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2012-10-05 11:28:44 AM
www.cocs.com
 
2012-10-05 11:28:53 AM
I left maple syrup and Molson... for this?
 
2012-10-05 11:30:21 AM
i feel like we need a limerick for this.
 
2012-10-05 11:30:51 AM
ROMNEY/RYAN 2012
 
2012-10-05 11:31:03 AM
Attention DHS: A Foreigner No Longer Lives Here
 
2012-10-05 11:31:24 AM
God bless America, eh?
 
2012-10-05 11:31:30 AM
Subbette here. My friends and I have a history of pranking each others yards, so it seems fitting that we should do something for this. My friend is turning 40 next week and he just took his Amerian citizenship test and swore in a day ago. He's a nice, nerdy engineering-type guy who probably scored one of the highest marks on the test.

I have an idea for a cake that I'm bringing to a party tomorrow, but I'm drawing a blank on any clever yard signs, so any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys!
 
2012-10-05 11:31:40 AM
Sorry, America
 
2012-10-05 11:32:30 AM
WHERE'S MY WELFARE ALREADY?
 
2012-10-05 11:32:56 AM
"I'm actually from Mexico, suckers"

"Here to take your jobs"

"Aboot time"
 
2012-10-05 11:33:04 AM
Finally, real bacon!
 
2012-10-05 11:33:20 AM
Aliens-
GO HOME! 
 
2012-10-05 11:33:56 AM
SUCK IT TREBEK!
 
2012-10-05 11:34:33 AM
I TOOK YER JERBS!
 
2012-10-05 11:35:46 AM
Harper/Chrétien 2012.
 
2012-10-05 11:35:47 AM
www.funnysigns.net
 
2012-10-05 11:36:00 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I TOOK YER JERBS! EH?


There we go.
 
2012-10-05 11:36:13 AM
A midfield 50 yard line.
 
2012-10-05 11:37:07 AM
Welcome to the United states, here's your Tebow.
 
2012-10-05 11:37:13 AM
Seeing as there will be no hockey due to the lockout
I said `F**k it, eh! I'm joining the fat ones for Armored Wank Ball'.
(Notice the absent `u' in "armour".)
 
2012-10-05 11:37:22 AM
Under Martin's Law, this sign is intended to inform you that the occupant of this house was, at one point, registered as a Canadian with the US Government.
 
2012-10-05 11:37:53 AM

meat0918: I left maple syrup and Molson... for this Cheeseheads and Miller Lite?

 
2012-10-05 11:38:00 AM
I got your Loonies right here!
 
2012-10-05 11:38:37 AM
Just put a bunch of rocks in his yard. He'll enjoy moving them around with his broom.
 
2012-10-05 11:39:14 AM

unchellmatt: "I'm actually from Mexico, suckers"


elle oh elle
 
2012-10-05 11:39:49 AM
"I'm just the first wave. Next come the polar bears."
 
2012-10-05 11:40:28 AM
Howe/Crosby '12
It's Aboot Time
 
2012-10-05 11:41:56 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 11:42:08 AM
I SH*T POUTINE
 
2012-10-05 11:42:32 AM
Make a Canadian Bacon reference.
 
2012-10-05 11:42:47 AM
DON'T WORRY, IT AIN'T PERMANENT.
AS SOON AS I FEEL A COLD COMING ON I'LL BE HEADING NORTH FASTER THAN A DENNY'S GRAND-SLAM THROUGH A COLON!
 
2012-10-05 11:43:33 AM
F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]
 
2012-10-05 11:44:43 AM
Welcome to the US, eh!
 
2012-10-05 11:50:06 AM
America United Statesia. Come for the weather, stay for the derp and 2 year long elections.
 
2012-10-05 11:50:28 AM
OBAMA 2012

Book it, done.
 
2012-10-05 11:50:35 AM

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.


My friend aced his test yesterday
Said "I'm moving down south right away,
This country is fine,
But I must speak my mind,
The beer sucks, I'm sorry to say."
 
2012-10-05 11:51:43 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]


Harper is PM again? I'm moving to Obamaland!
 
