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2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM
26 votes:
I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)
2012-10-05 11:37:22 AM
14 votes:
Under Martin's Law, this sign is intended to inform you that the occupant of this house was, at one point, registered as a Canadian with the US Government.
2012-10-05 12:19:02 PM
13 votes:
Dead N****r Storage
2012-10-05 12:49:08 PM
12 votes:

grokca: Free Geography Lessons


interculturalmeanderings.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-05 11:52:09 AM
12 votes:
Get him in good with his neighbors-

i635.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 12:43:12 PM
11 votes:
Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out
2012-10-05 11:31:24 AM
11 votes:
God bless America, eh?
2012-10-05 11:30:51 AM
11 votes:
ROMNEY/RYAN 2012
2012-10-05 11:50:35 AM
10 votes:

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.


My friend aced his test yesterday
Said "I'm moving down south right away,
This country is fine,
But I must speak my mind,
The beer sucks, I'm sorry to say."
2012-10-05 11:38:37 AM
10 votes:
Just put a bunch of rocks in his yard. He'll enjoy moving them around with his broom.
2012-10-05 12:55:21 PM
8 votes:
"I claim this land for Canada!"
2012-10-05 12:29:12 PM
8 votes:
Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM
8 votes:
www.roadtrafficsigns.com
2012-10-05 11:33:04 AM
8 votes:
Finally, real bacon!
2012-10-05 12:29:24 PM
7 votes:
U.S.Eh
2012-10-05 12:20:35 PM
7 votes:
Was in America's hat
Now in Canada's pants
everybody dance
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 12:07:41 PM
7 votes:
If you make a call to the right people and tell them he is a Muslim you won't even have to make the sign yourself.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-05 11:31:03 AM
7 votes:
Attention DHS: A Foreigner No Longer Lives Here
2012-10-05 11:28:53 AM
7 votes:
I left maple syrup and Molson... for this?
2012-10-05 11:28:44 AM
7 votes:
www.cocs.com
2012-10-05 12:44:05 PM
6 votes:

paswa17: Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out


and changed to Spanish, obviously.
2012-10-05 12:28:52 PM
6 votes:

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.


My friend is a former Canuck
Who relocated south, like a duck
His enjoyment did shorten
Cuz there's no Tim Horton's
and now he just says "Well, oh fark"
2012-10-05 12:22:37 PM
6 votes:
I can finally watch a team that might win the Stanley Cup!
2012-10-05 12:13:31 PM
6 votes:
My Finnish friend was sworn in yesterday as well. He said they handed him a bill for his share of the national debt on his way out of the building.
2012-10-05 11:56:27 AM
6 votes:
i227.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 11:52:59 AM
6 votes:
EH IS FOR AMERICAN
2012-10-05 01:18:08 PM
5 votes:

ferretman: [www.thegreenhead.com image 450x300]

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

[t1.gstatic.com image 208x243]


Pssst... your Florida is hanging out.
2012-10-05 12:44:38 PM
5 votes:
i235.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 12:29:29 PM
5 votes:
American at Home
Canadian Abroad
2012-10-05 12:20:44 PM
5 votes:
My football fields are now 100 yards long, as God intended.
2012-10-05 11:39:49 AM
5 votes:
"I'm just the first wave. Next come the polar bears."
2012-10-05 11:32:56 AM
5 votes:
"I'm actually from Mexico, suckers"

"Here to take your jobs"

"Aboot time"
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:22:00 PM
4 votes:
"My IQ just dropped 20%. Ask me how!"
2012-10-05 01:00:18 PM
4 votes:
I may be an American now but CURLING WILL ALWAYS BE A SPORT TO ME DAMNIT!
2012-10-05 12:41:22 PM
4 votes:
No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.
2012-10-05 12:25:04 PM
4 votes:
I REGRET NOTHING
2012-10-05 12:21:48 PM
4 votes:
Welcome to the United States
Your share of the National Debt is $51,525.41
2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM
4 votes:
I'm taking your jobs, but it's cool because I'm white.
2012-10-05 11:43:33 AM
4 votes:
F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]
2012-10-05 11:42:08 AM
4 votes:
I SH*T POUTINE
2012-10-05 11:37:13 AM
4 votes:
Seeing as there will be no hockey due to the lockout
I said `F**k it, eh! I'm joining the fat ones for Armored Wank Ball'.
(Notice the absent `u' in "armour".)
2012-10-05 11:34:33 AM
4 votes:
I TOOK YER JERBS!
2012-10-05 11:33:56 AM
4 votes:
SUCK IT TREBEK!
2012-10-05 11:32:30 AM
4 votes:
WHERE'S MY WELFARE ALREADY?
2012-10-05 01:43:36 PM
3 votes:
First Celine, then Justin, now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?
2012-10-05 01:40:18 PM
3 votes:
"Behave and reelect Obama, or I swear I'll turn this house back around and drive home"
2012-10-05 12:56:52 PM
3 votes:
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
2012-10-05 12:46:31 PM
3 votes:
Finally a citizen of
The Land of Stanley Cup Winners
2012-10-05 12:45:42 PM
3 votes:
"I've made a huge mistake"
2012-10-05 12:34:54 PM
3 votes:
No more flapping head and beady eyes here, buddy.
mjg
2012-10-05 12:28:57 PM
3 votes:
thealbertadynamo.com

Goodbye ...

