. You try to pass your laws, well, you are also under the law. There is no theist or atheist, we all die, release some energy, and get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. Like my good friend Richard Daemons he envisions a world with no religion.

What, I'm trying to bring theists and atheists together.


Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
 
2012-10-06 11:10:00 AM  

stoli n coke: thamike: cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.

All it implies is that he's either full of sh*t or demented. There's a reason Steven Colbert lampoons assholes who go on and on about being "colorblind." If you don't know that reason, you probably "don't see color" either.

Hey, he could have a black friend. Actually, he's probably just referring to his autographed picture of Carlton from Fresh Prince.


I'm sure he does. I just doubt he ever whips out his colorblind views of Affirmative Action or welfare around his black friend.
 
2012-10-06 11:19:09 AM  

DoctorCal: Degenz: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.

That sounds terrible. Do you know whose bathroom you were in when it happened?


Nope, I have no point of reference in time because it just...happened.
 
2012-10-06 11:21:51 AM  

Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.

That sounds terrible. Do you know whose bathroom you were in when it happened?

Nope, I have no point of reference in time because it just...happened.


Ok, think. Was there a swimming pool behind the house?
 
2012-10-06 11:26:03 AM  

cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


You know, my boss says that I can trust him. Can I? Afterall, he told me he was trustworthy.

/The point being that one's self assessment of his/her racism, trustworthiness, etc. is of little value.
 
2012-10-06 11:29:42 AM  
Is he functionally illiterate, as well?
 
2012-10-06 11:30:16 AM  

DoctorCal: Mantour: Mrtraveler01: snuggie

Conservatives LOVES the Snuggie:

Joe the plumber:

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Tucker Clarkson:

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Mary Katherine Ham:

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Mr. Conservative, Gover Norquist

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That's disturbing. Where are the hoods?


Or their personally autographed copies of mein kampf
 
2012-10-06 11:34:10 AM  

St Andrew: I love that among all the "Kansans are a bunch of tea bagging idiots" comments that none of you caught that he is running against an incumbent Democrat.

Don't let that stop your fun little narrative though, confirmation bias is fun!


He's from Kansas. Being on Team Blue does not preclude him from being a racist idiot.
 
2012-10-06 11:34:31 AM  

Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?


Grammar nazi!
 
2012-10-06 11:35:00 AM  

HeartBurnKid: St Andrew: I love that among all the "Kansans are a bunch of tea bagging idiots" comments that none of you caught that he is running against an incumbent Democrat.

Don't let that stop your fun little narrative though, confirmation bias is fun!

He's from Kansas. Being on Team Blue does not preclude him from being a racist idiot.


Wait, never mind, I misread your post.
 
2012-10-06 11:36:31 AM  

Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.


Here's my rant. What's with the use of 'k' for OK? (in general, not in TFA.) Is it really too time consuming to type two letters? Are you racing off to perform emergency surgery and typing the O will be the difference between life and death for the patient? 
I feel like the person responding with k doesn't have enough regard for me to bother with the O.
 
2012-10-06 11:40:06 AM  

Graffito: I feel like the person responding with k doesn't have enough regard for me to bother with the O.


You might be on to something.
 
2012-10-06 11:43:54 AM  

thamike: Graffito: I feel like the person responding with k doesn't have enough regard for me to bother with the O.

You might be on to something.


I knew it!
 
2012-10-06 11:59:57 AM  

Graffito: thamike: Graffito: I feel like the person responding with k doesn't have enough regard for me to bother with the O.

You might be on to something.

I knew it!


That's "new ir."
 
2012-10-06 12:00:36 PM  
it.
 
2012-10-06 12:44:40 PM  

cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


So he's saying he wants everyone to bleed?
 
2012-10-06 12:49:58 PM  
Garvey, who noted that he has black friends...

Strike one!

said he does not see people through a racial lens...

Strike two!

...and wants others to look beyond race.

Steerike three you're outta there!

/Racistsayswhat?
 
2012-10-06 12:52:13 PM  

DoctorCal: Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.

That sounds terrible. Do you know whose bathroom you were in when it happened?

Nope, I have no point of reference in time because it just...happened.

