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2012-10-05 04:16:24 PM
86 votes:
Wonder if they charged him with goitering...
2012-10-05 06:08:20 PM
19 votes:
ytrewq.com
2012-10-05 04:46:18 PM
18 votes:
Separated at birth?
mrcreosote.blog.com
2012-10-05 07:47:13 PM
17 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 05:50:46 PM
15 votes:
So I guess its safe to assume the motive for this attempted kidnapping was hunger?
2012-10-05 06:49:53 PM
14 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-05 05:55:42 PM
12 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

He was just trying to attract a mate.
2012-10-05 04:18:53 PM
12 votes:
Keep your chin up, dude.
2012-10-05 05:24:39 PM
10 votes:
i196.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 04:21:08 PM
10 votes:
Caught him in mid-croak.
2012-10-05 06:18:45 PM
9 votes:

MaxxLarge: Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

[hostmypicture.com image 225x293][hostmypicture.com image 270x293]


ytrewq.com
2012-10-05 05:24:50 PM
9 votes:
You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.
2012-10-05 07:07:43 PM
8 votes:
Yea, ok, i call utter bullshiat on that story. There is absolutely no way a 10 year old boy would have the strength reach escape velocity and break away from the gravitational pull.
2012-10-05 06:09:23 PM
8 votes:

BSABSVR: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


ytrewq.com

FTFY
2012-10-05 04:37:23 PM
8 votes:
I haven't seen that nice a display of neckpork since those oil executives had to testify.
2012-10-05 08:44:40 PM
7 votes:
imgboot.com
2012-10-05 06:01:03 PM
7 votes:
More chins than a chinese phone book.
2012-10-05 05:54:40 PM
7 votes:
Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

hostmypicture.com
2012-10-05 05:35:33 PM
7 votes:
Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

hostmypicture.comhostmypicture.com
2012-10-05 08:48:56 PM
6 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-10-05 06:36:58 PM
6 votes:

Pistoffradish: [i.imgur.com image 480x600]


ytrewq.com
2012-10-05 06:13:12 PM
6 votes:
He would've gotten away ribbit if it weren't for that meddling kid.
2012-10-05 06:13:09 PM
6 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 06:02:22 PM
6 votes:
y'all are just jealous of a man who's prepared for winter
2012-10-05 04:21:14 PM
6 votes:
You guys laugh, but French chicks can't get enough of him.
2012-10-05 07:44:25 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
"Manchy kabook noonee Soccer Kid,"
2012-10-05 06:15:33 PM
5 votes:
static.rateyourmusic.com
2012-10-05 06:11:50 PM
5 votes:
www.film.org.pl

'You are one ugly modderfocker.'
2012-10-05 06:11:37 PM
5 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 06:03:53 PM
5 votes:
Hey buddy, why the long face?
2012-10-05 05:58:13 PM
5 votes:
Dude - he's fallen a long way from the glory days when he was running Exxon Mobil..... 

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 05:38:04 PM
5 votes:
Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly away.
2012-10-05 08:07:02 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-05 07:35:17 PM
4 votes:
www.marveldirectory.com

Hmm...maybe call him The Follower.
2012-10-05 06:44:41 PM
4 votes:
I bet he gets a job in jail putting the pillow cases on the pillows
2012-10-05 06:26:20 PM
4 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.grimmemennesker.dk image 541x737]


ytrewq.com
2012-10-05 05:49:02 PM
4 votes:

SilentStrider: Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly strolling casually away.


FTFY
2012-10-05 05:32:39 PM
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 05:31:04 PM
4 votes:
That guy should shave his head.
2012-10-06 12:43:02 AM
3 votes:
Did anyone else happen to notice the mugshots on the related stories?

I had these guys on the left...
media.trb.com

media.trb.com

www.trbimg.com


It's a veritable gold mine!
2012-10-05 06:31:39 PM
3 votes:
content7.flixster.com
2012-10-05 06:24:52 PM
3 votes:
Wait... was that a mugshot or a thumbprint?
2012-10-05 06:17:53 PM
3 votes:
The suspect was last heard saying "Get. In. My. Belly!"
2012-10-05 06:13:40 PM
3 votes:
I was going to say that he was ballchinnian but I just can't compete with the goitering comment.
2012-10-05 05:55:07 PM
3 votes:
www.connectwithpatrick.com
2012-10-05 05:26:41 PM
3 votes:
Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

WTF?!

/Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.
2012-10-05 11:47:48 PM
2 votes:
s8.postimage.org
2012-10-05 10:27:34 PM
2 votes:
He must be hiding food in there like a hamster.

A whole Christmas dinner, perhaps.
2012-10-05 08:46:29 PM
2 votes:
img.metro.co.uk
2012-10-05 08:34:11 PM
2 votes:

Aidan: Guys, I think we're looking at his gang enhancements. Sez so on the arrest record.


What, did the other gang members give all their faces to him?
2012-10-05 08:29:27 PM
2 votes:

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


No you are not!

I was going to post the pic

hostmypicture.com

with the caption: "You tell that cocksucker Woo that I think I'm farking allergic to his farking pigs!"
2012-10-05 07:58:27 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-05 07:37:49 PM
2 votes:

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


No, you're not. But what a picture of McShane to post. He wants to ravage me. To leave me whimpering and breathless. Full of anxiety and lust.
2012-10-05 07:29:57 PM
2 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.nethostmypicture.com
2012-10-05 07:01:54 PM
2 votes:

BeSerious: That must be fun to shave.


Gah. I'll bet the underside is a wet, hairy mess covered with clusters of tiny mushrooms.
2012-10-05 06:59:26 PM
2 votes:
media.sfx.co.uk
2012-10-05 06:18:37 PM
2 votes:
privateerpress.com
2012-10-05 06:11:06 PM
2 votes:
Seeing the mug on mobile makes the experience. You scroll down to his nose and it looks normal, then, oh..
2012-10-05 06:07:49 PM
2 votes:
I just cannot understand why someone like that has to resort to abducting young boys. Serious question for all the women of Fark -- would you really turn down such a flawless specimen of manhood if you were lucky enough to have him hit on you? I mean, I'm a straight, happily married man, and I'm a little turned on by his picture. And I can only imagine how good the rest of him looks.
2012-10-05 06:02:15 PM
2 votes:
How does a 425 pound man escape from a soccer coach?


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 05:31:05 PM
2 votes:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 800x567]


BOBBY!

/I'm sorry your head looks like a potato, man
2012-10-05 04:09:16 PM
2 votes:
Good gawd, dude, don't turn your head too fast, you may give yourself whiplash!
2012-10-06 11:02:54 AM
1 votes:

Critatak: His chin looks.. looks like a... a balls.


ytrewq.com
2012-10-06 12:54:21 AM
1 votes:
www.pawsru.org
2012-10-06 12:49:15 AM
1 votes:
News: Attempted kidnapping at soccer practice, Fark: By a hippopotamus
2012-10-05 11:51:40 PM
1 votes:
Bird Man of Alcatraz

i.imgur.com
2012-10-05 10:05:55 PM
1 votes:
Was every too scared to post the obvious?



internetwarriors.net
2012-10-05 09:45:11 PM
1 votes:
OK, here are the questions:

1. HOW did this freak manage to "lure a child" close enough to grab him?

I mean, what could he possibly say that would make ANY child come that close? "Come here little boy and I'll give you a billion dollars?"

2. HOW did he manage to escape in the first place?

What did he do, roll over and partially suffocate the soccer coach and while the man was trying to breathe he waddled away?

3. What gang is he in? The "Over the Hill Cause We're Made of Them" Gang?
2012-10-05 08:52:27 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com


MAN THAT GUYS GOT A SMALL FACE!
2012-10-05 08:17:09 PM
1 votes:
"booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying"

My mother should have been arrested years ago!
Byn
2012-10-05 08:06:38 PM
1 votes:
For the first time ever, I have spit beer on my keyboard. Damn you all for wasting my beer!
2012-10-05 08:01:31 PM
1 votes:

Eirik: bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.

There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.


Did you by any chance go to Handsworth?
2012-10-05 08:00:21 PM
1 votes:

SH: Now wait a minute...

There was a guy in the news a year or two ago with the same look. It was decided he suffered from some rare disease as I recall. Why is this news again?


Because his chin is HUUUUUUUUGE
2012-10-05 07:55:35 PM
1 votes:
I'm laughing so hard my face hurts. I love you all.
2012-10-05 07:50:37 PM
1 votes:

Apos: [newsantaana.com image 192x240]
[www.stylusmagazine.com image 300x180]


Damn it....I hate being late to parties like this.
2012-10-05 07:47:49 PM
1 votes:

bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.