... Hello


dealseekingmom.com
2012-10-05 12:25:37 PM
3 votes:
F*ck Loonies
F*ck Toonies
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, YO!
2012-10-05 12:22:14 PM
3 votes:

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?


For some reason, I read this in the voice of "Gavin"

i.ytimg.com
2012-10-05 12:21:05 PM
3 votes:
Welcome to America, home of the Stanley Cup
2012-10-05 12:15:10 PM
3 votes:
"I QUIT THE BEAVER!"
2012-10-05 12:14:12 PM
3 votes:
PROUD AMERICAN
Foreigners go home
2012-10-05 12:03:34 PM
3 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-10-05 11:37:53 AM
3 votes:

meat0918: I left maple syrup and Molson... for this Cheeseheads and Miller Lite?

2012-10-05 11:35:46 AM
3 votes:
Harper/Chrétien 2012.
2012-10-05 11:33:20 AM
3 votes:
Aliens-
GO HOME! 
2012-10-05 03:32:32 PM
2 votes:
US.  You've been Shatnered...again.
2012-10-05 02:26:17 PM
2 votes:
Welcome Neighbour
2012-10-05 02:23:04 PM
2 votes:
I used to live next door to your girlfriend.
2012-10-05 02:19:47 PM
2 votes:

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?



Now THAT is a weird sign.
2012-10-05 01:09:35 PM
2 votes:
Where the Eskimo women at?
2012-10-05 01:02:39 PM
2 votes:
"What's with all of the Jews?"
2012-10-05 12:59:25 PM
2 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-10-05 12:58:23 PM
2 votes:
Now I live below
The forty-ninth parallel
Love the U. S. Eh.
2012-10-05 12:54:46 PM
2 votes:
Hi, my name is , and I used to be Canadian.
2012-10-05 12:45:46 PM
2 votes:

Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.


No American would know that.
2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM
2 votes:
Turd Sandwich/Giant Douche

/so it's bipartisan
2012-10-05 12:37:34 PM
2 votes:
America: Where fries are gravy free.
2012-10-05 12:33:07 PM
2 votes:
www.newlaunches.com
2012-10-05 12:27:41 PM
2 votes:
"Sweet, I can get NHL tickets for $20 each here"
2012-10-05 12:27:38 PM
2 votes:

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage


ah yes - fark, where every now and then i actually do laugh out loud and get funny looks at work
2012-10-05 12:22:33 PM
2 votes:
imageshack.us

/because he probably stills smells canadian...
2012-10-05 12:21:55 PM
2 votes:

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage


That's funny enough for a month of TF...
2012-10-05 12:21:17 PM
2 votes:
NO LONGER SORRY!
2012-10-05 12:15:07 PM
2 votes:
IT'S ABOOT TIME!
media.treehugger.com
2012-10-05 12:14:47 PM
2 votes:
Former Frostback
2012-10-05 12:14:19 PM
2 votes:
You kids, please stay off of my lawn, eh?
2012-10-05 12:12:59 PM
2 votes:
LEAFS SUCK
STARS RULE
2012-10-05 11:50:06 AM
2 votes:
America United Statesia. Come for the weather, stay for the derp and 2 year long elections.
2012-10-05 11:41:56 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-05 11:31:40 AM
2 votes:
Sorry, America
2012-10-05 09:58:35 PM
1 votes:
I'd rather be curling

Just pulled out of the beaver

just in time to be too disgusted to vote

Now I can biatch about the government
2012-10-05 07:09:56 PM
1 votes:
cdnexpat.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-05 07:04:14 PM
1 votes:
jab a hockey stick into his lawn and burn it one night.
2012-10-05 06:11:29 PM
1 votes:
My football team needed an extra down.
2012-10-05 05:22:21 PM
1 votes:
"Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work."
2012-10-05 04:04:54 PM
1 votes:
"Reformed Socialist"
or
"I was promised a free gun"
2012-10-05 03:58:48 PM
1 votes:
No more:

a248.e.akamai.net

www.nearof.com

ocanada.com.au

jaydamomphd.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-05 03:16:15 PM
1 votes:

wine_em_dine_em...: [www.camloot.com image 300x440]