2012-10-05 11:52:09 AM
Get him in good with his neighbors-

i635.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 11:52:49 AM

JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!


I like this one
 
2012-10-05 11:52:59 AM
EH IS FOR AMERICAN
 
2012-10-05 11:54:49 AM
FREE ROCKETS

Then watch the disappointment on the faces of the children who discover it's just shiatty American smarties instead of space ships.
 
2012-10-05 11:55:47 AM

Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one


You do realize that "Canadian Bacon" is actually just relabeled American ham. Don't get me started on California Chablis....
 
2012-10-05 11:56:27 AM
i227.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 12:00:45 PM

Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one


Yeah, that one is good, along with the Attention DHS: A foreigner no longer lives here.

Since this is green I'll have to forward him the link. Nothing says "Welcome to America" better than being mocked on the internet.
 
2012-10-05 12:03:34 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-05 12:07:17 PM
moose farker lives here. be careful
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 12:07:41 PM
If you make a call to the right people and tell them he is a Muslim you won't even have to make the sign yourself.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 12:09:55 PM
SE HABLA ESPANOL
 
2012-10-05 12:10:22 PM
"Traitor"
 
2012-10-05 12:11:02 PM
Brand Nu Ehmerican!
 
2012-10-05 12:12:44 PM
"Yard signs are for ghey"
 
2012-10-05 12:12:59 PM
LEAFS SUCK
STARS RULE
 
2012-10-05 12:13:31 PM
My Finnish friend was sworn in yesterday as well. He said they handed him a bill for his share of the national debt on his way out of the building.
 
2012-10-05 12:13:43 PM
How about a Tim Horton's sign.
 
GBB
2012-10-05 12:14:01 PM
"SEX OFFENDER"
 
2012-10-05 12:14:12 PM
PROUD AMERICAN
Foreigners go home
 
2012-10-05 12:14:19 PM
You kids, please stay off of my lawn, eh?
 
2012-10-05 12:14:47 PM
Former Frostback
 
2012-10-05 12:14:48 PM
SUCK IT CANADA, EH.
 
2012-10-05 12:15:07 PM
IT'S ABOOT TIME!
media.treehugger.com
 
2012-10-05 12:15:10 PM
"I QUIT THE BEAVER!"
 
2012-10-05 12:15:34 PM
Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?
 
2012-10-05 12:15:49 PM
Goodbye Metric System
 
2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM
I'm taking your jobs, but it's cool because I'm white.
 
2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM
I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)
 
2012-10-05 12:16:40 PM
i.imgur.com
/really? took this long?
 
2012-10-05 12:16:42 PM
"B*tches, I left".
 
2012-10-05 12:19:02 PM
Dead N****r Storage
 
2012-10-05 12:19:11 PM
America, F*CK YEAH!
 
2012-10-05 12:19:25 PM
Take off, hosers!
 
2012-10-05 12:19:50 PM
Welcome to Real America!
 
2012-10-05 12:19:53 PM
Center Ice

50 Yard Line
 
2012-10-05 12:20:19 PM
shii.org
 
2012-10-05 12:20:35 PM
Was in America's hat
Now in Canada's pants
everybody dance
 
2012-10-05 12:20:44 PM
My football fields are now 100 yards long, as God intended.
 
2012-10-05 12:20:46 PM
"Kill the president!" Viva the revolution!
 
2012-10-05 12:21:05 PM
Welcome to America, home of the Stanley Cup
 
2012-10-05 12:21:17 PM
NO LONGER SORRY!
 
2012-10-05 12:21:48 PM
Welcome to the United States
Your share of the National Debt is $51,525.41
 
2012-10-05 12:21:55 PM

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage


That's funny enough for a month of TF...
 
2012-10-05 12:22:14 PM

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?


For some reason, I read this in the voice of "Gavin"

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-05 12:22:33 PM
imageshack.us

/because he probably stills smells canadian...
 
2012-10-05 12:22:37 PM
I can finally watch a team that might win the Stanley Cup!
 
2012-10-05 12:23:37 PM
Putting the "America" back in North America
 
2012-10-05 12:24:51 PM
"Awesome, I just won these tickets in a game of chance!"
 