Ok, think. Was there a swimming pool behind the house?


lifeprint.com
 
2012-10-06 12:55:19 PM  
Somebody needs to lay off of the sauce.
 
2012-10-06 12:56:50 PM  
I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist

So much this! I mean, I'm in the voting booth and I want to vote for the white guy, but that tv screen you poke to make you selection is just staring back at me. Unblinking. Unswerving. And so damn judgemental.

And polls - don't even get me started on those. As soon as I tell some random pollster who called my who, whom I have never met and will never hear from again, that I am going to vote for Romney I can just here him saying "Oh, you're a member of the Klan aren't you". I mean, those words are coming out of the phone but I HEAR them.
 
2012-10-06 01:01:06 PM  

cman: I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


Yes, he's not a racist, in that he would rather not have a black president supporting policies that help a disproportionate amount of blacks over whites (is as much as a disproportionate amount of poor are black). Given that choice he'd rather there be "no race".
 
2012-10-06 01:18:07 PM  

Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.

That sounds terrible. Do you know whose bathroom you were in when it happened?

Nope, I have no point of reference in time because it just...happened.

Ok, think. Was there a swimming pool behind the house?

[lifeprint.com image 850x772]


i307.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-06 01:22:49 PM  

jaytkay: friday13: No, that's Richard Dawson. This guy:


He's talking about Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and evolutionary biologist. This guy

Oh, I see. Richard Dawkins. I love his Planet Earth videos.


I loved that guy in "Hogan's Heroes". Colonel Klink, he was so LOL.
 
2012-10-06 01:38:20 PM  

Mrembo: In Montana. With it's wide open spaces .... and lily-white communities .... ummm ....let me get back to you on that .....


Don't worry about it. Just tell everyone you're Indian (casino, not call center), and they'll never know the difference. You'll fit right in.
 
2012-10-06 01:42:36 PM  

DoctorCal: Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.

That sounds terrible. Do you know whose bathroom you were in when it happened?

Nope, I have no point of reference in time because it just...happened.

Ok, think. Was there a swimming pool behind the house?

[lifeprint.com image 850x772]

[i307.photobucket.com image 640x359]


LOL, I knew that's where this was going. You assholes promised you wouldn't let me live down mistaking Hank's backyard for Walter's and you are true to your word. But thanks for volunteering to update my list of obnoxious bewbs :)
 
2012-10-06 01:46:50 PM  

cryinoutloud: I don't have any black friends. What am I missing?


A lot of really long, rambling, brilliant, bizarre, poetic emails with astonishingly poor spelling, grammar, random text, font size, color changes and usually signed in unique and interesting ways. And that's just the Pulitzer prize winners.
 
2012-10-06 01:53:10 PM  

Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: DoctorCal: Degenz: Kevin72: God, what a loser. What's up with "U"? Is it too hard to write "you"? Is it a sign of sophistication that your utter genius discovered that the second person pronoun is pronounced exactly the same as the 21st letter? Are you capitalizing the U as a form of deification the way Judaism and Christianity capitalizes He when talking about God?

Does the cretin even realize that Obama taught constitutional law when he tells Obama to go read the constitution?

When does Obama even ever talk about race?

So many deep intriguing questions. Must re-read TFA to lower my IQ even more.

Do yourself a favor and ignore it. I've been reading that shiat so long my IQ must be down to around 50. It's getting so bad I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass the other day. It's getting really scary now.

That sounds terrible. Do you know whose bathroom you were in when it happened?

Nope, I have no point of reference in time because it just...happened.

Ok, think. Was there a swimming pool behind the house?

[lifeprint.com image 850x772]

[i307.photobucket.com image 640x359]

LOL, I knew that's where this was going. You assholes promised you wouldn't let me live down mistaking Hank's backyard for Walter's and you are true to your word. But thanks for volunteering to update my list of obnoxious bewbs :)


You're just going to have to own it. Consider it your own "NIXON, YOU DOLT!"
 
2012-10-06 01:55:25 PM  

Mrtraveler01:

Am I the only liberal who owns a snuggie AND is sane enough not to wear it in public?


No, I think most liberals who own snuggies are sane enough not to wear it in public.

