I Gave Up Universal Health Care(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)
grokca: Free Geography Lessons
Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.
paswa17: Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out
ferretman: [www.thegreenhead.com image 450x300]or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:[t1.gstatic.com image 208x243]
Welcome to the United StatesYour share of the National Debt is $51,525.41
I SH*T POUTINE
rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?
meat0918: I left maple syrup and Molson... for this Cheeseheads and Miller Lite?
Now I live belowThe forty-ninth parallelLove the U. S. Eh.
Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.
E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage
IT'S ABOOT TIME!
LEAFS SUCKSTARS RULE
wine_em_dine_em...: [www.camloot.com image 300x440]
JohnnyCanuck: "I've made a huge mistake"
The Wizard of Frobozz: "I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.
Why, yesYes I have lost my farking mindWhy do you ask?
---------------| POUTINE OUT || CHILI IN! || I ♥ USA! |---------------||||||www
TheOther: American at HomeCanadian Abroad
Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!I like this one
JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: F*CK STEPHEN HARPER![Thanks First Amendment!]
Howe/Crosby '12It's Aboot Time
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I TOOK YER JERBS! EH?
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