2012-10-05 12:24:54 PM
Screw you, Quebec!
 
2012-10-05 12:25:04 PM
I REGRET NOTHING
 
2012-10-05 12:25:29 PM
http://que.guero/

I would like to make lawn jockey-esque statue of him and put it in my yard. But the local morans might get offended.
 
2012-10-05 12:25:37 PM
F*ck Loonies
F*ck Toonies
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, YO!
 
2012-10-05 12:27:38 PM

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage


ah yes - fark, where every now and then i actually do laugh out loud and get funny looks at work
 
2012-10-05 12:27:41 PM
"Sweet, I can get NHL tickets for $20 each here"
 
2012-10-05 12:27:47 PM
Welcome to America

You are now stuck in America
 
2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM
Free Abortion Clinic
 
2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM
www.roadtrafficsigns.com
 
2012-10-05 12:28:52 PM

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.


My friend is a former Canuck
Who relocated south, like a duck
His enjoyment did shorten
Cuz there's no Tim Horton's
and now he just says "Well, oh fark"
 
mjg
2012-10-05 12:28:57 PM
thealbertadynamo.com

Goodbye ...

... Hello


dealseekingmom.com
 
2012-10-05 12:29:12 PM
Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-05 12:29:24 PM
U.S.Eh
 
2012-10-05 12:29:26 PM
You are doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-05 12:29:29 PM
American at Home
Canadian Abroad
 
2012-10-05 12:29:55 PM
Welcome to the US eh.
 
2012-10-05 12:30:11 PM
Canadian DayCare
Notice: Sexual Predator Live Here
 
2012-10-05 12:30:43 PM
www.studentfreepress.net
 
2012-10-05 12:30:44 PM
GO BACK TO CANUCKISTAN MORANS

/too demented?
 
2012-10-05 12:31:19 PM

bugmn99: www.roadtrafficsigns.com


Awesome
 
2012-10-05 12:33:01 PM
11legal Alien Voters for Obama.
 
2012-10-05 12:33:07 PM
www.newlaunches.com
 
2012-10-05 12:34:08 PM
Where All the White Women At?
 
2012-10-05 12:34:41 PM
WILL WORK FOR WEED
 
2012-10-05 12:34:54 PM
No more flapping head and beady eyes here, buddy.
 
2012-10-05 12:35:50 PM
LOST: Your Virginity
Call Me
 
2012-10-05 12:36:41 PM

TheOther: American at Home
Canadian Abroad


Cause nothing says "please don't think I'm American and kill me, eh?" like a maple leaf patch on a back pack.
 
2012-10-05 12:36:59 PM

KingoftheCheese: ROMNEY/RYAN 2012


Aw dammit. I'm way too late. Not shaking tiny fist at KoC because he's cool.
 
2012-10-05 12:37:34 PM
America: Where fries are gravy free.
 
2012-10-05 12:38:20 PM
How about this very simple sign:

Why the f*ck did you do that?!
 
2012-10-05 12:38:20 PM
NO FAT CHICKS
 
2012-10-05 12:38:45 PM

My Yali or Yours: Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 150x314]


OMG can you still get those? I haven't seen a CC in Florida in YEARS. I miss them SOOOOO
much.
 
2012-10-05 12:39:36 PM

---------------
| POUTINE OUT |
|  CHILI IN!  |
|  I ♥ USA!   |
---------------
||
||
||
www

 
2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM
Turd Sandwich/Giant Douche

/so it's bipartisan
 
2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM
I got in, eh!
 
2012-10-05 12:41:22 PM
No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.
 
2012-10-05 12:41:48 PM
GO BACK TO CANADA!!!!!
 
2012-10-05 12:43:12 PM
Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out
 
2012-10-05 12:43:19 PM
You're an American now son, please enjoy this complimentary assault rifle. Also, employment benefits are socialism. Welcome!
 
2012-10-05 12:43:22 PM
Actually since it would be in his yard, it should read... I SHOULD GO BACK TO CANADA!!!!!
 
2012-10-05 12:43:27 PM

paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.


Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.
 
