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2012-10-05 04:09:16 PM  
Good gawd, dude, don't turn your head too fast, you may give yourself whiplash!
 
2012-10-05 04:16:24 PM  
Wonder if they charged him with goitering...
 
2012-10-05 04:18:53 PM  
Keep your chin up, dude.
 
2012-10-05 04:21:08 PM  
Caught him in mid-croak.
 
2012-10-05 04:21:11 PM  
Holy shiat... no wonder he wasn't able to run away.
 
2012-10-05 04:21:14 PM  
You guys laugh, but French chicks can't get enough of him.
 
2012-10-05 04:22:38 PM  
He's a Toad/Man Hybrid.

/grrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooonk
 
2012-10-05 04:37:23 PM  
I haven't seen that nice a display of neckpork since those oil executives had to testify.
 
2012-10-05 04:46:18 PM  
Separated at birth?
mrcreosote.blog.com
 
2012-10-05 05:19:57 PM  
Where's your neck?
 
2012-10-05 05:21:20 PM  
I like the part about the soccer coach tackling him in the street.
 
2012-10-05 05:24:39 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 05:24:50 PM  
You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.
 
2012-10-05 05:26:41 PM  
Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

WTF?!

/Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.
 
2012-10-05 05:31:04 PM  
That guy should shave his head.
 
2012-10-05 05:31:05 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 800x567]


BOBBY!

/I'm sorry your head looks like a potato, man
 
2012-10-05 05:32:39 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 05:35:33 PM  
Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

hostmypicture.comhostmypicture.com
 
2012-10-05 05:38:04 PM  
Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly away.
 
2012-10-05 05:49:02 PM  

SilentStrider: Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly strolling casually away.


FTFY
 
2012-10-05 05:50:46 PM  
So I guess its safe to assume the motive for this attempted kidnapping was hunger?
 
2012-10-05 05:53:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SilentStrider: Bsed on that mugshot, I'd say the kid got away by just walking briskly strolling casually away.

FTFY


Fair point.
 
2012-10-05 05:54:40 PM  
Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

hostmypicture.com
 
2012-10-05 05:54:53 PM  
That no good dirty LOW down son of a biatch.

Snert
 
2012-10-05 05:55:07 PM  
www.connectwithpatrick.com
 
2012-10-05 05:55:42 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

He was just trying to attract a mate.
 
2012-10-05 05:58:13 PM  
Dude - he's fallen a long way from the glory days when he was running Exxon Mobil..... 

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 06:00:11 PM  
Kermit's cousin?
 
2012-10-05 06:00:13 PM  
Nice try, subby. But I live in the deep south. I see 10 creatures who are just as fat during a quick walk through the local Wal-Mart.
 
2012-10-05 06:01:03 PM  
More chins than a chinese phone book.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 06:01:27 PM  
Wait just a minute, I put my hands down, for this!!!!
 
2012-10-05 06:02:15 PM  
How does a 425 pound man escape from a soccer coach?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 06:02:22 PM  
y'all are just jealous of a man who's prepared for winter
 
2012-10-05 06:03:53 PM  
Hey buddy, why the long face?
 
2012-10-05 06:04:32 PM  

MaxxLarge: Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

[hostmypicture.com image 225x293][hostmypicture.com image 270x293]


Yup, first person who crossed my mind too!
 
2012-10-05 06:05:41 PM  
Well, at least we know he's got balls.
 
2012-10-05 06:06:03 PM  

the_rev: Wonder if they charged him with goitering...


awesome.
 
2012-10-05 06:06:43 PM  
The human thumb. Every time I look at the picture, I start hearing Huell's breathing.
 
2012-10-05 06:06:56 PM  
img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2012-10-05 06:07:42 PM  
www.stanus.net
Bother me? Oh, phhbt... Why would a little goiter like that bother me? No, not a bit. It's nothing. It's nothin', it's um, in fact, it's um, it's very distinctive, y'know? Um, I mean you want to know something? I, I wish I had one. Really.
 
