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nmemkha		2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM

26 votes:

I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:37:22 AM

14 votes:

Under Martin's Law, this sign is intended to inform you that the occupant of this house was, at one point, registered as a Canadian with the US Government.

E5K1M0		2012-10-05 12:19:02 PM

13 votes:

Dead N****r Storage

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:49:08 PM

12 votes:

grokca: Free Geography Lessons

interculturalmeanderings.files.wordpress.com

Ponzholio		2012-10-05 11:52:09 AM

12 votes:

Get him in good with his neighbors-

i635.photobucket.com

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:43:12 PM

11 votes:

Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out

MappingChick		2012-10-05 11:31:24 AM

11 votes:

God bless America, eh?

KingoftheCheese		2012-10-05 11:30:51 AM

11 votes:

ROMNEY/RYAN 2012

God Is My Co-Pirate		2012-10-05 11:50:35 AM

10 votes:

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.

My friend aced his test yesterday
Said "I'm moving down south right away,
This country is fine,
But I must speak my mind,
The beer sucks, I'm sorry to say."

Shostie		2012-10-05 11:38:37 AM

10 votes:

Just put a bunch of rocks in his yard. He'll enjoy moving them around with his broom.

miscreant		2012-10-05 12:55:21 PM

8 votes:

"I claim this land for Canada!"

My Yali or Yours		2012-10-05 12:29:12 PM

8 votes:

Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

upload.wikimedia.org

bugmn99		2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM

8 votes:

JerseyTim		2012-10-05 11:33:04 AM

8 votes:

Finally, real bacon!

digitalrain		2012-10-05 12:29:24 PM

7 votes:

U.S.Eh

Jekylman		2012-10-05 12:20:35 PM

7 votes:

Was in America's hat
Now in Canada's pants
everybody dance

vpb		2012-10-05 12:07:41 PM

7 votes:

If you make a call to the right people and tell them he is a Muslim you won't even have to make the sign yourself.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:31:03 AM

7 votes:

Attention DHS: A Foreigner No Longer Lives Here

meat0918		2012-10-05 11:28:53 AM

7 votes:

I left maple syrup and Molson... for this?

Shostie		2012-10-05 11:28:44 AM

7 votes:

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:44:05 PM

6 votes:

paswa17: Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out

and changed to Spanish, obviously.

Stile4aly		2012-10-05 12:28:52 PM

6 votes:

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.

My friend is a former Canuck
Who relocated south, like a duck
His enjoyment did shorten
Cuz there's no Tim Horton's
and now he just says "Well, oh fark"

shadowdweller		2012-10-05 12:22:37 PM

6 votes:

I can finally watch a team that might win the Stanley Cup!

jackiepaper		2012-10-05 12:13:31 PM

6 votes:

My Finnish friend was sworn in yesterday as well. He said they handed him a bill for his share of the national debt on his way out of the building.

10.0.0.1		2012-10-05 11:56:27 AM

6 votes:

The English Major		2012-10-05 11:52:59 AM

6 votes:

EH IS FOR AMERICAN

averagejoe42		2012-10-05 01:18:08 PM

5 votes:

ferretman: [www.thegreenhead.com image 450x300]

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

[t1.gstatic.com image 208x243]

Pssst... your Florida is hanging out.

austin_millbarge		2012-10-05 12:44:38 PM

5 votes:

TheOther		2012-10-05 12:29:29 PM

5 votes:

American at Home
Canadian Abroad

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:20:44 PM

5 votes:

My football fields are now 100 yards long, as God intended.

ciderczar		2012-10-05 11:39:49 AM

5 votes:

"I'm just the first wave. Next come the polar bears."

unchellmatt		2012-10-05 11:32:56 AM

5 votes:

"I'm actually from Mexico, suckers"

"Here to take your jobs"

"Aboot time"

d23		2012-10-05 01:22:00 PM

4 votes:

"My IQ just dropped 20%. Ask me how!"