/I like my snuggie
//It stays in my house
 
2012-10-06 01:56:52 PM  
I was once accused of being racist. My (now ex)husband and I were applying to be foster parents and the social worker who ran the initial group meeting was a black man. As soon as everyone was settled in, he started yelling.. at me.. I was pretty shocked, I hadn't spoken a word.

His rant was along the lines that I could never understand him, as a black man, I could never know the hurt of his past. No matter how I might try, because I was a white woman, I would never know his pain. Then he went on to tell the rest of the people in the room how prejudiced I was, how I would leave that room and go home to my white neighborhood, my kids would go to their white school and I would live my vanilla white life (I almost laughed out loud when he said vanilla).

I listened to his rant, waited for him to finish, then asked him how he knew so much about me. He said he sees it every day. These white women wanting to save the world. But they cannot understand the needs of black children when they live in a "white bread world" (Or maybe that was white-bred? Still not sure, 23 years later) So I informed him that I could, if I wanted to, call myself a minority, being of hispanic heritage, but I do identify as white, so I don't use that. My ex is also at least 1/8 Indian, but we don't use that, either. However, I did take his "white neighborhood" comment to task, since I had no white neighbors, save for one man who was married to a Mexican woman. We were the only white family.

He was gleeful and said, "oooh! Listen to the poor white woman, she has to live with n*ggers and sp*cs! Let's all feel sorry for her!"

He then went on to tell me how racist I sounded, trying to claim that I had "some black friends." Uhh, I never said black in my comments to him.

Strangely, our application was lost in limbo. We dropped off our fingerprints and other certified paperwork and were told we were not in the system. We would have to attend the initiation meeting again and have our application signed by the social worker. I asked to speak to him and she rang his office, said I was there and he said he could not see me, I needed to schedule an appt. She briefly told him my problem and he said I would need to reattend the initiation meeting and apply from the start, "like everyone else. There are no shortcuts, she isn't special." I heard that last part, loud and clear, since she held the phone away from herself so I could hear.

He had a real problem. I feel bad for the kids he was supposed to care for, if there were any cases he held.
 
2012-10-06 02:01:53 PM  

DoctorCal: You're just going to have to own it. Consider it your own "NIXON, YOU DOLT!"


You're thread jacking and stalking me about something that happened weeks ago?

www.metalsucks.net
 
2012-10-06 02:07:43 PM  

Beanlet: I was once accused of being racist. My (now ex)husband and I were applying to be foster parents and the social worker who ran the initial group meeting was a black man. As soon as everyone was settled in, he started yelling.. at me.. I was pretty shocked, I hadn't spoken a word.

His rant was along the lines that I could never understand him, as a black man, I could never know the hurt of his past. No matter how I might try, because I was a white woman, I would never know his pain. Then he went on to tell the rest of the people in the room how prejudiced I was, how I would leave that room and go home to my white neighborhood, my kids would go to their white school and I would live my vanilla white life (I almost laughed out loud when he said vanilla).

I listened to his rant, waited for him to finish, then asked him how he knew so much about me. He said he sees it every day. These white women wanting to save the world. But they cannot understand the needs of black children when they live in a "white bread world" (Or maybe that was white-bred? Still not sure, 23 years later) So I informed him that I could, if I wanted to, call myself a minority, being of hispanic heritage, but I do identify as white, so I don't use that. My ex is also at least 1/8 Indian, but we don't use that, either. However, I did take his "white neighborhood" comment to task, since I had no white neighbors, save for one man who was married to a Mexican woman. We were the only white family.

He was gleeful and said, "oooh! Listen to the poor white woman, she has to live with n*ggers and sp*cs! Let's all feel sorry for her!"

He then went on to tell me how racist I sounded, trying to claim that I had "some black friends." Uhh, I never said black in my comments to him.

Strangely, our application was lost in limbo. We dropped off our fingerprints and other certified paperwork and were told we were not in the system. We would have to attend the initiation meeting again and have our application sig ...


Right, which means no white person is ever racist, Jesse Jackson is the real racist, both sides are bad, Hispanics are banned from the Supreme Court, and Zimmerman is now Sheriff of Jacksonville so vote Republican.
 
