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2012-10-05 08:01:25 PM
Reminds me of Monster House.
 
2012-10-05 08:01:31 PM

Eirik: bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.

There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.


Did you by any chance go to Handsworth?
 
Byn
2012-10-05 08:06:38 PM
For the first time ever, I have spit beer on my keyboard. Damn you all for wasting my beer!
 
2012-10-05 08:07:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 08:07:24 PM

postnobills: Eirik: bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.

There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.

Did you by any chance go to Handsworth?


Nope, Camarillo (high school, not State)

/slightly obscure
//Camarillo State is closed now
 
2012-10-05 08:11:04 PM
Kung Fu Hustle covered...more than once. Nice jorb y'all.
 
2012-10-05 08:16:07 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: He's a Toad/Man Hybrid.

/grrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooonk


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-10-05 08:16:21 PM

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


static.tvfanatic.com

I thought Doc Ock absorbed the power of the Blob
 
2012-10-05 08:17:09 PM
"booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying"

My mother should have been arrested years ago!
 
2012-10-05 08:17:31 PM

GreatNOD: [i211.photobucket.com image 600x417]


NICE! And a twofer, since only moments before he had taken the Idol from Indy.
 
2012-10-05 08:17:50 PM
Just imagine what that dewlap looked like as he was trying to run away. In slow motion.
 
2012-10-05 08:20:33 PM
Nope, Camarillo (high school, not State)

/slightly obscure
//Camarillo State is closed now

Mr. Fisher or something more recent?
/TOHS '90
 
2012-10-05 08:29:27 PM

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


No you are not!

I was going to post the pic

hostmypicture.com

with the caption: "You tell that cocksucker Woo that I think I'm farking allergic to his farking pigs!"
 
2012-10-05 08:29:59 PM
Was he planning on eating the kid?
 
2012-10-05 08:31:46 PM
Guys, I think we're looking at his gang enhancements. Sez so on the arrest record.
 
2012-10-05 08:34:11 PM

Aidan: Guys, I think we're looking at his gang enhancements. Sez so on the arrest record.


What, did the other gang members give all their faces to him?
 
2012-10-05 08:36:28 PM

Kaka: From a human anatomical standpoint - how does a human body make this large of a chin hock?
/jsin


There was a photo posted maybe a year or three ago of an individual with a similar-appearing throat. Apparently there's some kind of rare endocrine disease that specifically produces a large, distended throat like that, and some Farker had had it and recognized the person in that previous photo as displaying the primary symptom.
 
2012-10-05 08:41:26 PM
Srsly tho - at a certain middle age, weight increases it's deposits in the neck/chin area. Drop 3-4K and weeks later (w/ help of a chin strap) and 100lbs of that "lower lip 2 adams apple" schtick is a memory.

I'd do it.
 
2012-10-05 08:42:31 PM

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


Yes. Stop ruining Ian McShane for me, ya hooplehead.
 
2012-10-05 08:44:40 PM
imgboot.com
 
2012-10-05 08:46:29 PM
img.metro.co.uk
 
2012-10-05 08:47:00 PM
NO NECK JOE
 
2012-10-05 08:48:56 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-05 08:52:27 PM
25.media.tumblr.com


MAN THAT GUYS GOT A SMALL FACE!
 
2012-10-05 08:57:15 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 500x659]


nice
 
2012-10-05 09:10:17 PM
Holy shiat i got it! That's Bueno Excelente!
 
2012-10-05 09:36:56 PM
I goiter stop clicking these links. o.O
 
2012-10-05 09:37:07 PM
www.virginmedia.com
 
2012-10-05 09:37:19 PM
It's the spinach.
edwardcheever.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-05 09:40:47 PM
Throw him in the farting slammer a keep there. What a monster!!!!
 
2012-10-05 09:45:11 PM
OK, here are the questions:

1. HOW did this freak manage to "lure a child" close enough to grab him?

I mean, what could he possibly say that would make ANY child come that close? "Come here little boy and I'll give you a billion dollars?"

2. HOW did he manage to escape in the first place?

What did he do, roll over and partially suffocate the soccer coach and while the man was trying to breathe he waddled away?

3. What gang is he in? The "Over the Hill Cause We're Made of Them" Gang?
 
2012-10-05 09:51:13 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:


I hate you so farking hard right now.
 
2012-10-05 09:51:57 PM
Double-chin becomes 'triple-chin'. Maybe quadruple.

/ Good for the one who got away.
// And nice job coach.
 
2012-10-05 09:54:33 PM

sjcousins: Just imagine what that dewlap looked like as he was trying to run away. In slow motion.


I'd pay good money to see him on a trampoline.
 
2012-10-05 09:54:58 PM
You know what it takes to snatch a kid?

s8.postimage.org
These.


Or if the perp has a twin, if they put their heads together,
that would be a nutsack with two faces.
 
2012-10-05 10:05:55 PM
Was every too scared to post the obvious?



internetwarriors.net
 
2012-10-05 10:19:31 PM
The kid was saved from a death worse than fate.
 
2012-10-05 10:22:48 PM
This is so fruckkin funny, I'm almost peeing in my pants....

An all timer folks.....
 
2012-10-05 10:27:34 PM
He must be hiding food in there like a hamster.

A whole Christmas dinner, perhaps.
 
2012-10-05 10:27:53 PM
I wonder if that stuff undulates when he eats.
 
2012-10-05 10:52:25 PM

adeist69: Was every too scared to post the obvious?



[internetwarriors.net image 400x599]


I am disappointed that it took this long for Fat Bastard to show up.
 
2012-10-05 10:54:29 PM
Hah! I love you, Fark!
 
2012-10-05 10:55:07 PM

Snargi: adeist69: Was every too scared to post the obvious?



[internetwarriors.net image 400x599]

I am disappointed that it took this long for Fat Bastard to show up.


I mentioned it just a lil earlier.

But yeah he was my first thought
 
2012-10-05 10:58:26 PM

Cletus C.:


Quato lives!
 
2012-10-05 11:04:15 PM
Instant reaction to the headline was that we've still got a few hours left of the day in the West, but then I saw the photo.
 
2012-10-05 11:18:09 PM

LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 528x560]
"Manchy kabook noonee Soccer Kid,"


Good job sir!
 
2012-10-05 11:31:52 PM
. . . but he had minor injuries from his contact with the soccer coach.

Nice work coach,  +1 would buy from again
 
2012-10-05 11:35:13 PM
Oh my this thread is so full of win!!
 
2012-10-05 11:47:48 PM
s8.postimage.org
 
2012-10-05 11:51:40 PM
Bird Man of Alcatraz

i.imgur.com
 
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