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(Talking Points Memo)   Steve Martin endorses Nebraska senate candidate Bob Kerry as "Sane. And his ideas are workable   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 30
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2012-10-05 06:22:26 PM  
So he's got the 'born a poor black child' vote. He doesn't need anything else...except this ashtray.
 
2012-10-05 06:39:11 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: So he's got the 'born a poor black child' vote. He doesn't need anything else...except this ashtray.


I wonder what his stance is on these cans
 
2012-10-05 06:40:34 PM  
The really it, "Sane and workable ideas" are so rare these days, I'll be willing to settle for that as well.
 
2012-10-05 06:44:30 PM  
And Steve Martin knows something about losing an election to an opponent because of "crazy promises."
 
2012-10-05 06:45:40 PM  

kronicfeld: And Steve Martin knows something about losing an election to an opponent because of "wild and crazy promises."


ftfy
 
2012-10-05 06:51:25 PM  
No doubt payback for Kerry taking care of his Pajamas.
 
2012-10-05 06:54:09 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: kronicfeld: And Steve Martin knows something about losing an election to an opponent because of "wild and crazy promises."

ftfy


I still remember where I was the day of the assassination attempt:

tnation.t-nation.com
 
2012-10-05 06:56:41 PM  
Put a live chicken in your underwear.
 
2012-10-05 06:57:50 PM  

bwilson27: Put a live chicken in your underwear.


Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
 
2012-10-05 06:59:53 PM  
Between two pillows?
 
2012-10-05 07:03:12 PM  

kronicfeld: bwilson27: Put a live chicken in your underwear.

Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant


It has been decades since I listened to that one...

/thanks for the memories, off to get smaaalllll...
 
2012-10-05 07:06:59 PM  

Moodybastard: It has been decades since I listened to that one...

/thanks for the memories, off to get smaaalllll...


I owe everything about my sense of humor to my dad playing tape transfers of those LPs on family road trips in the mid-80s. I could recite those albums verbatim by age 8.

/learn with gurn
 
2012-10-05 07:08:59 PM  
Did Steve get Kerry to take the "Non-Conformists Oath"?

/I promise to be different
 
2012-10-05 07:20:21 PM  
Just lost the Terra Haute vote
 
2012-10-05 07:40:41 PM  
Maybe Kerry promised to fulfill Martin's Christmas wish.

First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
 
2012-10-05 07:50:27 PM  
Its Kerrey.



kronicfeld: And Steve Martin knows something about losing an election to an opponent because of "crazy promises."


I see what you did there, even if the other guy didn't.
 
2012-10-05 07:53:59 PM  

kronicfeld: Moodybastard: It has been decades since I listened to that one...

/thanks for the memories, off to get smaaalllll...

I owe everything about my sense of humor to my dad playing tape transfers of those LPs on family road trips in the mid-80s. I could recite those albums verbatim by age 8.

/learn with gurn


I often use the number "1,000,006" when discussing how many times I've done something. I also use the phrase "I forgot!" a good bit too.
 
2012-10-05 07:56:24 PM  
Does he believes Kerrey will win ... by a nose.
 
2012-10-05 07:56:57 PM  
Damnit Steve Martin get your quotes right.
 
2012-10-05 08:13:44 PM  
What he says to the Republicans: Link
 
2012-10-05 08:35:09 PM  

kronicfeld: bwilson27: Put a live chicken in your underwear.

Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant


My god I thought I was the only child to memorize listen to that....
 
2012-10-05 09:10:51 PM  
It seems like just yesterday this guy was running for president. The ketchup business must be slow.

/I keed, settle down
 
2012-10-05 11:24:26 PM  
Aspiring to Congress is a special purpose in its own right.
 
2012-10-05 11:55:46 PM  

Girl From The North Country: It seems like just yesterday this guy was running for president. The ketchup business must be slow.

/I keed, settle down


It wasn't yesterday, but Kerrey did run in the 1992 election.
 
2012-10-06 05:46:38 AM  

Mofo_Jones: Girl From The North Country: It seems like just yesterday this guy was running for president. The ketchup business must be slow.

/I keed, settle down

It wasn't yesterday, but Kerrey did run in the 1992 election.


And the ketchup business is running remarkably slow lately.
 
2012-10-06 06:36:22 AM  

Crudbucket: Mofo_Jones: Girl From The North Country: It seems like just yesterday this guy was running for president. The ketchup business must be slow.

/I keed, settle down

It wasn't yesterday, but Kerrey did run in the 1992 election.

And the ketchup business is running remarkably slow lately.


But the boats didn't run slow, that's why they called them really fast boats.
 
2012-10-06 08:02:11 AM  
Calling a politician "sane" should be a backhanded compliment. It's a damn shame that it's become an endorsement.
 
2012-10-06 11:23:55 AM  

kronicfeld: bwilson27: Put a live chicken in your underwear.

Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant


Be oblong and be 3-dimensional...
 
2012-10-06 11:42:33 AM  

Point02GPA: Crudbucket: Mofo_Jones: Girl From The North Country: It seems like just yesterday this guy was running for president. The ketchup business must be slow.

/I keed, settle down

It wasn't yesterday, but Kerrey did run in the 1992 election.

And the ketchup business is running remarkably slow lately.

But the boats didn't run slow, that's why they called them really fast boats.


It's amazing the Nazis didn't hear his wooden leg thumping around up in that attic. Were they all deaf or what?
 
2012-10-06 01:47:15 PM  
Kerrey got Steve Martin for his ads because Linda Ronstadt got too fat.....
 
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