2012-10-06 02:08:56 PM  

Degenz: DoctorCal: You're just going to have to own it. Consider it your own "NIXON, YOU DOLT!"

You're thread jacking and stalking me about something that happened weeks ago?

[www.metalsucks.net image 400x440]


Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.
 
2012-10-06 02:14:46 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Right, which means no white person is ever racist, Jesse Jackson is the real racist, both sides are bad, Hispanics are banned from the Supreme Court, and Zimmerman is now Sheriff of Jacksonville so vote Republican.


So... you're a social worker?
 
2012-10-06 02:20:41 PM  

neenerist: Satanic_Hamster: Right, which means no white person is ever racist, Jesse Jackson is the real racist, both sides are bad, Hispanics are banned from the Supreme Court, and Zimmerman is now Sheriff of Jacksonville so vote Republican.

So... you're a social worker?


I think that's what he said.
 
2012-10-06 02:22:14 PM  

DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.


Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.
 
2012-10-06 02:29:11 PM  
Kansas Democratic Party spokesman Dakota Loomis took issue with Garvey's Facebook post, noting his use of "f***" and his "disrespect" in calling the president "Mr. Obama." inability to use proper grammar or formulate a coherent argument.

"It was immature and disrespectful and displays his inability to be a leader for Kansas," Loomis said.


FTFH.

/Seriously, I couldn't even figure out what the guy was trying to say. Obama is evil because Breitbart?
 
2012-10-06 02:41:10 PM  
and we care because we all live in Kansas.
 
2012-10-06 02:44:22 PM  

cman: FlashHarry: cman: FlashHarry: judging by all the errors, i'm guessing he was mashing the keyboard pretty hard.

on a related note: how batshiat insane do you have to be to run for the kansas house as a republican? i assume you have to be a birther. possibly even a grand dragon.

Curious, does context and intent ever factor in to your bashings?

ooh, my "bashings?" that's a new one. tell me what context and intent might mitigate this sort of insanity.

I am just saying, if you actually looked at what he wrote, he said that he does not see people in black or white but as red as in blood. Obviously this implies that his intent was not to be racist.


Any time someones says they don't see people in black and white, it is much more likely that is all they see when they look at people.
 
2012-10-06 02:47:32 PM  
100% 'bagger.
Ban abortion, ban unions, ban regulation, ban Obamacare, ban taxes, etc.

Oh, and he's yet another fortunate son.
 
2012-10-06 02:49:08 PM  
Also, how can the Republicans claim to want smaller and less intrusive Government, yet want the Government to decide who can marry and who can not, and want the Government to dictate what consenting adults are allowed to do behind closed doors?
 
2012-10-06 03:00:37 PM  
"I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist."

It's just that it's so hard to imagine that there are people out there who were so impressed by the Bush Administration that they were willing to vote for whoever the GOP nominated in '08, but suddenly changed their minds when Obama won the Democratic nomination.

Seriously, does anybody believe that there are people who were really impressed by John McCain's campaign, felt that Sarah Palin was a superb choice to VP, but at the last second changed their minds and submitted to white guilt?
 
2012-10-06 03:09:29 PM  

Graffito: Here's my rant. What's with the use of 'k' for OK? (in general, not in TFA.) Is it really too time consuming to type two letters? Are you racing off to perform emergency surgery and typing the O will be the difference between life and death for the patient?
I feel like the person responding with k doesn't have enough regard for me to bother with the O.


It would take me longer to read the letter K, K to me doesn't flow to ok, more like que and I would think it meant what.

Lando Lincoln: Teabagger candidate mad because black people aren't going to vote for him. News at 10.


Are there black people in Kansas?
 
2012-10-06 03:18:06 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Kevin72: Martin's death in Florida. He linked the focus on Martin to Florida's status as a swing state in the presidential election

Yes. Trayvon Martin set out to be killed so that Obama could carry Florida in this election.

I think it's more:
Blacks kill THOUSANDS of white people EVERY DAY. But ONE black kid gets killed by a white guy and suddenly it's a national issue.


