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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Hands down, the most bizarre mug shot you're likely to see today   (ktla.com) divider line 223
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2012-10-05 07:01:54 PM

BeSerious: That must be fun to shave.


Gah. I'll bet the underside is a wet, hairy mess covered with clusters of tiny mushrooms.
 
2012-10-05 07:02:09 PM
Resembles the frog guy from the movie Kung Fu Hustle...
 
2012-10-05 07:02:51 PM

Arachnophobe: He is clearly a master of the Toad Technique, very dangerous.

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Not when you master the Buddhist Palm.
 
2012-10-05 07:03:01 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark:


Is it just me or does this look like the kid from The Far Side?
 
2012-10-05 07:03:06 PM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: PallMall: thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.grimmemennesker.dk image 541x737]

I have reported you for being weightist

/not really


I suppose I could've put her small face on a saltine, but I don't know how my skills are at giving a cracker a chin.
 
2012-10-05 07:03:19 PM

tetsoushima: Well, at least we know he's got balls.


He hasn't seen his balls in 20 years.
 
2012-10-05 07:03:22 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com 
/hot like curry sauce
 
2012-10-05 07:07:08 PM

Ed Finnerty: BeSerious: That must be fun to shave.

Gah. I'll bet the underside is a wet, hairy mess covered with clusters of tiny mushrooms.


Thanks for that mental image. I'm really not sure if I have enough booze in the liquor cabinet to drink that away.

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2012-10-05 07:07:43 PM
Yea, ok, i call utter bullshiat on that story. There is absolutely no way a 10 year old boy would have the strength reach escape velocity and break away from the gravitational pull.
 
2012-10-05 07:08:16 PM

MadameX: /hot like curry sauce


I bet he just absolutely destroys a toilet.
 
2012-10-05 07:13:58 PM
Isn't he a Dick Tracy villian?
 
2012-10-05 07:15:25 PM
the_rev


2012-10-05 04:16:24 PM

Wonder if they charged him with goitering...


DAMMIT! I was drinking when I read that
Now I gotta clean up my keyboard
 
2012-10-05 07:15:59 PM
From a human anatomical standpoint - how does a human body make this large of a chin hock? I am aware of beef brisket and where it comes from but - really - if any of you Farkers have acutal knowledge of this - I would be interested in you comments.

Oh and BTW - UUGH!

/jsin
 
2012-10-05 07:16:16 PM
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2012-10-05 07:16:48 PM

Arachnophobe: I should be in the kitchen: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400]

Kanemano: [content7.flixster.com image 520x400] 

he has very good Kung fu

*Tiny Fist Shake Technique!!*


yeah... trimulpost fail!
 
2012-10-05 07:17:08 PM
When the suspect saw the coach, he attempted to flee and was tackled by the coach in the street.


Oh, to have witnessed that.
 
2012-10-05 07:17:11 PM
looks like a member of the Bam Margera clan.
 
2012-10-05 07:18:09 PM
Looks like he and Honey Boo Boo's mom were separated at birth!
 
2012-10-05 07:20:35 PM

ragnaroknroll: We are not amused..


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Came here for Z'dar. Admittedly, I had hoped I would be first, but I still tip my hat.

/Satisfied
 
2012-10-05 07:22:55 PM
Wow, Jay Leno has really hit the skids...
 
2012-10-05 07:29:12 PM
Ha ha ha. Jabba naga jujiminmee bukee.
 
2012-10-05 07:29:57 PM
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2012-10-05 07:30:18 PM
It's bad enough getting nearly abducted by a normal-looking person. This guy's the boogey man. That poor kid.
 
2012-10-05 07:31:43 PM
i872.photobucket.com

Am I the only one that sees this?
 
2012-10-05 07:31:59 PM
FTA: Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

*A* gang member? Holy hell...his chin is the whole damn gang - the Sapo Espeluznante gang.
 
2012-10-05 07:33:43 PM
Holy shiate
 
2012-10-05 07:35:17 PM
www.marveldirectory.com

Hmm...maybe call him The Follower.
 
2012-10-05 07:37:49 PM

8InchFloppy: [i872.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Am I the only one that sees this?


No, you're not. But what a picture of McShane to post. He wants to ravage me. To leave me whimpering and breathless. Full of anxiety and lust.
 
2012-10-05 07:38:47 PM
No one read the article then? No one caught this line?

"Officers eventually located Victor Joseph Espinoza, by the helicopter, hiding in the backyard of a nearby residence."

Good thing those cops had The Helicopter... the good one.
 
2012-10-05 07:39:13 PM

digitalrain: FTA: Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements, for being a documented gang member.

*A* gang member? Holy hell...his chin is the whole damn gang - the Sapo Espeluznante gang.


Better arrest many aunts and all the great aunts.
 
2012-10-05 07:41:26 PM

the_rev: Wonder if they charged him with goitering...


lol
 
2012-10-05 07:43:48 PM

SirTanon: [www.adweek.com image 425x309]

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2012-10-05 07:44:25 PM
i.imgur.com
"Manchy kabook noonee Soccer Kid,"
 
2012-10-05 07:44:46 PM

Ed Finnerty: Gah. I'll bet the underside is a wet, hairy mess covered with clusters of tiny mushrooms.


oh thanks. I was doing so well and then you had to make me barf.
 
2012-10-05 07:44:47 PM
newsantaana.com
www.stylusmagazine.com
 
2012-10-05 07:46:03 PM
He looks like an Arabian fat bastard

/apologies if somebody already said this. I haven't read the whole thread.
//I'm gonna eat ya!
 
2012-10-05 07:47:13 PM
i211.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 07:47:49 PM

bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.


There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.
 
2012-10-05 07:49:17 PM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 200x152]


This.
 
2012-10-05 07:50:37 PM

Apos: [newsantaana.com image 192x240]
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Damn it....I hate being late to parties like this.
 
2012-10-05 07:50:43 PM

Acharne: SirTanon: [www.adweek.com image 425x309]

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Let x be whatever it takes.


Smells like...off-worlder
 
2012-10-05 07:51:22 PM
Chin on the ground chin on the ground, lookin like a fool with your chin on the ground, hat turned sideways ....chrome in your mouth .... chin on the ground
 
2012-10-05 07:55:15 PM
Came here for Boss Nass. Leaving satisfied. Carry on, internet.
 
2012-10-05 07:55:35 PM
I'm laughing so hard my face hurts. I love you all.
 
2012-10-05 07:57:19 PM

Ambitwistor: Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

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I can't believe it took this long.
Y'all are slipping.
 
SH
2012-10-05 07:57:43 PM
Now wait a minute...

There was a guy in the news a year or two ago with the same look. It was decided he suffered from some rare disease as I recall. Why is this news again?
 
2012-10-05 07:58:27 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-05 08:00:21 PM

SH: Now wait a minute...

There was a guy in the news a year or two ago with the same look. It was decided he suffered from some rare disease as I recall. Why is this news again?


Because his chin is HUUUUUUUUGE
 
2012-10-05 08:00:45 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 08:01:09 PM
came here for Jabba the Hutt and some Star Trek aliens. That Doctor Who alien from 'Love and Monsters' was just a happy bonus.
 
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