2012-10-05 06:07:49 PM  
I just cannot understand why someone like that has to resort to abducting young boys. Serious question for all the women of Fark -- would you really turn down such a flawless specimen of manhood if you were lucky enough to have him hit on you? I mean, I'm a straight, happily married man, and I'm a little turned on by his picture. And I can only imagine how good the rest of him looks.
 
2012-10-05 06:08:20 PM  
ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-05 06:08:39 PM  
de wanna wanga
 
2012-10-05 06:09:23 PM  

BSABSVR: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


ytrewq.com

FTFY
 
2012-10-05 06:09:36 PM  

the_rev: Wonder if they charged him with goitering...


Dammit. I was going to make a goiter joke...

\sulks away
 
2012-10-05 06:11:06 PM  
Seeing the mug on mobile makes the experience. You scroll down to his nose and it looks normal, then, oh..
 
2012-10-05 06:11:29 PM  
www.grimmemennesker.dk
 
2012-10-05 06:11:37 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 06:11:39 PM  
Abduct or swallow?
 
2012-10-05 06:11:50 PM  
www.film.org.pl

'You are one ugly modderfocker.'
 
2012-10-05 06:13:09 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 06:13:12 PM  
He would've gotten away ribbit if it weren't for that meddling kid.
 
2012-10-05 06:13:40 PM  
I was going to say that he was ballchinnian but I just can't compete with the goitering comment.
 
2012-10-05 06:15:19 PM  
The frog he did a rapin' go uh-huh...
 
2012-10-05 06:15:33 PM  
static.rateyourmusic.com
 
2012-10-05 06:15:58 PM  
I imagine he's growing that goatee to try to hide his double chin.
 
2012-10-05 06:16:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 06:16:34 PM  
"...weis..."
 
2012-10-05 06:17:53 PM  
The suspect was last heard saying "Get. In. My. Belly!"
 
2012-10-05 06:18:37 PM  
privateerpress.com
 
2012-10-05 06:18:45 PM  

MaxxLarge: Jesus! Was he planing to hide the kid in the pelican-pouch?!?

[hostmypicture.com image 225x293][hostmypicture.com image 270x293]


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-05 06:18:52 PM  
Ribbit.
 
2012-10-05 06:19:57 PM  

uncleacid: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x419]


Hang on, does that fish have buck teeth or have the drugs kicked in?
 
2012-10-05 06:24:48 PM  
Jowl Jiggling world champion!
 
2012-10-05 06:24:48 PM  
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-10-05 06:24:52 PM  
Wait... was that a mugshot or a thumbprint?
 
2012-10-05 06:26:20 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.grimmemennesker.dk image 541x737]


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-05 06:26:32 PM  

bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.


Bwahaha... Was going to say the exact same thing!
 
2012-10-05 06:27:57 PM  
It's Jabba!
 
2012-10-05 06:29:01 PM  

big_hed: How does a 425 pound man escape from a soccer coach?


[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]



If he's tall, he might just be so big and bulky that it's very difficult to hold him in place even if he can't move very fast. All he has to do is turn and shift his bulk here and there. And the soccer coach isn't going to want to leave the kids alone... so I could see him slowly meandering away until the police get there. And he couldn't get far enough away to escape before the police got there.
 
2012-10-05 06:30:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 06:31:05 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 800x567]


Pretty sure that is libel to the potato... also a death sentence in Idaho.
 
2012-10-05 06:31:39 PM  
content7.flixster.com
 
2012-10-05 06:31:46 PM  
content7.flixster.com 

he has very good Kung fu
 
2012-10-05 06:32:06 PM  
It's not like he's going to be hard to spot. Can't really get lost in a crowd, that guy.
 
2012-10-05 06:32:16 PM  
In the annual easter egg painting contest, that's a losing entry. The egg has to actually LOOK like a face.
 
2012-10-05 06:32:38 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 06:33:30 PM  
He is clearly a master of the Toad Technique, very dangerous.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 06:33:51 PM  
you liberals can't help but make fun of a successful whatever the fark he is huh? huh? I bet he was just gonna offer that kid a job washing his ass. Now WE have to feed him..Good God !!!
 