I thought it was a national issue because Zimmerman was originally let go after his father (a retired magistrate) called up the prosecutor's office.
 
2012-10-06 03:20:56 PM  

HighOnCraic: "I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist."

It's just that it's so hard to imagine that there are people out there who were so impressed by the Bush Administration that they were willing to vote for whoever the GOP nominated in '08, but suddenly changed their minds when Obama won the Democratic nomination.

Seriously, does anybody believe that there are people who were really impressed by John McCain's campaign, felt that Sarah Palin was a superb choice to VP, but at the last second changed their minds and submitted to white guilt?


Yes there are people who believe that, they didn't/don't like Obama so no one could like Obama and the only way he got elected was because white people felt guilty and the blacks just voted for him because he is black. They honestly can see no other reason that Obama won.

See also people who still claim the ONLY reason was elected was because of Ross Perot.
 
2012-10-06 03:22:25 PM  

spongeboob: HighOnCraic: "I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist."

It's just that it's so hard to imagine that there are people out there who were so impressed by the Bush Administration that they were willing to vote for whoever the GOP nominated in '08, but suddenly changed their minds when Obama won the Democratic nomination.

Seriously, does anybody believe that there are people who were really impressed by John McCain's campaign, felt that Sarah Palin was a superb choice to VP, but at the last second changed their minds and submitted to white guilt?

Yes there are people who believe that, they didn't/don't like Obama so no one could like Obama and the only way he got elected was because white people felt guilty and the blacks just voted for him because he is black. They honestly can see no other reason that Obama won.

See also people who still claim the ONLY reason Clinton was elected was because of Ross Perot.


FTFM
why did Fark do away with the automatic preview before post?
 
2012-10-06 03:25:49 PM  

jayhawk88: *Sigh*, this farking state. Some mornings, I just want to wake up, get dressed, walk out of my house, and start slapping the ever loving shiat out of anyone that happens to be around.


OK, I'm giggling at the image this conjures up.
 
2012-10-06 03:30:11 PM  

spongeboob: spongeboob: HighOnCraic: "I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist."

It's just that it's so hard to imagine that there are people out there who were so impressed by the Bush Administration that they were willing to vote for whoever the GOP nominated in '08, but suddenly changed their minds when Obama won the Democratic nomination.

Seriously, does anybody believe that there are people who were really impressed by John McCain's campaign, felt that Sarah Palin was a superb choice to VP, but at the last second changed their minds and submitted to white guilt?

Yes there are people who believe that, they didn't/don't like Obama so no one could like Obama and the only way he got elected was because white people felt guilty and the blacks just voted for him because he is black. They honestly can see no other reason that Obama won.

See also people who still claim the ONLY reason Clinton was elected was because of Ross Perot.

FTFM
why did Fark do away with the automatic preview before post?


To create scenarios in which we subject ourselves to ridicule and public mockery.
 
2012-10-06 03:31:29 PM  

spongeboob: spongeboob: HighOnCraic: "I have talked to people in the past who said that they voted for Barack Obama to show they're not racist."

It's just that it's so hard to imagine that there are people out there who were so impressed by the Bush Administration that they were willing to vote for whoever the GOP nominated in '08, but suddenly changed their minds when Obama won the Democratic nomination.

Seriously, does anybody believe that there are people who were really impressed by John McCain's campaign, felt that Sarah Palin was a superb choice to VP, but at the last second changed their minds and submitted to white guilt?

Yes there are people who believe that, they didn't/don't like Obama so no one could like Obama and the only way he got elected was because white people felt guilty and the blacks just voted for him because he is black. They honestly can see no other reason that Obama won.

See also people who still claim the ONLY reason Clinton was elected was because of Ross Perot.

FTFM
why did Fark do away with the automatic preview before post?


Nonetheless, I fugured out what you meant.

As I said in another thread:

If you think if some other Democrat had won the 2008 primaries, then all the people who voted for Obama would've voted for McCain, you are lying to yourself.

If you think that McCain ran a competent campaign, you are lying to yourself.

If you think that having Sarah Palin a shaky heartbeat away from the presidency was a good idea, you are lying to yourself.

