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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Hands down, the most bizarre mug shot you're likely to see today   (ktla.com) divider line 58
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2012-10-05 05:24:50 PM
8 votes:
You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.
2012-10-05 04:16:24 PM
8 votes:
Wonder if they charged him with goitering...
2012-10-05 06:49:53 PM
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-05 05:58:13 PM
4 votes:
Dude - he's fallen a long way from the glory days when he was running Exxon Mobil..... 

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 05:35:33 PM
4 votes:
Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

hostmypicture.comhostmypicture.com
2012-10-05 05:24:39 PM
4 votes:
i196.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 07:44:25 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
"Manchy kabook noonee Soccer Kid,"
2012-10-05 06:11:37 PM
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 06:08:20 PM
3 votes:
ytrewq.com
2012-10-05 05:31:04 PM
3 votes:
That guy should shave his head.
2012-10-05 04:46:18 PM
3 votes:
Separated at birth?
mrcreosote.blog.com
2012-10-06 12:43:02 AM
2 votes:
Did anyone else happen to notice the mugshots on the related stories?

I had these guys on the left...
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www.trbimg.com


It's a veritable gold mine!
2012-10-05 08:07:02 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-05 07:47:13 PM
2 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 07:18:09 PM
2 votes:
Looks like he and Honey Boo Boo's mom were separated at birth!
2012-10-05 07:15:59 PM
2 votes:
From a human anatomical standpoint - how does a human body make this large of a chin hock? I am aware of beef brisket and where it comes from but - really - if any of you Farkers have acutal knowledge of this - I would be interested in you comments.

Oh and BTW - UUGH!

/jsin
2012-10-05 07:03:01 PM
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark:


Is it just me or does this look like the kid from The Far Side?
2012-10-05 06:31:39 PM
2 votes:
content7.flixster.com
2012-10-05 06:02:15 PM
2 votes:
How does a 425 pound man escape from a soccer coach?


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 06:00:13 PM
2 votes:
Nice try, subby. But I live in the deep south. I see 10 creatures who are just as fat during a quick walk through the local Wal-Mart.
2012-10-05 05:55:07 PM
2 votes:
www.connectwithpatrick.com
2012-10-05 05:54:40 PM
2 votes:
Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

hostmypicture.com
2012-10-05 05:50:46 PM
2 votes:
So I guess its safe to assume the motive for this attempted kidnapping was hunger?
2012-10-05 05:38:04 PM
2 votes:
Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly away.
2012-10-05 05:31:05 PM
2 votes:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 800x567]


BOBBY!

/I'm sorry your head looks like a potato, man
2012-10-05 11:31:52 PM
1 votes:
. . . but he had minor injuries from his contact with the soccer coach.

Nice work coach,  +1 would buy from again
2012-10-05 10:55:07 PM
1 votes:

Snargi: adeist69: Was every too scared to post the obvious?



[internetwarriors.net image 400x599]

I am disappointed that it took this long for Fat Bastard to show up.


I mentioned it just a lil earlier.

But yeah he was my first thought
2012-10-05 08:36:28 PM
1 votes:

Kaka: From a human anatomical standpoint - how does a human body make this large of a chin hock?
/jsin


There was a photo posted maybe a year or three ago of an individual with a similar-appearing throat. Apparently there's some kind of rare endocrine disease that specifically produces a large, distended throat like that, and some Farker had had it and recognized the person in that previous photo as displaying the primary symptom.
2012-10-05 08:11:04 PM
1 votes:
Kung Fu Hustle covered...more than once. Nice jorb y'all.
Byn
2012-10-05 08:06:38 PM
1 votes:
For the first time ever, I have spit beer on my keyboard. Damn you all for wasting my beer!
2012-10-05 08:00:45 PM
1 votes:
i6.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 07:58:27 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-05 07:47:49 PM
1 votes:

bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.


There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.
2012-10-05 07:38:47 PM
1 votes:
No one read the article then? No one caught this line?

"Officers eventually located Victor Joseph Espinoza, by the helicopter, hiding in the backyard of a nearby residence."

Good thing those cops had The Helicopter... the good one.
2012-10-05 07:33:43 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiate
2012-10-05 07:16:16 PM
1 votes:
www.adweek.com

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
2012-10-05 07:07:43 PM
1 votes:
Yea, ok, i call utter bullshiat on that story. There is absolutely no way a 10 year old boy would have the strength reach escape velocity and break away from the gravitational pull.
2012-10-05 07:07:08 PM
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: BeSerious: That must be fun to shave.

Gah. I'll bet the underside is a wet, hairy mess covered with clusters of tiny mushrooms.


Thanks for that mental image. I'm really not sure if I have enough booze in the liquor cabinet to drink that away.

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2012-10-05 06:59:26 PM
1 votes:
media.sfx.co.uk
2012-10-05 06:56:58 PM
1 votes:

mr_fulano: Nobody mentions the 19 y/o female cousin?


In my case, i started laughing too hard to even RTFA.
2012-10-05 06:49:56 PM
1 votes:
It's like his second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth chins all collaborated on one SUPERCHIN.
2012-10-05 06:43:44 PM
1 votes:
We are not amused..


i50.tinypic.com
2012-10-05 06:43:36 PM
1 votes:
I bet he ain't had any pussy since pussy had him.
2012-10-05 06:40:52 PM
1 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2012-10-05 06:38:17 PM
1 votes:
Carmageddon, anyone? (Surprised no one beat me to this one...)

i192.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 06:32:38 PM
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 06:32:06 PM
1 votes:
It's not like he's going to be hard to spot. Can't really get lost in a crowd, that guy.
2012-10-05 06:15:33 PM
1 votes:
static.rateyourmusic.com
2012-10-05 06:09:23 PM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


ytrewq.com

FTFY
2012-10-05 06:03:53 PM
1 votes:
Hey buddy, why the long face?
2012-10-05 06:01:03 PM
1 votes:
More chins than a chinese phone book.
2012-10-05 05:55:42 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

He was just trying to attract a mate.
2012-10-05 05:32:39 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 05:26:41 PM
1 votes:
Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

WTF?!

/Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.
2012-10-05 05:21:20 PM
1 votes:
I like the part about the soccer coach tackling him in the street.
2012-10-05 04:37:23 PM
1 votes:
I haven't seen that nice a display of neckpork since those oil executives had to testify.
2012-10-05 04:21:14 PM
1 votes:
You guys laugh, but French chicks can't get enough of him.
2012-10-05 04:21:11 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiat... no wonder he wasn't able to run away.
 
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