2012-10-05 12:43:55 PM
"I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."

Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.
 
2012-10-05 12:44:05 PM

paswa17: Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out


and changed to Spanish, obviously.
 
2012-10-05 12:44:32 PM
"Now I have the right to pay $500,000 or die of a treatable disease, God Bless America"
 
2012-10-05 12:44:38 PM
i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 12:45:35 PM
Are you up to date on your hockey hair vaccinations?
 
2012-10-05 12:45:42 PM
"I've made a huge mistake"
 
2012-10-05 12:45:46 PM

Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.


No American would know that.
 
2012-10-05 12:46:01 PM
Free Geography Lessons
 
2012-10-05 12:46:31 PM
Finally a citizen of
The Land of Stanley Cup Winners
 
2012-10-05 12:47:14 PM
Why, yes
Yes I have lost my farking mind
Why do you ask?
 
2012-10-05 12:49:08 PM

grokca: Free Geography Lessons


interculturalmeanderings.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-05 12:49:37 PM
Failed the about/aboot question on the test.

I say zee now not zed!!

Ask me how to pronouce Celica*

*Thats how you find Canadians in a crowd
 
2012-10-05 12:50:32 PM
Best Canadian Bacon quote I can think of

All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"

Prefer South Park, Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Newscaster: This isn't the first bad thing to come out of Canada. Let's not forget Bryan Adams!
Canadian Representative: Yes, well the Canadian government has apologized for him on several occasions!

Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?
 
2012-10-05 12:51:29 PM

The Wizard of Frobozz: "I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."

Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.


Just because you go to Canada for gay hook ups doesn't make everyone up there gay.
 
2012-10-05 12:51:41 PM
New Target just placed here.Please used hollow points for effect.
 
2012-10-05 12:54:46 PM
Hi, my name is , and I used to be Canadian.
 
2012-10-05 12:55:21 PM
"I claim this land for Canada!"
 
2012-10-05 12:55:43 PM
Yard signs are incredibly tacky. Is it that important that random drivers-by know who you support in the next bullshiat election?

/your lawn says a lot about you
 
Bf+
2012-10-05 12:55:58 PM
A burning cross, perhaps?
 
2012-10-05 12:56:52 PM
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
 
2012-10-05 12:57:13 PM
"America: the new beuoooty way to go"

"Took off from the Great White North"

"Now Ehmerican."
 
2012-10-05 12:57:39 PM
Long live the Queen!
 
2012-10-05 12:57:57 PM

Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?


We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American. 

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?
 
2012-10-05 12:58:23 PM
Now I live below
The forty-ninth parallel
Love the U. S. Eh.
 
2012-10-05 12:59:25 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-05 01:00:18 PM
I may be an American now but CURLING WILL ALWAYS BE A SPORT TO ME DAMNIT!
 
2012-10-05 01:00:43 PM
I don't give a Canuck about the 47%
 
2012-10-05 01:00:46 PM

robohobo: Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?

We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American. 

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?


They call themselves American-Canadians.
 
2012-10-05 01:02:03 PM
I traded my mullet for a beiber.
 
2012-10-05 01:02:15 PM
How aboot a song

Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the U.S, yes
 
2012-10-05 01:02:39 PM
"What's with all of the Jews?"
 
2012-10-05 01:02:52 PM
*or Bieber, even.

/typo
 
2012-10-05 01:06:22 PM
Congratulations.

You can now join the US tradition of putting one of these on your backpack when in Europe.



i349.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 01:07:45 PM
Je n'ai plus d'écrire des signes en français aussi!
 
2012-10-05 01:09:35 PM
Where the Eskimo women at?
 
2012-10-05 01:09:59 PM
www.elfrijol.com
 
2012-10-05 01:12:59 PM
Seeing an "OBAMA/BIDEN 2012" makes me chuckle every time.
 
2012-10-05 01:13:22 PM
www.thegreenhead.com

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-05 01:14:53 PM

nmemkha: I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)


This is my favorite thus far


"WHERE'S THE BEAVER?"
 
2012-10-05 01:17:02 PM
So many good ones here. You should just put a link to this thread on his lawn.
 
