If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Huffington Post)   Rick Santorum responds to the Big Bird Backlash against Romney: "You can kill things and still like them"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 49
    More: Followup, Big Bird, Big Bird Backlash, Rick Santorum, Pennsylvania Republicans, PBS NewsHour, social policies  
•       •       •

2206 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Oct 2012 at 4:02 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-10-05 03:32:02 PM  
11 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2012-10-05 12:10:58 PM  
8 votes:
Let's try it on you.
2012-10-05 12:23:41 PM  
7 votes:
But then you have to bring them home and let your children cuddle them.
2012-10-05 12:28:41 PM  
6 votes:
I'm pretty fond of my brain cells, but I'm also certain that many of the weaker ones are going to be executed later this evening.
2012-10-05 03:52:44 PM  
4 votes:

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 256x256]


Even better:
i291.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 02:54:38 PM  
3 votes:
Now it's time for our favorite gameshow, Presidential Candidate Quote or Jim Thompson's "KIller Inside Me" Excerpt?
2012-10-05 12:25:26 PM  
3 votes:
Exactly. Women can kill their unborn babies, but y'know, they still like 'em.
2012-10-05 12:19:29 PM  
3 votes:
I loved her so much I had to kill her...
2012-10-05 09:21:06 PM  
2 votes:

MithrandirBooga: Feel free to use this. I just made it:  


[img.photobucket.com image 600x600]


And I am going to solve my $50k in credit card debt by buying one less Starbucks Frapachino every week... I'm sure that will be the solution!
2012-10-05 05:44:42 PM  
2 votes:
If I was a woman, I'd get pregnant, just so I could have an abortion, then i'd smear the remains of the fetus all over Santorum's front door. I'd do this 3-4 times a year, until he just shut the fark up.
2012-10-05 05:18:59 PM  
2 votes:
i1020.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 05:15:13 PM  
2 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Skirl Hutsenreiter: Mixolydian Master: When Mitt said that about Big Bird and Lehrer, I was all like "this mother farker can't even go through a Presidential debate without firing people before he even got started?!"

Seriously, this guy is a farking sociopath. Nothing matters to Mitt but him and his own.

NOTHING

This was my first thought, too. What kind of sociopath thinks it's a great idea to tell the moderator of a Presidential debate that he'd cut his network's funding?

An honest one?


Since you believe Romney's honest, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you that I'm a 6'3" ripped firefighter astronaut with great hair and piercing blue eyes.
2012-10-05 05:06:12 PM  
2 votes:
Big Bird has survived Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Dubya, and at least one term of Obama. Seven Presidents.

Big Bird is the Fidel Castro of children's televison.
2012-10-05 04:22:20 PM  
2 votes:
You don't even have to kill them to like them. You can just strap them to the roof of your car until they shiat themselves! Strapping is caring.
2012-10-05 04:17:02 PM  
2 votes:
You can also hate gays and still like glory holes.
2012-10-05 04:12:45 PM  
2 votes:

Krieghund: "You can kill things and still like them"

Like babies.


or hookers
2012-10-05 04:04:19 PM  
2 votes:
Squeeze my big bird till the Santorum runs down my leg.
2012-10-05 03:54:16 PM  
2 votes:

hillbillypharmacist: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 256x256]

Even better:
[i291.photobucket.com image 193x135]


*right click, save*
2012-10-05 03:45:44 PM  
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 12:45:03 PM  
2 votes:
I used to love him, but I had to kill him
I used to love him, but I had to kill him
I had to put him, six feet under, and I can still hear him confused
2012-10-05 12:27:46 PM  
2 votes:

teto85: Let's try it on you.


yeah, but no one likes him.
2012-10-06 10:28:07 AM  
1 votes:
Why am I not shocked the guy who nominated Jerry Sandusky for an award in congress agrees with Mittens on killing a children's character.
2012-10-05 11:04:39 PM  
1 votes:

Aidan: Not horrible looking, you understand. Just has a really wide mouth.


You say that like it's a bad thing...
2012-10-05 10:06:56 PM  
1 votes:

beenjammin: Is this why there are so many dead male prostitutes left over from Republican gatherings?



They weren't as hungry as they thought?
2012-10-05 07:19:05 PM  
1 votes:
It occurred to me the other night, that I have always wanted a hug from Big Bird and just didn't know it. Some latent something or other from childhood. So, now hugging Big Bird is on my bucket list. It will be much easier to hug Big Bird if he's selling hugs because Mitt Romney fired him. Seriously though, I need a feathery, squishy hug from that big yellow bird.
2012-10-05 06:10:59 PM  
1 votes:

LectertheChef: If I was a woman, I'd get pregnant, just so I could have an abortion, then i'd smear the remains of the fetus all over Santorum's front door. I'd do this 3-4 times a year, until he just shut the fark up.