2012-10-05 06:34:20 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400]


Kanemano: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400] 

he has very good Kung fu


*Tiny Fist Shake Technique!!*
 
2012-10-05 06:35:13 PM  
 
2012-10-05 06:36:58 PM  

Pistoffradish: [i.imgur.com image 480x600]


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-05 06:38:17 PM  
Carmageddon, anyone? (Surprised no one beat me to this one...)

i192.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 06:40:52 PM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-10-05 06:43:36 PM  
I bet he ain't had any pussy since pussy had him.
 
2012-10-05 06:43:44 PM  
We are not amused..


i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-05 06:44:41 PM  
I bet he gets a job in jail putting the pillow cases on the pillows
 
2012-10-05 06:47:12 PM  
Even for Fark, that ain't right.
 
2012-10-05 06:49:53 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-05 06:49:56 PM  
It's like his second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth chins all collaborated on one SUPERCHIN.
 
2012-10-05 06:50:15 PM  
That must be fun to shave.
 
2012-10-05 06:50:41 PM  
Internet Defense Attorney says: "The kid and his cousin were making fun of my client. He probably shouldn't have, but he grabbed him to scare some sense into him. The kids ran off to claim my client was trying to abduct the boy."
 
2012-10-05 06:50:49 PM  
Nobody mentions the 19 y/o female cousin?
 
2012-10-05 06:51:15 PM  

Riotboy: More chins than a chinese phone book.


Very funny, ha ha ha
 
2012-10-05 06:52:28 PM  

PallMall: thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.grimmemennesker.dk image 541x737]


I have reported you for being racist

/not really
 
2012-10-05 06:57:54 PM  

Bubba_the_Hutt: Hey buddy, why the long face?


With a handle like that, you're a fine one to talk...
 
2012-10-05 06:59:26 PM  
media.sfx.co.uk
 
2012-10-05 07:00:50 PM  

Hack Patooey: [static.rateyourmusic.com image 399x444]


Just the image I was looking for.

/Daaaamn, America
 
2012-10-05 07:01:54 PM  

BeSerious: That must be fun to shave.


Gah. I'll bet the underside is a wet, hairy mess covered with clusters of tiny mushrooms.
 
2012-10-05 07:02:09 PM  
Resembles the frog guy from the movie Kung Fu Hustle...
 
2012-10-05 07:02:51 PM  

Arachnophobe: He is clearly a master of the Toad Technique, very dangerous.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x250]


Not when you master the Buddhist Palm.
 
2012-10-05 07:03:01 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark:


Is it just me or does this look like the kid from The Far Side?
 
2012-10-05 07:03:06 PM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: PallMall: thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.grimmemennesker.dk image 541x737]

I have reported you for being weightist

/not really


I suppose I could've put her small face on a saltine, but I don't know how my skills are at giving a cracker a chin.
 
2012-10-05 07:03:19 PM  

tetsoushima: Well, at least we know he's got balls.


He hasn't seen his balls in 20 years.
 
2012-10-05 07:03:22 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com 
/hot like curry sauce
 
2012-10-05 07:07:08 PM  

Ed Finnerty: BeSerious: That must be fun to shave.

Gah. I'll bet the underside is a wet, hairy mess covered with clusters of tiny mushrooms.


Thanks for that mental image. I'm really not sure if I have enough booze in the liquor cabinet to drink that away.

[ChallengeAccepted.jpg]
 
2012-10-05 07:07:43 PM  
Yea, ok, i call utter bullshiat on that story. There is absolutely no way a 10 year old boy would have the strength reach escape velocity and break away from the gravitational pull.
 
2012-10-05 07:08:16 PM  

MadameX: /hot like curry sauce


I bet he just absolutely destroys a toilet.
 
2012-10-05 07:13:58 PM  
Isn't he a Dick Tracy villian?
 