If you think that the Bush years didn't leave a huge stain on the Republican Party, you are lying to yourself.
 
2012-10-06 04:27:12 PM  
Fill in the blanks: I can't be a _______; some of my best friends are _______.

A) racist; black.
B) idiot; morons.
B) pedophile; children.
C) cannibal; people
 
2012-10-06 04:39:24 PM  

Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-06 04:57:36 PM  

meh...: Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x304]


Not really, he brought up some obscure bullshiat that happened weeks ago and I forgot about it until he rudely shoved it in my face. He's the biggest piece of stalking shiat I've ever seen on Fark.
 
2012-10-06 05:48:25 PM  
It's fun when those that use wit like teabaggers try to pass themselves off as all diversity-minded and stuff.

Gosh, you are so sophisticated.
 
2012-10-06 06:28:14 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Somacandra: For all of his asshattery, these particular points are not bad. Many states have a lot of outdated and unconstitutional laws. Like laws that prohibit atheists from holding office and that punish something called "sodomy."

The problem is, though, he's not talking about those laws. He's talking about Obamacare, pro-marriage equality amendments, the Civil Rights Act, Roe v Wade and things like that.


We don't need our legislators to do that. We have an Office of the Repealer in KS.
 
2012-10-06 06:59:35 PM  

jso2897: TFM
why did Fark do away with the automatic preview before post?
To create scenarios in which we subject ourselves to ridicule and public mockery.


I don't get it. I now have "preview" and "add comment." I like it much better. Just click the right button. I post a lot of pictures, so I always check.
 
2012-10-06 07:22:00 PM  

Karac: Fill in the blanks: I can't be a _______; some of my best friends are _______.

A) racist; black.
B) idiot; morons.
B) pedophile; children.
C) cannibal; people


You said "B" twice.
 
2012-10-06 07:31:48 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Karac: Fill in the blanks: I can't be a _______; some of my best friends are _______.

A) racist; black.
B) idiot; morons.
B) pedophile; children.
C) cannibal; people

You said "B" twice.


He likes them!
 
2012-10-06 08:00:42 PM  

shotglasss: Krymson Tyde: That's an alarming amount of grammatical errors for someone who represents the citizens.
Why do people continue to elect idiots?

Because that's how they get their free phones.


Obama has never created a program to give people free cell phones.
 
2012-10-06 08:16:56 PM  

Degenz: meh...: Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x304]

Not really, he brought up some obscure bullshiat that happened weeks ago and I forgot about it until he rudely shoved it in my face. He's the biggest piece of stalking shiat I've ever seen on Fark.


t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-06 08:46:09 PM  

Gary = Big Jim Slade

 
2012-10-06 09:19:47 PM  
Is this guy a product of the same School Board that wanted to teach Intelligent *snicker* Design in schools? Thank FSM for the wonderful education system they have in Kansas.

/All hail His Noodly Goodness
 
2012-10-06 11:36:41 PM  
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-07 12:22:57 AM  

Degenz: meh...: Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x304]

Not really, he brought up some obscure bullshiat that happened weeks ago and I forgot about it until he rudely shoved it in my face. He's the biggest piece of stalking shiat I've ever seen on Fark.


Maybe ... and I'm just sayin' ... you're an intelligent and perceptive --- I guess that means, sensitive (by which I TOTALLY do not mean "twitchy and psychotic") --- sensitive person. But ... I'm just sayin' ... maybe - maybe, just spitballin' here - maybe you weren't cut out for Fark.

I mean I hope you are! Because I like you! A lot!.

but just sayin'. Not sayin', just sayin'.
 
2012-10-07 12:23:54 AM  

barneyfifesbullet: It's fun when those that use wit like teabaggers try to pass themselves off as all diversity-minded and stuff.

Gosh, you are so sophisticated.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520899,00.html
 
2012-10-07 12:26:02 AM  

Karac: Fill in the blanks: I can't be a _______; some of my best friends are _______.

A) racist; black.
B) idiot; morons.
B) pedophile; children.
C) cannibal; people



I can't be a cannibal, some of my best friends are black
 
2012-10-07 01:44:42 AM  

BuckTurgidson: Degenz: meh...: Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x304]

Not really, he brought up some obscure bullshiat that happened weeks ago and I forgot about it until he rudely shoved it in my face. He's the biggest piece of stalking shiat I've ever seen on Fark.