There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.
2012-10-05 07:43:48 PM
1 votes:

SirTanon: [www.adweek.com image 425x309]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED



+x
25.media.tumblr.com 
Let x be whatever it takes.
2012-10-05 07:39:13 PM
1 votes:

digitalrain: FTA: Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

*A* gang member? Holy hell...his chin is the whole damn gang - the Sapo Espeluznante gang.


Better arrest many aunts and all the great aunts.
2012-10-05 07:38:47 PM
1 votes:
No one read the article then? No one caught this line?

"Officers eventually located Victor Joseph Espinoza, by the helicopter, hiding in the backyard of a nearby residence."

Good thing those cops had The Helicopter... the good one.
2012-10-05 07:31:59 PM
1 votes:
FTA: Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

*A* gang member? Holy hell...his chin is the whole damn gang - the Sapo Espeluznante gang.
2012-10-05 07:16:48 PM
1 votes:

Arachnophobe: I should be in the kitchen: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400]

Kanemano: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400] 

he has very good Kung fu

*Tiny Fist Shake Technique!!*


yeah... trimulpost fail!
2012-10-05 07:16:16 PM
1 votes:
www.adweek.com

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
2012-10-05 07:08:16 PM
1 votes:

MadameX: /hot like curry sauce


I bet he just absolutely destroys a toilet.
2012-10-05 07:03:22 PM
1 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com 
/hot like curry sauce
2012-10-05 07:02:51 PM
1 votes:

Arachnophobe: He is clearly a master of the Toad Technique, very dangerous.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x250]


Not when you master the Buddhist Palm.
2012-10-05 07:02:09 PM
1 votes:
Resembles the frog guy from the movie Kung Fu Hustle...
2012-10-05 06:57:54 PM
1 votes:

Bubba_the_Hutt: Hey buddy, why the long face?


With a handle like that, you're a fine one to talk...
2012-10-05 06:49:56 PM
1 votes:
It's like his second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth chins all collaborated on one SUPERCHIN.
2012-10-05 06:47:12 PM
1 votes:
Even for Fark, that ain't right.
2012-10-05 06:38:17 PM
1 votes:
Carmageddon, anyone? (Surprised no one beat me to this one...)

i192.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 06:34:20 PM
1 votes:

I should be in the kitchen: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400]


Kanemano: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400] 

he has very good Kung fu


*Tiny Fist Shake Technique!!*
2012-10-05 06:33:51 PM
1 votes:
you liberals can't help but make fun of a successful whatever the fark he is huh? huh? I bet he was just gonna offer that kid a job washing his ass. Now WE have to feed him..Good God !!!
2012-10-05 06:32:38 PM
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 06:31:46 PM
1 votes:
content7.flixster.com 

he has very good Kung fu
2012-10-05 06:31:05 PM
1 votes:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 800x567]


Pretty sure that is libel to the potato... also a death sentence in Idaho.
2012-10-05 06:30:27 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-05 06:24:48 PM
1 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com
2012-10-05 06:15:19 PM
1 votes:
The frog he did a rapin' go uh-huh...
2012-10-05 06:11:39 PM
1 votes:
Abduct or swallow?
2012-10-05 06:11:29 PM
1 votes:
www.grimmemennesker.dk
2012-10-05 06:08:39 PM
1 votes:
de wanna wanga
2012-10-05 06:07:42 PM
1 votes:
www.stanus.net
Bother me? Oh, phhbt... Why would a little goiter like that bother me? No, not a bit. It's nothing. It's nothin', it's um, in fact, it's um, it's very distinctive, y'know? Um, I mean you want to know something? I, I wish I had one. Really.
2012-10-05 06:06:43 PM
1 votes:
The human thumb. Every time I look at the picture, I start hearing Huell's breathing.
2012-10-05 06:06:03 PM
1 votes:

the_rev: Wonder if they charged him with goitering...


awesome.
2012-10-05 06:00:13 PM
1 votes:
Nice try, subby. But I live in the deep south. I see 10 creatures who are just as fat during a quick walk through the local Wal-Mart.
2012-10-05 06:00:11 PM
1 votes:
Kermit's cousin?
2012-10-05 05:54:53 PM
1 votes:
That no good dirty LOW down son of a biatch.

Snert
2012-10-05 05:53:54 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SilentStrider: Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly strolling casually away.

FTFY


Fair point.
2012-10-05 05:19:57 PM
1 votes:
Where's your neck?
2012-10-05 04:22:38 PM
1 votes:
He's a Toad/Man Hybrid.

/grrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooonk
 
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