2012-10-05 07:15:25 PM  
the_rev


2012-10-05 04:16:24 PM

Wonder if they charged him with goitering...


DAMMIT! I was drinking when I read that
Now I gotta clean up my keyboard
 
2012-10-05 07:15:59 PM  
From a human anatomical standpoint - how does a human body make this large of a chin hock? I am aware of beef brisket and where it comes from but - really - if any of you Farkers have acutal knowledge of this - I would be interested in you comments.

Oh and BTW - UUGH!

/jsin
 
2012-10-05 07:16:16 PM  
www.adweek.com

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
 
2012-10-05 07:16:48 PM  

Arachnophobe: I should be in the kitchen: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400]

Kanemano: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400] 

he has very good Kung fu

*Tiny Fist Shake Technique!!*


yeah... trimulpost fail!
 
2012-10-05 07:17:08 PM  
When the suspect saw the coach, he attempted to flee and was tackled by the coach in the street.


Oh, to have witnessed that.
 
2012-10-05 07:17:11 PM  
looks like a member of the Bam Margera clan.
 
2012-10-05 07:18:09 PM  
Looks like he and Honey Boo Boo's mom were separated at birth!
 
2012-10-05 07:20:35 PM  

ragnaroknroll: We are not amused..


[i50.tinypic.com image 252x176]


Came here for Z'dar. Admittedly, I had hoped I would be first, but I still tip my hat.

/Satisfied
 
2012-10-05 07:22:55 PM  
Wow, Jay Leno has really hit the skids...
 
2012-10-05 07:29:12 PM  
Ha ha ha. Jabba naga jujiminmee bukee.
 
2012-10-05 07:29:57 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.nethostmypicture.com
 
2012-10-05 07:30:18 PM  
It's bad enough getting nearly abducted by a normal-looking person. This guy's the boogey man. That poor kid.
 
2012-10-05 07:31:43 PM  
i872.photobucket.com

Am I the only one that sees this?
 
2012-10-05 07:31:59 PM  
FTA: Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

*A* gang member? Holy hell...his chin is the whole damn gang - the Sapo Espeluznante gang.
 
2012-10-05 07:33:43 PM  
Holy shiate
 
2012-10-05 07:35:17 PM  
www.marveldirectory.com

Hmm...maybe call him The Follower.
 
2012-10-05 07:37:49 PM  

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


No, you're not. But what a picture of McShane to post. He wants to ravage me. To leave me whimpering and breathless. Full of anxiety and lust.
 
2012-10-05 07:38:47 PM  
No one read the article then? No one caught this line?

"Officers eventually located Victor Joseph Espinoza, by the helicopter, hiding in the backyard of a nearby residence."

Good thing those cops had The Helicopter... the good one.
 
2012-10-05 07:39:13 PM  

digitalrain: FTA: Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

*A* gang member? Holy hell...his chin is the whole damn gang - the Sapo Espeluznante gang.


Better arrest many aunts and all the great aunts.
 
2012-10-05 07:41:26 PM  

the_rev: Wonder if they charged him with goitering...


lol
 
2012-10-05 07:43:48 PM  

SirTanon: [www.adweek.com image 425x309]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED



+x
25.media.tumblr.com 
Let x be whatever it takes.
 
2012-10-05 07:44:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
"Manchy kabook noonee Soccer Kid,"
 
2012-10-05 07:44:46 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Gah. I'll bet the underside is a wet, hairy mess covered with clusters of tiny mushrooms.


oh thanks. I was doing so well and then you had to make me barf.
 
2012-10-05 07:44:47 PM  
newsantaana.com
www.stylusmagazine.com
 
2012-10-05 07:46:03 PM  
He looks like an Arabian fat bastard

/apologies if somebody already said this. I haven't read the whole thread.
//I'm gonna eat ya!
 
2012-10-05 07:47:13 PM  
i211.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 07:47:49 PM  

bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.


There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.
 
2012-10-05 07:49:17 PM  

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 200x152]


This.
 