2012-10-05 01:18:08 PM

ferretman: [www.thegreenhead.com image 450x300]

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

[t1.gstatic.com image 208x243]


Pssst... your Florida is hanging out.
 
2012-10-05 01:19:18 PM
Former EH-Hole
 
2012-10-05 01:19:33 PM

Ponzholio: Get him in good with his neighbors-

[i635.photobucket.com image 240x240]


Perfect!! If she doesn't use this one; I will >)
 
2012-10-05 01:21:16 PM
"Yesterday, I would have been sorry if this sign nonplussed you in any way. But as of today: go fark yourself."
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:22:00 PM
"My IQ just dropped 20%. Ask me how!"
 
2012-10-05 01:23:12 PM
From America's butch to Canada's biatch.
 
2012-10-05 01:23:15 PM

BitwiseShift: Congratulations.

You can now join the US tradition of putting one of these on your backpack when in Europe.



[i349.photobucket.com image 425x270]


A drawing of two guys staring at a vagina?
 
2012-10-05 01:24:53 PM
Aren't Canadians American citizens from birth? I mean, I can't tell the difference...
 
2012-10-05 01:24:55 PM
American until I die find out I have a pre-existing condition

God bless the Red, White and...what's that other one again?
 
2012-10-05 01:25:08 PM

Drunken_Polar_Bear: Je n'ai plus d'écrire des signes en français aussi!

Mais, bien sur. Le plus excellent! Bravo!

 
2012-10-05 01:26:44 PM
We came unarmed. This time.
 
2012-10-05 01:27:01 PM

robohobo: Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?

We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American. 

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?


American only. The only people that make the distinction of being different here are French-Canadians and the Native communities.

I lived in edmonton for a while, big city, lots of different cultures. Usually just call themselves by what their family was before moving here. Lebanese, Ukrainian, etc...
 
2012-10-05 01:28:18 PM
From the Great White North he did flee
From a country called Canadee
He then passed his test
to join this big mess
And now vote for Rom-nee

(or Obam-ee, what ev)
 
2012-10-05 01:30:50 PM
(m)eh.
 
2012-10-05 01:35:51 PM
"I have an American friend who doesn't know English."
 
2012-10-05 01:36:55 PM
Canadian by Birth
American by Accident
 
2012-10-05 01:37:06 PM

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat:SORRY,I TOOK YER JERBS! EH?

There we go.


there I fixed it for you
 
2012-10-05 01:37:58 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 01:40:17 PM

PooperMcSlides: Just because you go to Canada for gay hook ups doesn't make everyone up there gay.


What?! I NEVER! I mean...well...just that one time...in college.
 
2012-10-05 01:40:18 PM
"Behave and reelect Obama, or I swear I'll turn this house back around and drive home"
 
2012-10-05 01:41:38 PM
Welcome to America, don't get sick because you don't have any medical insurance now.
 
2012-10-05 01:42:47 PM
First Celine, then Justin, Now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?
 
2012-10-05 01:43:25 PM
Now I'm FREE .... for a medical bankruptcy
 
2012-10-05 01:43:36 PM
First Celine, then Justin, now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?
 
2012-10-05 01:44:01 PM
"I did WHAT? Ahw F*ck!"
 
2012-10-05 01:45:03 PM
Welcome to America
Your share of the national debt is:
$65,000
 
2012-10-05 01:48:58 PM
Sharks in 5!
 
2012-10-05 01:50:21 PM

JohnnyCanuck: "I've made a huge mistake"


Sure did, Gob.
 
2012-10-05 01:51:03 PM
I don't know but I'm liking all the responses with U.S.Eh. in them. Highly recommend.
 
2012-10-05 01:51:46 PM
I no longer put gravy on my fries
 
2012-10-05 01:52:58 PM
www.cynical-c.com
 
2012-10-05 01:58:14 PM
How about:

"Thank you, Mr. ____, for playing ball with the Other team!"

or ".....for being a switch hitter."
or ".....switching sides."

etc.
 
2012-10-05 01:59:51 PM

DancingElkCondor: SE HABLA ESPANOL CANADIAN, EH?