OscarTamerz		2012-10-05 01:00:18 PM

4 votes:

I may be an American now but CURLING WILL ALWAYS BE A SPORT TO ME DAMNIT!

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:41:22 PM

4 votes:

No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Arkanaut		2012-10-05 12:25:04 PM

4 votes:

I REGRET NOTHING

Harry Freakstorm		2012-10-05 12:21:48 PM

4 votes:

Welcome to the United States
Your share of the National Debt is $51,525.41

Rev.K		2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM

4 votes:

I'm taking your jobs, but it's cool because I'm white.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:43:33 AM

4 votes:

F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]

stpauler		2012-10-05 11:42:08 AM

4 votes:

I SH*T POUTINE

oldfarthenry		2012-10-05 11:37:13 AM

4 votes:

Seeing as there will be no hockey due to the lockout
I said `F**k it, eh! I'm joining the fat ones for Armored Wank Ball'.
(Notice the absent `u' in "armour".)

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:34:33 AM

4 votes:

I TOOK YER JERBS!

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:33:56 AM

4 votes:

SUCK IT TREBEK!

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:32:30 AM

4 votes:

WHERE'S MY WELFARE ALREADY?

I.P.Daily		2012-10-05 01:43:36 PM

3 votes:

First Celine, then Justin, now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?

Isildur		2012-10-05 01:40:18 PM

3 votes:

"Behave and reelect Obama, or I swear I'll turn this house back around and drive home"

Void_Beavis		2012-10-05 12:56:52 PM

3 votes:

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

Tax Boy		2012-10-05 12:46:31 PM

3 votes:

Finally a citizen of
The Land of Stanley Cup Winners

JohnnyCanuck		2012-10-05 12:45:42 PM

3 votes:

"I've made a huge mistake"

biyaaatci		2012-10-05 12:34:54 PM

3 votes:

No more flapping head and beady eyes here, buddy.

mjg		2012-10-05 12:28:57 PM

3 votes:

Goodbye ...

... Hello

dealseekingmom.com

Rev.K		2012-10-05 12:25:37 PM

3 votes:

F*ck Loonies
F*ck Toonies
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, YO!

que.guero		2012-10-05 12:22:14 PM

3 votes:

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?

For some reason, I read this in the voice of "Gavin"

i.ytimg.com

mootmah		2012-10-05 12:21:05 PM

3 votes:

Welcome to America, home of the Stanley Cup

Rev.K		2012-10-05 12:15:10 PM

3 votes:

"I QUIT THE BEAVER!"

Bondith		2012-10-05 12:14:12 PM

3 votes:

PROUD AMERICAN
Foreigners go home

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:03:34 PM

3 votes:

a_bilge_monkey		2012-10-05 11:37:53 AM

3 votes:

meat0918: I left maple syrup and Molson... for ~~this~~ Cheeseheads and Miller Lite?

wxboy		2012-10-05 11:35:46 AM

3 votes:

Harper/Chrétien 2012.

Ponzholio		2012-10-05 11:33:20 AM

3 votes:

Aliens-
GO HOME!

I_C_Weener		2012-10-05 03:32:32 PM

2 votes:

US. You've been Shatnered...again.

paswa17		2012-10-05 02:26:17 PM

2 votes:

Welcome Neighbour

maxwellton		2012-10-05 02:23:04 PM

2 votes:

I used to live next door to your girlfriend.

serialsuicidebomber		2012-10-05 02:19:47 PM

2 votes:

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?

Now THAT is a weird sign.

SloppyFrenchKisser		2012-10-05 01:09:35 PM

2 votes:

Where the Eskimo women at?

Marine1		2012-10-05 01:02:39 PM

2 votes:

"What's with all of the Jews?"

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:59:25 PM

2 votes:

ariseatex		2012-10-05 12:58:23 PM

2 votes:

Now I live below
The forty-ninth parallel
Love the U. S. Eh.

efgeise		2012-10-05 12:54:46 PM

2 votes:

Hi, my name is , and I used to be Canadian.

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:45:46 PM

2 votes:

Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.

No American would know that.

robohobo		2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM

2 votes:

Turd Sandwich/Giant Douche

/so it's bipartisan

uncleacid		2012-10-05 12:37:34 PM

2 votes:

America: Where fries are gravy free.

Amish Tech Support		2012-10-05 12:33:07 PM

2 votes:

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:27:41 PM

2 votes:

"Sweet, I can get NHL tickets for $20 each here"

Pathman		2012-10-05 12:27:38 PM

2 votes:

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage

ah yes - fark, where every now and then i actually do laugh out loud and get funny looks at work

alizeran		2012-10-05 12:22:33 PM

2 votes:

/because he probably stills smells canadian...

Ponzholio		2012-10-05 12:21:55 PM

2 votes:

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage

That's funny enough for a month of TF...

renman73		2012-10-05 12:21:17 PM

2 votes:

NO LONGER SORRY!

busy chillin'		2012-10-05 12:15:07 PM

2 votes:

IT'S ABOOT TIME!
media.treehugger.com

DocBubba		2012-10-05 12:14:47 PM

2 votes:

Former Frostback

brantgoose		2012-10-05 12:14:19 PM

2 votes:

You kids, please stay off of my lawn, eh?

hogans		2012-10-05 12:12:59 PM

2 votes:

LEAFS SUCK
STARS RULE

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 11:50:06 AM

2 votes:

~~America~~ United Statesia. Come for the weather, stay for the derp and 2 year long elections.

meow said the dog		2012-10-05 11:41:56 AM

2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:31:40 AM

2 votes:

Sorry, America

MerelyFoolish		2012-10-05 09:58:35 PM

1 votes:

I'd rather be curling

Just pulled out of the beaver

just in time to be too disgusted to vote

Now I can biatch about the government

Badgers		2012-10-05 07:09:56 PM

1 votes:

SumoJeb		2012-10-05 07:04:14 PM

1 votes:

jab a hockey stick into his lawn and burn it one night.

cedarpark		2012-10-05 06:11:29 PM

1 votes:

My football team needed an extra down.

skullkrusher		2012-10-05 05:22:21 PM

1 votes:

"Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work."

BATMANATEE		2012-10-05 04:04:54 PM

1 votes:

"Reformed Socialist"
or
"I was promised a free gun"

medazinol		2012-10-05 03:58:48 PM

1 votes:

No more:

BATMANATEE		2012-10-05 03:16:15 PM

1 votes:

wine_em_dine_em...: [www.camloot.com image 300x440]

He's yours now, no backsies!

Gordon Bennett		2012-10-05 02:49:40 PM

1 votes:

I'M AMERICAN NOW

IQ - 50 points
body + 50 lbs

Gordon Bennett		2012-10-05 02:48:27 PM

1 votes:

I'M AMERICAN NOW
so hold my beer and watch this

DreamyAltarBoy		2012-10-05 02:34:41 PM

1 votes:

"I got drunk and woke up a citizen"

/seems ambiguous enough

loonatic112358		2012-10-05 02:09:29 PM

1 votes:

this is a Tim Horton's and poutine free zone, violaters will be prosecuted to the fullest extents of the law.

Danger Mouse		2012-10-05 02:01:52 PM

1 votes:

Go Bruins!

eatcake		2012-10-05 01:51:03 PM

1 votes:

I don't know but I'm liking all the responses with U.S.Eh. in them. Highly recommend.

DaCaptain19		2012-10-05 01:50:21 PM

1 votes:

JohnnyCanuck: "I've made a huge mistake"

Sure did, Gob.

I.P.Daily		2012-10-05 01:42:47 PM

1 votes:

First Celine, then Justin, Now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?

dabbletech		2012-10-05 01:30:50 PM

1 votes:

(m)eh.

Karma Curmudgeon		2012-10-05 01:26:44 PM

1 votes:

We came unarmed. This time.