2012-10-05 07:50:37 PM  

Apos: [newsantaana.com image 192x240]
[www.stylusmagazine.com image 300x180]


Damn it....I hate being late to parties like this.
 
2012-10-05 07:50:43 PM  

Acharne: SirTanon: [www.adweek.com image 425x309]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


+x
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281] 
Let x be whatever it takes.


Smells like...off-worlder
 
2012-10-05 07:51:22 PM  
Chin on the ground chin on the ground, lookin like a fool with your chin on the ground, hat turned sideways ....chrome in your mouth .... chin on the ground
 
2012-10-05 07:55:15 PM  
Came here for Boss Nass. Leaving satisfied. Carry on, internet.
 
2012-10-05 07:55:35 PM  
I'm laughing so hard my face hurts. I love you all.
 
2012-10-05 07:57:19 PM  

Ambitwistor: Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

[hostmypicture.com image 322x419]


I can't believe it took this long.
Y'all are slipping.
 
SH
2012-10-05 07:57:43 PM  
Now wait a minute...

There was a guy in the news a year or two ago with the same look. It was decided he suffered from some rare disease as I recall. Why is this news again?
 
2012-10-05 07:58:27 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-05 08:00:21 PM  

SH: Now wait a minute...

There was a guy in the news a year or two ago with the same look. It was decided he suffered from some rare disease as I recall. Why is this news again?


Because his chin is HUUUUUUUUGE
 
2012-10-05 08:00:45 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 08:01:09 PM  
came here for Jabba the Hutt and some Star Trek aliens. That Doctor Who alien from 'Love and Monsters' was just a happy bonus.
 
2012-10-05 08:01:25 PM  
Reminds me of Monster House.
 
2012-10-05 08:01:31 PM  

Eirik: bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.

There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.


Did you by any chance go to Handsworth?
 
Byn
2012-10-05 08:06:38 PM  
For the first time ever, I have spit beer on my keyboard. Damn you all for wasting my beer!
 
2012-10-05 08:07:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 08:07:24 PM  

postnobills: Eirik: bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.

There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.

Did you by any chance go to Handsworth?


Nope, Camarillo (high school, not State)

/slightly obscure
//Camarillo State is closed now
 
2012-10-05 08:11:04 PM  
Kung Fu Hustle covered...more than once. Nice jorb y'all.
 
2012-10-05 08:16:07 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: He's a Toad/Man Hybrid.

/grrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooonk


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-10-05 08:16:21 PM  

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


static.tvfanatic.com

I thought Doc Ock absorbed the power of the Blob
 
2012-10-05 08:17:09 PM  
"booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying"

My mother should have been arrested years ago!
 
2012-10-05 08:17:31 PM  

GreatNOD: [i211.photobucket.com image 600x417]


NICE! And a twofer, since only moments before he had taken the Idol from Indy.
 
2012-10-05 08:17:50 PM  
Just imagine what that dewlap looked like as he was trying to run away. In slow motion.
 
2012-10-05 08:20:33 PM  
Nope, Camarillo (high school, not State)

/slightly obscure
//Camarillo State is closed now

Mr. Fisher or something more recent?
/TOHS '90
 
2012-10-05 08:29:27 PM  

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


No you are not!

I was going to post the pic

hostmypicture.com

with the caption: "You tell that cocksucker Woo that I think I'm farking allergic to his farking pigs!"
 
2012-10-05 08:29:59 PM  
Was he planning on eating the kid?
 
2012-10-05 08:31:46 PM  
Guys, I think we're looking at his gang enhancements. Sez so on the arrest record.
 
2012-10-05 08:34:11 PM  

Aidan: Guys, I think we're looking at his gang enhancements. Sez so on the arrest record.


What, did the other gang members give all their faces to him?
 
2012-10-05 08:36:28 PM  

Kaka: From a human anatomical standpoint - how does a human body make this large of a chin hock?
/jsin


There was a photo posted maybe a year or three ago of an individual with a similar-appearing throat. Apparently there's some kind of rare endocrine disease that specifically produces a large, distended throat like that, and some Farker had had it and recognized the person in that previous photo as displaying the primary symptom.
 