FTFY.
 
2012-10-05 02:01:31 PM
"Ich Ben Ein american now."
 
2012-10-05 02:01:52 PM
Go Bruins!
 
2012-10-05 02:09:29 PM
this is a Tim Horton's and poutine free zone, violaters will be prosecuted to the fullest extents of the law.
 
2012-10-05 02:13:33 PM
I too have no idea what a CN tower is.
 
2012-10-05 02:17:27 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Welcome to the United States
Your share of the National Debt is $51,525.41


And counting!
 
2012-10-05 02:19:47 PM

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?



Now THAT is a weird sign.
 
2012-10-05 02:20:20 PM
Willis Tower > CN Tower
 
2012-10-05 02:23:04 PM
I used to live next door to your girlfriend.
 
2012-10-05 02:26:17 PM
Welcome Neighbour
 
2012-10-05 02:34:41 PM
"I got drunk and woke up a citizen"


/seems ambiguous enough
 
2012-10-05 02:42:45 PM
"Is it too late to change my mind?"
 
2012-10-05 02:48:27 PM
I'M AMERICAN NOW
so hold my beer and watch this
 
2012-10-05 02:49:40 PM
I'M AMERICAN NOW

IQ - 50 points
body + 50 lbs
 
2012-10-05 02:50:11 PM

paswa17: Willis Tower > CN Tower


Whatchoo talkin' aboot?
 
2012-10-05 02:55:33 PM
POUTINE = PROTEIN

ITS LIKE SAME THING!!
 
2012-10-05 02:56:01 PM
www.camloot.com
 
2012-10-05 03:13:59 PM

digitalrain: My Yali or Yours: Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 150x314]

OMG can you still get those? I haven't seen a CC in Florida in YEARS. I miss them SOOOOO
much.


Heck, I haven't seen CC in Canada for YEARS. They were awesome, especially the blackberry flavour.
 
2012-10-05 03:16:15 PM

wine_em_dine_em...: [www.camloot.com image 300x440]


He's yours now, no backsies!
 
2012-10-05 03:18:28 PM
I (heart) America
It's The Beer I Hate
 
 
2012-10-05 03:18:37 PM
Yard useless without pics
 
2012-10-05 03:21:33 PM
"Hockey was invented in the USA"
 
2012-10-05 03:25:09 PM
Maybe this is relevant: My Canadian friend is also a ginger. I know how much some of you love redheads.


/a male ginger
 
2012-10-05 03:32:14 PM
WELCOME TO THE NEW HOME of "WRONG WAY CORRIGAN!!
 
2012-10-05 03:32:32 PM
US.  You've been Shatnered...again.
 
2012-10-05 03:44:27 PM
GARFUNKEL FOR SALE
 
2012-10-05 03:47:09 PM
Blame Canada!
 
2012-10-05 03:58:48 PM
No more:

a248.e.akamai.net

www.nearof.com

ocanada.com.au

jaydamomphd.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-05 04:04:54 PM
"Reformed Socialist"
or
"I was promised a free gun"
 
2012-10-05 04:12:30 PM
"Tuque burning party here"
 
2012-10-05 04:12:31 PM
Another Canadian politely invading the USA.
 
2012-10-05 04:29:30 PM
Not a yard sign, I just like posting these in Canadian threads.

Scott Thompson...
Canadians hate Americans
Passing
Plane Hijack

Also these guys are Canadians

REMember
 
2012-10-05 04:40:49 PM

Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.


Dang, he's right:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-05 04:55:35 PM

medazinol: No more:

[a248.e.akamai.net image 251x354]

[www.nearof.com image 575x350]

[ocanada.com.au image 400x400]

[jaydamomphd.files.wordpress.com image 560x408]


You forgot Kinder Eggs/Kinder Surprise! That stuff is illegal in the States.
 
2012-10-05 04:56:09 PM
F*CK YOU AMERICA!
 
2012-10-05 05:05:28 PM

vpb: If you make a call to the right people and tell them he is a Muslim you won't even have to make the sign yourself.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 186x240]

You know that just ain't funny. I briefly lived in an area where the story went "the last black person who lived in this town left after the cross burning incident" Of course, the year before I moved there, a black girl told me her grandma would kill her if she dated me cause I was white. That was the same place where the ag teacher demonstrated "the old way" to castrate a pig.
 