Wouldn't work. He'd be all "Is it Passover already?"

// *rimshot*
2012-10-05 05:38:41 PM  
1 votes:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [i449.photobucket.com image 240x180] 

/Enjoy the Gimp-induced acid trip


Can't stop watching.....
2012-10-05 05:38:31 PM  
1 votes:
2012-10-05 05:27:57 PM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: Lets look at PBS funding:

In 2012, $455 million for Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

$222 M for direct grants to local public television stations;
$79.M for television programming grants;
$69.M for direct grants to local public radio stations;
$26.M for PBS support;
$22.M for grants for radio programming and national program production and acquisition;
$22.M for CPB administrative costs;
$7. M for the Radio Program Fund.


Contrast this with, for example, the war in Iraq, which cost us $700 million per day.


If only Saddam wasn't dead, we could convince the cons that he was behind PBS and that funding would flow right in.
2012-10-05 05:23:51 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sorry now I killed you, for our love was something fine
And until they come to get me, I will hold your hand in mine.
2012-10-05 05:17:24 PM  
1 votes:
He's right. My grandma killed five of her husbands, and loved every one of them.

/except for number 5, he was a douche
2012-10-05 05:16:03 PM  
1 votes:
My thought process approximately 1 minute ago:

I'm bored. Hmm let's go see what's on Fark. "You can kill things and still like them" Oh god I hate it when they make up quotes and then put them in quotation marks like that's what he really said. *click link* Look this Santorum guy is farking braindead but there's literally no way he's going to say something that stu-Sweet Mother of God. He actually said that. Holy Flarking Shiat he actually said those words, verbatim.

If I facepalmed as hard as I wanted to right now I'd end up with a concussion.

/also, lol
2012-10-05 05:01:59 PM  
1 votes:
"That doesn't mean I don't like Big Bird. I mean, you can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don't know."

I can't believe he said that.

Oh, yes, actually, I can.

"Can we go back on that one?" he quipped, "That's a bad youtube moment right there."


YA THINK!?!?
2012-10-05 04:43:11 PM  
1 votes:

Wyalt Derp: "I mean, you can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don't know."

I refuse to believe this isn't an Onion article.


you must've missed the memo, the onion now reports real news as it's more challenging.
2012-10-05 04:41:30 PM  
1 votes:
"Let's say I committed this crime... Even if I did this, it would have to have been because I loved her very much, right?"
- Orenthal James Simpson
2012-10-05 04:38:06 PM  
1 votes:
I think that after all the Zinger talk pre-debates it's this meme that has emerged. Sounds like a pyric victory for Mitt.
2012-10-05 04:35:05 PM  
1 votes:

Skirl Hutsenreiter: Mixolydian Master: When Mitt said that about Big Bird and Lehrer, I was all like "this mother farker can't even go through a Presidential debate without firing people before he even got started?!"

Seriously, this guy is a farking sociopath. Nothing matters to Mitt but him and his own.

NOTHING

This was my first thought, too. What kind of sociopath thinks it's a great idea to tell the moderator of a Presidential debate that he'd cut his network's funding?


An honest one?
2012-10-05 04:34:48 PM  
1 votes:
There's an abortion joke here somewhere.
2012-10-05 04:30:59 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Don't make us raise him from the dead, Mittens.
2012-10-05 04:27:28 PM  
1 votes:
dbprng00ikc2j.cloudfront.net
2012-10-05 04:23:03 PM  
1 votes:
Would you vote for the guy who targeted Bin Laden, or the guy who targeted Big Bird?
2012-10-05 04:21:52 PM  
1 votes:
2media.nowpublic.net
2012-10-05 04:20:19 PM  
1 votes:
When Mitt said that about Big Bird and Lehrer, I was all like "this mother farker can't even go through a Presidential debate without firing people before he even got started?!"

Seriously, this guy is a farking sociopath. Nothing matters to Mitt but him and his own.

NOTHING
2012-10-05 04:17:12 PM  
1 votes:

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: The Romans dearly loved Jesus, you know.


Yeah someone needs to photoshop Big Bird on the cross.

Or something else. It's the perfect theme. This is the best I could find on the interweb.
p.twimg.com

Surely fark can do better.
2012-10-05 04:16:51 PM  
1 votes:
"MAYBE TO EAT THEM."
2012-10-05 04:10:40 PM  
1 votes:
The Romans dearly loved Jesus, you know.
2012-10-05 04:01:44 PM  
1 votes:
"Ive been a hunter all my life. I love animals. Thats why I like to kill them."
2012-10-05 02:56:22 PM  
1 votes:
Arnie liked Sully. That's why he promised to kill him last.

But Arnie lied
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 12:28:08 PM  
1 votes:
This guy seems almost like a comic book villain or something.
 
Displayed 49 of 49 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report