2012-10-05 08:41:26 PM  
Srsly tho - at a certain middle age, weight increases it's deposits in the neck/chin area. Drop 3-4K and weeks later (w/ help of a chin strap) and 100lbs of that "lower lip 2 adams apple" schtick is a memory.

I'd do it.
 
2012-10-05 08:42:31 PM  

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


Yes. Stop ruining Ian McShane for me, ya hooplehead.
 
2012-10-05 08:44:40 PM  
imgboot.com
 
2012-10-05 08:46:29 PM  
img.metro.co.uk
 
2012-10-05 08:47:00 PM  
NO NECK JOE
 
2012-10-05 08:48:56 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-05 08:52:27 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com


MAN THAT GUYS GOT A SMALL FACE!
 
2012-10-05 08:57:15 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 500x659]


nice
 
2012-10-05 09:10:17 PM  
Holy shiat i got it! That's Bueno Excelente!
 
2012-10-05 09:36:56 PM  
I goiter stop clicking these links. o.O
 
2012-10-05 09:37:07 PM  
www.virginmedia.com
 
2012-10-05 09:37:19 PM  
It's the spinach.
edwardcheever.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-05 09:40:47 PM  
Throw him in the farting slammer a keep there. What a monster!!!!
 
2012-10-05 09:45:11 PM  
OK, here are the questions:

1. HOW did this freak manage to "lure a child" close enough to grab him?

I mean, what could he possibly say that would make ANY child come that close? "Come here little boy and I'll give you a billion dollars?"

2. HOW did he manage to escape in the first place?

What did he do, roll over and partially suffocate the soccer coach and while the man was trying to breathe he waddled away?

3. What gang is he in? The "Over the Hill Cause We're Made of Them" Gang?
 
2012-10-05 09:51:13 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:


I hate you so farking hard right now.
 
2012-10-05 09:51:57 PM  
Double-chin becomes 'triple-chin'. Maybe quadruple.

/ Good for the one who got away.
// And nice job coach.
 
2012-10-05 09:54:33 PM  

sjcousins: Just imagine what that dewlap looked like as he was trying to run away. In slow motion.


I'd pay good money to see him on a trampoline.
 
2012-10-05 09:54:58 PM  
You know what it takes to snatch a kid?

s8.postimage.org
These.


Or if the perp has a twin, if they put their heads together,
that would be a nutsack with two faces.
 
2012-10-05 10:05:55 PM  
Was every too scared to post the obvious?



internetwarriors.net
 
2012-10-05 10:19:31 PM  
The kid was saved from a death worse than fate.
 
2012-10-05 10:22:48 PM  
This is so fruckkin funny, I'm almost peeing in my pants....

An all timer folks.....
 
2012-10-05 10:27:34 PM  
He must be hiding food in there like a hamster.

A whole Christmas dinner, perhaps.
 
2012-10-05 10:27:53 PM  
I wonder if that stuff undulates when he eats.
 
2012-10-05 10:52:25 PM  

adeist69: Was every too scared to post the obvious?



[internetwarriors.net image 400x599]


I am disappointed that it took this long for Fat Bastard to show up.
 
2012-10-05 10:54:29 PM  
Hah! I love you, Fark!
 
2012-10-05 10:55:07 PM  

Snargi: adeist69: Was every too scared to post the obvious?



[internetwarriors.net image 400x599]

I am disappointed that it took this long for Fat Bastard to show up.


I mentioned it just a lil earlier.

But yeah he was my first thought
 
2012-10-05 10:58:26 PM  

Cletus C.:


Quato lives!
 
2012-10-05 11:04:15 PM  
Instant reaction to the headline was that we've still got a few hours left of the day in the West, but then I saw the photo.
 
2012-10-05 11:18:09 PM  

LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 528x560]
"Manchy kabook noonee Soccer Kid,"


Good job sir!
 