Maybe ... and I'm just sayin' ... you're an intelligent and perceptive --- I guess that means, sensitive (by which I TOTALLY do not mean "twitchy and psychotic") --- sensitive person. But ... I'm just sayin' ... maybe - maybe, just spitballin' here - maybe you weren't cut out for Fark.

I mean I hope you are! Because I like you! A lot!.

but just sayin'. Not sayin', just sayin'.


If by "not cut out for Fark" you mean I'm a crotchety old bastard whose become nauseated with the typical frat boy, circle jerking antics of some people around here then, yes, yes I am. At some point the juvenile snarkiness just becomes stale. No matter how much sophistry is plastered on the comments it all just smells of mental masturbation.
 
2012-10-07 03:41:29 AM  

Degenz: BuckTurgidson: Degenz: meh...: Degenz: DoctorCal: Whoa there hoss. I'm not 'stalking' you. I'm not even one of the people who was arguing with/berating you. You mentioned being confused, going to the bathroom...it was a natural tie-in and I joked with you about it. Maybe I overestimated your ability to laugh it off.

Go f__k yourself, you pathetic, thread jacking, stalking troll.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x304]

Not really, he brought up some obscure bullshiat that happened weeks ago and I forgot about it until he rudely shoved it in my face. He's the biggest piece of stalking shiat I've ever seen on Fark.

Maybe ... and I'm just sayin' ... you're an intelligent and perceptive --- I guess that means, sensitive (by which I TOTALLY do not mean "twitchy and psychotic") --- sensitive person. But ... I'm just sayin' ... maybe - maybe, just spitballin' here - maybe you weren't cut out for Fark.

I mean I hope you are! Because I like you! A lot!.

but just sayin'. Not sayin', just sayin'.

If by "not cut out for Fark" you mean I'm a crotchety old bastard whose become nauseated with the typical frat boy, circle jerking antics of some people around here then, yes, yes I am. At some point the juvenile snarkiness just becomes stale. No matter how much sophistry is plastered on the comments it all just smells of mental masturbation.


Well, bye.
 
2012-10-07 04:19:23 AM  
propasaurus:
i2.kym-cdn.com
here, lazy ass.
 
2012-10-07 11:57:37 AM  

Degenz: propasaurus:
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 299x156]
here, lazy ass.


Ever consider the fact you weren't worth the effort to post the picture? :P
 
2012-10-07 12:33:53 PM  

meh...: Degenz: propasaurus:
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 299x156]
here, lazy ass.

Ever consider the fact you weren't worth the effort to post the picture? :P


Updating my list of circle-jerking fark twats is priceless.
 
2012-10-07 01:02:02 PM  
Awesome! the thread where we take a a rant from someone no one has heard of and then scream about what a racist country america is...havent seen that on fark in what? 30 seconds.
 
2012-10-07 01:08:35 PM  

Degenz: meh...: Degenz: propasaurus:
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 299x156]
here, lazy ass.

Ever consider the fact you weren't worth the effort to post the picture? :P

Updating my list of circle-jerking fark twats is priceless.


You really need a hobby or something. After all, this is only FARK. Peace Brother.
 
2012-10-07 01:30:56 PM  
ooh! I'm on a list!
Well this makes up for never making it on to Skookum's list.
 
2012-10-07 01:35:39 PM  

meh...: You really need a hobby or something. After all, this is only FARK. Peace Brother.


Peace on you.
ronbenningtoninterviews.com
 
2012-10-07 01:44:38 PM  

Degenz: meh...: You really need a hobby or something. After all, this is only FARK. Peace Brother.

Peace on you.
[ronbenningtoninterviews.com image 435x290]


Only because this is FARK (and the fact I'm an ass) I leave you with this...

www.troll.me
 
2012-10-07 05:38:00 PM  
What the f*ck just happened here??
 
2012-10-07 08:42:24 PM  

Kittypie070: What the f*ck just happened here??


i.imgur.com
 
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