Ken at Popehat		2012-10-05 01:21:16 PM

1 votes:

"Yesterday, I would have been sorry if this sign nonplussed you in any way. But as of today: go fark yourself."

ferretman		2012-10-05 01:13:22 PM

1 votes:

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

t1.gstatic.com

elmixtli		2012-10-05 01:09:59 PM

1 votes:

OhioUGrad		2012-10-05 01:00:43 PM

1 votes:

I don't give a Canuck about the 47%

Karma Curmudgeon		2012-10-05 12:57:39 PM

1 votes:

Long live the Queen!

PooperMcSlides		2012-10-05 12:51:29 PM

1 votes:

The Wizard of Frobozz: "I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."

Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.

Just because you go to Canada for gay hook ups doesn't make everyone up there gay.

JackieRabbit		2012-10-05 12:47:14 PM

1 votes:

Why, yes
Yes I have lost my farking mind
Why do you ask?

grokca		2012-10-05 12:46:01 PM

1 votes:

Free Geography Lessons

shadowdweller		2012-10-05 12:45:35 PM

1 votes:

Are you up to date on your hockey hair vaccinations?

bigbadideasinaction		2012-10-05 12:44:32 PM

1 votes:

"Now I have the right to pay $500,000 or die of a treatable disease, God Bless America"

KierzanDax		2012-10-05 12:39:36 PM

1 votes:

--------------- | POUTINE OUT | | CHILI IN! | | I ♥ USA! | --------------- || || || www

My Yali or Yours		2012-10-05 12:36:41 PM

1 votes:

TheOther: American at Home
Canadian Abroad

Cause nothing says "please don't think I'm American and kill me, eh?" like a maple leaf patch on a back pack.

Shmeat		2012-10-05 12:30:43 PM

1 votes:

BadAdviceGuy		2012-10-05 12:30:11 PM

1 votes:

Canadian DayCare
Notice: Sexual Predator Live Here

KarmicDisaster		2012-10-05 12:29:26 PM

1 votes:

You are doing it wrong.

BadAdviceGuy		2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM

1 votes:

Free Abortion Clinic

leonel		2012-10-05 12:27:47 PM

1 votes:

Welcome to America

You are now stuck in America

IRQ12		2012-10-05 12:24:51 PM

1 votes:

"Awesome, I just won these tickets in a game of chance!"

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:23:37 PM

1 votes:

Putting the "America" back in North America

que.guero		2012-10-05 12:20:19 PM

1 votes:

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:19:53 PM

1 votes:

~~Center Ice~~

50 Yard Line

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:15:49 PM

1 votes:

Goodbye Metric System

Russ1642		2012-10-05 12:13:43 PM

1 votes:

How about a Tim Horton's sign.

loki see loki do		2012-10-05 12:11:02 PM

1 votes:

Brand Nu Ehmerican!

NutznGum		2012-10-05 12:10:22 PM

1 votes:

"Traitor"

DancingElkCondor		2012-10-05 12:09:55 PM

1 votes:

SE HABLA ESPANOL

desertmouse		2012-10-05 12:00:45 PM

1 votes:

Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one

Yeah, that one is good, along with the Attention DHS: A foreigner no longer lives here.

Since this is green I'll have to forward him the link. Nothing says "Welcome to America" better than being mocked on the internet.

Endive Wombat		2012-10-05 11:52:49 AM

1 votes:

JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 11:51:43 AM

1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]

Harper is PM again? I'm moving to Obamaland!

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-10-05 11:44:43 AM

1 votes:

Welcome to the US, eh!

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:40:28 AM

1 votes:

Howe/Crosby '12
It's Aboot Time

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:38:00 AM

1 votes:

I got your Loonies right here!

basemetal		2012-10-05 11:37:07 AM

1 votes:

Welcome to the United states, here's your Tebow.

Aarontology		2012-10-05 11:36:00 AM

1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I TOOK YER JERBS! EH?

There we go.

what_now		2012-10-05 11:35:47 AM

1 votes:

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