2012-10-05 11:31:52 PM  
. . . but he had minor injuries from his contact with the soccer coach.

Nice work coach,  +1 would buy from again
 
2012-10-05 11:35:13 PM  
Oh my this thread is so full of win!!
 
2012-10-05 11:47:48 PM  
s8.postimage.org
 
2012-10-05 11:51:40 PM  
Bird Man of Alcatraz

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 11:54:48 PM  
McShane eyebleach:

1.bp.blogspot.com

HOT 70-year-old men.
 
2012-10-06 12:01:39 AM  
I tihnk you meant, "chins down" subby.


/looking for hands
 
2012-10-06 12:28:27 AM  
www.delawareonline.com
 
2012-10-06 12:36:42 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-06 12:43:02 AM  
Did anyone else happen to notice the mugshots on the related stories?

I had these guys on the left...
media.trb.com

media.trb.com

www.trbimg.com


It's a veritable gold mine!
 
2012-10-06 12:48:31 AM  
Al Swearengen really let himself go.
 
2012-10-06 12:49:15 AM  
News: Attempted kidnapping at soccer practice, Fark: By a hippopotamus
 
2012-10-06 12:54:21 AM  
www.pawsru.org
 
2012-10-06 02:10:05 AM  

jumblue: Did anyone else happen to notice the mugshots on the related stories?

I had these guys on the left...
[media.trb.com image 300x168]

[media.trb.com image 187x105]

[www.trbimg.com image 187x105]


It's a veritable gold mine!


I think my gold standard might be slightly higher than yours, but I get your meaning.

:)
 
2012-10-06 02:21:35 AM  
I was going to say he had more Chins than a Chinese Phone book then realized, he just has one huge chin!
 
2012-10-06 03:07:48 AM  
His chin looks.. looks like a... a balls.
 
2012-10-06 03:54:42 AM  
When the suspect saw the coach, he attempted to flee and was tackled by the coach in the street.

At 425 lbs.? That's something I'd like to have seen.

On second thought, perhaps not.
 
2012-10-06 04:26:27 AM  

RevMark: jumblue: Did anyone else happen to notice the mugshots on the related stories?

I had these guys on the left...
[media.trb.com image 300x168]

[media.trb.com image 187x105]

[www.trbimg.com image 187x105]


It's a veritable gold mine!

I think my gold standard might be slightly higher than yours, but I get your meaning.

:)


I guess it's more like a zinc, or perhaps an aluminum mine.
 
2012-10-06 06:24:28 AM  
Where is the guy from the movie "Mask"? Someone needs to PS that ginger hair on this guy
 
2012-10-06 07:28:04 AM  

Mad Scientist: Nice try, subby. But I live in the deep south. I see 10 creatures who are just as fat during a quick walk through the local Wal-Mart.


Probably all in those electric scooters, like they've just given up on life.
 
2012-10-06 08:21:32 AM  

Gyrfalcon: 1. HOW did this freak manage to "lure a child" close enough to grab him?

 

i285.photobucket.com 

/Only thing I could think of
 
2012-10-06 10:33:51 AM  

Critatak: His chin looks.. looks like a... a balls.


I lol'd
 
2012-10-06 11:00:14 AM  
Looks like he has some severe allergic reaction.
 
2012-10-06 11:02:54 AM  

Critatak: His chin looks.. looks like a... a balls.


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-06 11:18:19 AM  

offmymeds: When the suspect saw the coach, he attempted to flee and was tackled by the coach in the street.

At 425 lbs.? That's something I'd like to have seen.

On second thought, perhaps not.


If you'd have been anywhere nearby, chances are you would have felt it.

Why Is His Head So Big?
 
2012-10-06 02:02:01 PM  

Lafiel: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

I hate you so farking hard right now.


I know that I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight

/scared, so scared
 
2012-10-06 03:27:44 PM  
imagecache2.allposters.com
 
2012-10-07 01:17:04 AM  

Brick-House: Bird Man of Alcatraz

[i.imgur.com image 399x519]


DAFUQ?
 
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