2012-10-05 05:15:33 PM
You gave up Coffee Crisp and poutine for what?!
 
2012-10-05 05:22:21 PM
"Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work."
 
2012-10-05 05:35:59 PM
NICKLEBACK SUCKS
 
2012-10-05 05:44:56 PM

skullkrusher: "Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work."


slavery it is!
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-05 06:11:29 PM
My football team needed an extra down.
 
2012-10-05 06:49:45 PM
blog.sls-construction.com
 
2012-10-05 06:55:27 PM
How about "Dude, you're doing it wrong".
 
2012-10-05 07:04:14 PM
jab a hockey stick into his lawn and burn it one night.
 
2012-10-05 07:09:56 PM
cdnexpat.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-05 07:45:20 PM
I Used To Have Healthcare
Now I Have ObamaCare
 
2012-10-05 08:10:14 PM
Burn a giant maple leaf in his yard! (Just like the Klan)
 
2012-10-05 08:26:13 PM
Vous êtes en Amérique maintenant! Parler anglais!
 
2012-10-05 08:34:26 PM

loonatic112358: this is a Tim Horton's and poutine free zone, violaters will be prosecuted to the fullest extents of the law.


If you come to Ohio, you are gonna have a bad time.

Timbits everywhere... No one was spared, not even the children.

Now, all the radio stations play nothing but Arrogant Worms and Rush... Which... is actually ok.
 
2012-10-05 09:55:18 PM
U.S.EH! U.S.EH! U.S.EH!

No... I haven't read the thread. Why?
 
2012-10-05 09:58:35 PM
I'd rather be curling

Just pulled out of the beaver

just in time to be too disgusted to vote

Now I can biatch about the government
 
2012-10-05 10:41:53 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-05 10:43:40 PM
Deport the Mexicans
 
2012-10-05 10:57:09 PM
Welcome to America, now quit farking apologizing!
 
2012-10-05 11:10:41 PM
You can't deport me now B*tches!
 
2012-10-05 11:19:19 PM

paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.


But now apologizing for Peewee Herman. You owe us.
 
2012-10-05 11:59:20 PM
I hate all of you
 
2012-10-06 12:34:37 AM

groppet: Failed the about/aboot question on the test.

I say zee now not zed!!

Ask me how to pronouce Celica*

*Thats how you find Canadians in a crowd


No way, eh? Ask them to pronounce "Datsun."
 
2012-10-06 01:04:25 AM
I always get nailed on my accent when I pronounce "Mustang". It's so farking long and drawn out and I can't stop it. I can usually hide my (east coast) accent well, but no dice with that one.

Musstaang.
 
2012-10-06 05:57:18 PM
You idiot! You gave up free medical for THIS??? Think of the children!
 
2012-10-06 06:41:23 PM
WHAR SOSHULIZED MEDISIN WHAR
 
2012-10-07 12:32:10 AM

10.0.0.1: [i227.photobucket.com image 403x361]


Holy cats, did his people really approve that image of him? He looks like Joe Isuzu there.
 
2012-10-08 02:20:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Columbus Day!
 
2012-10-08 06:02:19 PM

Ponzholio: E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage

That's funny enough for a month of TF...


Wow, I didn't notice this before the weekend....Thank you for the TF!
 
2012-10-08 09:33:39 PM

desertmouse: Maybe this is relevant: My Canadian friend is also a ginger. I know how much some of you love redheads.


/a male ginger



Oh, so how about someone with better graphics skills than me (in other words, someone who's not a lazy quadriplegic drunk with no arms or legs) take a map of North America, paint Canada as red (a la small 'c' communist) with the following caption:

"Now America has TWO Carrot Tops!"

Bonus points if you can somehow manage to make the outline of NA resemble Carrot Top's face/head.
 
2012-10-08 09:35:43 PM

whither_apophis: "Tuque burning party here"



sign:

"Finally, no more snow."
 
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