He's yours now, no backsies!
2012-10-05 02:49:40 PM
1 votes:
I'M AMERICAN NOW

IQ - 50 points
body + 50 lbs
2012-10-05 02:48:27 PM
1 votes:
I'M AMERICAN NOW
so hold my beer and watch this
2012-10-05 02:34:41 PM
1 votes:
"I got drunk and woke up a citizen"


/seems ambiguous enough
2012-10-05 02:09:29 PM
1 votes:
this is a Tim Horton's and poutine free zone, violaters will be prosecuted to the fullest extents of the law.
2012-10-05 02:01:52 PM
1 votes:
Go Bruins!
2012-10-05 01:51:03 PM
1 votes:
I don't know but I'm liking all the responses with U.S.Eh. in them. Highly recommend.
2012-10-05 01:50:21 PM
1 votes:

JohnnyCanuck: "I've made a huge mistake"


Sure did, Gob.
2012-10-05 01:42:47 PM
1 votes:
First Celine, then Justin, Now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?
2012-10-05 01:30:50 PM
1 votes:
(m)eh.
2012-10-05 01:26:44 PM
1 votes:
We came unarmed. This time.
2012-10-05 01:21:16 PM
1 votes:
"Yesterday, I would have been sorry if this sign nonplussed you in any way. But as of today: go fark yourself."
2012-10-05 01:13:22 PM
1 votes:
www.thegreenhead.com

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

t1.gstatic.com
2012-10-05 01:09:59 PM
1 votes:
www.elfrijol.com
2012-10-05 01:00:43 PM
1 votes:
I don't give a Canuck about the 47%
2012-10-05 12:57:39 PM
1 votes:
Long live the Queen!
2012-10-05 12:51:29 PM
1 votes:

The Wizard of Frobozz: "I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."

Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.


Just because you go to Canada for gay hook ups doesn't make everyone up there gay.
2012-10-05 12:47:14 PM
1 votes:
Why, yes
Yes I have lost my farking mind
Why do you ask?
2012-10-05 12:46:01 PM
1 votes:
Free Geography Lessons
2012-10-05 12:45:35 PM
1 votes:
Are you up to date on your hockey hair vaccinations?
2012-10-05 12:44:32 PM
1 votes:
"Now I have the right to pay $500,000 or die of a treatable disease, God Bless America"
2012-10-05 12:39:36 PM
1 votes:

---------------
| POUTINE OUT |
|  CHILI IN!  |
|  I ♥ USA!   |
---------------
||
||
||
www

2012-10-05 12:36:41 PM
1 votes:

TheOther: American at Home
Canadian Abroad


Cause nothing says "please don't think I'm American and kill me, eh?" like a maple leaf patch on a back pack.
2012-10-05 12:30:43 PM
1 votes:
www.studentfreepress.net
2012-10-05 12:30:11 PM
1 votes:
Canadian DayCare
Notice: Sexual Predator Live Here
2012-10-05 12:29:26 PM
1 votes:
You are doing it wrong.
2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM
1 votes:
Free Abortion Clinic
2012-10-05 12:27:47 PM
1 votes:
Welcome to America

You are now stuck in America
2012-10-05 12:24:51 PM
1 votes:
"Awesome, I just won these tickets in a game of chance!"
2012-10-05 12:23:37 PM
1 votes:
Putting the "America" back in North America
2012-10-05 12:20:19 PM
1 votes:
shii.org
2012-10-05 12:19:53 PM
1 votes:
Center Ice

50 Yard Line
2012-10-05 12:15:49 PM
1 votes:
Goodbye Metric System
2012-10-05 12:13:43 PM
1 votes:
How about a Tim Horton's sign.
2012-10-05 12:11:02 PM
1 votes:
Brand Nu Ehmerican!
2012-10-05 12:10:22 PM
1 votes:
"Traitor"
2012-10-05 12:09:55 PM
1 votes:
SE HABLA ESPANOL
2012-10-05 12:00:45 PM
1 votes:

Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one


Yeah, that one is good, along with the Attention DHS: A foreigner no longer lives here.

Since this is green I'll have to forward him the link. Nothing says "Welcome to America" better than being mocked on the internet.
2012-10-05 11:52:49 AM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!


I like this one
2012-10-05 11:51:43 AM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]


Harper is PM again? I'm moving to Obamaland!
2012-10-05 11:44:43 AM
1 votes:
Welcome to the US, eh!
2012-10-05 11:40:28 AM
1 votes:
Howe/Crosby '12
It's Aboot Time
2012-10-05 11:38:00 AM
1 votes:
I got your Loonies right here!
2012-10-05 11:37:07 AM
1 votes:
Welcome to the United states, here's your Tebow.
2012-10-05 11:36:00 AM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I TOOK YER JERBS! EH?


There we go.
2012-10-05 11:35:47 AM
1 votes:
www.funnysigns.net
 
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