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paswa17		2012-10-05 12:43:12 PM

5 votes:

Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out

bugmn99		2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM

5 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:37:22 AM

4 votes:

Under Martin's Law, this sign is intended to inform you that the occupant of this house was, at one point, registered as a Canadian with the US Government.

KingoftheCheese		2012-10-05 11:30:51 AM

4 votes:

ROMNEY/RYAN 2012

Stile4aly		2012-10-05 12:28:52 PM

3 votes:

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.

My friend is a former Canuck
Who relocated south, like a duck
His enjoyment did shorten
Cuz there's no Tim Horton's
and now he just says "Well, oh fark"

nmemkha		2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM

3 votes:

I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)

Drunken_Polar_Bear		2012-10-05 01:07:45 PM

2 votes:

Je n'ai plus d'écrire des signes en français aussi!

JohnnyCanuck		2012-10-05 12:45:42 PM

2 votes:

"I've made a huge mistake"

bigbadideasinaction		2012-10-05 12:44:32 PM

2 votes:

"Now I have the right to pay $500,000 or die of a treatable disease, God Bless America"

Amish Tech Support		2012-10-05 12:33:07 PM

2 votes:

digitalrain		2012-10-05 12:29:24 PM

2 votes:

U.S.Eh

mjg		2012-10-05 12:28:57 PM

2 votes:

Goodbye ...

... Hello

dealseekingmom.com

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:27:41 PM

2 votes:

"Sweet, I can get NHL tickets for $20 each here"

mootmah		2012-10-05 12:21:05 PM

2 votes:

Welcome to America, home of the Stanley Cup

NutznGum		2012-10-05 12:10:22 PM

2 votes:

"Traitor"

Ponzholio		2012-10-05 11:52:09 AM

2 votes:

Get him in good with his neighbors-

i635.photobucket.com

God Is My Co-Pirate		2012-10-05 11:50:35 AM

2 votes:

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.

My friend aced his test yesterday
Said "I'm moving down south right away,
This country is fine,
But I must speak my mind,
The beer sucks, I'm sorry to say."

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:43:33 AM

2 votes:

F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]

Shostie		2012-10-05 11:38:37 AM

2 votes:

Just put a bunch of rocks in his yard. He'll enjoy moving them around with his broom.

skullkrusher		2012-10-05 05:22:21 PM

1 votes:

"Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work."

medazinol		2012-10-05 03:58:48 PM

1 votes:

No more:

serialsuicidebomber		2012-10-05 02:19:47 PM

1 votes:

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?

Now THAT is a weird sign.

Danger Mouse		2012-10-05 02:01:52 PM

1 votes:

Go Bruins!

eatcake		2012-10-05 01:51:03 PM

1 votes:

I don't know but I'm liking all the responses with U.S.Eh. in them. Highly recommend.

plewis		2012-10-05 01:44:01 PM

1 votes:

"I did WHAT? Ahw F*ck!"

I.P.Daily		2012-10-05 01:43:36 PM

1 votes:

First Celine, then Justin, now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?

ferretman		2012-10-05 01:13:22 PM

1 votes:

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

t1.gstatic.com

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:59:25 PM

1 votes:

miscreant		2012-10-05 12:55:21 PM

1 votes:

"I claim this land for Canada!"

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:49:08 PM

1 votes:

grokca: Free Geography Lessons

interculturalmeanderings.files.wordpress.com

JackieRabbit		2012-10-05 12:47:14 PM

1 votes:

Why, yes
Yes I have lost my farking mind
Why do you ask?

austin_millbarge		2012-10-05 12:44:38 PM

1 votes:

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:44:05 PM

1 votes:

paswa17: Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out

and changed to Spanish, obviously.

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:41:22 PM

1 votes:

No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

robohobo		2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM

1 votes:

Turd Sandwich/Giant Douche

/so it's bipartisan

My Yali or Yours		2012-10-05 12:36:41 PM

1 votes:

TheOther: American at Home
Canadian Abroad

Cause nothing says "please don't think I'm American and kill me, eh?" like a maple leaf patch on a back pack.

Shmeat		2012-10-05 12:30:43 PM

1 votes:

Arkanaut		2012-10-05 12:25:04 PM

1 votes:

I REGRET NOTHING

shadowdweller		2012-10-05 12:22:37 PM

1 votes:

I can finally watch a team that might win the Stanley Cup!

Ponzholio		2012-10-05 12:21:55 PM

1 votes:

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage

That's funny enough for a month of TF...

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:20:44 PM

1 votes:

My football fields are now 100 yards long, as God intended.

que.guero		2012-10-05 12:20:19 PM

1 votes:

E5K1M0		2012-10-05 12:19:02 PM

1 votes:

Dead N****r Storage

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:15:49 PM

1 votes:

Goodbye Metric System

busy chillin'		2012-10-05 12:15:07 PM

1 votes:

IT'S ABOOT TIME!
media.treehugger.com

Russ1642		2012-10-05 12:13:43 PM

1 votes:

How about a Tim Horton's sign.

hogans		2012-10-05 12:12:59 PM

1 votes:

LEAFS SUCK
STARS RULE

vpb		2012-10-05 12:07:41 PM

1 votes:

If you make a call to the right people and tell them he is a Muslim you won't even have to make the sign yourself.

2.bp.blogspot.com

desertmouse		2012-10-05 12:00:45 PM

1 votes:

Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one

Yeah, that one is good, along with the Attention DHS: A foreigner no longer lives here.

Since this is green I'll have to forward him the link. Nothing says "Welcome to America" better than being mocked on the internet.

10.0.0.1		2012-10-05 11:56:27 AM

1 votes:

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 11:55:47 AM

1 votes:

Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one

You do realize that "Canadian Bacon" is actually just relabeled American ham. Don't get me started on California Chablis....

Endive Wombat		2012-10-05 11:52:49 AM

1 votes:

JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-10-05 11:42:32 AM

1 votes:

Make a Canadian Bacon reference.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:40:28 AM

1 votes:

Howe/Crosby '12
It's Aboot Time

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:38:00 AM

1 votes:

I got your Loonies right here!

oldfarthenry		2012-10-05 11:37:13 AM

1 votes:

Seeing as there will be no hockey due to the lockout
I said `F**k it, eh! I'm joining the fat ones for Armored Wank Ball'.
(Notice the absent `u' in "armour".)

eltejon		2012-10-05 11:36:13 AM

1 votes:

A midfield 50 yard line.

what_now		2012-10-05 11:35:47 AM

1 votes:

wxboy		2012-10-05 11:35:46 AM

1 votes:

Harper/Chrétien 2012.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:34:33 AM

1 votes:

I TOOK YER JERBS!

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-05 11:33:56 AM

1 votes:

SUCK IT TREBEK!

desertmouse		2012-10-05 11:31:30 AM

1 votes:

Subbette here. My friends and I have a history of pranking each others yards, so it seems fitting that we should do something for this. My friend is turning 40 next week and he just took his Amerian citizenship test and swore in a day ago. He's a nice, nerdy engineering-type guy who probably scored one of the highest marks on the test.

I have an idea for a cake that I'm bringing to a party tomorrow, but I'm drawing a blank on any clever yard signs, so any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys!